Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.

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