Now or never

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So, I had to deal with the pain of watching a teammate leave and needing to ready myself on welcoming a new one.

In case you do not know, These are the boys from HAWK GAMING. Currently tier 2 and based in KL, Malaysia.

Although I am just their “babysitter” cum Team analyst but these boys are just so endearing and I have grown to like each and every one of them. However the position 5 player has proven to be more favored by me because he says and does the sweetest things for me.

You know the law of life. The one you like the most just happens to be the one you will lose. Ha ha.

I remember on the team retreat, we were acting touristy and all, wandering into the souvenir shop where they sold some local products. I saw a coconut oil and it was freaking priced at 69.90. I only found out when I asked the cashier and thus left it at the counter cuz AINT NO BODY WASTING SO MUCH MONEY FOR SOME DUBIOUS CLEAR LIQUID THAT MAY NOT HAVE ANY HEALTH PROPERTIES AS ADVERTISED.

Went out of the shop, and suddenly he came up to me, holding the overpriced bottle in his hand. “Take it. You always treat us dinner and buy things for us. This is the least I can do for you.”

God did my heart melt into an entire soppy mess. And the part I love the most? He respects and actually take the feedback I give about their games into actual consideration and ACTION. Not just games. literally the life advices I always dish out because I am a naggy old aunty.

This post is dedicated to you CSL. The team and I wish you all the best with your career.
And as for I, I wish you can now find a balance in your family commitments and your passion. Remember to keep your promise to drop by whenever I am around!. And, yes blessings to find a girlfriend. 😛

*Yes I picked the photo where I am standing right beside him because if not whats the point. XD

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Will be updating with an interesting post of my San Francisco happenings. Stay tuned guys.

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Sun and Moon

You were the sun and moon to me. 

Hello darlings. For those of you who followed me closely (Great thanks and appreciation to you out there, wherever you are.) I am sure you are aware that I just ended a devastating break-up. I guess when you get older, its not just the physical wounds that take longer to mend. And in order for me to keep myself in fit condition for work because hell, I can’t lose my job over emotions that I can’t control; I will be visiting my doctor regularly and hopefully some therapy can help me. I don’t care, he can try hypnotizing me like before and make me forget this like those large pieces of my childhood that went missing for the greater good.

Till then, I can only look forward to the little things in life. AND ONE OF WHICH,

I’M OLD ENOUGH TO BE A MOTHER TO MANY OF YOU OUT THERE!

Birthday is coming just round the corner!!!

As per usual drill, my friends have requested for my wishlist to be posted up. Because well, I guess they find me extremely picky when it comes to presents.

If you are getting me something off this list, please do let me know so I will cross it out. Thanks y’all I love you. HAHAHA. Some are impossible to get. It’s ok. We all have big dreams that never come true and unrequited love.

 

Birthday Wishlist:

ASUS ROG STRIX GL502 VS.

Potent gaming laptop ON the GO. Weighing only 2.3KGS, uses GTX 1070. Fucking dreams come true bruh.
(Has to be preordered. RTP: S$2698 or MYR $6500)

 

 

SAMSUNG SSD (Solid State Drive) EVO 4TB.

Piecing my dream Desktop together, slowly but surely. Hahaha.

 

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NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Graphic card.
(RTP: S$580)

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Razer Hammerhead Pro
Only the PRO edition has microphone what the fuckery is that.
(RTP: $106)

 

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Razer Blackwidow X Chroma
What’s a desktop without some flashy ahbeng-ish chroma lights man.
(RTP: S$ 289)

 

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Sumikko Gurashi Maomaocong (Green Penguin) Pouch and Keychain.
And the plushie in the middle to replace the one that I left at B’s house. He probably threw it away 😥

 

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Prada Saffiano letter wallet

I am gonna get it from an outlet store so it’s cheaper. Hahaha.  If you want to get this for me, just let me know and I will buy it on my own and send you the receipt with a kiss. ❤

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Tumi Durban Expandable duffel.

Its no longer sold in retail stores. Hoping to find it via a reseller or at outlet stores.

 

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A dinner at N.O.X

I have always wanted to try that. It’s a pity that I have been so particular about who to bring to this really special place that in the end I never been. what the fuck.

