Exploring Melaka

What do you do when you feel like a sad, useless potato that you are?

EAT. E A T

E.A.T

That was literally the entire summary of my trip to Melaka. LOOOOOOOOOOL

STAND ON THE WEIGHING SCALE AND SCREAM “NO REGRETS EVAAAAAAAAA”. Pat your flabby stomach and reminisce all that coconut milkshake.

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So basically the journey was one of deceit and horror because Charles didn’t tell me the actual time taken of the journey is 3 hours bus ride to Melaka Center, 1.5 hours public bus ride to his hometown’s interchange, and another 20 mins to his grandmother’s house.

> 干得非常好 !!!

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I actually bought 3 buns for the 3 of us, but SOMEONE TOOK MY PLASTIC BAG BY MISTAKE when I was travelling on the mrt. God damn, bye buns.

So yes after playing pocket maple for 3 hours straight ( I deleted it after which ) we arrived at the Melaka Sentral.

I keep seeing banners of  “DON’T MESS WITH MELAKA” not sure what that means in political sense but it sounds like MELAKA IS BAD ASS. Charles must have gotten his guai lan attitude from staying in Melaka for so long. HAHAHAHA.

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We had ayam goreng before the trip, but I was already peckish after the ride. AND YES IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO FOLLOW A MEAL OF UNHEALTHY FAST FOOD WITH THE NEXT MEAL OF ITS’ FELLOW COMPETITIOR, KFC because that’s just only fair.

They have this really awesome mashed potato + corn + cheese + popcorn chicken. I’m not sure about you, but I sure as hell didn’t regret that 100000000 calories sliding down my throat in one glorious, corny, cheesy hot mess.

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So anyway I managed to survive the entire journey and reached his grandma’s house. There’s a long, spindly stretch of forest……………….. down the narrow pathway, the house looms into view. Scary as fuck. I regretted reading so many pontianak stories. D:

But I soon realized it wasn’t the white dressed ghost I was afraid of but FUCKING BEETLES EVERY WHERE AND COCKROACHES AND FLIES AND GIANT ANTS WITH WINGS.

Thank god I am not afraid of the big, overfed lizards that dominate the entire walls.

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That’s a longan tree below, with this white plastic bag wrapped around the fruits.

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One plus point: THEY HAVE 8 DOGS OMG. It was heaven and hell all in one place.

 

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Yes don’t ask me how I did it. I have this special skill of getting dogs to pose for the camera for me. HAHAHAHA.

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I just told him “Lycan, you look like shit. Please act cute for me.” And ta dah! Nailed it.

OK’ ENOUGH OF DIGRESSION ABOUT MY PRO SKILLS. HAHAHA.

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According to Charles, this satay stall is so good that every day, the freshly prepared skewers are all reserved even before the stall is open.

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SO YES TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE, WE DIDN’T MANAGE TO GET IT. WE HAD TO GO ANOTHER STALL.

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Which was also quite good. So I can’t imagine how good the famous stall must be.

 

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I found this photo oddly mesmerizing. A glimpse of the sunset. HEHEHE. JUST TAKEN ON MY iPhone how amazing the photographer is? holy.

We had Malay styled fresh seafood for dinner.

YES, the boy was laughing because I made Charles pose for this photo. HAHAHAHA.

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I just had to play with the squids.

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Fresh on the charcoal grill~

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I am not really used to the cooking methods but nonetheless I had fun feeding the cats. LOL. We had sweet and sour squid, salt grilled fish and sambal sting ray (which is really really different from the Sg ones) lol.

I wasn’t full so we took off to have a second round ; Thai tom yam soup with fresh seafood at another stall. God, it was so good. They put in squids, clams, prawns and crabs. :O

FORGOT TO TAKE A PIC BECAUSE I WAS TOO EXCITED TO GET STARTED.

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Thistle Port Dickson Hotel

KM16 Jalan Pantai , Teluk Kemang, 71050 Port Dickson, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia

We spent a night here. I always wanted to drop by for a visit.

There were quite alot of people! Probably cuz it was a Saturday. Alot of Sg cars ~.~

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I spent alot of time lounging on the cute little daybed by the window. HEHE.

THEY HAVE TWO POOLS. YAAAAAAAAS. I found the small quiet one, tucked away at the back of the property. WITHOUT SUN BLASTING IN UR FACE.

Some cam whoring moments, taken on Charles’ phone with the oddly enticing filters.

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Sorry. I look pregnant. Ironically its because my period was due. LOL.

