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HOLAAAAA EVERYONE.

I will just start by showing you some pics of Asian food. (Ironically cooked in a Western country) BUT IT DOESNT MATTER.

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I am already 3/4 done with my long haul in UK and US. However, I swear I will never touch another burger for the next 1 year. I never knew I could miss Chinese food so much. I PROMISE I WILL EAT MORE RICE WHEN I GET HOME.

These lovely photos are taken in a cosy little shop in Melbourne. 10.50 AUD per plate. Expensive as hell. I ordered the one in the middle. My favorite! Preserved veg with shredded pork over steamed rice with lots of chilli. That chilli is so fragrant. Reminds me of my grandmother. Very homemade and delicious. And after tasting the other plates I can safely say I made the right choice. LOL.

Went walking down King William’s street and just had to stop by this grilled cheese van. I always had a little dream to own something like that. I want to sell baked rice and soups. HAHAHA.

The guys manning the van has this “Feed the homeless” where you can pay it forward. I donated 2.50 😀 and a few moments later I saw an old man walking up to them to ask if they have any grilled cheese sandwich to spare. As he hobbled away to a small shady spot to have his lunch, I felt so contented inside.

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Pretty cool huh? Anyway why the hell is cotton on more expensive in Australia than Singapore. I ended up buying cheeses and humongous strawberries home instead of the Sun Surf Summer-ish clothes that I was fantasizing of getting.

And let’s all remember Australia shops close at 5pm so I spent the whole day watching Friends. Do you know I have not watched the telly for like years? I fumbled with the control.

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Ya, like with the mask and all.

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Being the luxuriously indulgent little shit that I am, I popped in milk bath salts into the steaming tub. Opened the fresh strawberries and just took a long soak. I was picturing myself to be Goddess Elizabeth bathing in the fresh young virgin blood to maintain my deathly youth and beauty. HAHAHAHA.
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Nothing else on your face truly matters when you have eyebrows. HAHAHA.

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Here’s a mandatory scenery shot to show you that I really went there and not a photoshop genius. Because if I was, I wouldn’t look so bloody fat in this photo. It was just the jeans. Did I tell you? I threw em away. Buying it wasn’t the most jeanius shopping decision I made. HA HA HA.

Sorry, this shot is in Adelaide by the way.

HAHAHA THAT INTENTIONAL RHYME.

HAHAHAHAHHAA. FUCK.

Anyway enough of my trips. I went to Costal Settlement at that super ulu and super faraway place in Singapore. Opposite Changi hospital. What the fuck so expensive.

I ordered the mushroom soup and lamb racks. 14++ , 36 ++. The greens on the plate were largely confusing to my palate so I went full predator mode and only finished the lamb.

:/ Verdict? I think I rather visit the haunted hospital.

I miss my boyfriend. 5 more days to seeing him 😀 What if he forgot who I am. OMG. or he got a new owner. Insecurities……

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Hehe. I will be updating again when I get home. PROMISE! 4th of December. Wait for itttt.

Streaming on 4th December, afternoon.

That’s a sunday okay. Don’t tell me you got no time.

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Post mortem

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Things that bind will always vie, for crevices in your heart that lies.

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Good afternoon everyone.

Sorry I disappeared for 5 billion years and almost witnessed World War III. It has been a hectic couple of weeks and I’m close to the end of my training so after some housekeeping I will be able to focus more on my “alter ego” social media. LOL.

I never had someone telling me Voir Valeisky is an alter ego that I created. So when my batchboy said that I wanted to laugh.

That isn’t my alter ego. That’s me. My alter ego is the one I bring to work… more like. HAHAHAHA.

That being said, thanks for subscribing to me guys. And once I graduate I will be able to blog more frequently with all the beautiful photos that I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO TAKE FOR YOU.

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Let’s also pay tribute to the Thailand king. May our prayers be with him and the whole of Thailand.

 

La muerte del corazón

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I witnessed myself die today. An illogical, irrational kind of death. 

It wasn’t exactly quiet because I was choked in tears before that, but right when my heart goes into cardiac arrest, yes. Everything froze. I clutched my heart as though the pain was physical.

