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To my dearest readers, I know I promised an exciting post and trust me I took so many hilarious photos that I wanted to share with you. However it’s painful for me to browse through my photo gallery at the moment.

But I did get down to work to draw something… hahaha.

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Maomaocong says Happy Chinese New Year! 😀

HAHAHA. He looks retarded. I don’t know why I even like him so much. Darn cute. For those of you who watched my stream yesterday, I was going on about this really cute little lightbulb-ish humidifier. Remember Moscow? The air was so dry. So I figured its time to buy one of these portable magical objects. I got it on qoo10. I think it was only like… 15dollars?

Plug it into the usb port on ur laptop and this little thing whizzes to life. I think you can do a steam facial using it if you want to. Hehe. I MEAN HOWWWW THEY EVEN INCLUDED STONES AND LITTLE PALM TREE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ISLAND.

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SORRY GUYS I HAD THIS POST HIDDEN IN MY “DRAFTS” SINCE CNY SO I M JUST GOING TO CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF HAHAHAHA.

SO BASICALLY,

I just celebrated lycan’s 5th birthday and my own LETS NOT GO INTO THE AGE.

Just in case you are wondering, his cake is a gigantic meat ball. LOL.

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I bought him 85$ worth of snacks from bow wow… this guy has better know how fucking luxurious and pampered he is.

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I can’t wait for February to be over actually. Because the page of my March calendar is a fresh one. With only plans for myself. I will face the only last day I have to meet him in March with my head high. As like I have been advised so many times. If my conscience is clear, heaven knows. He doesn’t have to know. Because it doesn’t matter anymore. And it doesn’t matter because there is no point in hanging around someone who doesn’t love you enough.

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Anyway just to make you guys jealous I WENT TO MALDIVES. One of my dream destinations holy shit. And one night stay is obviously not enough for me.

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DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I STRUGGLED TO BALANCE ON THIS IMPRACTICAL HAMMOCK.

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Posing in front of a jetski that I can’t afford to ride on. damn.

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Well….. at least kayaking is free.

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I want to be inside forever. Probably drown there but well. Water too shallow to die in. But certainly breathtaking enough to die in peace.

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IF YOU ARE NOT SAVING UP TO GO TO MALDIVES I DON’T KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MONEY. YOU MAY DONATE IT TO ME. HAHAHA.

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SAW THE SPA BY THE VILLA AND ITS FUCKING 410 USD ++ FOR TWO PEOPLE.

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VELI LOVE ALWAYS OFFER.

I LOVE YOU VELI MUCH.

The resort is beautiful, albeit like a maze and the food is costly af but trust me it’s so worth it if you enjoy being in water just like me. Is it a coincidence since I am an Aquarian?

#deepthoughtsoftheuniverseandwhyheissuchajerk

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SO ITS COOKING TIME WITH VALEISKY!!!

EZPZ Prawn arrabiata for nerds like me who like to stay at home or cooking idiots trying to impress their girlfriends:

ALL you need:

*For 2*

1/3 pack of Penne pasta
Bacon (Optional)
Minced garlic
Fresh Basil leaves
A  medium can of quality “Diced tomatoes” (I used Hunt’s from NTUC)
Large peeled prawns, devined. (Mine costed about 7.80 SGD for two portions)
Olive oil, salt and pepper.

Cook the pasta:

– Add in salt and some olive oil into pot for good luck into a pot of water, bring to boil.
– Add in pasta when water is bubbling. Stir and check periodically.

!DO NOT PLAY DOTA AND FORGET THAT YOUR GAS IS ON!

Cook the sauce:

– In a heated saucepan, warm up olive oil. Throw in bacon (If you halal, skip this step)
– Throw in garlic and chilli. Ensure that fire IS NOT HUGE LIKE THE RAGING PITS OF        SATAN’S HOME so that the garlic won’t burn.
– Toss in prawns and ensure they are cooked thoroughly.
– Empty can of diced tomatoes with all the tomato sauce into pan.
– Keep tossing and mixing everything together.
– Simmer on low heat.

