I was having such a blast that I literally forgot to breathe. HAHAHA.
Hola everyone ~~
Your goddess is extremely lazy. She has been neglecting her blog readers and stream viewers but that’s going to change because shes hereeeeee.
I am still waiting for the most important call of my life. It hasn’t arrived yet and I do not have a good feeling. But a part of me believes that my grandpa will send down his blessings from heaven.
So yes after Melaka I went to do snorkeling in Bintan. The place I stayed was largely fantastic and they have packages for singles just in case you want to go alone as well. This is their official website:
I highly recommend this place because its awesome as hell. I got to stay in the Jacuzzi suite. Yes, you got it right. I have a Jacuzzi sitting in my balcony overlooking the sea. Kinky as anything… the couple next door were having some really rough sex.
They have this activities board that tells you the timings of the activities they provide. It’s all affordable and quite an experience. I chose snorkeling, which included the kelong visit. Extremely worth it. HAHAHA.
You get to jump onto that net right in the sea. Really fun. I did it a couple of times until my dive instructor laughed at me. HAHAHA.
They kept the live lobsters and prawns at the Kelong, and will deliver it when the hotel guests order the seafood feast for dinner.
Had the spa which was included in the package that I took. I really liked the scrub and mask. Made from natural ingredients and smells delicious. I read somewhere, if it’s safe for you to eat, its safe on your skin.
Dinner is included in the package. I had the lamb chops over the seafood feast because lamb. I just cannot resist. HAHAHA.
The food is exceptional :’D I was expecting lesser because it was part of a package and you know normally they will give u some shitty ass fare. Mango juice was from freshly blended mango, you could still taste that lil fur strands when sipping it.
Lamb chops were out of the world – Beautifully grilled until tender. I had to pass my compliments to the chef. You hardly get good lamb chops in Singapore! Most of them cost a bomb too.
I highly recommend you to try this if you love lamb just as much as I do.
The chairs by the beach were romantic as hell but I walked over to the swings and I nearly froze because it looked like a scene straight out of conjuring or the exorcism.
I half expected a pontianak to appear in the photo after snapping this pic. Freaking scary as anything.
But I couldn’t resist the swings because Singapore don’t seem to have any more left :’D
I loved the swings. They were the traditional kind, made from wood and rope. No creaky sounds that serve as a painful reminder of how you are no longer a child and how fat you are. HAHAHA.
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I would definitely visit the resort again. Hope you guys like the review and let me know if you are going to give it a shot! Bring me with you xD
My next destination was PHUKET.
I think I found my most favorite thing about Changi Airport and that’s their toilets. Its the cleanest across all the places and countries I have visited and just LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING. Full windows with airy ceilings. God I look just like a goddess here 😉
HAHAHAHAHA U DIDNT SEE THAT.
But well I really hope I will be going to their toilets more than just often…
The place I stayed at is
Avista Hidden Getaway.
I used Agoda. Its a lovely place and was highly recommended on their website.
It IS really gorgeous. It felt like the palaces of the greek gods. Hehe. And the staff are all dressed in long white flowy dresses that really completed the look.
And how would ANYONE resist sitting in the lounge chairs set in elegant marble, surrounded by softly illuminated water.
Absolutely heavenly. hehehe.
It’s facing the full view of the mountains, and a huge Jacuzzi lies in the open on the balcony. I didn’t pay for this room actually. I booked the cheaper one. But due to some (fortunate) mistake they upgraded me for free. HAHAHAHA.
They have an infinity pool overlooking the wilderness, with a pool bar that angmohs really love. HAHAHA.
I swam a little and then sought refuge from the sun at the water jets massage area tucked away at a cosy corner of the pool.
And then, one more tick off my bucket list; I finally got to do my parasailing.
It was just a really really short experience and fucking expensive.
Costed about 70 SGD inclusive of tips, for just a mere 8 mins? Totally not worth it.
Laid on the sand and pondered about how loserish my life is whilst constantly getting approached by peddlers. It was kind of overwhelming to be bearable.
Made a sandcastle with a moat with my bare hands. Miss the days as a child with my own set of sandcastle tools. Lol.
I found this extremely cute. LOL. For all the drunk people that overstayed in the pubs, you can make your own hangover cure here in their restaurant at the hotel.
I got coerce into entering this really ditsy looking bar and god damn, the waitresses are like hungry ravens, hard selling you into buying them shots so that they can get commission. Like what the fuck, you approach me?!?!?!? Why would I buy it for u xD
It got pretty annoying because they will NOT stop asking you for it. I had a couple of beers and left. And its pretty expensive too. One beer is about 16 SGD.
Like motherfucking christ, what is it made of!??!! GOLD FLAKES? OR was it brewed for 10000 years.
I had a strawberry daiquiri as well that tasted worse than the cough syrup you find in clinics.
The massages in BKK are only about 8 SGD (200 THB) per hour, and the 3.5 hours full body treatment is only about… 35-40 sgd?
Its about 80 sgd here. WHAT THE FUCK. And only 2 hours.
I sported a tan and felt like I really changed nationality. God damn.
Had lunch at coffee club because apparently they have no street stalls here that sells proper and delicious food unlike Bangkok.
It was good tho. HAHAHA. dat burger. worth running 50 km.
My favorite meal is the traditional basil minced pork that I ordered as room service at the hotel. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. ITS CHEAPER THAN THE FOOD I HAD OUTSIDE. God damn. Fucking overpriced shit everywhere.
But I finished the entire thing xD
And so that pretty much sums up my Phuket trip. I would say… I don’t think I will go back there again. Maybe to other parts, but definitely not to the same place. Everything is too touristy and too catered to the western market.
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ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU GUYS I ADOPTED A STRAY AND Z NAMED HER GYRO. HAHAHAHA
My little baby. I miss her alot whenever I see lycan. But I don’t know if I will get to see her again because Z and I have kinda ceased all communication. Or rather, I gave up on trying to make things work.
The feeling of loving someone so much, really petrifies me sometimes. Especially when the pain he inflicts on you just cuts you so deep into your soul, and there’s just so much pain that you don’t know what to do with it nor how to make it stop.
OK SORRY LOL SO EMO ALL THE SUDDEN WTF. GET YOUR SHIT TGT MISS VALEISKY.
ANYWAY WAS AT SOME RANDOM ULU JB MALL WHEN I SAW THIS:
Creepy as fuck. This is not meant to be an insult to any religion whatsoever. JUST WHY WOULD YOU DRAPE UR MANNEQUINS LIKE THAT.
Went to KL for Gameplan and Ages. ALL THE CUTE YOUNG VIRGINSSSSS WHERE U AT.
