Will marry for a pet lizard.

HI HI HI

It has been 500000 years since I blogged. I apologize for that. Had been sum real crazy weeks so far. Here’s to many more blogposts ahead. I thank y’all for always being here reading my shit despite me being pretty non-existent.

I pray words don’t forsake me, I am repentant and i will blog more ok.

Been wanting to do this quick blog post on a really cute lil reptilian cafe in Bangkok, Pratunam area yeah boy cuz Im a fucking typical tourist.

Set inside Neon street, (Talad Neon Night market) It’s super near GLOW pratunam so you can’t miss it.

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It’s right at the corner, so it’s easy to locate. You’ll see lil tortoises outside. The entire cafe is made out of containers.

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You can buy “pets food” to feed the rabbits and tortoises outside. Pity you can’t put the hares vs torty to a race but they are cute as hell and will make your 30baht super worth it.

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They have 1 beetle, 3 spiders, quite a few lizards, 1 frog, 4 noisy birds, some smelly porcupines and a lot of snakes.

If you are a reptile lover like me, you’d be thrilled to know the lizards are part of your guests at the tables.

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Some lil hats for your scaly friends.

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And yes, your tables are actually the snakes’ home. So you may enjoy looking at the snakes from your glass tables while chowing down on your waffles with icecream. Reasonable food – But DO order their coconut shake. Its fantastic.

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You can also take out the snakes if you can’t just “LOOK, DONT TOUCH”. Because here, everything also can touch one. Except the staff.

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Conquered my fear of spideys today by getting started with diz really friendly tarantula who did nothing but just stood still on my palm like a docile ornament.

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Please visit this cute cafe’s facebook if you are interested to know more:

https://www.facebook.com/slowbutsurecafe/

But No, I will not be going anywhere near Brown recluses or Goliath bird eaters or whatever shit.

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PVP ESPORTS in SINGAPORE!

 

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So yeah, I spent like 3k rm on this beautiful CM arcana costume. I really liked it and I felt it was money well spent despite abit of hiccups here and there. The material is awesome and every detail is intricate and accurate.

I think most importantly its super comfortable and I can wear it for the whole day. You know me, its practicability that comes first xD

 

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Had a “fun and wild” night with Swifty from Signify, hailing from India. Signify represented India in PVP esports and pitted against teams like Team Secret, LGD and Fnatic.

The champion was claimed by Team secret.

I am open to cosplay shoots and event jobs, simply drop me a dm on instagram : valeisky
or email me at voirvaleisky@gmail.com

 

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My viewer took this unglam photo of me But i find it funny as hell HAHAHA.
Anyway if you guys would like to catch me stream on bigo, I stream for 50 hours a month on bigo with the ID: Valeisky

Will be posting again soon with some new pics and updates on my hair.
BY NEXT WEEK. I have made a death pact on this. YES REALLY.

Signing off with love (for now but not FOREVER),
Your old and fat Goddess Valeisky

 

 

So Fucking Op

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So, your geographically dumb goddess went to SFO a couple of weeks back. I KNOW. I ONLY POST IT NOW. SORRY.

And I didn’t know SFO is smaller than Singapore. HAHA. Hey, it made me feel proud for a moment there. I also didn’t know they had so many homeless people 😦 and it made me feel sad. I think we Singaporeans have it too comfy here and this luxury gets into most of our heads.

*Think egoistic Singaporean men.*

I don’t think I can ever date a Singaporean man anymore. Somehow some part in me just died when it comes to love.

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For some unknown reason, despite the SFO air being really crisp and bloody cold, My skin was pretty bad. I know, sorry u cant really tell from this shitty Iphone captured selfie.

DID YOU KNOW, i GOOGLED THE WEATHER 2 WEEKS IN ADVANCE BEFORE I FLEW THERE, SO IT SHOWED ME “WEATHER 25 DEG” AND SUDDENLY WHEN I WENT, IT WAS LIKE LITERALLY 15.

So as you can imagine I almost died.

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Behold the most iconic “Everyone has to come here and take a pic” Golden Gate Bridge.

Call me hipster from another planet but I think people overhype stuff like that. I mean okay, we went to the bridge, everyone was taking pics. And then I’m like “So…. that’s it? Nothing to do here?”

