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Magic cooking pot

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Pardon my seemingly random and suspicious sounding blog post title; I ran out of creativity and my eyes zoomed into my cute little wonder cooker sitting snugly at the corner of the desk. Gah. It’s small, squarish and keeps me fed and contented during my lonely stays in overpriced countries earning underpaid allowance.

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Can you spot the love of my life right there, glorious in its white and red, lying next to the rice that I brought with me cuz I’m cheena af and cannot survive on fries and burgers foreva.

So recently as yall know, I celebrated the “special” day that reminds me of how I am gradually morphing into an old fart. The only consolation is delicious cake and presents. It has always gotta be the presents. and the buttercream. 😉

Thank you for those of you who took the effort to (ship) (search) (save) (send) me all these presents. Sorry for this post, they came belated but important at the same time so I just have to post them up to show my gratitude.

 

 

I really really love all of my presents, have been using them to the maximum including those I received earlier.

Out of all that I want to thank, I want to thank that few viewers of mine who talked to me specially to check if I am okay, especially after that devastating break-up.

Thanks to all of you, for tuning in to my blog, to my stream and always supporting me with your generous compliments and response on my social media. You guys are such a great form of motivation. ❤

I love all of you!

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Went to Manila recently.

SERIOUSLY YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS RAGE AT PINOYS FOR DISCONNECTING OVER BAD INTERNET. I WILL NEVER LAUGH THEM AGAIN. IT REALLY FUCKEN SUCKS.

I lugged my laptop like some retard only to realize I could not even stream a gif on facebook. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

So I spent my time eating fried chicken and playing with the police dog outside my hotel. Such is life.

 

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I will be streaming in a couple of minutes and thus I can’t type too much bullshit right now. Stay tuned!

Ok stab me with a knife. I promised a video of some cooking tutorial for idiots for like THE LONGEST TIME and it has not materialized. I RECEIVED YOUR SLAP IN THE FACE and I swear to god and a lifetime of potatoes that I will do it the very next post WHICH WILL BE BEFORE 27th. I PROMISE OR MY BUTT WILL DOUBLE IN SIZE.

That aside, I am sure you guys saw that lame ass video I posted of “Why you should date a gamer boyfriend”.

 

I will be coming up with another one shortly. And also let you know what I think about the BEAUTY AND DA BEASTTTTTT. I hope I can manage to grab tickets. You know, I am not those kiasu people who buy 5 years in advance. So… fingers and twat crossed.

 

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Lunes?

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Hello my little pumpkins. How was your month of March? Mine went past pretty fast LIKE OMG. I am officially gone from my company. 😀

I have two months of holidaying to do and hell am I looking forward to it so much. HEHEHE.

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Went to bangkok with my (ex) colleagues and I finally fulfilled my dream of staying at

Grande Centrepoint, Terminal 21.

 

It’s absolutely gorgeous. Very expensive though. I only went because I was making use of my staff discount for the very last time. LOL. It’s about 700 SGD for 3 NIGHTS per ROOM, without breakfast included. This is before discount.

And we had to share a king sized bed because there’s no more twin. BUT YOU KNOW THE BED IS SO HUGE AND COMFY IM NOT COMPLAINING.

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Comes with a large fridge, microwave and even a small wet pantry area. Overhead cabinets are filled with cutlery and utensils.

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THE TOILET BOWL IS THE FREAKING INTELLIGENT WC. COMES WITH THE SPRAYING AND DRYING OPTION FOR YOUR PRECIOUS BUTT.

Sad to say, I spent quite alot of time in the toilet because I had bad diarrhea. Lesson learnt, do not eat dubious looking sashimi at buffets. It’s quite ironic because I eat so much street food and I didn’t get anything bad from that.

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First meal was at Terminal 21. (Duh its right beside) It’s this shop on the floor that has the food court.. Can’t remember the name. J’s mum brought us there a long time ago and I remembered it served decent fare.

I always wanted my future kitchen to look like this:

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HAHAHA.

Some highlights of the restaurant. Must order! Fried fish and beef. Very tasty.

A couple of us went to the Train market at night. GOD DAMN. The last time I went was met with the heavy downpour remember? This time round I spent all my time eating LIKE FUCK ALL THE GLORIOUS FOOD.

 

 

The watermelon dessert is must try. And that little snack at the bottom right; seafood with quail eggs in some sort of a weird takoyaki form IS SO DAMN DELICIOUS THAT I ATE EVERYTHING ALTHOUGH IT WAS MEANT TO BE SHARED.