With the extremely sexy and handsome + eligible + alot of cpf + pro clinkz on our way to KL sentral. LOL.
This is the famous beef noodles one stop after KL sentral, At Pasar Seni, the chinatown area. You definitely need to have it.
Played drunk jenga HAHAHAHA.
So yes to sum up my KL trips I basically did nothing but eat drink and sleep. Such life. HEHE.
Anyway Congrats to Signature Trust for winning AGES. Their support made me wet. TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD XD
I will update again. Bali + Ages ;D
And YES I WILL BE STREAMING THIS WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. 😀 catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I love you guys. Good night. (Actually not good night, Im going to play dota but yes good night)
What do you do when you feel like a sad, useless potato that you are?
EAT. E A T
E.A.T
That was literally the entire summary of my trip to Melaka. LOOOOOOOOOOL
STAND ON THE WEIGHING SCALE AND SCREAM “NO REGRETS EVAAAAAAAAA”. Pat your flabby stomach and reminisce all that coconut milkshake.
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So basically the journey was one of deceit and horror because Charles didn’t tell me the actual time taken of the journey is 3 hours bus ride to Melaka Center, 1.5 hours public bus ride to his hometown’s interchange, and another 20 mins to his grandmother’s house.
> 干得非常好 !!!
I actually bought 3 buns for the 3 of us, but SOMEONE TOOK MY PLASTIC BAG BY MISTAKE when I was travelling on the mrt. God damn, bye buns.
So yes after playing pocket maple for 3 hours straight ( I deleted it after which ) we arrived at the Melaka Sentral.
I keep seeing banners of “DON’T MESS WITH MELAKA” not sure what that means in political sense but it sounds like MELAKA IS BAD ASS. Charles must have gotten his guai lan attitude from staying in Melaka for so long. HAHAHAHA.
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We had ayam goreng before the trip, but I was already peckish after the ride. AND YES IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO FOLLOW A MEAL OF UNHEALTHY FAST FOOD WITH THE NEXT MEAL OF ITS’ FELLOW COMPETITIOR, KFC because that’s just only fair.
They have this really awesome mashed potato + corn + cheese + popcorn chicken. I’m not sure about you, but I sure as hell didn’t regret that 100000000 calories sliding down my throat in one glorious, corny, cheesy hot mess.
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So anyway I managed to survive the entire journey and reached his grandma’s house. There’s a long, spindly stretch of forest……………….. down the narrow pathway, the house looms into view. Scary as fuck. I regretted reading so many pontianak stories. D:
But I soon realized it wasn’t the white dressed ghost I was afraid of but FUCKING BEETLES EVERY WHERE AND COCKROACHES AND FLIES AND GIANT ANTS WITH WINGS.
Thank god I am not afraid of the big, overfed lizards that dominate the entire walls.
That’s a longan tree below, with this white plastic bag wrapped around the fruits.
One plus point: THEY HAVE 8 DOGS OMG. It was heaven and hell all in one place.
Yes don’t ask me how I did it. I have this special skill of getting dogs to pose for the camera for me. HAHAHAHA.
I just told him “Lycan, you look like shit. Please act cute for me.” And ta dah! Nailed it.
OK’ ENOUGH OF DIGRESSION ABOUT MY PRO SKILLS. HAHAHA.
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According to Charles, this satay stall is so good that every day, the freshly prepared skewers are all reserved even before the stall is open.
SO YES TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE, WE DIDN’T MANAGE TO GET IT. WE HAD TO GO ANOTHER STALL.
Which was also quite good. So I can’t imagine how good the famous stall must be.
I found this photo oddly mesmerizing. A glimpse of the sunset. HEHEHE. JUST TAKEN ON MY iPhone how amazing the photographer is? holy.
We had Malay styled fresh seafood for dinner.
YES, the boy was laughing because I made Charles pose for this photo. HAHAHAHA.
I just had to play with the squids.
Fresh on the charcoal grill~
I am not really used to the cooking methods but nonetheless I had fun feeding the cats. LOL. We had sweet and sour squid, salt grilled fish and sambal sting ray (which is really really different from the Sg ones) lol.
I wasn’t full so we took off to have a second round ; Thai tom yam soup with fresh seafood at another stall. God, it was so good. They put in squids, clams, prawns and crabs. :O
FORGOT TO TAKE A PIC BECAUSE I WAS TOO EXCITED TO GET STARTED.
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Thistle Port Dickson Hotel
KM16 Jalan Pantai , Teluk Kemang, 71050 Port Dickson, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia
We spent a night here. I always wanted to drop by for a visit.
There were quite alot of people! Probably cuz it was a Saturday. Alot of Sg cars ~.~
I spent alot of time lounging on the cute little daybed by the window. HEHE.
THEY HAVE TWO POOLS. YAAAAAAAAS. I found the small quiet one, tucked away at the back of the property. WITHOUT SUN BLASTING IN UR FACE.
Some cam whoring moments, taken on Charles’ phone with the oddly enticing filters.
Sorry. I look pregnant. Ironically its because my period was due. LOL.
We had a really good bak kut teh for lunch before heading to the beach. The dry one is so good, I was close to tears.
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THE WEATHER WAS SO HOT, you could stick an egg into the sand and it hatches into a chick.
I love this shot. HEHEHE.
So melancholic. Such shots are my favorites. HEHEHE.
^ That was the sarcastic face Charles was giving me behind these photos. LOL.
The water is quite clear too. Just cloudy because it’s too shallow and the sand gets around. We played on the banana boat, 16 RM per person. It ended too fast but we got slammed into the sea at the end which was quite fun. HAHA.
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We paid 72 rm nett for the BBQ seafood buffet at night. It was a good spread and I thought it was quite worth the money. The dining area was right beside the main pool and it looks so beautiful at night that I was so tempted to take a dip, work off some calories, come back and resume eating. LOL.
They had my favorites; smoked salmon and fresh, cold crayfish.
I took lamb and black pepper sauce hot off the BBQ pit done by the chef. Potatoes were amazing, and so were the buttered veg.
Had some stir fried teppanyaki styled vegetables. Delicious.
I had 3 bowls of creamy seafood soup and 2 scoops of mint ice cream to finish off. LOL.
I was lazy and thus didn’t eat the rest of the grilled items like prawns and crabs. Satay was quite nice.
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We spent the rest of the night chilling at the hotel’s bar called Cumulus. Its a type of cloud but really… The bar is far from “heavenly”. HAHAHA. I suggest for you not to get any drinks there because my Sex on the beach was white instead of the regular pink.
They have a karoke room there till 12am, and movies rooms that operate till 10pm. Quite alot of activities! and we chose the worst one; (thinking about my SOTB. really…)
The whole place looks really picturesque at night.
