Food gracious me

I swear I feel like I am the world’s laziest person ever whenever I see the gigantic gap of the days in between each post.

I have been having too much fun every day after leaving the terrible office life that its getting criminal. So here I present to you my food findings just, you know, to make you envious and wishing you’ll have some time off to slack.

Its surprising how some people have this concept that people who “throw letter” (tender resignation) before finding another job are just being lazy and try to make up excuses. My standard reply to people like that, I tell them “Being unemployed is a luxury in Singapore. Bitch, I’m luxurious.”

You gotta admit, its true. HAHAHAHA. When I was stuck in the office job, I always go to work 35 mins earlier, and leave later than stipulated. And every single day I am desperately crawling towards the weekend. Some people like that routine and stability, but I can’t.

I AM A DANDELION. 

Anyway yes I have been trying to cram in as many activities as I can into these 2 short months before the review (for my next job) date is due, end May. I mentioned in my previous post that I will be going to Boracay BUT WHAT THE FUCK the plane timings are so weird and they don’t cater flights every other day.

WILL I BE STRANDED IN PINOYLAND IN THIS CASE? AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO GO PLAY LAN WITH THEM AND PEOPLE WILL SCOLD ME PUTAINGA MO. 

So yes sadly I changed it to Phuket. Boracay will have to wait till I find a PH boyfriend. ;D

My first stop will be Melaka this weekend. So, wait for me 😀

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So yes some goddess reviews. I love to eat but I am not hipster enough to do cafe hopping all the time (because most of these  places ulu as fuck and I only got my legs and an ezlink)

The hugely raved Spathe (Yes I did my online homework)

SPATHE PUBLIC HOUSE,
8 Mohamed Sultan Rd #01-01, 238958

 

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The exterior looks like some taiwanese eatery that sells pork buns and stuff. HAHAHA.

I love the interior though. Bricks. I just have this really unexplained fetish for all kinds of bricks. LOL.

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Yes, I just wanted to take a selfie with the brick wall behind. JUST HAD TO.

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It’s a simple menu with just a few choices. I, obviously took the most gluttonous one which was the heartiest full American breakfast and eggs done scrambled. Paired it with a strawberry lime cider.

I personally prefer Rekorderlig to Kopparberg.

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The highlight was the scrambled. It was done really really well. I still can’t really figure what did they put inside. But I’m sure there some sort of cooking cream/ milk kind of dairy. How else is it so moist and creamy!?!?!?!? :O

Everything else was so-so. The bread was the most O.O I didn’t touch it after one bite. The mushrooms were also really rich and creamy, and bacon was really salty thus if you add everything up you feel abit sick halfway through the meal.

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And of course we just had to have it served on some sort of a hipsterish wooden serving board.

I R8 it 7/10 for decor, 6/10 for value, and 7/10 for food.

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Just in case you guys have not realized it Sherlocks is here to inform he discovered that your goddess really likes brunches. All day breakfasts ; the creamy scrambled eggs, the smell of freshly brewed tea and coffee + daily made bread with snowy butter. GOD DAMN FOOOD. WHY AM I SO FAT, I JUST WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING.

The exercise that you need to do after that….

i cant do this

But who cares right.

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My next stop:

Fourty Hands
78 Yong Siak Street, #01-12, 163078

One of the really super ulu places. Thank god my friend drove. But even so we had to find it using GPS.

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I really really liked the decor of this place. All the little ornaments reminded me of the little trinkets that i will download in my sims 3 to spruce up the place. Everything there had a rustic feel and that’s my favorite.

I was seated right in front of the daily made goods. Looks really pleasing.

I ordered fresh orange juice with OF COURSE, THE BREAKFAST PLATTER. My friend ordered eggs Benedict with steak and potatoes.

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I prefer this one to the one at Spathe because I like my food to be comfort-ish. (Like, wet and sloppy). They have the beef sauce here which I really love as it seem to wonderfully complete the otherwise rather dry food items.

Loved the sausage, bacon was not too salty. Tomatoes were well grilled, you can still taste that charcoal.Mushrooms and scrambled were good, however the ones at Spathe were creamier and more flavorful.