In fact right at that moment I wished it was physical. I wanted it to be something that I could either treat at the doctor’s, or something that I could physically die from. But it wasn’t.

It was the worst kind of death. My heart wasn’t lain to rest. It just remained in its stricken state, plagued by such emotional epilepsy that wouldn’t seem to leave even after my heart was rendered motionless.

If breathing wasn’t voluntary, I believe it would have stopped too. Since a long time ago, I have asked myself; How do you describe a heartache?

There really isn’t an answer because this pain; this torment is so ineffable.

There are different kinds of love. But this kind of love, as I have experienced in my course of life, albeit still inexperienced; hurts the longest and cuts the deepest – When you lose yourself loving someone, only to realize that person no longer loves you.

It was a slow death. Eating away at your soul, and then finally, when your skin is tender from the gradual peeling, when your heart is knocked senseless, the sharp knife comes at you from the shadows.

You feel back flow of blood cascading, gushing past the valves. Your eyes widen with shock as the control of all 5 senses abandon you in a split second.

Immobility; and then the aftershock kicks your tear glands to an overdrive. The tears cloud your vision and you crumble into a pile, Fetal position, as though in meek attempt to protect your heart.

He has left. for good.

And what’s the worst? “The things belonging to me at your house, you can do whatever you want with it.”

But I loved you. And I think, I will be for a long long time.

 

 

TRIPPED

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I was having such a blast that I literally forgot to breathe. HAHAHA.

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Hola everyone ~~

Your goddess is extremely lazy. She has been neglecting her blog readers and stream viewers but that’s going to change because shes hereeeeee.

I am still waiting for the most important call of my life. It hasn’t arrived yet and I do not have a good feeling. But a part of me believes that my grandpa will send down his blessings from heaven.

So yes after Melaka I went to do snorkeling in Bintan. The place I stayed was largely fantastic and they have packages for singles just in case you want to go alone as well. This is their official website:

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I highly recommend this place because its awesome as hell. I got to stay in the Jacuzzi suite. Yes, you got it right. I have a Jacuzzi sitting in my balcony overlooking the sea. Kinky as anything… the couple next door were having some really rough sex.

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They have this activities board that tells you the timings of the activities they provide. It’s all affordable and quite an experience. I chose snorkeling, which included the kelong visit. Extremely worth it. HAHAHA.

 

You get to jump onto that net right in the sea. Really fun. I did it a couple of times until my dive instructor laughed at me. HAHAHA.

They kept the live lobsters and prawns at the Kelong, and will deliver it when the hotel guests order the seafood feast for dinner.

 

Had the spa which was included in the package that I took. I really liked the scrub and mask. Made from natural ingredients and smells delicious. I read somewhere, if it’s safe for you to eat, its safe on your skin.

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Dinner is included in the package. I had the lamb chops over the seafood feast because lamb. I just cannot resist. HAHAHA.

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The food is exceptional :’D I was expecting lesser because it was part of a package and you know normally they will give u some shitty ass fare. Mango juice was from freshly blended mango, you could still taste that lil fur strands when sipping it.

Lamb chops were out of the world – Beautifully grilled until tender. I had to pass my compliments to the chef. You hardly get good lamb chops in Singapore! Most of them cost a bomb too.

I highly recommend you to try this if you love lamb just as much as I do.

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The chairs by the beach were romantic as hell but I walked over to the swings and I nearly froze because it looked like a scene straight out of conjuring or the exorcism.

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I half expected a pontianak to appear in the photo after snapping this pic. Freaking scary as anything.

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But I couldn’t resist the swings because Singapore don’t seem to have any more left :’D

I loved the swings. They were the traditional kind, made from wood and rope. No creaky sounds that serve as a painful reminder of how you are no longer a child and how fat you are. HAHAHA.

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I would definitely visit the resort again. Hope you guys like the review and let me know if you are going to give it a shot! Bring me with you xD

My next destination was PHUKET.

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I think I found my most favorite thing about Changi Airport and that’s their toilets. Its the cleanest across all the places and countries I have visited and just LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING. Full windows with airy ceilings. God I look just like a goddess here 😉
HAHAHAHAHA U DIDNT SEE THAT.

But well I really hope I will be going to their toilets more than just often…

The place I stayed at is

Avista Hidden Getaway.