 

Victoria’s Secret Ultimate leggings with mesh and Ultimate push-up sports bra, both S.

(SGD 88.84 + 36.97) I think it’s cheaper if I buy it in the US.

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NAKED 2, From Urban Decay

Available at Sephora everywhere.

 

I would also like to take this moment to add that I have not passed DARKMOON on dota 2 and this uselessness I feel within me is driving me crazy.

I will be updating again by next week, probably finally feature a video of me cooking. Stay tuned if you would like to see me burn down the kitchen.

 

I’m never getting over you. 

TRIPPED

I was having such a blast that I literally forgot to breathe. HAHAHA.

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Hola everyone ~~

Your goddess is extremely lazy. She has been neglecting her blog readers and stream viewers but that’s going to change because shes hereeeeee.

I am still waiting for the most important call of my life. It hasn’t arrived yet and I do not have a good feeling. But a part of me believes that my grandpa will send down his blessings from heaven.

So yes after Melaka I went to do snorkeling in Bintan. The place I stayed was largely fantastic and they have packages for singles just in case you want to go alone as well. This is their official website:

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I highly recommend this place because its awesome as hell. I got to stay in the Jacuzzi suite. Yes, you got it right. I have a Jacuzzi sitting in my balcony overlooking the sea. Kinky as anything… the couple next door were having some really rough sex.

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They have this activities board that tells you the timings of the activities they provide. It’s all affordable and quite an experience. I chose snorkeling, which included the kelong visit. Extremely worth it. HAHAHA.

 

You get to jump onto that net right in the sea. Really fun. I did it a couple of times until my dive instructor laughed at me. HAHAHA.

They kept the live lobsters and prawns at the Kelong, and will deliver it when the hotel guests order the seafood feast for dinner.

 

Had the spa which was included in the package that I took. I really liked the scrub and mask. Made from natural ingredients and smells delicious. I read somewhere, if it’s safe for you to eat, its safe on your skin.

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Dinner is included in the package. I had the lamb chops over the seafood feast because lamb. I just cannot resist. HAHAHA.

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The food is exceptional :’D I was expecting lesser because it was part of a package and you know normally they will give u some shitty ass fare. Mango juice was from freshly blended mango, you could still taste that lil fur strands when sipping it.

Lamb chops were out of the world – Beautifully grilled until tender. I had to pass my compliments to the chef. You hardly get good lamb chops in Singapore! Most of them cost a bomb too.

I highly recommend you to try this if you love lamb just as much as I do.

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The chairs by the beach were romantic as hell but I walked over to the swings and I nearly froze because it looked like a scene straight out of conjuring or the exorcism.

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I half expected a pontianak to appear in the photo after snapping this pic. Freaking scary as anything.

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But I couldn’t resist the swings because Singapore don’t seem to have any more left :’D

I loved the swings. They were the traditional kind, made from wood and rope. No creaky sounds that serve as a painful reminder of how you are no longer a child and how fat you are. HAHAHA.

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I would definitely visit the resort again. Hope you guys like the review and let me know if you are going to give it a shot! Bring me with you xD

My next destination was PHUKET.

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I think I found my most favorite thing about Changi Airport and that’s their toilets. Its the cleanest across all the places and countries I have visited and just LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING. Full windows with airy ceilings. God I look just like a goddess here 😉
HAHAHAHAHA U DIDNT SEE THAT.

But well I really hope I will be going to their toilets more than just often…

The place I stayed at is

Avista Hidden Getaway.

I used Agoda. Its a lovely place and was highly recommended on their website.

It IS really gorgeous. It felt like the palaces of the greek gods. Hehe. And the staff are all dressed in long white flowy dresses that really completed the look.

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And how would ANYONE resist sitting in the lounge chairs set in elegant marble, surrounded by softly illuminated water.

Absolutely heavenly. hehehe.

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It’s facing the full view of the mountains, and a huge Jacuzzi lies in the open on the balcony. I didn’t pay for this room actually. I booked the cheaper one. But due to some (fortunate) mistake they upgraded me for free. HAHAHAHA.

 

They have an infinity pool overlooking the wilderness, with a pool bar that angmohs really love. HAHAHA.

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I swam a little and then sought refuge from the sun at the water jets massage area tucked away at a cosy corner of the pool.