And as for the flatbread/ pita.. it was O.O as well. I didn’t eat it after one bite. SOUNDS FAMILIAR. LOL. I think it would have been better if the dough was spread out thinner or maybe just hotter. This one was cold and the spread given was too little.

I wouldn’t have minded just traditional bread slices or a bun.

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Eggs Benedict was really good. Steak was nice, bun was soft and well toasted. The eggs…. Well I daresay it was done to perfection. Both eggs were round and beautifully shaped. Just the right temperature.

Potatoes were extremely delicious.

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I R8 8/10 for decor, 8/10 for value, 8/10 for food. It is definitely worth a visit. DESPITE IT BEING AT SOME REALLY RANDOM PLACE IN SINGAPORE. Just when you think Singapore is really small……

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After brunch, obviously it’s time to show somewhere to bring your girlfriend to for a fancy dinner. You know, just to show that you really love her and all.

I finally got to try Morton’s.

Morton’s, The Steakhouse
6 Raffles Blvd, Marina Square, 039797

It’s located inside Mandarin Oriental. And yes it’s pricey af.

IT FILLS YOU UP BUT EMPTIES YOU AT THE SAME TIME. *HA HA HA*

 

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This is the Morton’s bar, famous for their cocktails.

 

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I swear you could feel your wallet crying when you step into the restaurant.

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You can find their full menu on their website as well.

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My friend and I shared a Signature cut new york strip 20 Oz. He had shrimp alexander for starters whilst I had a crab cake.

Our meat was accompanied by sauteed mushrooms with spinach and mashed potatoes. MY ABSOLUTE FAV.

Restaurant was dimly lit and I was shooting with my shitty Iphone so yes I had to artificially brighten all the photos. The ambiance was good. We had some obnoxious Singaporean guy making alot of fuss next table but other than that it was all good.

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The shrimps were fresh and FREAKING ASS HUGE. LIKE REALLY.

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JUST LOOK IT CAN FILL UP THE ENTIRE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE BREAD ROLL PLATE. I’M NOT SHITTING YOU. But then again for such a hefty price I kinda expected the prawns to get up and dance jazz.

My crab cake:

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It was tasty, but the one I had in HongKong “The steakhouse” is much much better.

One half of the steak, medium rare; accompanied by mash with sour cream, a thick slab of butter and bacon. And of course, the spinach with mushrooms.

 

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It was good steak. I felt it was well prepared. It was balanced, and done-ness was on point. My chef friend said it wasn’t well rested after searing which resulted in alot of juice but hell I liked it anyway. As you know, I like stuff wet 😉

Potatoes were so sinful you’d be in heaven after a taste. Spinach was good but a tad too salty.

My friend had Crème brûlée for dessert which I opted for an extremely light one. Fresh strawberries with whipped cream. It doesn’t get any better than this.

It was really delicious.

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Give this place a try if you are just like me, REALLY LOVE YOUR STEAKS. And if you have extra to spare.

I R8 9/10 for ambiance, 9/10 for food.

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Ok that’s enough of food for now.

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I went to Aeon ( My regular Korean doctor for my laser ) to do a much hyped Hydro facial. The trial price was affordable. It was really good. *UPDATED as of 6/8* They no longer offer the trial due to overwhelming response but it is really good guys. I highly recommend it.

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They use a suction kind of tool to extract dirt instead of the old fashioned metal stick (remember my previous post I told you how the metal stick caused all the scars that I have till today)

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So this suction method is actually painless and scarless. Which is what you want. Weather is so bad recently so this hydro facial really worked so well. Just look at my skin. Shiny and fresh. HAHAHA.

If you are interested in the trial, please do drop by the clinic at

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9 Scotts Road #06-02/03 Scotts Medical Centre @ Pacific Plaza, 228210

This is their official website: http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg

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If you are interested in the laser or any other services, you can quote my name or just name my blog Voir Valeisky and they will give you a good price.

I bought a CC cream from them. 45 Dollars. Ok for sensitive and oily skin.

Before and after: (Sorry lighting is fucked as usual)

It sorts out the discoloration and uneven skin tone + gives extremely good coverage.

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So yes, I promise I will blog about my Melaka trip as soon as I am back. I PROMISE. OMG NO, YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH IN ME.