I used Agoda. Its a lovely place and was highly recommended on their website.

It IS really gorgeous. It felt like the palaces of the greek gods. Hehe. And the staff are all dressed in long white flowy dresses that really completed the look.

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And how would ANYONE resist sitting in the lounge chairs set in elegant marble, surrounded by softly illuminated water.

Absolutely heavenly. hehehe.

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It’s facing the full view of the mountains, and a huge Jacuzzi lies in the open on the balcony. I didn’t pay for this room actually. I booked the cheaper one. But due to some (fortunate) mistake they upgraded me for free. HAHAHAHA.

 

They have an infinity pool overlooking the wilderness, with a pool bar that angmohs really love. HAHAHA.

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I swam a little and then sought refuge from the sun at the water jets massage area tucked away at a cosy corner of the pool.

And then, one more tick off my bucket list; I finally got to do my parasailing.

It was just a really really short experience and fucking expensive.

Costed about 70 SGD inclusive of tips, for just a mere 8 mins? Totally not worth it.

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Laid on the sand and pondered about how loserish my life is whilst constantly getting approached by peddlers. It was kind of overwhelming to be bearable.

Made a sandcastle with a moat with my bare hands. Miss the days as a child with my own set of sandcastle tools. Lol.

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I found this extremely cute. LOL. For all the drunk people that overstayed in the pubs, you can make your own hangover cure here in their restaurant at the hotel.

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I got coerce into entering this really ditsy looking bar and god damn, the waitresses are like hungry ravens, hard selling you into buying them shots so that they can get commission. Like what the fuck, you approach me?!?!?!? Why would I buy it for u xD

It got pretty annoying because they will NOT stop asking you for it. I had a couple of beers and left. And its pretty expensive too. One beer is about 16 SGD.

Like motherfucking christ, what is it made of!??!! GOLD FLAKES? OR was it brewed for 10000 years.

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I had a strawberry daiquiri as well that tasted worse than the cough syrup you find in clinics.

The massages in BKK are only about 8 SGD (200 THB) per hour, and the 3.5 hours full body treatment is only about… 35-40 sgd?

Its about 80 sgd here. WHAT THE FUCK. And only 2 hours.

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I sported a tan and felt like I really changed nationality. God damn.

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Had lunch at coffee club because apparently they have no street stalls here that sells proper and delicious food unlike Bangkok.

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It was good tho. HAHAHA. dat burger. worth running 50 km.

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My favorite meal is the traditional basil minced pork that I ordered as room service at the hotel. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. ITS CHEAPER THAN THE FOOD I HAD OUTSIDE. God damn. Fucking overpriced shit everywhere.

But I finished the entire thing xD

And so that pretty much sums up my Phuket trip. I would say… I don’t think I will go back there again. Maybe to other parts, but definitely not to the same place. Everything is too touristy and too catered to the western market.

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ANYWAY DID I TELL YOU GUYS I ADOPTED A STRAY AND Z NAMED HER GYRO. HAHAHAHA

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My little baby. I miss her alot whenever I see lycan. But I don’t know if I will get to see her again because Z and I have kinda ceased all communication. Or rather, I gave up on trying to make things work.

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The feeling of loving someone so much, really petrifies me sometimes. Especially when the pain he inflicts on you just cuts you so deep into your soul, and there’s just so much pain that you don’t know what to do with it nor how to make it stop.

OK SORRY LOL SO EMO ALL THE SUDDEN WTF. GET YOUR SHIT TGT MISS VALEISKY.

ANYWAY WAS AT SOME RANDOM ULU JB MALL WHEN I SAW THIS:

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Creepy as fuck. This is not meant to be an insult to any religion whatsoever. JUST WHY WOULD YOU DRAPE UR MANNEQUINS LIKE THAT.

Went to KL for Gameplan and Ages. ALL THE CUTE YOUNG VIRGINSSSSS WHERE U AT.

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With the extremely sexy and handsome + eligible + alot of cpf + pro clinkz on our way to KL sentral. LOL.

This is the famous beef noodles one stop after KL sentral, At Pasar Seni, the chinatown area. You definitely need to have it.

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Played drunk jenga HAHAHAHA.