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The famed coconut milkshake. It’s so good you could do 100 laps in the pool and still reach out for another cup of this.
We had nyonya laksa at Jonker’s street after the coconut shake.
I had the assam, whilst Charles had the curry. The curry one had alot of coconut milk which according to him, is a tradition for nyonya styled curry. Thank god I didn’t order that. My assam laksa was superb. I finished off the entire bowl LMAO.
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We drove to the Porta De Santiago. Had to climb that fleet of stairs, god damn. I wouldn’t have done it if its not for the fact that I consumed too much coconut milkshake.
Got to take a pic with this cute little iguna at only 5RM.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. I want an iguna to add to my dream house collection of pets: 2 Sulcata, 1 blue tongued skink, 1 shiba, 1 husky, 1 cockatoo and 1 iguna. HEHEHE.
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Caught the movie “Before I wake” at the theatre. I don’t recall SG having this movie so I think it’s not even due to screen yet. fuck.
They had some kind of event and decorated this place. so cute.
THE ONLY REASON WHY I CHOOSE THAT THEATRE.
Fucken delicious chicken meatballs. 15 pcs at only 5.40 RM. God damn, you can’t even buy a btl of mineral water for that value in SG.
I really like that show. I overheard some people commenting about the ending from behind my seat; I think they didn’t quite understand the reasoning behind the story. HAHAHA. It’s good in my opinion. It’s not too scary, relatable and no doubt the kid’s really cute.
And of course…. No one goes to Malaysia and returns without eating at Hui Lau Shan. I chose my CHEWY BALLS. Definitely worth every single step on the treadmill; if I ever go to the gym. HAHAHA.
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THE LAST DINNER
We first started off with this for appetizer. Popiah stuffed with a truck load of “fried pork lard“. GOD DAMN I TELL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
We then waited really long, for this street stall that sells everything boiled and drizzled with some special house mix sauce. DAMN FUCKING AWESOME OMG D:
Cockles (i dont eat that tho), La La, lady’s fingers, cuttlefish, mixed fishcakes. I was so sad when we finished our food knowing we can’t order anymore cuz need to wait all over again. LOL.
BACK ALLEY SIHAM, LALA, SNAIL & CUTTLEFISH @ TONG BEE’s STALL, OFF JALAN BUNGA RAYA, MELAKA.
You need to try this for sure if you are going Melaka.
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We headed out to this stretch of field at night. To visit a “Most beautiful starbucks in Malaysia” as per Charles’ claim.
I saw the starbucks and I wuz liek:
Is it… really the most beautiful one in Malaysia? -_____-
So anyway since we were there we definitely had to play some bubbles before we left. LOL
It was only 5RM for that soap dish. And the hanging rods are all for different bubble styles. The wind was strong and thus needless to say we had bubbly good fun. HAHA
They kinda look like different ways to torture your sub… if you look at it from 50 shades of grey point of view. LOL.
I just had to take a snap of this little shitty bubble destroying boy in the red pants. God damn bursting all my bubbles. <PUN INTENDED.
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There’s no better supper than oyster omelette cooked by an old man in this huge oily wok over a roaring fire. True story.
The oysters were so fresh, and the eggs + starch was so well cooked that you can taste wok hei. I FINISHED THE WHOLE GOD DAMN “LARGE” portion because they were stuffed to their faces.
Nick ordered this nine treasures soup that was some kind of a dessert. AND IT HAD MACARONI INSIDE LOL.
And no, he didnt eat the pasta. HAHAHAHA.
Ended the night with me tucking maomaocong to bed.
AND RIGHT BEFORE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT A FUCKING BEETLE JUST HAD TO FLY AROUND MY EAR MAKING THAT ” ZZz Z z ZZ zzz Zz!” SOUND AND LANDING ON MY HAIR.
I died that night.
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We had one last meal before we left. With just a few dollars left (after spending way too much overeating ). It’s the famous chicken rice balls at Jonker’s street.
The old man attending to us had attitude problem but OK. FOR THE SAKE OF FOOD. OK. I WILL PUT UP WITH U.
The balls paired with the chilli were so good, they could turn a straight man gay.
The chicken however looks like a plate of gruesomely murdered flesh that will totally score negative for presentation in front of Gordon Ramsay. And I daresay Sg’s chickens are done tastier 😀 😀 😀
I HAD ALL 5 BALLS AND THEY ORDERED EXTRA 20 BALLS AND THEY FINISHED IT.
A must try!
I had a last shower in his house (They have a WELL) and we had to scoop water out of a huge tub to shower in with concrete walls and floor and everything. So rustic. Charles say sometimes toads and frogs will appear in the tub. Thank god i like them.
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I enjoyed my time in Melaka, be sure to try out all these food if you go there. And you must visit Port Dickson. I want to stay at Grand Lexis next time. HEHE.
Will upload my Bintan post soon. ❤
Please drop me an email or a message if you need help finding the food places. Charles dont’ have the exact address but he can give ambiguous directions to getting there. Better than nothing la. LOLOL.
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Just one last photo for you guys, from my last shoot. Black and white so awesome.
Yes I went to catch Pitch Perfect 2. Like WTS… reminds me of J. It was still a decent movie, albeit the cheesy lines… But you know you can’t complain when Anna Kendrick floods most of the screen time with her unworldly beauty.
So… I went to Macau recently. Call me ignorant but it was my first time there. I never found the need to take my wanderlust down to a place filled with casinos; Because I don’t gamble.
Ironically I went to Macau to take part in the GCE exhibition as part of an event job under the grace of an old friend. If you are not ambitious like me, who believes I’ll never be rich enough to make it to Las Vegas, you should certainly find time to give Macau a go. Its beautiful. Not completely unexpected, but will still awe you.
Let me take you on a pretty visual journey of my short trip there. YAY MY STORY BEGINS.
Once upon a time, your goddess had to lug her extremely heavy VS luggage along with her ROG (4.3kg excluding charger) and still have to look dainty in order to complement her ST bag. She took public transport to the airport. It was a journey of sweat and blood.
I know right… Leather skirt, cropped top with a gaming lappy mashes up with a totally irrelevant soft pink bag. And a pair of staggeringly high stilettos.
Goodbye kiss to my baby. He dat poor thing. Only spent close to 4 days with me in the entire of May.
I couldn’t resist toast box’s laksa. I felt guilty after the first spoonful of delicious gravy because I had a pre ordered meal on board. I took tiger. Well… direct flight + excellent timing. Why not!