OK I WILL LOOK AT THIS GIF EVERY DAY I PROMISE.

Here, have some pics of me and lycan if you miss me whilst Im gone.

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Bye for now guys. Love ya.

 

 

NO RAGRETS.

Guys, 2015 is coming. Let’s just tell ourselves that we will have no ragrets even though we really made alot of shitty ass mistakes. At least we didn’t get a huge mistake tattooed on our chests. See? Some people have it worse than us 😉 😉

 

 

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I look like a retard. Don’t mind it. But hey I mean I was offered the rarest opportunity to like, learn about sea steel and hydrohammers and hydraulics okay.

 

Here’s a drawing for reference. HAHAHAHA. It’s actually pretty interesting, I read all the brochures from IHC whilst I was working at the booth with the Caucasians there. I made so many cups of coffee in that 2 days I worked, I think I can now work at Starbucks for double pay.

 

 

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I did a shoot at studio M and L was kind enough to get the executive room! The view is amazing and well yes it did bring back some memories. I hate myself for only remembering the happy ones. If I too remember the bad ones as well just like he did maybe I can move on completely instead of weeping around like a scotch brite sponge that’s too soaked up.

 

 

HAHA. IKR. My description is fucking accurate and relatable.

Anyway if you guys are planning to bring the bae to somewhere nice for an overnight ( I kno watchu wanna do in there 😉 )
Then you should give Studio M a try if you haven’t. It’s actually cheaper on weekends instead of weekdays because it is a business hotel.

Bring your bae there and show her YOU MEAN BUSINESS 😉 😉 😉

Book early, get 25% off. They have a festive sale right now as well. 25% off, with buffet breakfast for two. Don’t get the patio one. Get the deluxe and above. Your bed will be on the second floor. Which is better … right? You can do her from the door, to the tv, to the stairs, and then finally, on the bed. I’ve got it all mapped out for ya!

 

 

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One of the photos taken during the shoot. No, I wasn’t actually naked. It’s photoshopped la. Why else do you think I will have cleavage???? HAHAHAHA.

 

 

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Z bought me this whilst I was at work. And he’s so nice to buy the extra cheese :’) He told me this last night when I was still trying to get over the sadness: Cherish the ones in front of you…

Lol. It’s actually funny to hear it because its in Mandarin. And even funnier because lycan walked past when he said that.

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The only one who will love me forever 🙂 ok, at least until he dies. or sees an insect. HE WILL RUN AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN THE LURCH.

Anyway have you guys been to din tai feng lately. BECAUSE I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO ADORABLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK THERE.

Mr lawyer and I ordered 6 crabmeat+pork dumplings and 6 pork ones. So the crab ones arrived first AND THEY FUCKING CAME WITH THIS

 

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OMG MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT.

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ITS A FUCKING CRAB shaped piece of flour omg. OMG PLS. PLS WHY. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE PEOPLE PATRONIZE AGAIN BY RESORTING TO CUTENESS.

 

Speaking of food, I am pretty sure I am a certified food art-ist now.

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IS THIS HOW IT’S DONE????? FOOD ART.

HAHAHAHAHHA.

So anyway question for you guys.

 

WHAT COMES AFTER EATING.???

 

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😉 HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. please still continue to love me. PLZ.

PLZ.

 

Anyway before watching Mamma Mia, IV has suggested that he want to bring me to try Sky 57. YES I AM A LUCKY GIRL I KNOW.

SKY on 57

 (By celebrity chef Justin Quek)

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In the lift on the way up to 57. Pardon my make-up. I tried using kohl on the undereye AND I WON’T DO IT AGAIN. I look like I am 38 married with kids in this photo.

 

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To be honest what’s so fantastic about this view? It’s all just skyscrapers. Lmao. And yes, because Singapore needs us to remind her that shes fucking old, 50 years old grandma. I sure as hell think my mother will violently burn me alive on a stake if I ever so proudly announce her age publicly with a word art on the river.

 

 

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The restaurant is tucked away at the corner of level 57. It was raining that day, so it was quite a pity.

 

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I did not ask IV how much was the bill, but I assume it should be about 200+ for two of us, without any drinks. For that price, I kind of expected gold plated cutlery or a rare fire breathing orchid on my table. HA HA.

