I want 2 crai

Hello guys its your goddess blogging in the dark at 2 in the morning feeling like shit because she’s fat and her tummy won’t magically disappear in the morning.

So ya the story goes my personal friends got to know about me winning the pageant and like doing more photoshoots lately and they have been SO SUPPORTIVE THAT I JUST CAN’T.

 

I want to fucking murder all of you.

 

freaking nanda
liam meme

 

Yama showed me some of the photos for the blogshop again OMG its so lovely. YOUR GODDESS LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT DAMN DRESS Y’ALL BETTER AGREE.

 

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This is the dress that I got from Tracy, but mine is black. ITS SO FREAKING NICE I TELL YOU I WORE IT TODAY.

 

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When the wind blows and the chiffon splays at the slit and flutter gracefully, you’d feel like motherfucking America next top model bro.

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Soz there was no wind when I took this picture.. next time I bring a huge ass fan out for my photos ok?

So being an ugly bitch that I am I still have yet to find that perfect foundation for me which suits my current skin condition as you know, I am eating isotretinoin and it dries up my face. I saw this on advertisement:

 

lancome foundation

 

If you do photoshoots and there is flash, sometimes if you use normal foundations/finishing powders that reflect you are gonna look like a fucking diamond in the sky. And I can’t emphasize more than enough on the importance of a good foundation that suits your skin and actually matches your skin tone.

In case any one of my readers is a girl (Which will truly surprise me IN A GOOD WAY) and does not know this, Your goddess has an advice for you. always get professional help before you buy your foundation. Know your skin. Are you pink tone or yellow tone? I am yellow tone, whilst my sister is pink.

Pink tone means your skin is naturally rosy, you can see it just by looking at your arms. Its like as tho you look like you perma had a good workout and your skin’s pink in health and all. I am a fucking yellow kunt so everytime before I purchase the foundation I will always make sure the one im buying is yellow tone. Else I will look like a rubbish bin. I learned this from a MUA from M.A.C cosmetics. I have seen alot of girls who used powder too light for their faces. But I don’t dare to tell them cuz I ain’t no expert. I’ll just try not to look but I feel bad for not saying since I made that mistake and I dont want people to do it and omg how.

So it basically just felt like this

trying but i just cant

 

 

So in all, me being the resourceful and cheapo auntie that I am I got my mum to help me get some samples of this Lancome Teint Miracle which is supposed to “look great in all sorts of lighting”. sounds sibei incredible. Your goddess shall offer to experiment with it and let you know if shit’z good.

 

Talking about good shit I had a good shit today, and ate some really good food (that will still end up as shit, but good shit. That’s how good shit comes about. It’s a chicken and egg theory.)

It’s Koh’s grill and sushi bar at Wisma Atria, 4th floor, smack right in food republic.

Credits to Chiam Hui Y’s blog

 

It’s already super popz so I do not need to write much as there are awesome reviews everywhere. Here’s your goddess’ tips on having a pleasant dining experience there:

1) always go during off peak hours, like 2-4pm or you will definitely rate 0 for service and 2/5 for quality because its so crowded you may need an oxygen mask.

2) the best time to order sushi is when the chef (wearing white) called Patrick is the one making it. He is friendly, and has a photographic memory. I always get extra roe when I order my sushi 🙂

3) Remember to try their shiok maki, obviously. I prefer the first gen. Its 16.80$ for the full plate, (8 pcs) they sell 4 pcs too.

4) Have their grill, because its authentic charcoal grill! Tasty charred bits without being over the top. (If you go during peak hour, I think you can expect a chao ta fish.)

5) Make full use of their lunch menus, they have amazing value deals. (Thus, go during off peaks, before dinner for the $friendly meals)

 

koh's grill and sushi bar bento set 1

This is the bento set 1, priced at 10.90$ Mine costs 13.90 because I changed my rice to cha soba. In honest opinion, their cha soba is not that fantastic, but if u top up a dollar, they give u a quail egg. Which is priceless because it really enhances the flavor of the cha soba. It has 5 pcs of juicy fresh salmon, some fruit and a tasty grilled saba.