!DID YOU KNOW? PRAWNS CHANGE FROM GREY TO ORANGE = COOKED!

Finishing up:

– Drain penne pasta (Make sure pasta is al dente, I personally like it abit softer than that.)
– Throw pasta into the saucepan.
– Mix well.
– Serve up on your dinner plates, garnish with one fresh basil leaf FOR THAT INSTAGRAMMABLE TOUCH.

Your pasta is ready and your girlfriend will immediately believe you are marriage material once the lovely arrabiata pasta touches her lips.

And then it wouldn’t only be pasta that her lips touches later on 😉

LOL.

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And before we end obviously I JUST HAD TO let you guys know that my extremely hilarious sister burst into tears when we were having steamboat the other day. She went to get more food and then started crying when she realised we were only left with 15mins before the waiter chases us out because LUNCH was only 70 mins restriction.

And as her very supportive sister I just had to take photos of it and post it online. HAHAHA.

Love y’all. See you soon. Will be posting my KL SUNWAY LAGOON escapade soon. STAY TUNED OK.

 

 

 

 

 

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TRIPPED

I was having such a blast that I literally forgot to breathe. HAHAHA.

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Hola everyone ~~

Your goddess is extremely lazy. She has been neglecting her blog readers and stream viewers but that’s going to change because shes hereeeeee.

I am still waiting for the most important call of my life. It hasn’t arrived yet and I do not have a good feeling. But a part of me believes that my grandpa will send down his blessings from heaven.

So yes after Melaka I went to do snorkeling in Bintan. The place I stayed was largely fantastic and they have packages for singles just in case you want to go alone as well. This is their official website:

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I highly recommend this place because its awesome as hell. I got to stay in the Jacuzzi suite. Yes, you got it right. I have a Jacuzzi sitting in my balcony overlooking the sea. Kinky as anything… the couple next door were having some really rough sex.

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They have this activities board that tells you the timings of the activities they provide. It’s all affordable and quite an experience. I chose snorkeling, which included the kelong visit. Extremely worth it. HAHAHA.

 

You get to jump onto that net right in the sea. Really fun. I did it a couple of times until my dive instructor laughed at me. HAHAHA.

They kept the live lobsters and prawns at the Kelong, and will deliver it when the hotel guests order the seafood feast for dinner.

 

Had the spa which was included in the package that I took. I really liked the scrub and mask. Made from natural ingredients and smells delicious. I read somewhere, if it’s safe for you to eat, its safe on your skin.

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Dinner is included in the package. I had the lamb chops over the seafood feast because lamb. I just cannot resist. HAHAHA.

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The food is exceptional :’D I was expecting lesser because it was part of a package and you know normally they will give u some shitty ass fare. Mango juice was from freshly blended mango, you could still taste that lil fur strands when sipping it.

Lamb chops were out of the world – Beautifully grilled until tender. I had to pass my compliments to the chef. You hardly get good lamb chops in Singapore! Most of them cost a bomb too.

I highly recommend you to try this if you love lamb just as much as I do.

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The chairs by the beach were romantic as hell but I walked over to the swings and I nearly froze because it looked like a scene straight out of conjuring or the exorcism.

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I half expected a pontianak to appear in the photo after snapping this pic. Freaking scary as anything.

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But I couldn’t resist the swings because Singapore don’t seem to have any more left :’D

I loved the swings. They were the traditional kind, made from wood and rope. No creaky sounds that serve as a painful reminder of how you are no longer a child and how fat you are. HAHAHA.

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I would definitely visit the resort again. Hope you guys like the review and let me know if you are going to give it a shot! Bring me with you xD

My next destination was PHUKET.

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I think I found my most favorite thing about Changi Airport and that’s their toilets. Its the cleanest across all the places and countries I have visited and just LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING. Full windows with airy ceilings. God I look just like a goddess here 😉
HAHAHAHAHA U DIDNT SEE THAT.