 

IV did the ordering being the foodie that he is. Basically, Chef’s signature.

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For starters, we had a cappuccino Mushroom soup. It was good, (once again, I like to drink soup so my opinion may be biased) So you just drink it like how the queen’d do her tea. Sip it with an air of elegance and British dignity, savor the flavorful mushrooms and yes! It is just like cappuccino with a light froth and easy on the palate.

 

 

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Then we had the much raved about Foie Gras Xiao Long Bao. My verdict? well it’s really very err,,, duck. You can say it ruffled my feathers. HA HA HA. did anyone get it >.>

But I have to say, the dumpling’s skin is extremely soft, and the filling is warm with a good broth. I’d say the skin definitely beats Din Tai Feng’s one hands down. DTF’s one gets really hard if you don’t finish eating the dumplings fast enough.

Sorry. I just read DTF as Down To Fuck. Let’s not abbreviate that anymore. LOL

And do we want to know how much does 5 pieces of dumplings cost? Nope, we don’t. HAHAHA

 


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For my main, IV got me the Baked miso black cod with lime and ginger butter because I love fish. And Cod is one of my favorite fish.

Verdict? I give 9/10 for the fish. There’s hardly any fault to pick with the fish. It’s a superb cut, fresh and plump too. The size is just right, not too tiny to make you think it’s stingy, but not too big that you can’t finish it.

However, I am not a fan of the sauce because it becomes a chore to eat after awhile since it is tangy and has a sweet after taste. And everything is soaked in the sauce. So you have sweet lime flavored fish and vegetables swimming around on your plate.

Sauce: 3/10
Presentation: 4/10

It really looks unappetizing as the specks of green floating around in the thick yellow pool + 2 strands of veg + some chopped veg (those that you feed ur kids) + raw greens on top just makes for a really overcrowded image that confuses your brain how the dish may taste like instead of delivering a clear, welcoming message.

I finished the fish by scraping the sauce off it actually. The fish is really excellent. I hope the Chef can come up with newer fusion options although I don’t think I can ever afford going there again. Maybe, if I marry a rich man with one foot in his grave. HAHA.

 

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IV had the pan roasted Sakura Chicken Supreme. So as you can see, the presentation again is really cluttered. Maybe its just my OCD kicking in.

So err… I am not a Chicken fillet/breast person (unless its women’s breasts) thus I can’t give a fair verdict about the taste. I had some of the Chicken and to be honest it tastes extremely ordinary like those you can get from your 3$ chicken rice stall at the kopitiam.
We went out to take a look at the view after dinner, but only for a short while as we were already late for our show (thus couldn’t afford to have dessert)

 

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No one was out sitting around and sipping on their 20++ glasses of wine as it was raining. But the view is breathtaking because now the boring sky scrapers light up like christmas trees.

 

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OVERALL:

Great view really. 8/10
Value for Money (How does this even apply here lol)
Creativity: 7.5/10
Taste: 6/10
Presentation: 4/10

I guess you can say I am a kampong girl who don’t know how to appreciate fine dining, but nonetheless IV and I had a good time chatting and he was so worried I wouldn’t like the food. However, he doesn’t know that its not the food but the company that matters 🙂

 

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It turns out IV is a true ABBA fan! He knows most of the lyrics and we were singing along to the fantastic show. They are no longer showing anymore however if they come back to MBS again you really have to give the show a go.

Our tickets were the standard ones, 168 each. Ouch. HAHA.

The cast is amazing, great vocals and extremely good acting. It was funny, emotional and at the same time easy to understand. But if you are planning to bring your ah gong ah ma who can’t really understand slang then better not because there are no subtitles… obviously. Its a play. hahaha.

Everyone was grooving along and dancing at the end. It was a nice feeling because everyone around us was so happy.

 

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IV bought me a pack of sweets from my favorite confectionery company to nibble on during the show. My favorite is TANGY BLISS where the jellies are sour on the outside, and has a gooey surprise center. Why is it my favorite? Because my favorite flavor is Lime, and in TANGY BLISS, its a 50-50 of orange and lime. So normally, I will eat all the lime and leave the orange ones in the fridge for my family (mainly my sister) LOL.