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I feel alittle sad bidding goodbye to my colleagues but well :’D It’s time to move on in search of greater happiness.

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I went to Pratunam to look for my favorite street stall selling the boat noodles. THEY ARE STILL THERE.

 

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This stall is one of the best ones I have had in that region. Z likes to order the chicken one because it comes with a generous slab of “Blood”. I always preferred pork with a truckload of chilli and repent for my sins in the toilet later.

And of course my favorites:

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THIS STEWED PORK THING IS TOO GOOD. I want to bathe in that large basin of brown, salty and glorious stew. I don’t care. I would sleep overnight in it too.

HAHAHAHA. Only 1.50 SGD btw.

Ended the 3rd day stuffing my face with shabu shabu and splurged alittle on this nice little Umeshu. My favorite Japanese wine. HAHAHA. For pussies. Whatever.

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Went to marshmallow!
https://www.facebook.com/MarshmallowBangkok/timeline

The bad thing about staying in Asok is there isn’t a wide stretch of night market stalls just below your residence unlike staying in Pratunam. We had to take a taxi/ BTS to NANA for the more “happening” bars. We chose Marshmallow because I insisted the free falling glass windows too hipster and I want to go inside and be instagram worthy. But in the end the music was too good so I didn’t take much photos. LOL

They had an in house dj and played a good mix of old school RNB (Those with those street rap songs IDK, what genre is that?)

The prices of the drinks are not too bad but I read online Marshmallow is considered one of the more high-class bars. One lychee margarita is about 8$. Nothing beats the Mango one I had at Cafe Iguna. HAHAHA. But the plus point? They have shisha! Only 15$

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My current mood:

lil shit

HAHAHAHA. My next stop: Philippines, Boracay. I will flood you guys with photos of that place just because. XD

Anyway did you guys hear that I got a 24hour ban on my twitch BECAUSE I WAS REPORTED FOR PORN / EXPLICIT CONTENT. Seriously brah, wtf?

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Anyway I will be doing a full day stream again (THIS TIME WITHOUT FUCKING ZUMBA BECAUSE ITS PORN) one of the days this week. Keep a look out!

Meanwhile on my paint job:

For gamer girls // When your boyfriend is sweet :

bae loves u 1

LOL WTF AM I DRAWING.

Good bye guys. I still have a review for this amazing scrub that I have yet to do. I think I will make it into a video format for the next update. See ya!

 

 

 

 

 

daily grind

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I dont know what I miss about you.
Was it the way you touched me?
Or those paper lies that meant nothing, just looked so pretty.

What was it exactly?
That made me forgo sense and integrity

I wish I knew,
Yet I am glad I didn’t.
I guess it’s better to leave it as a tragic love story.

 

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I managed to enjoy decent cha soba at JB the other day. Pleasantly surprised. I am such a huge fan of this cold green noodles, you have no idea. Almost  qualified to add it into my resume. Do i get a pay raise for that or what?

Skillset:

– Able to churn up a sizable amount of bullshit to write in almost any situation.
– Taking a nap but still capable of brooding about what’s for lunch and waking up with an answer.
– Knows CPR and can recite the entire length of Safety procedures if you are seated at row 14 and 15 of the Airbus A320.
– Have a sensitive tongue like Da Chang Jin (the korean tv smash hit), able to tell if any ingredient in the food has gone foul or if you have syphilis.
– *New* A Cha soba connoisseur, can tell you how to differentiate good from bad.

ALWAYS FIND CHA SOBA with a quail egg! I mean how can you even resist it. So delicious. Makes your entire slurping experience smooth and lubricated. We all know how important it is to LUBE UP , DONT WE? 😉

 

Pepper lunch – Omelette with double hamburg steak + extra cheese

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GOD, if you guys have not eaten this. Please go and do it right now. Go to a pepper lunch outlet and tell them you want this shit, ADD CHEESE (90cents) and eat the fuck out of it. No regrets, 1001% guaranteed by your goddess.

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By the way, fucking wordpress changed their interface again. Not very sure what really improved because it sucked way too much all the time.

My little furry slut has been granted the privilege of keeping his not-so-fantastic fur coat because its “Singapore-winter” soon. Dang he smells so good I thought my noodles were Dog flavored when he stood next to the fan.

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Your goddess has been sickly but nonetheless still full of shit, wanting to take a big fat dump and slam it on someone’s face. But I dont want to be squatting in jail next to CHC golden girl.