And then, one more tick off my bucket list; I finally got to do my parasailing.

It was just a really really short experience and fucking expensive.

Costed about 70 SGD inclusive of tips, for just a mere 8 mins? Totally not worth it.

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Laid on the sand and pondered about how loserish my life is whilst constantly getting approached by peddlers. It was kind of overwhelming to be bearable.

Made a sandcastle with a moat with my bare hands. Miss the days as a child with my own set of sandcastle tools. Lol.

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I found this extremely cute. LOL. For all the drunk people that overstayed in the pubs, you can make your own hangover cure here in their restaurant at the hotel.

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I got coerce into entering this really ditsy looking bar and god damn, the waitresses are like hungry ravens, hard selling you into buying them shots so that they can get commission. Like what the fuck, you approach me?!?!?!? Why would I buy it for u xD

It got pretty annoying because they will NOT stop asking you for it. I had a couple of beers and left. And its pretty expensive too. One beer is about 16 SGD.

Like motherfucking christ, what is it made of!??!! GOLD FLAKES? OR was it brewed for 10000 years.

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I had a strawberry daiquiri as well that tasted worse than the cough syrup you find in clinics.

The massages in BKK are only about 8 SGD (200 THB) per hour, and the 3.5 hours full body treatment is only about… 35-40 sgd?

Its about 80 sgd here. WHAT THE FUCK. And only 2 hours.

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I sported a tan and felt like I really changed nationality. God damn.

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Had lunch at coffee club because apparently they have no street stalls here that sells proper and delicious food unlike Bangkok.

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It was good tho. HAHAHA. dat burger. worth running 50 km.

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My favorite meal is the traditional basil minced pork that I ordered as room service at the hotel. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. ITS CHEAPER THAN THE FOOD I HAD OUTSIDE. God damn. Fucking overpriced shit everywhere.

But I finished the entire thing xD

And so that pretty much sums up my Phuket trip. I would say… I don’t think I will go back there again. Maybe to other parts, but definitely not to the same place. Everything is too touristy and too catered to the western market.

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ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU GUYS I ADOPTED A STRAY AND Z NAMED HER GYRO. HAHAHAHA

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My little baby. I miss her alot whenever I see lycan. But I don’t know if I will get to see her again because Z and I have kinda ceased all communication. Or rather, I gave up on trying to make things work.

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The feeling of loving someone so much, really petrifies me sometimes. Especially when the pain he inflicts on you just cuts you so deep into your soul, and there’s just so much pain that you don’t know what to do with it nor how to make it stop.

OK SORRY LOL SO EMO ALL THE SUDDEN WTF. GET YOUR SHIT TGT MISS VALEISKY.

ANYWAY WAS AT SOME RANDOM ULU JB MALL WHEN I SAW THIS:

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Creepy as fuck. This is not meant to be an insult to any religion whatsoever. JUST WHY WOULD YOU DRAPE UR MANNEQUINS LIKE THAT.

Went to KL for Gameplan and Ages. ALL THE CUTE YOUNG VIRGINSSSSS WHERE U AT.

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With the extremely sexy and handsome + eligible + alot of cpf + pro clinkz on our way to KL sentral. LOL.

This is the famous beef noodles one stop after KL sentral, At Pasar Seni, the chinatown area. You definitely need to have it.

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Played drunk jenga HAHAHAHA.

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So yes to sum up my KL trips I basically did nothing but eat drink and sleep. Such life. HEHE.

Anyway Congrats to Signature Trust for winning AGES. Their support made me wet. TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD XD

I will update again. Bali + Ages ;D

And YES I WILL BE STREAMING THIS WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. 😀 catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love you guys. Good night. (Actually not good night, Im going to play dota but yes good night)

HAHA.

Lunes?

Hello my little pumpkins. How was your month of March? Mine went past pretty fast LIKE OMG. I am officially gone from my company. 😀

I have two months of holidaying to do and hell am I looking forward to it so much. HEHEHE.

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Went to bangkok with my (ex) colleagues and I finally fulfilled my dream of staying at

Grande Centrepoint, Terminal 21.

 

It’s absolutely gorgeous. Very expensive though. I only went because I was making use of my staff discount for the very last time. LOL. It’s about 700 SGD for 3 NIGHTS per ROOM, without breakfast included. This is before discount.