 

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IV bought us the Mamma Mia booklet to keep as memory 🙂

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Here, have a blurred image of your goddess in her electric blue maxi in front of a gigantic tree.

 

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My dog is the reason why I am not ranked 1 in the world for laziness.

 

THE ONE THING THAT WETS MY PANTIES LIKE NO OTHER.

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I CANT BELIEVE I AM FINALLY GETTING MY HANDS ON THIS BABY. The newest! Asus Rog G751. Touted one of the best on the market now, with desktop equivalent performances. The Asus JY model features the new 980M Nvidia graphic card, 4GB DDR5 with 16 gb of RAM + 1TB HDD + 128GB SSD.

I realized the specs differ on different websites. but this info I have is found on the Asus product guide.

What’s amazing is that it has dual fans with impeccably designed heat vents to make sure this gaming monster is always kept cool to the touch and not to mention it fucking looks like a Ferrari on the exterior.

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY A FERRARI, GET THIS ROG LAPTOP AND THEN BUY NEED FOR SPEED AND BUY YOUR VIRTUAL FERRARI INSIDE. 

Sadly, I did not get the JY because its 2.9k. Even though most of the money for the laptop is kindly sponsored by one of my lovely peasants, (will dedicate the post to him once the laptop is here) I decided that the extra 700$ from my own pocket will murder my bank account.

I got the JT model, which is the 2nd tier of the Asus gaming series. Basically everything is the same as the JY model, except that its running on the 970M graphic card (but still awesome) only 3gb DDR5, 8Gb ram and fucking 8gb SSD.

But after much contemplation despite the gaming freak in me calling out nastily for me to just punch digits into the ATM and get the JY, I decided not to because I am not playing battlefield nor Assassins creed nor anything that’s really extremely hardcore graphic dependent.

I’m fucking playing dota 2 for fuck’s sake. It’s not like with the JY model the walrus punch in game will become 3D and hit me in the face. HAHAHA.

This is how poor people console themselves and to always be contented with what they have. NO RAGRETS BRO.

And i am already a very lucky girl to be given a sponsored gaming laptop 🙂

Here, have a photo of it and grovel upon its presence.

My life will then be complete. OMG 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

 

 

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Mr lawyer is going to kill me for this. BUT ITS JUST TOO ADORABLE AND I HAVE TO POST IT.

 

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Almost as adorable as the blue tongue skink that I want to buy. However the main problem that I am facing is that there is no space in my tiny bedroom. I used to have all these happy fantasies of staying with J and keeping an assortment of pets in his spacey front yard. Haha.

Now that I know they can only ever be fantasies I guess its time for me to start putting my sims 2 building skills to use and draw up plans to buy a bed frame and a new cupboard which can substitute the mammoth 2nd cupboard (mind you, I have 3 cupboards in my room and 1 tub of clothes in the storeroom) and leave space to hold the tank for my skink.

Sigh. Given the fact that I intend to have a gigantic sulcata, a snake, 2 dogs, an iguna and a bird on top of my skink, I guess no guy’s gonna marry me and no girls are going to visit my house. 😥

 

ZOUKOUT 2014

And nope. I am not your usual party-goer clubber siao EDM fan. I worked for RIPCURL during zoukout as their dunking model and it sure as hell wasn’t all that glamorous. Like really, the guys were all just trying to get me wet.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 😉

LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no plz don’t think otherwise. HAHAHA.

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Managed to find time to take a photo on the 2nd day. Are you wondering why my make up still looks immaculate even having submerged in the freezing water over and over again for 4 hours?

Because

I AM THE GODDESS.

Okay, the fact aside, fret not. you can also look as fabulous as your goddess.

I am just using a CC cream which i bought from Watsons, called Visual Therapy by 1028. I think its a korean brand.

Then, I used the Colorstay concealer by Revlon. It is really lasting and delivers the long hours of locking as promised.

I complete the foundation by dusting on a nicely scented face powder which has no brand. HAHAHA. Its also from Watsons, priced at about 22$ usual price. It comes in 4 types, Matte&natural (the one i am using), Radiant, For acne and Youthful.

Comes in a compact round casing with a beautiful and smooth gliding puff.