But well I really hope I will be going to their toilets more than just often…

The place I stayed at is

Avista Hidden Getaway.

I used Agoda. Its a lovely place and was highly recommended on their website.

It IS really gorgeous. It felt like the palaces of the greek gods. Hehe. And the staff are all dressed in long white flowy dresses that really completed the look.

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And how would ANYONE resist sitting in the lounge chairs set in elegant marble, surrounded by softly illuminated water.

Absolutely heavenly. hehehe.

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It’s facing the full view of the mountains, and a huge Jacuzzi lies in the open on the balcony. I didn’t pay for this room actually. I booked the cheaper one. But due to some (fortunate) mistake they upgraded me for free. HAHAHAHA.

 

They have an infinity pool overlooking the wilderness, with a pool bar that angmohs really love. HAHAHA.

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I swam a little and then sought refuge from the sun at the water jets massage area tucked away at a cosy corner of the pool.

And then, one more tick off my bucket list; I finally got to do my parasailing.

It was just a really really short experience and fucking expensive.

Costed about 70 SGD inclusive of tips, for just a mere 8 mins? Totally not worth it.

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Laid on the sand and pondered about how loserish my life is whilst constantly getting approached by peddlers. It was kind of overwhelming to be bearable.

Made a sandcastle with a moat with my bare hands. Miss the days as a child with my own set of sandcastle tools. Lol.

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I found this extremely cute. LOL. For all the drunk people that overstayed in the pubs, you can make your own hangover cure here in their restaurant at the hotel.

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I got coerce into entering this really ditsy looking bar and god damn, the waitresses are like hungry ravens, hard selling you into buying them shots so that they can get commission. Like what the fuck, you approach me?!?!?!? Why would I buy it for u xD

It got pretty annoying because they will NOT stop asking you for it. I had a couple of beers and left. And its pretty expensive too. One beer is about 16 SGD.

Like motherfucking christ, what is it made of!??!! GOLD FLAKES? OR was it brewed for 10000 years.

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I had a strawberry daiquiri as well that tasted worse than the cough syrup you find in clinics.

The massages in BKK are only about 8 SGD (200 THB) per hour, and the 3.5 hours full body treatment is only about… 35-40 sgd?

Its about 80 sgd here. WHAT THE FUCK. And only 2 hours.

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I sported a tan and felt like I really changed nationality. God damn.

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Had lunch at coffee club because apparently they have no street stalls here that sells proper and delicious food unlike Bangkok.

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It was good tho. HAHAHA. dat burger. worth running 50 km.

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My favorite meal is the traditional basil minced pork that I ordered as room service at the hotel. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. ITS CHEAPER THAN THE FOOD I HAD OUTSIDE. God damn. Fucking overpriced shit everywhere.

But I finished the entire thing xD

And so that pretty much sums up my Phuket trip. I would say… I don’t think I will go back there again. Maybe to other parts, but definitely not to the same place. Everything is too touristy and too catered to the western market.

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ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU GUYS I ADOPTED A STRAY AND Z NAMED HER GYRO. HAHAHAHA

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My little baby. I miss her alot whenever I see lycan. But I don’t know if I will get to see her again because Z and I have kinda ceased all communication. Or rather, I gave up on trying to make things work.

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The feeling of loving someone so much, really petrifies me sometimes. Especially when the pain he inflicts on you just cuts you so deep into your soul, and there’s just so much pain that you don’t know what to do with it nor how to make it stop.

OK SORRY LOL SO EMO ALL THE SUDDEN WTF. GET YOUR SHIT TGT MISS VALEISKY.

ANYWAY WAS AT SOME RANDOM ULU JB MALL WHEN I SAW THIS:

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Creepy as fuck. This is not meant to be an insult to any religion whatsoever. JUST WHY WOULD YOU DRAPE UR MANNEQUINS LIKE THAT.

Went to KL for Gameplan and Ages. ALL THE CUTE YOUNG VIRGINSSSSS WHERE U AT.