We had a really good bak kut teh for lunch before heading to the beach. The dry one is so good,  I was close to tears.

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THE WEATHER WAS SO HOT, you could stick an egg into the sand and it hatches into a chick.

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I love this shot. HEHEHE.

 

So melancholic. Such shots are my favorites. HEHEHE.

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^ That was the sarcastic face Charles was giving me behind these photos. LOL.

The water is quite clear too. Just cloudy because it’s too shallow and the sand gets around. We played on the banana boat, 16 RM per person. It ended too fast but we got slammed into the sea at the end which was quite fun. HAHA.

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We paid 72 rm nett for the BBQ seafood buffet at night. It was a good spread and I thought it was quite worth the money. The dining area was right beside the main pool and it looks so beautiful at night that I was so tempted to take a dip, work off some calories, come back and resume eating. LOL.

They had my favorites; smoked salmon and fresh, cold crayfish.

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I took lamb and black pepper sauce hot off the BBQ pit done by the chef. Potatoes were amazing, and so were the buttered veg.

Had some stir fried teppanyaki styled vegetables. Delicious.

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I had 3 bowls of creamy seafood soup and 2 scoops of mint ice cream to finish off. LOL.

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I was lazy and thus didn’t eat the rest of the grilled items like prawns and crabs. Satay was quite nice.

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We spent the rest of the night chilling at the hotel’s bar called Cumulus. Its a type of cloud but really… The bar is far from “heavenly”. HAHAHA. I suggest for you not to get any drinks there because my Sex on the beach was white instead of the regular pink.

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They have a karoke room there till 12am, and movies rooms that operate till 10pm. Quite alot of activities! and we chose the worst one; (thinking about my SOTB. really…)

 

The whole place looks really picturesque at night.

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The famed coconut milkshake. It’s so good you could do 100 laps in the pool and still reach out for another cup of this.

We had nyonya laksa at Jonker’s street after the coconut shake.

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I had the assam, whilst Charles had the curry. The curry one had alot of coconut milk which according to him, is a tradition for nyonya styled curry. Thank god I didn’t order that. My assam laksa was superb. I finished off the entire bowl LMAO.

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We drove to the Porta De Santiago. Had to climb that fleet of stairs, god damn. I wouldn’t have done it if its not for the fact that I consumed too much coconut milkshake.

Got to take a pic with this cute little iguna at only 5RM.

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. I want an iguna to add to my dream house collection of pets: 2 Sulcata, 1 blue tongued skink, 1 shiba, 1 husky, 1 cockatoo and 1 iguna. HEHEHE.

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Caught the movie “Before I wake” at the theatre. I don’t recall SG having this movie so I think it’s not even due to screen yet. fuck.

They had some kind of event and decorated this place. so cute.

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THE ONLY REASON WHY I CHOOSE THAT THEATRE.

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Fucken delicious chicken meatballs. 15 pcs at only 5.40 RM. God damn, you can’t even buy a btl of mineral water for that value in SG.

I really like that show. I overheard some people commenting about the ending from behind my seat; I think they didn’t quite understand the reasoning behind the story. HAHAHA. It’s good in my opinion. It’s not too scary, relatable and no doubt the kid’s really cute.

And of course…. No one goes to Malaysia and returns without eating at Hui Lau Shan. I chose my CHEWY BALLS. Definitely worth every single step on the treadmill; if I ever go to the gym. HAHAHA.

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THE LAST DINNER

We first started off with this for appetizer. Popiah stuffed with a truck load of “fried pork lard“. GOD DAMN I TELL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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We then waited really long, for this street stall that sells everything boiled and drizzled with some special house mix sauce. DAMN FUCKING AWESOME OMG D:

Cockles (i dont eat that tho), La La, lady’s fingers, cuttlefish, mixed fishcakes. I was so sad when we finished our food knowing we can’t order anymore cuz need to wait all over again. LOL.

BACK ALLEY SIHAM, LALA, SNAIL & CUTTLEFISH @ TONG BEE’s STALL, OFF JALAN BUNGA RAYA, MELAKA.

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You need to try this for sure if you are going Melaka.

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We headed out to this stretch of field at night. To visit a “Most beautiful starbucks in Malaysia” as per Charles’ claim.

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I saw the starbucks and I wuz liek:

i want to like it but its hard

Is it… really the most beautiful one in Malaysia? -_____-

So anyway since we were there we definitely had to play some bubbles before we left. LOL

It was only 5RM for that soap dish. And the hanging rods are all for different bubble styles. The wind was strong and thus needless to say we had bubbly good fun. HAHA

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They kinda look like different ways to torture your sub… if you look at it from 50 shades of grey point of view. LOL.