I strongly recommend the eyeliner I am using. It stays on and its a gel type one for people like me who can’t handle precision point liquid liners. A huge range of colors too. I am using the GELPRESSO, korean brand and also can be found in watsons. Usual price is about 20+.

I used brown, for my upper lids, and silver for my lower.

My lipstick is also by Revlon, the very popular Revlon Colorburst, which Emma Stone was the Brand Ambassador for.

Brow pencil is also lasting, from the Body shop.

 

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This was taken on the first day, and I did not put much make up because I thought I may end up looking like this:

And yes. Her boobs damn sexy. LOL. She’s Jesslyn, the other model who was working with me.

 

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For those of you who couldn’t manage to get a ticket. Here’s a photo of mine. You can print it out and hang it on your wall.

 

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And yes, also have a photo of what you missed. I wish Zoukout had the Mambo Jumbo tent. I guess that era of good music is dying off already.

 

Some things were just not meant to last. :(
And I need to remind myself that every day.

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Hello guys its your goddess blogging in the dark at 2 in the morning feeling like shit because she’s fat and her tummy won’t magically disappear in the morning.

So ya the story goes my personal friends got to know about me winning the pageant and like doing more photoshoots lately and they have been SO SUPPORTIVE THAT I JUST CAN’T.

 

I want to fucking murder all of you.

 

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Yama showed me some of the photos for the blogshop again OMG its so lovely. YOUR GODDESS LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT DAMN DRESS Y’ALL BETTER AGREE.

 

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This is the dress that I got from Tracy, but mine is black. ITS SO FREAKING NICE I TELL YOU I WORE IT TODAY.

 

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When the wind blows and the chiffon splays at the slit and flutter gracefully, you’d feel like motherfucking America next top model bro.

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Soz there was no wind when I took this picture.. next time I bring a huge ass fan out for my photos ok?

So being an ugly bitch that I am I still have yet to find that perfect foundation for me which suits my current skin condition as you know, I am eating isotretinoin and it dries up my face. I saw this on advertisement:

 

lancome foundation

 

If you do photoshoots and there is flash, sometimes if you use normal foundations/finishing powders that reflect you are gonna look like a fucking diamond in the sky. And I can’t emphasize more than enough on the importance of a good foundation that suits your skin and actually matches your skin tone.

In case any one of my readers is a girl (Which will truly surprise me IN A GOOD WAY) and does not know this, Your goddess has an advice for you. always get professional help before you buy your foundation. Know your skin. Are you pink tone or yellow tone? I am yellow tone, whilst my sister is pink.

Pink tone means your skin is naturally rosy, you can see it just by looking at your arms. Its like as tho you look like you perma had a good workout and your skin’s pink in health and all. I am a fucking yellow kunt so everytime before I purchase the foundation I will always make sure the one im buying is yellow tone. Else I will look like a rubbish bin. I learned this from a MUA from M.A.C cosmetics. I have seen alot of girls who used powder too light for their faces. But I don’t dare to tell them cuz I ain’t no expert. I’ll just try not to look but I feel bad for not saying since I made that mistake and I dont want people to do it and omg how.

So it basically just felt like this

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So in all, me being the resourceful and cheapo auntie that I am I got my mum to help me get some samples of this Lancome Teint Miracle which is supposed to “look great in all sorts of lighting”. sounds sibei incredible. Your goddess shall offer to experiment with it and let you know if shit’z good.

 

Talking about good shit I had a good shit today, and ate some really good food (that will still end up as shit, but good shit. That’s how good shit comes about. It’s a chicken and egg theory.)

It’s Koh’s grill and sushi bar at Wisma Atria, 4th floor, smack right in food republic.

Credits to Chiam Hui Y’s blog

 

It’s already super popz so I do not need to write much as there are awesome reviews everywhere. Here’s your goddess’ tips on having a pleasant dining experience there:

1) always go during off peak hours, like 2-4pm or you will definitely rate 0 for service and 2/5 for quality because its so crowded you may need an oxygen mask.

2) the best time to order sushi is when the chef (wearing white) called Patrick is the one making it. He is friendly, and has a photographic memory. I always get extra roe when I order my sushi 🙂

3) Remember to try their shiok maki, obviously. I prefer the first gen. Its 16.80$ for the full plate, (8 pcs) they sell 4 pcs too.