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So yes to sum up my KL trips I basically did nothing but eat drink and sleep. Such life. HEHE.

Anyway Congrats to Signature Trust for winning AGES. Their support made me wet. TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOD XD

I will update again. Bali + Ages ;D

And YES I WILL BE STREAMING THIS WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. 😀 catch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I love you guys. Good night. (Actually not good night, Im going to play dota but yes good night)

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Exploring Melaka

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What do you do when you feel like a sad, useless potato that you are?

EAT. E A T

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That was literally the entire summary of my trip to Melaka. LOOOOOOOOOOL

STAND ON THE WEIGHING SCALE AND SCREAM “NO REGRETS EVAAAAAAAAA”. Pat your flabby stomach and reminisce all that coconut milkshake.

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So basically the journey was one of deceit and horror because Charles didn’t tell me the actual time taken of the journey is 3 hours bus ride to Melaka Center, 1.5 hours public bus ride to his hometown’s interchange, and another 20 mins to his grandmother’s house.

> 干得非常好 !!!

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I actually bought 3 buns for the 3 of us, but SOMEONE TOOK MY PLASTIC BAG BY MISTAKE when I was travelling on the mrt. God damn, bye buns.

So yes after playing pocket maple for 3 hours straight ( I deleted it after which ) we arrived at the Melaka Sentral.

I keep seeing banners of  “DON’T MESS WITH MELAKA” not sure what that means in political sense but it sounds like MELAKA IS BAD ASS. Charles must have gotten his guai lan attitude from staying in Melaka for so long. HAHAHAHA.

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We had ayam goreng before the trip, but I was already peckish after the ride. AND YES IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO FOLLOW A MEAL OF UNHEALTHY FAST FOOD WITH THE NEXT MEAL OF ITS’ FELLOW COMPETITIOR, KFC because that’s just only fair.

They have this really awesome mashed potato + corn + cheese + popcorn chicken. I’m not sure about you, but I sure as hell didn’t regret that 100000000 calories sliding down my throat in one glorious, corny, cheesy hot mess.

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So anyway I managed to survive the entire journey and reached his grandma’s house. There’s a long, spindly stretch of forest……………….. down the narrow pathway, the house looms into view. Scary as fuck. I regretted reading so many pontianak stories. D:

But I soon realized it wasn’t the white dressed ghost I was afraid of but FUCKING BEETLES EVERY WHERE AND COCKROACHES AND FLIES AND GIANT ANTS WITH WINGS.

Thank god I am not afraid of the big, overfed lizards that dominate the entire walls.

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That’s a longan tree below, with this white plastic bag wrapped around the fruits.

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One plus point: THEY HAVE 8 DOGS OMG. It was heaven and hell all in one place.

 

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Yes don’t ask me how I did it. I have this special skill of getting dogs to pose for the camera for me. HAHAHAHA.

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I just told him “Lycan, you look like shit. Please act cute for me.” And ta dah! Nailed it.

OK’ ENOUGH OF DIGRESSION ABOUT MY PRO SKILLS. HAHAHA.

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According to Charles, this satay stall is so good that every day, the freshly prepared skewers are all reserved even before the stall is open.

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SO YES TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE, WE DIDN’T MANAGE TO GET IT. WE HAD TO GO ANOTHER STALL.

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Which was also quite good. So I can’t imagine how good the famous stall must be.

 

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I found this photo oddly mesmerizing. A glimpse of the sunset. HEHEHE. JUST TAKEN ON MY iPhone how amazing the photographer is? holy.

We had Malay styled fresh seafood for dinner.

YES, the boy was laughing because I made Charles pose for this photo. HAHAHAHA.

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I just had to play with the squids.

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Fresh on the charcoal grill~

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I am not really used to the cooking methods but nonetheless I had fun feeding the cats. LOL. We had sweet and sour squid, salt grilled fish and sambal sting ray (which is really really different from the Sg ones) lol.

I wasn’t full so we took off to have a second round ; Thai tom yam soup with fresh seafood at another stall. God, it was so good. They put in squids, clams, prawns and crabs. :O

FORGOT TO TAKE A PIC BECAUSE I WAS TOO EXCITED TO GET STARTED.