I mean, I don’t really have much lessons learnt about Jesus from the bunch except that if you marry a pastor you qualify to look at Lamborghini catalogs.

No further comments to generate animosity among worshipers with heads cast in white….

Moving on, can I just say as much as I love having a boring deskbound job, I hate it as well. I am in a constant tug of war between wanting to run to my office’s glass windows like in a 007 movie and plunge to my death (which may be a pleasant relief) and making out with my wallet at the thought of pay day.

My life is a constant paradox.

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I wish I dont have the problems that I am dealing with right now; Sometimes I hate them for barring me from leading a normal happy life that I should be but have been missing out on for a long time, but at the same time I thank them because they motivate me to not choose operation cease-life

And of course lastly, to all my beautiful clothes and shoes. Thanks for encouraging me to go to work in nothing short of fashionable.

Here’s a selfie of me at the deserted lift lobby outside my office ALONE. ALL ALONE, ALL DARK AND EMPTY ELSEWHERE because I stayed back to finish my work. Because I am a retard.

After I happily posed for the photo I looked up to see a huge ass security camera staring at me. GOD DAMN, NOW THE SECURITY GUARD KNOWS I WAS CAM WHORING AND THIS MAKES ME WANT TO SUICIDE TOO.

I walked away nonchalantly after establishing eye contact with the security camera. #SWAGGERYOLO_GAL

Speaking of work… My overwhelmingly friendly, marshmallow character has not quite been mellowed by the cruel societal work environment. Soon, I think…

How do I describe it to be? It’s like being acquainted with a stray cat. You somehow are on good terms with it, you won’t let him out in the cold alone without food, but you know you can’t call him your pet. Because he leaves as and when he likes and you need to deal with it. Because he doesn’t see you as a friend. Just an ally.

But guys, don’t go all catty on me pls. I will cry. I can’t endure anymore of that!

Thanks for reading my bullshit guys. I am thrilled right to the bones in euphoric bliss. Please take care, weather is bad.

 

 

Goddess Goneness

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Hola mi campesinos.

As you know, your goddess will be away for work for some time! I will be lugging my ROG with me so that I can dota and hopefully find time to do up my next blog post AND HOPEFULLY COMPLETE MY SHORT STORY. (new one)

But due to unstable wifi in hotel, I wont be able to stream. 😥

So anyway, it appears that the expensive food that kind CY has bought for lycan as present caused Lycan some bad allergies. Apparently my dog is as cheapo as its owner, only likes cheap stuff. To be honest I don’t know if its really the food, or its the shampoo. But guys if you own a dog do be careful! Don’t end up like me. I only knew of Lycan’s allergies when I sent him for his full grooming. Because he always had skin problem, thus I couldn’t tell it was an allergy. I thought it was the skin problem that he always had.

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ANYWAY IF YOU GUYS DID NOT WATCH MY STREAM LET ME TELL U AGAIN. MY DAD BOUGHT ME 60 DOLLARS WORTH OF STAMPS. I told him “Pa, help me buy alot of stamps.” But because one stamp only 30 cents, i thought he will buy 10dollars… thats 33 stamps. Not alot meh?

HE BOUGHT 60DOLLARS THATS 200 stamps bro.

200

200 stamps

200 stamps for 60 dollars

1 stamp = 1 letter can be mailed

WHAT AM I DOING WITH 200 STAMPS.

My life is now complete

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In case you guys don’t know how imperfect your goddess can be, look at the photo below:

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Yes.. P is me. P for Potato. FOR PUTANG INA MO BOWLING. 

fucking ball. my ball was always magnetically attracted to the gutter. FUCK.

CANT PLAY BOWLING. DON’T LAUGH AT ME. I DONT WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN.

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So before I go, have a cute photo of my newest toy. It says that it’s a penguin… but it looks like a caterpillar. SO its a fucking caterpillar.

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Bye guys 😀 please stick around and wait for your goddess’ return.

Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: – (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.

jubilant weekend for you?

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Hola mi amigos~

HOWS YOUR JUBILEE WEEKEND. Did you plan for something exciting? unlike me? Down with gastric problems and I have work later. I really hate people. So sure as hell you won’t see me queuing for all the free SG50 stuff that are being offered. But please do let me know how was your experience like if you ever went to try the free admissions to the various parks.

Please don’t get molested too.