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With the extremely sexy and handsome + eligible + alot of cpf + pro clinkz on our way to KL sentral. LOL.

This is the famous beef noodles one stop after KL sentral, At Pasar Seni, the chinatown area. You definitely need to have it.

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Played drunk jenga HAHAHAHA.

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So yes to sum up my KL trips I basically did nothing but eat drink and sleep. Such life. HEHE.

Anyway Congrats to Signature Trust for winning AGES. Their support made me wet. TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD XD

I will update again. Bali + Ages ;D

And YES I WILL BE STREAMING THIS WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. 😀 catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love you guys. Good night. (Actually not good night, Im going to play dota but yes good night)

HAHA.

City of dreams :O

all that glitters is not gold.

Hola pitches I am back~

Yes I went to catch Pitch Perfect 2. Like WTS… reminds me of J. It was still a decent movie, albeit the cheesy lines… But you know you can’t complain when Anna Kendrick floods most of the screen time with her unworldly beauty.

So… I went to Macau recently. Call me ignorant but it was my first time there. I never found the need to take my wanderlust down to a place filled with casinos; Because I don’t gamble.

Ironically I went to Macau to take part in the GCE exhibition as part of an event job under the grace of an old friend. If you are not ambitious like me, who believes I’ll never be rich enough to make it to Las Vegas, you should certainly find time to give Macau a go. Its beautiful. Not completely unexpected, but will still awe you.

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Let me take you on a pretty visual journey of my short trip there. YAY MY STORY BEGINS.

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Once upon a time, your goddess had to lug her extremely heavy VS luggage along with her ROG (4.3kg excluding charger) and still have to look dainty in order to complement her ST bag. She took public transport to the airport. It was a journey of sweat and blood.

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I know right… Leather skirt, cropped top with a gaming lappy mashes up with a totally irrelevant soft pink bag. And a pair of staggeringly high stilettos.

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Goodbye kiss to my baby. He dat poor thing. Only spent close to 4 days with me in the entire of May.

I couldn’t resist toast box’s laksa. I felt guilty after the first spoonful of delicious gravy because I had a pre ordered meal on board. I took tiger. Well… direct flight + excellent timing. Why not!

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I mean no offense to Tiger Air, but really, the food sucks. Not only is the packaging damn terrible… Do you know those silky tofu that you can buy from NTUC that comes in this white plastic box with ridges and a transparent film on top. Just imagine this costs you about 9 bucks on board the flight. No tofu, but Contains barely edible rice and cardboard that tastes suspiciously like vacuumed dried chicken.

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MACAUUUUUUUU IA~~

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You know there’s this movie where someone got mistaken for a celebrity and then embarks on the “celebrity” life. I felt like that the moment I stepped out of the arrival gate. There was a man waiting for me. In a suit and tie. Holding a beautiful signboard. Not those makeshift paper scribbled in dried sharpie. But a proper board, with my name printed out firmly and surely.

Amber Tan.

What? Is that for me?

I pretended not to look fazed as T (my friend) did mention pick up will be arranged. No, it wasn’t mistaken identity. I knew I was staying at Banyan Tree. The man had the BT logo on his chest. He looked at me politely and took my luggage.

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LOL i probably seemed like some crazy stalker to passerbys whilst i snapped this.

Ok are we going to board some kind of Hotel catered mini bus or what.

no.

no it wasnt.

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It was a freaking Mercedes Limo. What in the actual fuck.

Wat.

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They had bottled water by the sides and fresh wet towels spritzed with a hint of the iconic tea tree scent. Truly BT.

“How was your flight, Ms Amber?” The chauffeur asked in such an impossibly polite way I almost teared up.

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Is this how Paris Hilton travel every day. Man, how many people get to actually experience this in their lifetime?

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I caught sight of Galaxy. Its kinda like this Trinity of multi billion enterprises. If memory did not fail me, I think its 3 companies and their sister groups joining forces to create the mega wonder called Galaxy. And I will be staying, in the Banyan Tree Villa.