NOTHING.

I was admiring the vast body of water and also dying from the cold more than anything. Was trying to picture how my body would be…. falling to the bottom of the sea… in this freezing water. Maybe there’s a school of fish that will devour my sad remains.

SO DARK I KNOW.

Everything is big in SFO. B I G

BIG SEA GULLS

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BIG GOOSE

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BIG SEA LION

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“Gud weather, just lion around mate.”

AND THE FOOD ALSO BIG PORTION. So are the prices………………….

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I TELL YOU THE SEAGULLS DAMN GANGSTA YA. WALKING ON THE ROADS LIKE ITS THEIR HOOD. 

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If you do visit Pier 39, you must go to this mechanic arcade. Its a fucking waste of money but cheap thrills brah.

Everything is so vintage and quite mesmerizing. It makes me wish I was able to be there in one of the actual “Circus” during their glory days.

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IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SHOWING A VIDEO BUT IM NOT SURE. TOO DUMB FOR THIS SHIT. This “Smart editor” thingy is too modern for me. Ol fashioned me still trying to use the HTML code to embed my video.

And some geese/ducks/birds just because I love animals.

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So, besides pigging on the Mac n Cheetos which is absolutely god damn delicious, the only food I find laudable there is this breakfast place.

http://frenchsoulfood.com/contact-us

Brenda’s French Soul food

652 Polk St @ Eddy
San Francisco, CA 94102

Must try: Shrimp and Grits!

I loved it so much I am gonna make my own rendition at home.

Its the kind of food you want to be eating when your boyfriend cheated on you, you lost your job, you gained 5 kgs and you want to end your life.

Eat this. Because it’s so warm, runny, cheesy and comforting that you will realise

YOU CAN’T DIE BECAUSE IF YOU R DED U CAN’T EAT GUD FOOD ANYMORE. AND THEN U LIVE. AND BE STRONG AND SURVIVE.

Will be uploading my attempt on this dish as soon as I get it up BUT THIS FUCKING WORDPRESS WOULDN’T EMBED MY VIDEOS.

Anyway I want to thank my amazing friend A and R for bringing me around in SFO. Thanks for making everything fun and memorable. :3 I appreciated your time and I want to see you again! Especially A, (because R came back to sg 2 weeks after I left. LMAO)

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HONG KONG

Had to stop over at HK because SFO is just so bloody far and ain’t nobody wants to miss out on HK because SASA.

So my friend wuz liek cum 0n bby I bring u Gud dimsum

When I saw the place, and this HOLY SHIT CHANDELIER I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN –

THE MONEY IN MY WALLET.

And boy was I right.

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It costed about 40 SGD PER PERSON and I mostly only ate what I showed you in the pics above. It was really really tasty, especially the lotus rice. But my stomach can’t stomach the exorbitant prices man.

I don’t love HK so much anymore. Until the day I become rich. Till then…

its gonna be HK cafe.

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A fucking big plate of fried rice + 2 toasts = 10 SGD. Stab me……..

Ok, at least they have Pret A Manger which is also overpriced. -_-

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DON’T ORDER THIS FROM COCO ICHIBANYA IF YOU EVER GO IN HK. You will regret it.

 

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I went back to SG and the first thing I wanted to eat was Cai Fan because I am down to earth and it feels good to only pay 3 dollars for this shit.

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Not to mention my skin got better even though Singapore was so hot that even Elsa would melt. But as usual you can’t see the fucking difference because Iphone.

Guess Lycan wasn’t really looking forward to me coming back because I shaved him botak and then proceeded to paste falsies on his eyes for fun.

 

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And also was almost going to purchase my first ever skink until I received news that the Hawk.G sponsor was pulling out, giving the boys only a week to evacuate. Which I find highly inhumane.

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The last pic I took of them. </3 The team officially disbanded. Only March, Faded and the newcomer WL going to continue but their efforts to find a new sponsor hasn’t been going great.

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Nonetheless I wish them all the best. And I’m gonna miss them greatly.

OK BEFORE I START CRYING. BYE.

Will be updating with another post by the end of this week.

Love ya!