Will marry for a pet lizard.

HI HI HI

It has been 500000 years since I blogged. I apologize for that. Had been sum real crazy weeks so far. Here’s to many more blogposts ahead. I thank y’all for always being here reading my shit despite me being pretty non-existent.

I pray words don’t forsake me, I am repentant and i will blog more ok.

Been wanting to do this quick blog post on a really cute lil reptilian cafe in Bangkok, Pratunam area yeah boy cuz Im a fucking typical tourist.

Set inside Neon street, (Talad Neon Night market) It’s super near GLOW pratunam so you can’t miss it.

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It’s right at the corner, so it’s easy to locate. You’ll see lil tortoises outside. The entire cafe is made out of containers.

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You can buy “pets food” to feed the rabbits and tortoises outside. Pity you can’t put the hares vs torty to a race but they are cute as hell and will make your 30baht super worth it.

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They have 1 beetle, 3 spiders, quite a few lizards, 1 frog, 4 noisy birds, some smelly porcupines and a lot of snakes.

If you are a reptile lover like me, you’d be thrilled to know the lizards are part of your guests at the tables.

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Some lil hats for your scaly friends.

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And yes, your tables are actually the snakes’ home. So you may enjoy looking at the snakes from your glass tables while chowing down on your waffles with icecream. Reasonable food – But DO order their coconut shake. Its fantastic.

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You can also take out the snakes if you can’t just “LOOK, DONT TOUCH”. Because here, everything also can touch one. Except the staff.

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Conquered my fear of spideys today by getting started with diz really friendly tarantula who did nothing but just stood still on my palm like a docile ornament.

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Please visit this cute cafe’s facebook if you are interested to know more:

https://www.facebook.com/slowbutsurecafe/

But No, I will not be going anywhere near Brown recluses or Goliath bird eaters or whatever shit.

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PVP ESPORTS in SINGAPORE!

 

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So yeah, I spent like 3k rm on this beautiful CM arcana costume. I really liked it and I felt it was money well spent despite abit of hiccups here and there. The material is awesome and every detail is intricate and accurate.

I think most importantly its super comfortable and I can wear it for the whole day. You know me, its practicability that comes first xD

 

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Had a “fun and wild” night with Swifty from Signify, hailing from India. Signify represented India in PVP esports and pitted against teams like Team Secret, LGD and Fnatic.

The champion was claimed by Team secret.

I am open to cosplay shoots and event jobs, simply drop me a dm on instagram : valeisky
or email me at voirvaleisky@gmail.com

 

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My viewer took this unglam photo of me But i find it funny as hell HAHAHA.
Anyway if you guys would like to catch me stream on bigo, I stream for 50 hours a month on bigo with the ID: Valeisky

Will be posting again soon with some new pics and updates on my hair.
BY NEXT WEEK. I have made a death pact on this. YES REALLY.

Signing off with love (for now but not FOREVER),
Your old and fat Goddess Valeisky

 

 

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Hello my little pumpkins. How was your month of March? Mine went past pretty fast LIKE OMG. I am officially gone from my company. 😀

I have two months of holidaying to do and hell am I looking forward to it so much. HEHEHE.

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Went to bangkok with my (ex) colleagues and I finally fulfilled my dream of staying at

Grande Centrepoint, Terminal 21.

 

It’s absolutely gorgeous. Very expensive though. I only went because I was making use of my staff discount for the very last time. LOL. It’s about 700 SGD for 3 NIGHTS per ROOM, without breakfast included. This is before discount.

And we had to share a king sized bed because there’s no more twin. BUT YOU KNOW THE BED IS SO HUGE AND COMFY IM NOT COMPLAINING.

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Comes with a large fridge, microwave and even a small wet pantry area. Overhead cabinets are filled with cutlery and utensils.

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THE TOILET BOWL IS THE FREAKING INTELLIGENT WC. COMES WITH THE SPRAYING AND DRYING OPTION FOR YOUR PRECIOUS BUTT.

Sad to say, I spent quite alot of time in the toilet because I had bad diarrhea. Lesson learnt, do not eat dubious looking sashimi at buffets. It’s quite ironic because I eat so much street food and I didn’t get anything bad from that.

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First meal was at Terminal 21. (Duh its right beside) It’s this shop on the floor that has the food court.. Can’t remember the name. J’s mum brought us there a long time ago and I remembered it served decent fare.

I always wanted my future kitchen to look like this:

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HAHAHA.

Some highlights of the restaurant. Must order! Fried fish and beef. Very tasty.

A couple of us went to the Train market at night. GOD DAMN. The last time I went was met with the heavy downpour remember? This time round I spent all my time eating LIKE FUCK ALL THE GLORIOUS FOOD.

 

 

The watermelon dessert is must try. And that little snack at the bottom right; seafood with quail eggs in some sort of a weird takoyaki form IS SO DAMN DELICIOUS THAT I ATE EVERYTHING ALTHOUGH IT WAS MEANT TO BE SHARED.

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I feel alittle sad bidding goodbye to my colleagues but well :’D It’s time to move on in search of greater happiness.

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I went to Pratunam to look for my favorite street stall selling the boat noodles. THEY ARE STILL THERE.

 

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This stall is one of the best ones I have had in that region. Z likes to order the chicken one because it comes with a generous slab of “Blood”. I always preferred pork with a truckload of chilli and repent for my sins in the toilet later.

And of course my favorites:

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THIS STEWED PORK THING IS TOO GOOD. I want to bathe in that large basin of brown, salty and glorious stew. I don’t care. I would sleep overnight in it too.

HAHAHAHA. Only 1.50 SGD btw.

Ended the 3rd day stuffing my face with shabu shabu and splurged alittle on this nice little Umeshu. My favorite Japanese wine. HAHAHA. For pussies. Whatever.

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Went to marshmallow!
https://www.facebook.com/MarshmallowBangkok/timeline

The bad thing about staying in Asok is there isn’t a wide stretch of night market stalls just below your residence unlike staying in Pratunam. We had to take a taxi/ BTS to NANA for the more “happening” bars. We chose Marshmallow because I insisted the free falling glass windows too hipster and I want to go inside and be instagram worthy. But in the end the music was too good so I didn’t take much photos. LOL

They had an in house dj and played a good mix of old school RNB (Those with those street rap songs IDK, what genre is that?)

The prices of the drinks are not too bad but I read online Marshmallow is considered one of the more high-class bars. One lychee margarita is about 8$. Nothing beats the Mango one I had at Cafe Iguna. HAHAHA. But the plus point? They have shisha! Only 15$

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My current mood:

lil shit

HAHAHAHA. My next stop: Philippines, Boracay. I will flood you guys with photos of that place just because. XD

Anyway did you guys hear that I got a 24hour ban on my twitch BECAUSE I WAS REPORTED FOR PORN / EXPLICIT CONTENT. Seriously brah, wtf?

middle finger for u 2

 

Anyway I will be doing a full day stream again (THIS TIME WITHOUT FUCKING ZUMBA BECAUSE ITS PORN) one of the days this week. Keep a look out!

Meanwhile on my paint job:

For gamer girls // When your boyfriend is sweet :

bae loves u 1

LOL WTF AM I DRAWING.

Good bye guys. I still have a review for this amazing scrub that I have yet to do. I think I will make it into a video format for the next update. See ya!