I mean no offense to Tiger Air, but really, the food sucks. Not only is the packaging damn terrible… Do you know those silky tofu that you can buy from NTUC that comes in this white plastic box with ridges and a transparent film on top. Just imagine this costs you about 9 bucks on board the flight. No tofu, but Contains barely edible rice and cardboard that tastes suspiciously like vacuumed dried chicken.
You know there’s this movie where someone got mistaken for a celebrity and then embarks on the “celebrity” life. I felt like that the moment I stepped out of the arrival gate. There was a man waiting for me. In a suit and tie. Holding a beautiful signboard. Not those makeshift paper scribbled in dried sharpie. But a proper board, with my name printed out firmly and surely.
Amber Tan.
What? Is that for me?
I pretended not to look fazed as T (my friend) did mention pick up will be arranged. No, it wasn’t mistaken identity. I knew I was staying at Banyan Tree. The man had the BT logo on his chest. He looked at me politely and took my luggage.
LOL i probably seemed like some crazy stalker to passerbys whilst i snapped this.
Ok are we going to board some kind of Hotel catered mini bus or what.
no.
no it wasnt.
It was a freaking Mercedes Limo. What in the actual fuck.
Wat.
They had bottled water by the sides and fresh wet towels spritzed with a hint of the iconic tea tree scent. Truly BT.
“How was your flight, Ms Amber?” The chauffeur asked in such an impossibly polite way I almost teared up.
Is this how Paris Hilton travel every day. Man, how many people get to actually experience this in their lifetime?
I caught sight of Galaxy. Its kinda like this Trinity of multi billion enterprises. If memory did not fail me, I think its 3 companies and their sister groups joining forces to create the mega wonder called Galaxy. And I will be staying, in the Banyan Tree Villa.
Trust me, I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. But according to T, the employer who hired me is a high roller at the Galaxy, and thus the Villa is complimentary. Not sure how high he rolls but….
Living area. Well HE CERTAINLY ROLLS SO HIGH, INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.
The living room is almost half of my house. Everything is elegantly set, with an oriental touch. Glass windows separates the space from an outdoor private pool, mezzanine area and jacuzzi. The sofa seats are comfy and welcoming. Room was delightfully lit to a soft warm glow.
A welcome snack/fruit cage (supposed to be a platter but its in the shape of a cage) + complimentary wine adorned the coffee table. THEY FUCKING HAVE FASHION TV OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Master bedroom
An opulent bed nestled in the middle of the room. It was a King sized bed with intricate thread-counts and earth colored pillows. Everything was tastefully made to complement each other.
Massage room
Kinda looks like coffins from here HA HA HA OMG. Apparently when you are earning too much money and refuse to mix with dem mortals, you can call for In-room massage services. AND GUESS WHAT. the stay comes with 4 complimentary 90mins massages. I wanted to take all 4 but I had time constraint >.>
I TOOK 3 HOURS HA HA HA. I NEVER KNEW I COULD FEEL LIKE A REAL GODDESS OK.
Mini bar
Bottled water, espresso shots, arrays of TWC teabags, chocolates, wines, take your pick!
Master bedroom’s toilet
YOUR OWN FREAKING SAUNA IN THE TOILET.
Because yes, just in case you are shy (or kinky) and want to do nude sauna in private.
A shower area overlooking the pool. Floor tiles of cool marble, and perfectly smoothed stone walls.
BECAUSE YES YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN JET BATH. YOUR OWN JACUZZI WITH COLORED LIGHTS OF YOUR CHOICE.
I did get permission to use the jacuzzi and sauna. OH MY GOD. THAT WHOLE BIG TUB TO MYSELF. With the bubbles and oscillating jet sprays. All that was missing.. were a couple of naked, feisty, cute young virgin boys. HA HA HA HA
My room (Guest bedroom)
I assume its for 2, but it fits 4. As usual, beautiful sheets and a comfortable glow. Two queen beds. Guess which one I took. HAHAHA. BUT FUCK I CAN LIE HORIZONTALLY ACROSS BOTH BEDS IF I WANTED TO.
Its my toilet on the left of the cupboard. But I just had to take a photo of the door. Because its so gorgeous. Reminds me of those Gu Dai China shows. Lolol.
They have two types of bathrobes. One lightweight and silky, the other cottony and thick. Comes with matching bath slippers.
The toilet is heaven. To nobody’s surprise, I spent most of my free time in the toilet.
The entire villa has this moat concept used in those medieval castles. Beautiful pool tiles covered the moat and gave the “Your fucking room is on top of water” feel. You can bathe naked (duh) and stare out at the placid water. It’s serene and peaceful. I like water. just not when its trying to drown me.
Hell yeah did your goddess SOAK THE SHIT OUT OF THE BATH TUB.
Just in case you are lazy to clean yourself, fret not! Neorest is here. With a gentle push of button, you can now have a stream of warm water to help sanitize your ass. Want it higher? no problem. Harder? Sure!!! How about with rhythmic pattern.
Finally, make your ass feel right at home by blasting it dry with a warm “Ass dryer”. The toilet bowl is equipped to blow em dry. Never had the habit of flushing? Don’t worry. Once the bowl detects you are leaving, it flushes and then the lid goes down on its own.
I can safely say it was the most conducive shitting environment ever.
Outdoor pool
It rained pretty much all the time so i hardly had the chance to swim outdoors. But I did squeeze in a few laps here and there and also got the chance to dip in the outdoor Jacuzzi. Pity I was unable to fulfill my kinky dream of stark swimming and lazing in the Jacuzzi with dem jets teasing my nips because IMAGINE THE BOSS WALKS IN. I WILL GET FIRED and/or IT BECOMES A REAL TIME PORN MOVIE.
Just kidding. He had his wife/gf with him so it was all cool.
I was in a red bikini 😀
The Jacuzzi was really really beautiful, in the heart of the outdoor space, encased completely in glass with water so clear, you can see the merry stream of bubbles going up. It was my favorite thing in the whole villa (second to the toilet bowl) I lied there for quite abit, enjoying the heat in the middle of a rainy day.
AND GUESS WHAT I HAD TO SLEEP IN THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE ALONE FOR THE FIRST NIGHT. I HAD IT ALL TO MYSELF OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
I included a short video lolol.
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The Venetian
this is another hotel chain, supposedly built to mimick Venice because the owner’s wife is in love with the architectural design there. He has another one in Las Vegas. This one is larger than the one in Las Vegas!. Freaking awesome man. For those of you who actually paid attention to your social studies book in secondary school just like me, you will find remarkable resemblance to those pictures in the textbook.
Its like you are teleported to another era. The whole place is mesmerizing. Gold IS the primary color. The high ceilings are decked with intricate paintings that told stories.