I just had to take a snap of this little shitty bubble destroying boy in the red pants. God damn bursting all my bubbles. <PUN INTENDED.

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There’s no better supper than oyster omelette cooked by an old man in this huge oily wok over a roaring fire. True story.

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The oysters were so fresh, and the eggs + starch was so well cooked that you can taste wok hei. I FINISHED THE WHOLE GOD DAMN “LARGE” portion because they were stuffed to their faces.

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Nick ordered this nine treasures soup that was some kind of a dessert. AND IT HAD MACARONI INSIDE LOL.

And no, he didnt eat the pasta. HAHAHAHA.

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Ended the night with me tucking maomaocong to bed.

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AND RIGHT BEFORE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT A FUCKING BEETLE JUST HAD TO FLY AROUND MY EAR MAKING THAT ” ZZz Z z ZZ zzz Zz!” SOUND AND LANDING ON MY HAIR.

I died that night.

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We had one last meal before we left. With just a few dollars left (after spending way too much overeating ). It’s the famous chicken rice balls at Jonker’s street.

The old man attending to us had attitude problem but OK. FOR THE SAKE OF FOOD. OK. I WILL PUT UP WITH U.

The balls paired with the chilli were so good, they could turn a straight man gay.

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The chicken however looks like a plate of gruesomely murdered flesh that will totally score negative for presentation in front of Gordon Ramsay. And I daresay Sg’s chickens are done tastier 😀 😀 😀

I HAD ALL 5 BALLS AND THEY ORDERED EXTRA 20 BALLS AND THEY FINISHED IT.

A must try!

I had a last shower in his house (They have a WELL) and we had to scoop water out of a huge tub to shower in with concrete walls and floor and everything. So rustic. Charles say sometimes toads and frogs will appear in the tub. Thank god i like them.

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I enjoyed my time in Melaka, be sure to try out all these food if you go there. And you must visit Port Dickson. I want to stay at Grand Lexis next time. HEHE.

Will upload my Bintan post soon. ❤

Please drop me an email or a message if you need help finding the food places. Charles dont’ have the exact address but he can give ambiguous directions to getting there. Better than nothing la. LOLOL.

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Just one last photo for you guys, from my last shoot. Black and white so awesome.

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Bye guys 😀

 

 

 

 

 

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Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.

Plz no carry

ENOUGH OF CARRIES.

Hello everyone. Your goddess has been missing for so damn long. I BET YOU MISSED HER LIKE CRAZY.
Don’t worry, shes safe and sound and in 1 piece. 😀 or you want her in 2 piece?

DID YOU GET THAT PUN BRO.

Yes, I am in a better mood now. 🙂

I guess all I really want to do right now is to look forward to the legacy airlines interviews, and then do the part-time job that I love whilst still keeping up with my freelancing. And yes, people have been asking me to stream. I am still hesitating as its alot of work for a computer idiot like me. I only know how to PRESS THE ON BUTTON. and then suffocate the computer by holding the on button when the com hangs. That’s about it.

And what if I stream and no one watches it 😥 Afterall, I am no dendi. Will you support my stream? 😀

 

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Anyway something bad happened to my dear slut. He’s bald now 😥

So the story goes one fine day I was cuddling him to zzz, took some photos of him as usual and then gave him a good rub WHEN I FOUND A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING LARGE TICK. It was burrowed into his neck and lycan was oblivious. OH MY HIGH HEAVENS AND GREATEST ULTRA UNIVERSE.

Can you believe it. I slept with a tick. I SLEPT WITH A TICK AND I CARESSED IT THINKING IT WAS FUR OH MY

 

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LOOK AT THE MONSTROSITY. So anyway yeah I panicked like a loving mum and sent him to the groomer’s which also happens to be the world’s most unscrupulous shop ever. Spent a bomb. The groomer made me buy two tick-and-flea sprays. One is 39.90. One is 47.90. She told me, the 39.90 is to spray the floor. 47.90 is to spray Lycan. I went home and checked the labels. FUCK. THEY ARE BOTH MEANT TO SPRAY DOGS.

So that’s the story of how I bought two sprays that carries the same application purpose. Here are his bald photos.

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I know, dat cone looks retarded. LOL. poor lycan.