And we had to share a king sized bed because there’s no more twin. BUT YOU KNOW THE BED IS SO HUGE AND COMFY IM NOT COMPLAINING.

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Comes with a large fridge, microwave and even a small wet pantry area. Overhead cabinets are filled with cutlery and utensils.

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THE TOILET BOWL IS THE FREAKING INTELLIGENT WC. COMES WITH THE SPRAYING AND DRYING OPTION FOR YOUR PRECIOUS BUTT.

Sad to say, I spent quite alot of time in the toilet because I had bad diarrhea. Lesson learnt, do not eat dubious looking sashimi at buffets. It’s quite ironic because I eat so much street food and I didn’t get anything bad from that.

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First meal was at Terminal 21. (Duh its right beside) It’s this shop on the floor that has the food court.. Can’t remember the name. J’s mum brought us there a long time ago and I remembered it served decent fare.

I always wanted my future kitchen to look like this:

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HAHAHA.

Some highlights of the restaurant. Must order! Fried fish and beef. Very tasty.

A couple of us went to the Train market at night. GOD DAMN. The last time I went was met with the heavy downpour remember? This time round I spent all my time eating LIKE FUCK ALL THE GLORIOUS FOOD.

 

 

The watermelon dessert is must try. And that little snack at the bottom right; seafood with quail eggs in some sort of a weird takoyaki form IS SO DAMN DELICIOUS THAT I ATE EVERYTHING ALTHOUGH IT WAS MEANT TO BE SHARED.

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I feel alittle sad bidding goodbye to my colleagues but well :’D It’s time to move on in search of greater happiness.

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I went to Pratunam to look for my favorite street stall selling the boat noodles. THEY ARE STILL THERE.

 

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This stall is one of the best ones I have had in that region. Z likes to order the chicken one because it comes with a generous slab of “Blood”. I always preferred pork with a truckload of chilli and repent for my sins in the toilet later.

And of course my favorites:

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THIS STEWED PORK THING IS TOO GOOD. I want to bathe in that large basin of brown, salty and glorious stew. I don’t care. I would sleep overnight in it too.

HAHAHAHA. Only 1.50 SGD btw.

Ended the 3rd day stuffing my face with shabu shabu and splurged alittle on this nice little Umeshu. My favorite Japanese wine. HAHAHA. For pussies. Whatever.

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Went to marshmallow!
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The bad thing about staying in Asok is there isn’t a wide stretch of night market stalls just below your residence unlike staying in Pratunam. We had to take a taxi/ BTS to NANA for the more “happening” bars. We chose Marshmallow because I insisted the free falling glass windows too hipster and I want to go inside and be instagram worthy. But in the end the music was too good so I didn’t take much photos. LOL

They had an in house dj and played a good mix of old school RNB (Those with those street rap songs IDK, what genre is that?)

The prices of the drinks are not too bad but I read online Marshmallow is considered one of the more high-class bars. One lychee margarita is about 8$. Nothing beats the Mango one I had at Cafe Iguna. HAHAHA. But the plus point? They have shisha! Only 15$

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My current mood:

lil shit

HAHAHAHA. My next stop: Philippines, Boracay. I will flood you guys with photos of that place just because. XD

Anyway did you guys hear that I got a 24hour ban on my twitch BECAUSE I WAS REPORTED FOR PORN / EXPLICIT CONTENT. Seriously brah, wtf?

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Anyway I will be doing a full day stream again (THIS TIME WITHOUT FUCKING ZUMBA BECAUSE ITS PORN) one of the days this week. Keep a look out!

Meanwhile on my paint job:

For gamer girls // When your boyfriend is sweet :

bae loves u 1

LOL WTF AM I DRAWING.

Good bye guys. I still have a review for this amazing scrub that I have yet to do. I think I will make it into a video format for the next update. See ya!

 

 

 

 

 

New directions

Hello guys,

Your goddess has been busy preparing for the new direction that she’s headed for in her life. But still thank you to each and everyone of you who still reads my blog; even some really pleasantly unexpected ones. 😀

I will still be blogging, but I believe (and hope) that everyone of you will be “Growing” together with me… GROWING OLD 😥

HAHAHA. NOOOOOOOOOOO we must always be young at heart AND secretly throw death stares at those kids who call you auntie/uncle. juz cuz.