 

shiok maki first gen
I posted this on my insta, just thought you may want to look at it again. I am not kidding when I said its orgasmic. Because you may actually give up having sex for awhile after tasting this. Remember, stuff that shit into your mouth in one bite. Do not pick out the avocado. I hate avocado but, without it, it’s like….. IT’S LIKE LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF AN ECCHI COMIC. A HOT GIRL WITHOUT NIPPLES. TRUST ME.

 

Look at that. Just look at it. It’s freaking gaowei to look at it. There’s nothing there. There’s NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE. So please. if you take out the strip of avocado THERE IS NOTHING IN THE MIDDLE. Not shiok anymore without something stuck inside…… 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

HAHAHAHA OK ENOUGH OF MY SEXUAL INNUENDOES it’s already 2.40 I need to stop being cranky.

 

 

 

Lamborghini aventador

This is a Lamborghini Aventador. There’s some display thingy like near DFS. I am pretty sure I need to work 500 lifetimes to get just one rim of the car but well.. looking is free ;’D

 

wooooow hot people

 

I am addicted to grapefruit recently. It’s so delicious. You should eat citrus because its so pulpy and yummy. Vitamin C, lowers cholesterol, prevents kidney stones, AND IT HELPS YOUR BALLS IF YOU HAVE PROSTATE CANCER. it repairs the dna in your balls!!!!!!! Not that I have balls, but wtf its rated one of the healthiest fruits. And if the goddess thinks its good, IT IS GOOD, you lil shits.

 

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So before it hits 3am and ju on comes out of the closet to scare me, I just want to thank Albert for the cheese whiz hand carried from Philippines! I will be posting the recipes you can do with cheez whiz and then laugh at you BECAUSE BITCH U AINT GOT NO CHEEZ WHIZ.

 

cheez whiz and lycan

 

thanks albert

 

 

My enormous forehead… omg. I remember people always call me luo han fish 😥

 

Ya, don’t tell me. I am surrounded by shitty friends.

 

 

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Anyone interested? He’s an I.T programmer so boy can he clock you like a computer 😉 😉 😉 LOL I SOUND LIKE MARRIAGE AGENCY I DON’T MEAN IT SORRY ALBERT PLEASE I STILL NEED YOU TO BUY CHEEZ WHIZ FOR ME. HAHAHAHA

 

 

And…. I really wanted to put in my best for the upcoming shoots especially for some of the remaining clothes which I have yet to help Tracy model so after throwing away both pairs of my shoes 😥 that day I had to go get new ones!

 

every girl needs these shoes

 

Every girl needs these shoes! The wedges costed a bomb D; BUT, as a person who can absolutely never be a financial advisor I’d say its a good investment. HA HA HA.

Speaking of good investment I went to NSC today and spent 600. 418 dollars worth of medicine and the remaining to listen to the SENIOR consultant (means cost more) talk about 3 sentences to me AND PAY THEM TO TAKE SOME OF MY PRECIOUS BLOOD WTF DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

 

 

nsc medicine

 

Guys guys, so please I am poor girl 91. I can offer to clean your room for 50dollars. GOOD BARGAIN SINCE ITS THE GODDESS.

 

Let me end this crankiness with 3 photos:

ty neek for inecto

 

Cuz its always good to see your goddess with her garbage expression, hugging all her inecto products. Feel free to touch my hair in a few days time. Thanks to Nicholas for helping me get all these. (Y)

 

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LYCAN POSING WITH A LARGE BOX OF ROYCE CHOCOLATE WTF I KNOW ITS CUTE I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

 

 

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Feeder…………….. 😥

 

Good night guys. ❤ Well actually good morning. And remember, if you like what you read and you want to BE ONE OF MY PEASANTS please do subscribe to the mailing list. Just put in your email! 🙂

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