There is huge change in my plans from now onwards, but don’t worry I will still retain my passion for blogging nonsense in a bid to entertain all of you bored peasants. As you know, your goddess is getting OLD. Wait, we are all getting older at the same time right? *confused after playing too much sims*

As you know, WE ARE ALL GETTING OLDER AND ITS SAD THE PLANET IS MOVING AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING BUT

MY BANK DIGITS ARE NOT JUMPING.

Holy shit that could have been made into an extremely popular quote on facebook. I should do it right now.

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I am in the process of another story. It’s a shorter one. It’s a different… genre. Hope you guys will look forward to it! Will try to get it done by tomorrow so for all of you who are staying at home, ordering food deliveries like me can have something interesting to read.

BTW DO U KNOW THAT SPICY NUGGETS FROM MACDONALDS IS BACK AND U BETTER EAT IT IF U HAVEN’T TRIED IT. GUARANTEED TO INDUCE EXPLOSION IN THE TOILET. 

Play summoner’s war = also gamer?

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I had a lovely time at The 7th Cylinder today. It’s a beautiful cafe for all dem motorbikes lovers.

Click on the photo to check out their facebook page 🙂

 

The 7th Cylinder

Cafe’s interior

 

I wore this extremely tiny pair of shorts for the shoot, which I found to be almost like an underwear. Super ahlian style.

 

im fucking fat

 

Its like the edges are merely 2cm away from my vagina. Not sure if it’s a great idea to wear it outdoors but hell I thought it’d look quite fitting for a motorbike shoot, right? I mean like megan fox and shit.

I know what you are looking at… my fats and probably the ostentatious wardrobe at the back. Even with my extreme OCD, it’s hard to keep everything neat when I’m running out of space.

 

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don’t say it, yes, Its a PUSH UP BRA!!! wow!!!

 

 

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don’t ask me. I don’t know what is what.

 

A shot of the photographer’s lenses (which he claimed was extremely shabby and cheap)

But really, what the fuck, I bet I could build an extremely good gaming desktop if I sold them. The 3rd one looks like a thermal flask ahmas use to store their herbal soup.

So anyway I was still learning #HASHTAGS and decided to input #foodporn. But really who invented this word. All I could think of was:

food porn 1

food porn 2

 

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IS THAT HOW FOOD PORN WORKS? I DON’T KNOW.

 

 

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Ya…. I just had to do that before I go. You got to admit there’s actually a striking resemblance.

Good bye guys. ~~ Don’t masturbate too much to food porn now.

 

Ramen Champion :O

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I went to Ramen Champion for dinner last night, for the second time and decided to try Buta God. The owner of the stall is really handsome I must say. :’D

But the banner is really,,, the most attractive of all.

 

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Hi yes can I have a bowl of go to hell red hell ramen please. Yes absolutely I would definitely love to go to hell with no regrets.

 

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Well. apparently I wasn’t too brave about going to hell at such an early age so I decided to opt for their normal pork ramen… comes with fried gyoza and spring roll.

 

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But in my opinion, the taste wasn’t that fantastic. I know ramen’s soup was supposed to be salty but this is like as though its forged in the deepest altars of the salt gods. The soup base was more complicated than algebra and I didn’t finish it because my parents probably will have no money to pay for new kidneys 😥

I may consider going to hell the next time I visit the shop.

 

BTW GUYS GUYS OMG

Please kill me I look so ugly 😥 Anyway in any case, please do help like this photo at the official page:

I think the event will be quite awesome! I mean with all the really fit and gorgeous guys that will be there 😉 😉 HAHAHA

I will not be contesting based on votes.. I mean if it was about popularity I think I might as well go order my coffin now. Hahaha.

But, I still love all of you 🙂

 

 

 

behold the goddess of MS paint.

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Hi guys,

I just want y’all lil shits to know I AM THE PAINT GODDESS. YOU KNOW THAT DON’T YOU, PUNY PEASANTS. If you guys haven’t seen my awesome photo manipulation that beats photoshop and shits hands down you need to witness it today. Like right now.

 

This is a photo of my photographer Yama.

 

yama redone

 

No captions needed for awesomeness by your goddess… ❤

 

Did an underwater shoot yesterday and it was like travelling to hell and back like it’s an MRT everytime I had to dunk in for a shot. Chlorine blurred my eyes and I think my body was composed of 80% chlorine after everything was done. But it was amazing! And I really hope the photos will look as good as when we previewed it on the camera.

 

Btw, I am a fan of Obama so somehow this video is funnier than it should be. Damn dat video maker sure has lots of free time. HAHA.