Anyway, I have been streaming and I promised my viewers that I will FREAKING UPLOAD A VIDEO OF MYSELF COOKING to show y’all distrusting fuckers that your goddess can really cook :’D

So stay tuned! It’s simple as fuck so you can cook it for the bae when you have utterly pissed her off, or for your boy when you wanna psycho him into buying you a prada bag. Or for your parents so that they will give you more allowance. AND REMEMBER, THE GOLDEN RULE:

the one who cooks don’t have to do the dishes.

If the bae or your siblings complain, tell them it will incur the wrath of the goddess.

I WILL FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM WASH THE GOD DAMN PLATES.

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Photo from my last photoshoot ever. Lovely swimsuit shoot with flowers and hot water. Really, what more can you ask for TO SOAK IN A GOD DAMN TUB OF WARM WATER AND PLAY WITH FLOWERS LIKE AN IDIOT AND GET PAID TO LOOK CUTE.

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PLZ guys. I can draw so damn well. Look what i drew.

chen whole familyIM FREAKING PROUD OF THIS PICTURE BECAUSE ITS ADORABLE AS ANYTHING FOR A HERO THAT’S DAMN LOATHSOME. AND I DREW IT IN 10MINS

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Good night now. It’s late and your goddess is cranky. Sleep tight, my beautiful peasants. ❤

I hate people??!?!

Following the tragic news of how Aui_2000 was kicked by EG for no reason, (like seriously who the hell even uses the word “Kicked” In the official news) That’s extremely rude and humiliating for anyone.

He tweeted “I hate people”.

I think it reminds me of how fucked up people can be. I was talking to someone on steam last night and due to his personal reasons(I am trying to be less mean here) he said this “Other people told me how ragey and bad tempered you are but I chose to believe you are actually not that bad”

Why, thank you. 

I do admit I scream at people alot in dota. He added “It seems both games I played with you, you just cannot get along with my friends.”

All I replied was “Maybe its just your friends.”

I only have one goal in mind, and that’s to have a good game.

If I am screaming, instead of evaluating why am I fucked up, please re-evaluate your own friends. 

This scenario can be replaced with simpler examples for everyone to see clearly.

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As more people are requesting me to add them into friend’s list, I am just going to make it very clear:

The reasons why I scream at you:

  1. You are a major douchebag and everyone on the team can’t stand you but just cant be bothered to tell you. But i will. It doesn’t mean they are nice and I am not. It just means I am verbal and expressive and direct. THIS APPLIES TO ALOT OF TOXIC PUB GAMERS who enjoys insulting people by calling them motherfuckers, noobs, or idiots. That is derogatory and I cannot just sit around and let you scold me or any of my friends that.
  2. You are the last to pick and yet did not consider what the team needs (usually a support role) and decided to go ahead with your own selfishness to play whatever you want (normally a carry) and causes the team to have 3 carries, 1 solo mid and 1 hero which don’t know where to go. And 1 carry (normally me who randomed first) ends up playing support. So you will see a random drow ranger with wards and dust
  3. You are not good at dota, but stubborn and refuses to listen to commands. (from anyone)
  4. You picked/randomed a support but refuses to help buy wards and instead, chooses to go for your own items without thinking maybe it’s more beneficial for your fellow support to get their main item first.

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That being said, its so simple isn’t it? All these reasons contribute towards one thing and that’s : You selfishly made the game less enjoyable for the remaining 4 people

All these rooted from one thing, and that is IN the dota community, a huge percentage is still male dominated. Filled with egoistical,selfish and ill-mannered males.

I make noise not because I wish to stoop to your level (as some would like to argue) I am just verbally informing you of my displeasure although I know you will still be clueless and continue living your life as the imbecile you are. But that’s ok with me. At least I told you.
So all these being said, back to what the guy has said last night. I pick my friends wisely. And that’s why no such nonsense ever occurs when I play with them. It’s just your friends, really. They are the toxic pub gamers that every one hates.

So If i have accepted your friend request… Please keep these in mind.

MURDEROUS PERIOD MURDEROUS MOOD

Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.