EVEN THE TOILETS
The courtyard too is not spared from the erudite detailing.
For history lovers, Im pretty sure you know what this mock-up is. It is the mini version of the actual tower, St Mark’s Campanile. It was used as a watch tower in Venice, Italy and considered one of their landmarks.
The designers really did put in their best effort to make imitation of the real Venice down to the T! But I am pretty sure the water in Venice isn’t as clear, and neither are the buildings as new and shiny. I would love to visit them one day, however.
I had my first meal of the trip at the Venetian. It was Portuguese.
T was with me to pass me my pass and work brief so he brought me to this restaurant. It’s pork knuckle with mustard and Portuguese fried rice. It was my first time trying the cuisine but well I guess my tastebuds weren’t a fan. Still delicious tho.
One of my favorite restaurants was actually the one at Banyan Tree called Saffron. Staying in the villa entitles free daily breakfast there for up to 4 guests. Being a cheapo aunty obviously I went there to settle all my breakfasts hehehe.
I really loved the spread. The array of food choices varies daily except for the few staples such as cereals and fruits. What makes it fantastic is that both the western and eastern food are done equally well. And the ingredients are all really fresh and wholesome. I had many bowls of porridge and 3rds of fruits. Just look at how well matched the fruits are. Colorful and certainly whets anyone’s appetite.
They have a huge table of decanters filled with all kinds of Freshly squeezed juices. Yummy~
And yes I did knock myself out with the Cheese board and cuts of ham. The smoked salmon is also one of the most memorable. Different from those usually found in salads and hotel buffets, this smoked salmon is perfectly smoked with just a tinge of salt. Thus, you can eat slice after slice without feeling like your kidney has died.
Well. You didn’t think I was just there to be a princess right. Your goddess still has to work~
G2E Asia
Many gaming giants were there. I saw a local company and also our well loved Konami. lol
Just in case you are wondering, its an automated Baccarat dealer.
Here’s a clip of how it works. LOL.
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I felt the 4 power ranger colored girls looked pretty odd on the screen. But the red one is hot tho.
Its a digital world now man. Even the girls are merely just recording and streaming it online. It actually does beat sitting at the table dealing for hours.
The machines are free to play as to give potential buyers a feel of how it works. I love playing plants vs zombies so as to nobody’s surprise I actually slacked there for quite long spinning LOL.
AND VERY OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO SHOW YOU, THAT I AM THE “MANAGER” OF THE COMPANY.
(It was actually just that the admin girl filled it up wrongly.) HAHAHA.
FEELS GOOD TO BE A MANAGER THO.
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Wynn hotel:
This is a beautiful and classic hotel with a touch of elegance. There’s a bigger one in Las Vegas. Sadly, the owner has passed 😦
Had lunch at their noodle house. They are famous for their duck.
The roasted duck pancake was only average much to my disappointment because the waitresses forgot about it and thus it was cold when served. However the BBQ pork was just too good. I slurped up everything.
One part of the Wynn’s gallery had this beautiful but strange looking thing.
The ceiling as pictured here, is extremely detailed carvings of the 12 zodiacs.
Right below it, is something that looks like the tip of a globe, but looking at the suggestive lines, I suspected it will open up.
And it did! It was a performance that occurs every half hour. Its actually just a golden dragon on a moving platform but it was so majestic that everyone was snapping away.
BEING AN AUNTY YES I RECORDED IT HAHAHAHA. The atmosphere when you are there, wow. You cant feel it from the video tho. Just hear the Prcs making sound effects. HAHAHA
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Dinner at Wynn,
Ristorante Il Teatro
its a pretty sassy Italian fine dining place. Boss decided to give us a treat. Thus a few of his workers went, T was there too. and whilst some took the cosy booth seats, I was asked to sit by the large glass windows overlooking a super huge fountain. They said “Its your first time here. You need to sit there.”
I wuz liek, wai???? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG. IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY THATS GONNA HAPPEN IF I SIT THERE. IS IT A PRANK. AM I BEING OSTRACIZED OR CONDEMNED.
But there weren’t any GAGS-ish prank. It was how I watched the best water performance of my life. It was so beautiful!!!
Turn up your speakers. The song is in synchronization with the water jets. It gets exciting at around 0.32!
I was so enthralled. Captivating bro. I want to go and lie in the middle of it. The boss added I was very lucky because that was the best performance out of the few that the hotel has. HAHA.
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SO OK BACK TO THE DINNER. The food there was… well fine dining. HAHA.
This was my favorite dish. Generous and well seasoned Foie Gras with pear sauce. ITS FREAKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I had mushroom soup. For my main course, I ordered short necked clams with queen scallops risotto. It was really tasty and the rice was skillfully simmered. However, the only disappointment was that the dish was too salty. I couldn’t finish it. I finished 3 glasses of water just to get to half of the plate.
Their complimentary sweet; a gummy and a chocolate with nut inside. I really loved that little board. Wanted to smuggle it home. LOLOL
This is the link to the restaurant, in case you wanna bring your date there. Btw, its not cheap. D:
Feel free to bring me there too. LOL. I DONT MIND BEING A LIGHTBULB.
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Wuz dotaing there. Well nothing can stop the goddess from her feeding sprees… NOT EVEN 4.3kgs.
Yes whilst spending time in the glorious toilet before going to work I realized the lighting was so good and it made my skin look perfect. I HAD TO TAKE A SNAP Oh myyyyyyyyy.
Do i look like I am balding or wat.
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Hotel Okura, Yamazato restaurant.
It turns out T managed to close a deal so he decided to bring me to this really nice restaurant Okura, which is within Galaxy itself, right beside Banyan Tree.
He said he has only been there once with his girlfriend but it was so good, he wanted to bring me there since it was my last night at Macau.
It was my favorite out of all my food escapades there. The food was too good and makes you reminisce about the flavors and textures long after its digested.(and excreted) HAHA.
The lift lobby at 28th feels like you have been encapsulated into space. The walls are glittery.
Really good sashimi. Salmon belly, tuna and yellowtail. The lady told me that the flowers can be eaten. And so I tried it. HAHAHA.
Very good grilled codfish.
I thought nothing of sushi. As you know, I hate rice. And it looks fairly decent in the photo right? BUT IT IS SO GOD DAMN DELICIOUS. The chef did not use a shit load of rice. It was all packed with fish, soft shell crab, etc.
It was so good. I really loved the soft shell crab one with the roe on top.
I was really really happy when I was there. Felt good to spend a few days in ephemeral luxury. HAHAHA. I hope you guys enjoyed the pictures and will be planning a vacation there soon. Its worth it!. (btw the SASA there is fucking cheap)
See you guys soon. I am about 70% done with my mermaid story. Its abit too long. Trying to cut down on my avid imagination that transforms into lengthy descriptions.
