Your goddess is crowned potato queen :’D

Hello my peasants. You will be remotely shocked to know that during the finals of the MTB pageant, your goddess here has taken the crown.

pageant queen potato



Are you as shocked as me? My mouth was gaping wider than a porn star on a large **** and even till now on a Monday morning I have yet to recover from it.

Here are some photos of the other pretty girls taken by a pool of photographers.

land rover girls


Is that hot or what :’D



muc off nurses


At the booth on the first day with them sexy muc off nurses! 😀



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Don’t ask me why I was standing in front… ITS BECAUSE I AM ONE OF THE SHORTEST THERE. thanks but no thanks to my mother’s genes. AHAHA.


pretty pageant girls

lol pageant 9 drumstick



Bevy of hot girls on your screen what more could you ask for right? Plus your goddess with her awkward pose and chicken drumstick thigh is in the photo 😀


Some selfies ~


cute poses

pretty girls



Anyway it’s a monday and Im going for my 3rd session of gold toning later~ Finally a rest day 😦

I just have this sudden urge to write a prose. Perhaps I will upload it later if I actually come around to finishing it. 😀



y u no like my photo

Hola my peasants.


First and foremost let me just start this post with, why the hell did you not like my pageant photo? I have been so annoying lately, asking people to like my photo. I really need someone to bitch slap me with a goose penis to remind me of greater priorities like, drawing dota 2 comics and doing my ab crunches.


But come on its my first ever pageant ain’t you guys gonna just support your goddess???? And honestly the bike festival look damn awesome. I would love to see them do those tricks like going over the humps and stuff. Like fast n furious bicycle version. Anyway if you are interested here’s the video:

I will be there on the 23rd August which is a saturday, if anyone cares 😥 from 12-2. Catch me wearing sneakers and ogling at handsome bikers. HAHAHAHAHA.

Ok before i finally start my post, HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PAGEANT PHOTO.

Please, click on the photo to like the photo. do not like the post ( you can like both LOL ) the photo is the one that has 170+ likes. So you’d know when you see the correct one. Hit like, and if you can help me ask ur friends to like la!!!


Okay la, enough of the pester. I won’t annoy you guys again with another pageant okay? HAHAHA.


Ya’ll know why they always say it takes time for people to rise up to fame… not everyone is an overnight sensation. That’s why we only actually watch and appreciate the Mv right now, 7 years after its release.




now i know why Jesus died for our sins.
Went to the Jeric salon yesterday to do my hair. It has been months and judging from how branded the shop is Im sure now you know why I keep so many months in between my visists. :’D poorgirl91.

soft brown dye

Before and after



Well then that’s 400 bucks into my crown of hay. Sorry I look shitty. I had no make up since it was also the date of my second Gold-toning facial treatment.

You know, one thing that really makes me want to revisit the place again (which im sure applies to many people) is when the person serving you actually remembers you, not just your name, but remembers what you two talked about, what are you currently doing in life etc and especially when they meet and serve new people every day.

On a side note, my smile is still terrible.




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HE FREAKING TOOK a photo of me when I was about to sneeze this is unforgivable.

I just got my punishment for drawing this:

yama kawaii



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HAHAHAHA. Fuck i look like some troll.

But please always remember that your goddess is awesome and sexy. No matter how she may sneeze. ❤


Here, have some chio bu on your screen to help wash that grotesque image of me away.

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Felicia and I at LIVE, some club/bar at JB. Sorry, I am sans make up again.


I will do another post when I get back. Love all of you ~~


Ramen Champion :O

I went to Ramen Champion for dinner last night, for the second time and decided to try Buta God. The owner of the stall is really handsome I must say. :’D

But the banner is really,,, the most attractive of all.


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Hi yes can I have a bowl of go to hell red hell ramen please. Yes absolutely I would definitely love to go to hell with no regrets.


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Well. apparently I wasn’t too brave about going to hell at such an early age so I decided to opt for their normal pork ramen… comes with fried gyoza and spring roll.


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But in my opinion, the taste wasn’t that fantastic. I know ramen’s soup was supposed to be salty but this is like as though its forged in the deepest altars of the salt gods. The soup base was more complicated than algebra and I didn’t finish it because my parents probably will have no money to pay for new kidneys 😥

I may consider going to hell the next time I visit the shop.



Please kill me I look so ugly 😥 Anyway in any case, please do help like this photo at the official page:

I think the event will be quite awesome! I mean with all the really fit and gorgeous guys that will be there 😉 😉 HAHAHA

I will not be contesting based on votes.. I mean if it was about popularity I think I might as well go order my coffin now. Hahaha.

But, I still love all of you 🙂