I will just start by showing you some pics of Asian food. (Ironically cooked in a Western country) BUT IT DOESNT MATTER.




I am already 3/4 done with my long haul in UK and US. However, I swear I will never touch another burger for the next 1 year. I never knew I could miss Chinese food so much. I PROMISE I WILL EAT MORE RICE WHEN I GET HOME.

These lovely photos are taken in a cosy little shop in Melbourne. 10.50 AUD per plate. Expensive as hell. I ordered the one in the middle. My favorite! Preserved veg with shredded pork over steamed rice with lots of chilli. That chilli is so fragrant. Reminds me of my grandmother. Very homemade and delicious. And after tasting the other plates I can safely say I made the right choice. LOL.

Went walking down King William’s street and just had to stop by this grilled cheese van. I always had a little dream to own something like that. I want to sell baked rice and soups. HAHAHA.

The guys manning the van has this “Feed the homeless” where you can pay it forward. I donated 2.50 😀 and a few moments later I saw an old man walking up to them to ask if they have any grilled cheese sandwich to spare. As he hobbled away to a small shady spot to have his lunch, I felt so contented inside.





Pretty cool huh? Anyway why the hell is cotton on more expensive in Australia than Singapore. I ended up buying cheeses and humongous strawberries home instead of the Sun Surf Summer-ish clothes that I was fantasizing of getting.

And let’s all remember Australia shops close at 5pm so I spent the whole day watching Friends. Do you know I have not watched the telly for like years? I fumbled with the control.


Ya, like with the mask and all.



Being the luxuriously indulgent little shit that I am, I popped in milk bath salts into the steaming tub. Opened the fresh strawberries and just took a long soak. I was picturing myself to be Goddess Elizabeth bathing in the fresh young virgin blood to maintain my deathly youth and beauty. HAHAHAHA.



Nothing else on your face truly matters when you have eyebrows. HAHAHA.


Here’s a mandatory scenery shot to show you that I really went there and not a photoshop genius. Because if I was, I wouldn’t look so bloody fat in this photo. It was just the jeans. Did I tell you? I threw em away. Buying it wasn’t the most jeanius shopping decision I made. HA HA HA.

Sorry, this shot is in Adelaide by the way.



Anyway enough of my trips. I went to Costal Settlement at that super ulu and super faraway place in Singapore. Opposite Changi hospital. What the fuck so expensive.

I ordered the mushroom soup and lamb racks. 14++ , 36 ++. The greens on the plate were largely confusing to my palate so I went full predator mode and only finished the lamb.

:/ Verdict? I think I rather visit the haunted hospital.

I miss my boyfriend. 5 more days to seeing him 😀 What if he forgot who I am. OMG. or he got a new owner. Insecurities……


Hehe. I will be updating again when I get home. PROMISE! 4th of December. Wait for itttt.

Streaming on 4th December, afternoon.

That’s a sunday okay. Don’t tell me you got no time.


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Goddess Goneness

Hola mi campesinos.

As you know, your goddess will be away for work for some time! I will be lugging my ROG with me so that I can dota and hopefully find time to do up my next blog post AND HOPEFULLY COMPLETE MY SHORT STORY. (new one)

But due to unstable wifi in hotel, I wont be able to stream. 😥

So anyway, it appears that the expensive food that kind CY has bought for lycan as present caused Lycan some bad allergies. Apparently my dog is as cheapo as its owner, only likes cheap stuff. To be honest I don’t know if its really the food, or its the shampoo. But guys if you own a dog do be careful! Don’t end up like me. I only knew of Lycan’s allergies when I sent him for his full grooming. Because he always had skin problem, thus I couldn’t tell it was an allergy. I thought it was the skin problem that he always had.


ANYWAY IF YOU GUYS DID NOT WATCH MY STREAM LET ME TELL U AGAIN. MY DAD BOUGHT ME 60 DOLLARS WORTH OF STAMPS. I told him “Pa, help me buy alot of stamps.” But because one stamp only 30 cents, i thought he will buy 10dollars… thats 33 stamps. Not alot meh?

HE BOUGHT 60DOLLARS THATS 200 stamps bro.