I love you and thanks for supporting my blog 🙂
(even the hater who consistently reads and leaves his hateful comments)
I didn’t drown nor get eaten by sharks nor get stuck in the propeller wheel as some hater hoped for. I enjoyed every single moment of my diving trip to tioman. Holy camel, you guys need to add diving to your bucket list. ITS FREAKING AWESOME AND LIKE YOU GET TO SEE HOW FISHES ACTUALLY ARE LIKE BEFORE THEY END UP WITH GINGER AND SOY SAUCE ON YOUR TABLE.
but wait, before i start my long and naggy story; I need to fucking exclaim WHY MY DICK POST (the MAYFLY one) has so many views?!?!?/ All you freaking perverts come just to see the dick pic. holy shit. y’all naughty lil fucks.
OK SOOOOOOO ONCE UPON A TIME
I took my diving course with LEEWAY (you can google it, quite legit ok). The price includes everything such as transport to tioman, diving lessons + license + food + lodging + gear rental.
The really cute (but rather cranky) mini bus took us to Mersing jetty. FRIDAY NIGHT CUSTOMS DAMN JAMMED OK JUST LETTING U KNOW ITS MADNESS. WAT IS AIR BRO. i couldn’t breathe when I was queuing to get through the automated gantry.
The mini bus made a pit stop at a random petrol kiosk to refuel. It kinda reminded me of the fun days with Z as he drove from KL to JB. I’ll wait in the car as he heads to the convenience store, coming back with tidbits for me.
Ya sorry its a fucking cheesy pose but hell its 11pm I have insomnia. who the fuck cares.
We are at the jetty late at night, with no one else except for a grumpy cat and god damn cockroaches.
Finally, after a really scary cockroach made an appearance, our boat is here. The heroic man who saved me from the 6 legged horror had some leftover carcass juice on his slipper.
All of us walked to the pier. It was pitch black. We then boarded this extremely mini speedboat driven by this guy who looks like pudge. He’s the literal Asian pudge. I think he took up half of the maximum allowed weight. As our boat sped off in the speed of light but with no lights. it was really, truly, black, blacker than my face when I realized my fridge is empty. Images of us crashing like Titanic kept flooding my mind. I wondered how our pudge navigated so confidently.
A funny shot of our dear Juehua hahaha.
That was taken when we boarded the larger fleet from the small speedboat. Its our actual dive boat that we will be using for all of our dives. Pretty cool!!!
I think some of the boatmen live on the boat.
I got really excited when I saw all the air tanks neatly lined up, ready to be used.
bunk beds! just like in those star cruises that gong gong used to take me on. hahahaha.
We finally reached the lobby of Berjaya hotels and Resorts. It’s too late to see anything but like wtf at 2am in the night you see a freaking woman standing alone in the eerily quiet lobby. PONTIANAK OMG
I don’t know who the hell will put a mannequin there but seriously that shit is no joke.
But okay la the other side of the lobby looks pretty good. Has that woody nature feel. I really like it. It feels like a haven to relax in, get back in touch with Earth and forget about your bills.
This beautiful picture was taken by Yama when we arrived. The night sky there is really beautiful. The stars were out. It felt like someone had dusted glitter all over the celestial skies, creating an accidental starry masterpiece.
My buddy (Shirley) and I bunked up with another trainee diver from another school. Hes in his early forties i think? And he wears nothing but an underwear to bed. its pretty cute. HAHA
Some pictures of how our little huts look like. Its adorable. Quaint and cosy, has that back-to-basics feel that I really adore except that there’s grass.
Just imagine, they are still using the old fashioned door knocker. HAHAHAHA.
Pardon my unkempt and lackluster appearance. It’s kind of silly to put full make up and dive into 10 meters of saltwater. unless you’re telling me that nemo is a millionaire. Hell, I’ll even don high heels to visit him.
There’s this main foodhall where all the buffets (paid for in the package) are conducted. Man, it’s quite the spread, although it contains certain dubious looking malaysian-ish food.
I know… I’m a freaking pig. I had another bowl of porridge after that. HAHA
Just wanted to show you guys a few more photos of the resort, Its really scenic and for us Singaporeans and city folks, its totally like a fresh new perspective.
Just looking at the clarity of the sea, its almost unbelievable that such a place is so affordable and pretty easy to get to. Look at the (is that a mountain..) It probably contains tigers and poisonous snakes but who cares it looks gorgeous from afar :’D
And yes… Yama enjoys being in most of my photos.
We were learning navigation… Look at that compass. Ain’t nobody got time to learn that shit. It took me awhile :”D as you all know, your goddess can’t do topography to save her life (literally) and that pretty much includes the innate ability to read a compass.
YES I JUST HAD TO SHOW YOU MANY PHOTOS OF THE SPARKLING CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER.
Do i look like a technician… I think I do. I look like those fireman who’s on their break. yes, stop staring at Shirley’s boobs.
THIS IS LIKE A HORRENDOUSLY UGLY PHOTO OF ME BUT its the only one i’ve got that isn’t blurred as the boat is speeding D:
Yes that’s our dear hulk.
It’s a nice feeling to be on the dive boat. The span of sea lies generously sprawled in front of you with such vast serendipity.
I can’t really describe how does it feel like to be staring at the open water. < >
But looking at that clear liquid, its so welcoming. It’s beckoning you to take a dip and let the therapeutic waves carry your thoughts far away. (hopefully it doesn’t carry you far away too)
You know whats the best feeling? Its when you are finning lying on your back against the water, staring up at the endless sky. Its such a serene stretch of picturesque delight that is just ineffable. The sky seem to run forever and ever, creating this thin line of a horizon that merges with the sparkling sea. I couldn’t hear anything, other than the boat buzzing along. But the beauty of what was in front of me was so deafening. I felt so utterly embraced by nature that I really wanted to protect it when I remembered how dangerous it can be, yet still rendered defenseless in the hands of us humankind.
So soppy literature aside, all of us entered the water via Giant Stride. I think it’s an adrenaline rush (and pretty scary) when you are all geared up and standing at the edge of the boat because all the thoughts of asphyxiation and great whites start flooding your mind. But really to hell with it. Nothing is scarier than a flying cockroach. PLOP and down we go!
It’s amazing down there. (that’s what she said)
SEE THE TURTLE. i did not take these photos. Most of them are from Yama, or Kelvin, our dive instructor. I DID NOT SEE THE TURTLE THERE AND THEN HOWEVER BECAUSE MY MASK HAD SOME PROBLEMS. Well well. 😥
YES THATS ME HAHAHAHAHA I look like a retard with the mask on.