 

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Did the SMRT imob event recently. Hell yeah it was quite fun! Too bad people who work for the event can’t participate in the contest. Else i’d definitely want to win that amazing huawei phone and use it just to take photos. LOL

 

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My favorite lychee martini! Was working for cable car (the pub behind centerpoint) and after my work ended, the nice bartender made me a special lychee martini with 4 LYCHEES! Yay 😀

 

What’d you say about red lipstick? I used to love wearing it alot. Suddenly found the urge to wear it again. Despite dat stick of awessomeness reminding me of my former shitty cabin crew life. HAHA.

First shot taken at mambo jumbo! Went with yama and his friends. IT WAS SOOOOOOOO FUN. Altho there were disgusting guys trying to stick their tongues down some drunk girls’ throats but hell, who cares.

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Red lips always look good on a girl!

Its sad to think that music from the 80s and 90s are fading out and that now everyone’s into EDM. I love the feeling of the mob dancing in sync to the music together. No sleazy grinding, no whorish moves. Just plain, fun and clean dance. I love britney spears and modern talking to bits. 🙂

I remember in secondary school, my friends used to laugh at me when I told them my favorite band is modern talking. They asked me what era am I from. I used to wonder is that the reason why I was never part of the cool kids. Now, I think I am ashamed  to be embarrassed of what I love. Let the 80s live on!

 

Anyway, I just really have to emphasize on my blessed life with my nonsensical family members.

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My sister believes my dog vomited from whining too hard.

 

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Don’t, I repeat, don’t ever take the double bicycle with my mother because it will be you doing 2 persons’ work. HAHAHA

I was damn sad the other day because I cooked carbonara pasta for dinner, and kept some cooked pasta and mushrooms in the fridge with plans of making a tomato based pasta the next day for lunch. TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, my mum threw the pasta away having mistaken it for some mouldy noodles that has been kept for ages in the fridge.

But YES. OUR FRIDGE ALWAYS HAS A MIRACULOUSLY BOUNTIFUL SUPPLY OF EXPIRED FOODS. so the next time you come, and want to grab something from the racks, check the date. smell it. look closely. Because my sister and I have had waaaaay too much of the spoilt milk, cheese, meats, soured leftovers and MOULDY GRAPES,ORANGES, CHILLI SAUCE THAT CHANGED COLOR

AND LETS NOT FORGET. EVEN OUR BANDAIDS EXPIRED.

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Cooked instant noodles in the end 😥

Welcome to my home. HAHAHA

 

But okay la, enough of gross (but true) stuff. Here are some yummy food I ate the past week.

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Smoked salmon salad in balsamic vinegar

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Savory omelette rice with smoked salmon and half tamago

Had them at the Japanese cafe in 313, lvl 3/4 can’t remember.Quite expensive, and only average in tastiness.

 

 

 

 

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Seafood paella

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Garlic pork with mash.

Had my usuals at marche and now that I think about it, although the paella is really tasty, its super bo hua since its 19 bucks for a serving. Siao.

Eh, someone piqued your goddess a few days back. He said “models nowadays are so superficial and only know how to cover in thick make up and stand around like a vase, take selfies and act pretty.” I beg to differ, you obnoxious, shitty man.

 

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SEE? I don’t need to act. I AM ALWAYS GORGEOUS. YOUR GODDESS IS ALWAYS GORGEOUS EVEN IF SHE GIVES YOU THAT EXPRESSION. REMEMBER IT PEASANTS. ❤

 

Ramen Champion :O

I went to Ramen Champion for dinner last night, for the second time and decided to try Buta God. The owner of the stall is really handsome I must say. :’D

But the banner is really,,, the most attractive of all.

 

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Hi yes can I have a bowl of go to hell red hell ramen please. Yes absolutely I would definitely love to go to hell with no regrets.

 

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Well. apparently I wasn’t too brave about going to hell at such an early age so I decided to opt for their normal pork ramen… comes with fried gyoza and spring roll.

 

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But in my opinion, the taste wasn’t that fantastic. I know ramen’s soup was supposed to be salty but this is like as though its forged in the deepest altars of the salt gods. The soup base was more complicated than algebra and I didn’t finish it because my parents probably will have no money to pay for new kidneys 😥

I may consider going to hell the next time I visit the shop.

 

BTW GUYS GUYS OMG

Please kill me I look so ugly 😥 Anyway in any case, please do help like this photo at the official page:

I think the event will be quite awesome! I mean with all the really fit and gorgeous guys that will be there 😉 😉 HAHAHA

I will not be contesting based on votes.. I mean if it was about popularity I think I might as well go order my coffin now. Hahaha.

But, I still love all of you 🙂