200 stamps

200 stamps for 60 dollars

1 stamp = 1 letter can be mailed


My life is now complete



In case you guys don’t know how imperfect your goddess can be, look at the photo below:


Yes.. P is me. P for Potato. FOR PUTANG INA MO BOWLING. 

fucking ball. my ball was always magnetically attracted to the gutter. FUCK.



So before I go, have a cute photo of my newest toy. It says that it’s a penguin… but it looks like a caterpillar. SO its a fucking caterpillar.


Bye guys 😀 please stick around and wait for your goddess’ return.

Plz no carry


Hello everyone. Your goddess has been missing for so damn long. I BET YOU MISSED HER LIKE CRAZY.
Don’t worry, shes safe and sound and in 1 piece. 😀 or you want her in 2 piece?


Yes, I am in a better mood now. 🙂

I guess all I really want to do right now is to look forward to the legacy airlines interviews, and then do the part-time job that I love whilst still keeping up with my freelancing. And yes, people have been asking me to stream. I am still hesitating as its alot of work for a computer idiot like me. I only know how to PRESS THE ON BUTTON. and then suffocate the computer by holding the on button when the com hangs. That’s about it.

And what if I stream and no one watches it 😥 Afterall, I am no dendi. Will you support my stream? 😀




Anyway something bad happened to my dear slut. He’s bald now 😥

So the story goes one fine day I was cuddling him to zzz, took some photos of him as usual and then gave him a good rub WHEN I FOUND A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING LARGE TICK. It was burrowed into his neck and lycan was oblivious. OH MY HIGH HEAVENS AND GREATEST ULTRA UNIVERSE.

Can you believe it. I slept with a tick. I SLEPT WITH A TICK AND I CARESSED IT THINKING IT WAS FUR OH MY


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LOOK AT THE MONSTROSITY. So anyway yeah I panicked like a loving mum and sent him to the groomer’s which also happens to be the world’s most unscrupulous shop ever. Spent a bomb. The groomer made me buy two tick-and-flea sprays. One is 39.90. One is 47.90. She told me, the 39.90 is to spray the floor. 47.90 is to spray Lycan. I went home and checked the labels. FUCK. THEY ARE BOTH MEANT TO SPRAY DOGS.

So that’s the story of how I bought two sprays that carries the same application purpose. Here are his bald photos.

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I know, dat cone looks retarded. LOL. poor lycan.


Did the SMRT imob event recently. Hell yeah it was quite fun! Too bad people who work for the event can’t participate in the contest. Else i’d definitely want to win that amazing huawei phone and use it just to take photos. LOL



My favorite lychee martini! Was working for cable car (the pub behind centerpoint) and after my work ended, the nice bartender made me a special lychee martini with 4 LYCHEES! Yay 😀


What’d you say about red lipstick? I used to love wearing it alot. Suddenly found the urge to wear it again. Despite dat stick of awessomeness reminding me of my former shitty cabin crew life. HAHA.

First shot taken at mambo jumbo! Went with yama and his friends. IT WAS SOOOOOOOO FUN. Altho there were disgusting guys trying to stick their tongues down some drunk girls’ throats but hell, who cares.

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Red lips always look good on a girl!

Its sad to think that music from the 80s and 90s are fading out and that now everyone’s into EDM. I love the feeling of the mob dancing in sync to the music together. No sleazy grinding, no whorish moves. Just plain, fun and clean dance. I love britney spears and modern talking to bits. 🙂

I remember in secondary school, my friends used to laugh at me when I told them my favorite band is modern talking. They asked me what era am I from. I used to wonder is that the reason why I was never part of the cool kids. Now, I think I am ashamed  to be embarrassed of what I love. Let the 80s live on!


Anyway, I just really have to emphasize on my blessed life with my nonsensical family members.


My sister believes my dog vomited from whining too hard.




Don’t, I repeat, don’t ever take the double bicycle with my mother because it will be you doing 2 persons’ work. HAHAHA

I was damn sad the other day because I cooked carbonara pasta for dinner, and kept some cooked pasta and mushrooms in the fridge with plans of making a tomato based pasta the next day for lunch. TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, my mum threw the pasta away having mistaken it for some mouldy noodles that has been kept for ages in the fridge.