The sea is so quiet… actually it made sense. Imagine the marine life can talk. Dem fishes gon be like
“Omg, did you hear about Julie? I heard she slept with like, a grouper. Isn’t that illegal?”
“Pfft, Susan’s spots are so much prettier than mine. ”
“Mum, MUM DO NOT EAT ME I WILL GROW UP TO BE STRONG. ”
“What’s for dinner hon? I gotta stay back at our reef with the other dads. It’s hide-n-reef game day tonight.”
DONT LAUGH I SWEAR THATS WHAT THEY ARE PROBABLY GONNA TALK ABOUT.
Showing you some beautiful photos:
Freaking sea urchins. they are everywhere.
Blue spotted manta ray. ITS RARE OK AND IT SWAM SO FAST AND DAMN SWAG
We found nemo and he doesn’t look too happy to see people peeking at him. I guess this wasn’t the one that acted in the movie. HA HA.
I really liked the resort. Also because the food and service is not too shabby!
Just your average crazy guys eating half a tub of ice cream. I don’t know why the fuck they did that. but i dont think their stomachs are pleased with such a magnificent choice of ice cream explosion.
I was constantly hungry after dives, thank god for potato.
So yes, that was the summary of my Tioman diving trip. I strongly urge you guys to go learn diving. You will definitely fall in love with the special world… 12 feet under the buzz of your every day life. My macau trip will be coming up soon :’D
Sorry for the long hiatus guys. Your goddess has been doing some serious travelling xD
She survived the 4 days of work with 0 knowledge of Cantonese and her unyielding abhorrence for dim sum. This post gon be long, I spent alot of time editing and writing so y’all lil shits better read each and every word instead of just browsing photos. HAHAHAHA.
This is totally irrelevant to my trip but you know really, I love my VS luggage, passport cover and the fucking stupid bag that has no zip. Thank god my passport didn’t slip out this time round. Because the hotel room had a safe.
The rest of them were already in HK so I had to travel alone. And I loved every second of it. Geez, its so much more fun to be sitting on the plane and enjoying than working on the plane. I realized that I didn’t miss working on the plane, I just missed being on the plane. Hahaha.
It was a full load back and forth. I felt secretly happy I wasn’t the one working but okay la, I pity them. Running around looking flabbergasted and stuff.
I just have to voice out that this doesn’t look or taste like egg. I hope they do something about it :’D It tasted like some angsty chef added his semen into destarched mash potatoes. WHY DID I TAKE PHOTOS OF MY PLANE MEAL? BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE EATING ON THE PLANE ITS SO ADORABLE LOOK AT THE TRAY AND ALL THE LITTLE CONTAINERS AND THAT LITTLE BREAD ROLL.
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And so it begins I reached HK airport.
There are China people everywhere. Alot alot of people. Its congested. Jesus christ. What’s everyone here for?
YES I ACTUALLY TOOK THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT ON MY OWN OMG :O THE EXPRESS TRAIN!!!
I was waiting for the train WHEN I SAW THIS EXTREMELY CUTE GUY (He’s from sg too) AND LIKE WTF DAT FACE. DAT BODY. HEAVEN. I can only watch him from afar and mope because I don’t know him.
NOTICE ME PLZ. PLZ
Weeping on the train as well because there’s no free wifi. Unlike the one I took at KLIA. HAHAHA.
I took the cab from Kowloon to The Mira. Tbh I have only been to HK when I was very young so I don’t remember shit. But WHOA totally looks like those HK police drama scenes. Too bad la, I didn’t see Gu Tian Le.
I need to remind you guys again that I went there for work, so the highlight of the trip was actually the really stunning hotel and the pool facilities.
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The Mira, Hong Kong. (5 stars)
FUCKING GORGEOUS ITS JUST OH SWEET CAMEL.
Even the water also must be in artistically sculpted plastic.
So erm in case we were all misunderstanding that I went for a shoot (I initially thought i was as well) But no actually my job was to man a booth and attend some rare coin and notes auction like 007 style.
I had to learn as much as I can about the Solids, Straights, VF, Gem, UNG, EPQ, whatevers in like a few short hours. This is Queen Elizabeth when she was young!
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My first ever meal there was eaten in a hurry because I had to sit through an auction for Roger, one of the guys who requested for me to bid a particular coin for him.
It was quite delicious, but fucking expensive like the chicken made of gold or smth. BLOODY DRUNKEN CHICKEN COSTS ABOUT 18 SGD. ITS DAMN TINY OK.
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To further demonstrate my road idiocy, I had to get to the place of the auction and exhibition (Holiday Inn) by foot. Something that really puzzles me is how the buildings in HK can look like they barely survived WWII and its right splat in the middle of their supposedly “Orchard” road.
Halfway through the auction I took a toilet break. Jesus fuck, I dozed off halfway. Luckily the Lot I wanted wasn’t in turn yet. Went to the toilet and realized I looked like shit. I was freezing bro. And not to mention everyone at the auction was either an old aunty or uncle and it was boring as fuck.
The auctioneer sounded like a sleep therapist and no sadly the coin Roger wanted far exceeded his budget. It was sold for 20k USD. AND THEN THE NEXT LOT I SAW THIS BLOODY COIN GOING FOR 100K USD WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT YOU JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY.
Major said the coin is made of Gold, and there are only 21 of such coins minted at that particular time/era. And I wuz liek ok bb I’ma go find dat rich china guy who bought it.
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THEN I HAD STEAMBOAT WITH THE BUNCH OF UNCLES AND AUNTY AND IT WAS HELLISH.
You know normally when we go for steamboat it’d be liek so awesome with lots of luncheon meat, beef, lamb, fat pork slices and Yuan Yang ( spicy + one chicken broth )
BUT THIS ONE NO. WE HAD CLEAR SOUP, WITH VEGETATION, FISH SLICES WITH BONES, LEAN PORK AND CHICKEN. THE VEGETABLES WERE PLACED IN FRONT OF ME AND YOU KNOW I AM SCARED OF GRASS.
And they were all talking about their prized notes collection whilst I was just forcing a smile and poking my food. I think even hospitals served more flavorful stuff. HA HA HA. SHHH. Don’t tell them.
The Blue Girl beer was good tho.
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But okay it wasn’t so bad, before I had to man the booth the next day, Rick decided to show me around HK. We went to the Peak!
Took the extremely nerve wrecking tram up the mountain. It was almost a 90 degrees inclination upscale….
It was foggy as fuck, not sure if It was fresh mountain air or just smokey but terrible HK air.
Got to see their curious buses that run on the tracks and shit.