Trust me, I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. But according to T, the employer who hired me is a high roller at the Galaxy, and thus the Villa is complimentary. Not sure how high he rolls but….

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The villa: 

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Living area. Well HE CERTAINLY ROLLS SO HIGH, INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.

The living room is almost half of my house. Everything is elegantly set, with an oriental touch. Glass windows separates the space from an outdoor private pool, mezzanine area and jacuzzi. The sofa seats are comfy and welcoming. Room was delightfully lit to a soft warm glow.

A welcome snack/fruit cage (supposed to be a platter but its in the shape of a cage) + complimentary wine adorned the coffee table. THEY FUCKING HAVE FASHION TV OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Master bedroom

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An opulent bed nestled in the middle of the room. It was a King sized bed with intricate thread-counts and earth colored pillows. Everything was tastefully made to complement each other.

Massage room

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Kinda looks like coffins from here HA HA HA OMG. Apparently when you are earning too much money and refuse to mix with dem mortals, you can call for In-room massage services. AND GUESS WHAT. the stay comes with 4 complimentary 90mins massages. I wanted to take all 4 but I had time constraint >.>

I TOOK 3 HOURS HA HA HA. I NEVER KNEW I COULD FEEL LIKE A REAL GODDESS OK.

Mini bar

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Master bedroom’s toilet

YOUR OWN FREAKING SAUNA IN THE TOILET.

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Because yes, just in case you are shy (or kinky) and want to do nude sauna in private.

A shower area overlooking the pool. Floor tiles of cool marble, and perfectly smoothed stone walls.

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BECAUSE YES YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN JET BATH. YOUR OWN JACUZZI WITH COLORED LIGHTS OF YOUR CHOICE.

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I did get permission to use the jacuzzi and sauna. OH MY GOD. THAT WHOLE BIG TUB TO MYSELF. With the bubbles and oscillating jet sprays. All that was missing.. were a couple of naked, feisty, cute young virgin boys. HA HA HA HA

My room (Guest bedroom)

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I assume its for 2, but it fits 4. As usual, beautiful sheets and a comfortable glow. Two queen beds. Guess which one I took. HAHAHA. BUT FUCK I CAN LIE HORIZONTALLY ACROSS BOTH BEDS IF I WANTED TO.

Its my toilet on the left of the cupboard. But I just had to take a photo of the door. Because its so gorgeous. Reminds me of those Gu Dai China shows. Lolol.

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They have two types of bathrobes. One lightweight and silky, the other cottony and thick. Comes with matching bath slippers.

The toilet is heaven. To nobody’s surprise, I spent most of my free time in the toilet.

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The entire villa has this moat concept used in those medieval castles. Beautiful pool tiles covered the moat and gave the “Your fucking room is on top of water” feel. You can bathe naked (duh) and stare out at the placid water. It’s serene and peaceful. I like water. just not when its trying to drown me.

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Hell yeah did your goddess SOAK THE SHIT OUT OF THE BATH TUB.

Just in case you are lazy to clean yourself, fret not! Neorest is here. With a gentle push of button, you can now have a stream of warm water to help sanitize  your ass. Want it higher? no problem. Harder? Sure!!! How about with rhythmic pattern.

Finally, make your ass feel right at home by blasting it dry with a warm “Ass dryer”. The toilet bowl is equipped to blow em dry. Never had the habit of flushing? Don’t worry. Once the bowl detects you are leaving, it flushes and then the lid goes down on its own.

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I can safely say it was the most conducive shitting environment ever.

Outdoor pool

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It rained pretty much all the time so i hardly had the chance to swim outdoors. But I did squeeze in a few laps here and there and also got the chance to dip in the outdoor Jacuzzi. Pity I was unable to fulfill my kinky dream of stark swimming and lazing in the Jacuzzi with dem jets teasing my nips because IMAGINE THE BOSS WALKS IN. I WILL GET FIRED and/or IT BECOMES A REAL TIME PORN MOVIE.