But YES. OUR FRIDGE ALWAYS HAS A MIRACULOUSLY BOUNTIFUL SUPPLY OF EXPIRED FOODS. so the next time you come, and want to grab something from the racks, check the date. smell it. look closely. Because my sister and I have had waaaaay too much of the spoilt milk, cheese, meats, soured leftovers and MOULDY GRAPES,ORANGES, CHILLI SAUCE THAT CHANGED COLOR


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Cooked instant noodles in the end 😥

Welcome to my home. HAHAHA


But okay la, enough of gross (but true) stuff. Here are some yummy food I ate the past week.


Smoked salmon salad in balsamic vinegar


Savory omelette rice with smoked salmon and half tamago

Had them at the Japanese cafe in 313, lvl 3/4 can’t remember.Quite expensive, and only average in tastiness.






Seafood paella


Garlic pork with mash.

Had my usuals at marche and now that I think about it, although the paella is really tasty, its super bo hua since its 19 bucks for a serving. Siao.

Eh, someone piqued your goddess a few days back. He said “models nowadays are so superficial and only know how to cover in thick make up and stand around like a vase, take selfies and act pretty.” I beg to differ, you obnoxious, shitty man.


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facebook page :O

Hello guys I have made the facebook page so that all the dota 2 comics that I draw in the future will be posted there. It’s also easier to just like the page rather than following me on this blog if you are not really into reading.

The link is here,


I am probably going to post lots of nonsense about dota there so I will appreciate if you can just like the page for me to help publicize a little. Of course I am not so hardcore following all the competitive teams and all. My comics are mainly about the game itself.




the pageant is tomorrow 12-2pm and I am so freaking nervous. Anyway, I am doing this blog and the fb page as a hobby, much like my ALAB comics, Im not sure if most of you know what it is, (friends from years back probably does!) In any case, its this:


It’s this little comic strip that I used to do when I was younger to show my hatred for ahlians/bengs after dating one of them and letting him ruin my life.


I’m pretty sure most of us will reach this point in life where you just lie on the bed and think : What the fuck do I want to do with my life? 

Yeah, I’m there right now. I do not know what do I really want to work as, that’s why I have been trying out different jobs. However, I feel that the life of a narcissistic, overly publicized life as a full-time model / events babe wannabe is wearing me out. I honestly do not enjoy adding strangers onto facebook ( Trust me there are alot of weird asses and perverts)

I have been rejecting all the lingerie/implied nude shoots because

1) Z doesn’t allow it,

2) if you use this to rise to fame you will be stuck in the wrong kind of light.

But I came across some really beautiful boudoir shots that I have been wanting to try. Will see how it goes.



I want to remake this shot

For now, I am just going to try and get through with the pageant and then think about where I want to go from there. It isn’t easy to do this freelance modelling thing when people around you are being the least encouraging.


Anyway I made this thing which I thought of randomly whilst preparing for my photoshoot at Chinese Gardens. BTW THEY HAVE LIKE FREAKING LIVE TORTOISE MUSEUM THERE! Anyone interested in going? 😀


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The entrance fee for adults for the museum is only 5$. I think it’s going to be pretty amazing! I will definitely be going there. Will show you the photos soon as I get there.

I haven’t been to Chinese Gardens like, since forever. And other than the wide array of spiders, bees and ants, it’s actually a beautiful place.



Look, they even have mini versions of my favorite lizard.






Speaking of animals, Lycan has been peeing at random places over and over again. I’m not sure when this bad habit started… He has been housebroken by me since young. I am not very sure if its due to the fact that he isn’t neutered, and thus marking his territory. But since he often marks in the living room whilst I’m always in my bedroom its so hard for me to catch him in the act.

Gonna lock him in the toilet for 7 days now, my dad heard from a groomer that it’s like teaching a pup the basics all over again and as long as its ventilated and he has water and toys we shouldn’t consider it a cruel thing. So I am just going to stop being soft hearted for the better of our family. 😦

If anyone has any good tips on this please do let me know.