4) Have their grill, because its authentic charcoal grill! Tasty charred bits without being over the top. (If you go during peak hour, I think you can expect a chao ta fish.)

5) Make full use of their lunch menus, they have amazing value deals. (Thus, go during off peaks, before dinner for the $friendly meals)

 

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This is the bento set 1, priced at 10.90$ Mine costs 13.90 because I changed my rice to cha soba. In honest opinion, their cha soba is not that fantastic, but if u top up a dollar, they give u a quail egg. Which is priceless because it really enhances the flavor of the cha soba. It has 5 pcs of juicy fresh salmon, some fruit and a tasty grilled saba.

 

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I posted this on my insta, just thought you may want to look at it again. I am not kidding when I said its orgasmic. Because you may actually give up having sex for awhile after tasting this. Remember, stuff that shit into your mouth in one bite. Do not pick out the avocado. I hate avocado but, without it, it’s like….. IT’S LIKE LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF AN ECCHI COMIC. A HOT GIRL WITHOUT NIPPLES. TRUST ME.

 

Look at that. Just look at it. It’s freaking gaowei to look at it. There’s nothing there. There’s NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE. So please. if you take out the strip of avocado THERE IS NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE. Not shiok anymore without something stuck inside…… 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

HAHAHAHA OK ENOUGH OF MY SEXUAL INNUENDOES it’s already 2.40 I need to stop being cranky.

 

 

 

Lamborghini aventador

This is a Lamborghini Aventador. There’s some display thingy like near DFS. I am pretty sure I need to work 500 lifetimes to get just one rim of the car but well.. looking is free ;’D

 

wooooow hot people

 

I am addicted to grapefruit recently. It’s so delicious. You should eat citrus because its so pulpy and yummy. Vitamin C, lowers cholesterol, prevents kidney stones, AND IT HELPS YOUR BALLS IF YOU HAVE PROSTATE CANCER. it repairs the dna in your balls!!!!!!! Not that I have balls, but wtf its rated one of the healthiest fruits. And if the goddess thinks its good, IT IS GOOD, you lil shits.

 

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So before it hits 3am and ju on comes out of the closet to scare me, I just want to thank Albert for the cheese whiz hand carried from Philippines! I will be posting the recipes you can do with cheez whiz and then laugh at you BECAUSE BITCH U AINT GOT NO CHEEZ WHIZ.

 

cheez whiz and lycan

 

thanks albert

 

 

My enormous forehead… omg. I remember people always call me luo han fish 😥

 

Ya, don’t tell me. I am surrounded by shitty friends.

 

 

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Anyone interested? He’s an I.T programmer so boy can he clock you like a computer 😉 😉 😉 LOL I SOUND LIKE MARRIAGE AGENCY I DON’T MEAN IT SORRY ALBERT PLEASE I STILL NEED YOU TO BUY CHEEZ WHIZ FOR ME. HAHAHAHA

 

 

And…. I really wanted to put in my best for the upcoming shoots especially for some of the remaining clothes which I have yet to help Tracy model so after throwing away both pairs of my shoes 😥 that day I had to go get new ones!

 

every girl needs these shoes

 

Every girl needs these shoes! The wedges costed a bomb D; BUT, as a person who can absolutely never be a financial advisor I’d say its a good investment. HA HA HA.

Speaking of good investment I went to NSC today and spent 600. 418 dollars worth of medicine and the remaining to listen to the SENIOR consultant (means cost more) talk about 3 sentences to me AND PAY THEM TO TAKE SOME OF MY PRECIOUS BLOOD WTF DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

 

 

nsc medicine

 

Guys guys, so please I am poor girl 91. I can offer to clean your room for 50dollars. GOOD BARGAIN SINCE ITS THE GODDESS.

 

Let me end this crankiness with 3 photos:

ty neek for inecto

 

Cuz its always good to see your goddess with her garbage expression, hugging all her inecto products. Feel free to touch my hair in a few days time. Thanks to Nicholas for helping me get all these. (Y)

 

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LYCAN POSING WITH A LARGE BOX OF ROYCE CHOCOLATE WTF I KNOW ITS CUTE I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

 

 

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Feeder…………….. 😥

 

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