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Had to do the afternoon shift for the booth, so there was time to dress nice nice, go for lunch (which was supposedly some famous dim sum) before the excruciating work begins.
Took the MTR to MongKok. The only time I have seen this is when I eat at the Wang Jiao restaurant in SG ;’D
THE FOOD WAS LIEK SO FANTASTIC. YOUR GODDESS WUZ REALLY EATING DIM SUM , BRO.
The 3 of us had this overly amazing roast Goose and it costed 30HKD lesser than the FUCKING OVERPRICED DRUNKEN CHICKEN. BIGGER PORTION TOO.
I had my chicken feet that was sprinkled with a copious amount of fried garlic. Its fucking awesome. Char siew pau was so soft and fluffy. They had har gao and all that shit which I really hated. so nope. no photos. HAHAHA. There’s ribs with taro too, Really soft and flavorful loh mai kai and I had my favorite Mango pomelo sago 😀
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I ENDURED SITTING AT THE BOOTH AND TALKING TO AHPEKS FOR HOURS…… YAYYYYYY. Major took me on a tour around the rest of the place. I saw this fucking ancient China bank draft. You know, like those Cheena shows we always watch where the rich men will use this to pay for ridiculous shits.
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I finally had time to go for dessert before going back to the hotel to literally die and sob on my bed. I only had Hui Lai Shan in JB with Z, I doubt Sg has it. I love their mango desserts.
Again, its fucking overpriced and it’s gigantic. I couldn’t finish it. Its like damn 21 sgd for this shit. DONT EAT THERE. DON’T EAT ANYTHING AT KOWLOON.
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SO YES LET ME JUST TALK ABOUT THE WONDROUS HOTEL AGAIN THE POOL AND TOILET WAS SO DAMN AMAZING THAT I WOKE UP EARLY DESPITE KNOWING THERE’S THE FUCKING BOOTH TO WORK AT JUST TO SWIM.
Oh yeah. I love my bikini LOLOL. Sorry, the photos are pretty blurred because no photo-taking is allowed within the pool facility. I had to sneaky sneaky snap whichever I can.
There’s the steam bath and the sauna in the Ladies room. Which are both really lovely because its peaceful and there aren’t many rich taitais hanging around.
The other side of the lounge seats… there’s this beautiful little enclaved Jacuzzi. Everything was so gorgeous I spent way too much time just stoning in there.
A sneaky shot of the pool and Jacuzzi area outside. The water is freaking WARM and amazing so you don’t have to worry about swimming in freezing water in the mornings.
YES OMG. THERE IS THIS MAGICAL SWIMSUIT DRYER. you just place your wet bikini inside, close the lid, let it spin around for a few secs AND YOUR SWIMSUIT BECOMES FUCKING DRY.
LOLOLOL I KNOW IM A FUCKING NERD.
The dressing room was perfectly decorated and well decked with the necessities; Hair dryer, close-up mirrors, cotton pads, lotions, hair sprays etc.
😉 I know I look amazing. It’s just the lighting. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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I went to Temple St, Nan Ren Jie and Nu Ren Jie all in one night cuz there wasn’t enough time. >.>
There’s this whole stretch of tarot card / fortune telling booths along temple street.
Yes, your superstitious Goddess loves tarot card reading. I picked one random one which looked very gypsy and mythical.
I asked about love, and picked the shittiest cards ever. However I felt that the tarot card reader was sub standard la. Not trying to console myself. But really >.> Nothing compared to the very awesome reader that approached me 7 years ago.
This card reader was telling me “Oh my god, the love of your life is going to have an affair with another girl. And he doesn’t love you!!! Leave him!!!! ”
The parade for Good Friday was ongoing whilst I was listening to her warn me about dangerous men.
Yeap that’s some random dude dressing up as the crucified Jesus.
Anyway speaking of which. I was majorly disappointed because there isn’t really anything much to buy in HK. The streets all sell imitation goods which are like Bleh and a weird medley of antiques, paintings, made in china phone accessories and shit.
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Went to “Da Pai Dang” Idk wtf is that in English because I didn’t even know where the fuck I was. So anyway it’s kinda like those roadside stalls you see in BKK and Taiwan selling fresh seafood and tze char, the likes.
It’s basically made to scam rich angmohs la. Rick and I spent about 500 HKD ( that’s about 80 bucks )
We had Salted fish fried rice, deep fried mantis shrimps with garlic, Stir fried Nai Bai, Bamboo clams and Spring onion + ginger frogs. Was average, in my opinion. I NEED TO GO BANGKOK.
But really, fucking expensive la, 80 Sgd…. >.> I rather use the money to buy avatars in dota 2. LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Yes sorry. HI.
Hi. Its me talking about Mira again. The corridors are lovely. Just wanna let you know. HAHAHAHA.
Spent the few nights in my room finishing up my anime story on ipad. JESUS. TAKESHI IS SO HANDSOME RIGHT OMG. HE STRIPPED IN FRONT OF ME OMG PLS NOOOOOOO TAKESHI KUN.
Work was quite tiring and walking around and shit just wore me out. I didn’t go to LKF (Some clubbing district) Because the old men were, well…. Old men. They just go to bed at 9pm.
There’s nothing more fantastic than lying in your gigantic bed alone, with fluffy pillows and your ipad.
And in your soft bathrobe.
In Mira.
Yes.
I was in heaven.
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Had terrible (and expensive) duck noodles at the same cafe again because I went swimming and was running late for work.
Thank god Rick took me shopping around Habourcity area after work. Actually it was more like he went shopping and I watched in envy. We queued damn long outside Hermes. He bought some nonsensical overpriced leather cuff for like 2000 sgd.
And well yes… I got a bra… for like 26 sgd…. talk about difference in net worth. >.>
It’s overpriced la as usual. Every of the boutique shop there is more expensive than the branches in Sg. So… I guess its a good thing since I am saving money :’D
YES. I AM B 70. NOT A. IM NOT FLAT. THANKS GUYS.
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Yes, a photo of my flight meal on the way back. Its braised beef with blanched vegs and YES REAL MASHED POTATOES, not eggs. The salad was terrifying. Some couscous shit with rock hard chicken.
My sweetest friend Dominic surprised me with this on board. AHHHH THE PUNS. I ate all the cheese and smiled like an idiot to myself.
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NOTHING BEATS GOING HOME TO YOUR TWO BOYFRIENDS WAITING FOR YOU. YEAH.
We have reached the end of my super long and relatively boring post about my very “Fantastic” hk trip. :’D
Next up is Kuala Terrenganu. Erm. Well. Let’s see what we can do there except play dota in lanshops and eating ayam goreng all day long.
Valeisky. 