Just kidding. He had his wife/gf with him so it was all cool.

I was in a red bikini 😀

The Jacuzzi was really really beautiful, in the heart of the outdoor space, encased completely in glass with water so clear, you can see the merry stream of bubbles going up. It was my favorite thing in the whole villa (second to the toilet bowl)  I lied there for quite abit, enjoying the heat in the middle of a rainy day.

AND GUESS WHAT I HAD TO SLEEP IN THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE ALONE FOR THE FIRST NIGHT. I HAD IT ALL TO MYSELF OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

I included a short video lolol.

The Venetian

this is another hotel chain, supposedly built to mimick Venice because the owner’s wife is in love with the architectural design there. He has another one in Las Vegas. This one is larger than the one in Las Vegas!. Freaking awesome man. For those of you who actually paid attention to your social studies book in secondary school just like me, you will find remarkable resemblance to those pictures in the textbook.

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Its like you are teleported to another era. The whole place is mesmerizing. Gold IS the primary color. The high ceilings are decked with intricate paintings that told stories.

EVEN THE TOILETS

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The courtyard too is not spared from the erudite detailing.

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For history lovers, Im pretty sure you know what this mock-up is. It is the mini version of the actual tower, St Mark’s Campanile. It was used as a watch tower in Venice, Italy and considered one of their landmarks.

The designers really did put in their best effort to make imitation of the real Venice down to the T! But I am pretty sure the water in Venice isn’t as clear, and neither are the buildings as new and shiny. I would love to visit them one day, however.

I had my first meal of the trip at the Venetian. It was Portuguese.

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Galaxy at night~

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One of my favorite restaurants was actually the one at Banyan Tree called Saffron. Staying in the villa entitles free daily breakfast there for up to 4 guests. Being a cheapo aunty obviously I went there to settle all my breakfasts hehehe.

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Saffron:

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I really loved the spread. The array of food choices varies daily except for the few staples such as cereals and fruits. What makes it fantastic is that both the western and eastern food are done equally well. And the ingredients are all really fresh and wholesome. I had many bowls of porridge and 3rds of fruits. Just look at how well matched the fruits are. Colorful and certainly whets anyone’s appetite.

They have a huge table of decanters filled with all kinds of Freshly squeezed juices. Yummy~

And yes I did knock myself out with the Cheese board and cuts of ham. The smoked salmon is also one of the most memorable. Different from those usually found in salads and hotel buffets, this smoked salmon is perfectly smoked with just a tinge of salt. Thus, you can eat slice after slice without feeling like your kidney has died.

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Well. You didn’t think I was just there to be a princess right. Your goddess still has to work~

G2E Asia

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Many gaming giants were there. I saw a local company and also our well loved Konami. lol

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Just in case you are wondering, its an automated Baccarat dealer.

Here’s a clip of how it works. LOL.

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I felt the 4 power ranger colored girls looked pretty odd on the screen. But the red one is hot tho.

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Its a digital world now man. Even the girls are merely just recording and streaming it online. It actually does beat sitting at the table dealing for hours.

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The machines are free to play as to give potential buyers a feel of how it works. I love playing plants vs zombies so as to nobody’s surprise I actually slacked there for quite long spinning LOL.

AND VERY OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO SHOW YOU, THAT I AM THE “MANAGER” OF THE COMPANY.
(It was actually just that the admin girl filled it up wrongly.) HAHAHA.


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FEELS GOOD TO BE A MANAGER THO.

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Wynn hotel:

This is a beautiful and classic hotel with a touch of elegance. There’s a bigger one in Las Vegas. Sadly, the owner has passed 😦

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Had lunch at their noodle house. They are famous for their duck.

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The roasted duck pancake was only average much to my disappointment because the waitresses forgot about it and thus it was cold when served. However the BBQ pork was just too good. I slurped up everything.

One part of the Wynn’s gallery had this beautiful but strange looking thing.

The ceiling as pictured here, is extremely detailed carvings of the 12 zodiacs.

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Right below it, is something that looks like the tip of a globe, but looking at the suggestive lines, I suspected it will open up.

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And it did! It was a performance that occurs every half hour. Its actually just a golden dragon on a moving platform but it was so majestic that everyone was snapping away.

BEING AN AUNTY YES I RECORDED IT HAHAHAHA. The atmosphere when you are there, wow. You cant feel it from the video tho. Just hear the Prcs making sound effects. HAHAHA

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Dinner at Wynn,
Ristorante Il Teatro

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its a pretty sassy Italian fine dining place. Boss decided to give us a treat. Thus a few of his workers went, T was there too. and whilst some took the cosy booth seats, I was asked to sit by the large glass windows overlooking a super huge fountain. They said “Its your first time here. You need to sit there.”

I wuz liek, wai???? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG. IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY THATS GONNA HAPPEN IF I SIT THERE. IS IT A PRANK. AM I BEING OSTRACIZED OR CONDEMNED.

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But there weren’t any GAGS-ish prank. It  was how I watched the best water performance of my life. It was so beautiful!!!

Turn up your speakers. The song is in synchronization with the water jets. It gets exciting at around 0.32!

I was so enthralled. Captivating bro. I want to go and lie in the middle of it. The boss added I was very lucky because that was the best performance out of the few that the hotel has. HAHA.

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SO OK BACK TO THE DINNER. The food there was… well fine dining. HAHA.

This was my favorite dish. Generous and well seasoned Foie Gras with pear sauce. ITS FREAKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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I had mushroom soup. For my main course, I ordered short necked clams with queen scallops risotto. It was really tasty and the rice was skillfully simmered. However, the only disappointment was that the dish was too salty. I couldn’t finish it. I finished 3 glasses of water just to get to half of the plate.

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This is the link to the restaurant, in case you wanna bring your date there. Btw, its not cheap. D:

http://www.wynnmacau.com/en/restaurants/ristoranteilteatro.html

Feel free to bring me there too. LOL. I DONT MIND BEING A LIGHTBULB.

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Wuz dotaing there. Well nothing can stop the goddess from her feeding sprees… NOT EVEN 4.3kgs.

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Yes whilst spending time in the glorious toilet before going to work I realized the lighting was so good and it made my skin look perfect. I HAD TO TAKE A SNAP Oh myyyyyyyyy.

Do i look like I am balding or wat.

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Hotel Okura, Yamazato restaurant.

It turns out T managed to close a deal so he decided to bring me to this really nice restaurant Okura, which is within Galaxy itself, right beside Banyan Tree.

He said he has only been there once with his girlfriend but it was so good, he wanted to bring me there since it was my last night at Macau.

It was my favorite out of all my food escapades there. The food was too good and makes you reminisce about the flavors and textures long after its digested.(and excreted) HAHA.

The lift lobby at 28th feels like you have been encapsulated into space. The walls are glittery.

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Really good sashimi. Salmon belly, tuna and yellowtail. The lady told me that the flowers can be eaten. And so I tried it. HAHAHA.

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Very good grilled codfish.

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I thought nothing of sushi. As you know, I hate rice. And it looks fairly decent in the photo right? BUT IT IS SO GOD DAMN DELICIOUS. The chef did not use a shit load of rice. It was all packed with fish, soft shell crab, etc.

It was so good. I really loved the soft shell crab one with the roe on top.

Here’s more information about the restaurant.

http://www.okura.com/overseas/china_hongkong/okura_macau_restaurant/

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I was really really happy when I was there. Felt good to spend a few days in ephemeral luxury. HAHAHA. I hope you guys enjoyed the pictures and will be planning a vacation there soon. Its worth it!. (btw the SASA there is fucking cheap)

See you guys soon. I am about 70% done with my mermaid story. Its abit too long. Trying to cut down on my avid imagination that transforms into lengthy descriptions.

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