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Thistle Port Dickson Hotel

KM16 Jalan Pantai , Teluk Kemang, 71050 Port Dickson, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia

We spent a night here. I always wanted to drop by for a visit.

There were quite alot of people! Probably cuz it was a Saturday. Alot of Sg cars ~.~

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I spent alot of time lounging on the cute little daybed by the window. HEHE.

THEY HAVE TWO POOLS. YAAAAAAAAS. I found the small quiet one, tucked away at the back of the property. WITHOUT SUN BLASTING IN UR FACE.

Some cam whoring moments, taken on Charles’ phone with the oddly enticing filters.

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Sorry. I look pregnant. Ironically its because my period was due. LOL.

We had a really good bak kut teh for lunch before heading to the beach. The dry one is so good,  I was close to tears.

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THE WEATHER WAS SO HOT, you could stick an egg into the sand and it hatches into a chick.

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I love this shot. HEHEHE.

 

So melancholic. Such shots are my favorites. HEHEHE.

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^ That was the sarcastic face Charles was giving me behind these photos. LOL.

The water is quite clear too. Just cloudy because it’s too shallow and the sand gets around. We played on the banana boat, 16 RM per person. It ended too fast but we got slammed into the sea at the end which was quite fun. HAHA.

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We paid 72 rm nett for the BBQ seafood buffet at night. It was a good spread and I thought it was quite worth the money. The dining area was right beside the main pool and it looks so beautiful at night that I was so tempted to take a dip, work off some calories, come back and resume eating. LOL.

They had my favorites; smoked salmon and fresh, cold crayfish.

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I took lamb and black pepper sauce hot off the BBQ pit done by the chef. Potatoes were amazing, and so were the buttered veg.

Had some stir fried teppanyaki styled vegetables. Delicious.

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I had 3 bowls of creamy seafood soup and 2 scoops of mint ice cream to finish off. LOL.

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I was lazy and thus didn’t eat the rest of the grilled items like prawns and crabs. Satay was quite nice.

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We spent the rest of the night chilling at the hotel’s bar called Cumulus. Its a type of cloud but really… The bar is far from “heavenly”. HAHAHA. I suggest for you not to get any drinks there because my Sex on the beach was white instead of the regular pink.

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They have a karoke room there till 12am, and movies rooms that operate till 10pm. Quite alot of activities! and we chose the worst one; (thinking about my SOTB. really…)

 

The whole place looks really picturesque at night.

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The famed coconut milkshake. It’s so good you could do 100 laps in the pool and still reach out for another cup of this.

We had nyonya laksa at Jonker’s street after the coconut shake.

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I had the assam, whilst Charles had the curry. The curry one had alot of coconut milk which according to him, is a tradition for nyonya styled curry. Thank god I didn’t order that. My assam laksa was superb. I finished off the entire bowl LMAO.

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We drove to the Porta De Santiago. Had to climb that fleet of stairs, god damn. I wouldn’t have done it if its not for the fact that I consumed too much coconut milkshake.

Got to take a pic with this cute little iguna at only 5RM.

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE. I want an iguna to add to my dream house collection of pets: 2 Sulcata, 1 blue tongued skink, 1 shiba, 1 husky, 1 cockatoo and 1 iguna. HEHEHE.

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Caught the movie “Before I wake” at the theatre. I don’t recall SG having this movie so I think it’s not even due to screen yet. fuck.

They had some kind of event and decorated this place. so cute.

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THE ONLY REASON WHY I CHOOSE THAT THEATRE.

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Fucken delicious chicken meatballs. 15 pcs at only 5.40 RM. God damn, you can’t even buy a btl of mineral water for that value in SG.

I really like that show. I overheard some people commenting about the ending from behind my seat; I think they didn’t quite understand the reasoning behind the story. HAHAHA. It’s good in my opinion. It’s not too scary, relatable and no doubt the kid’s really cute.

And of course…. No one goes to Malaysia and returns without eating at Hui Lau Shan. I chose my CHEWY BALLS. Definitely worth every single step on the treadmill; if I ever go to the gym. HAHAHA.

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THE LAST DINNER

We first started off with this for appetizer. Popiah stuffed with a truck load of “fried pork lard“. GOD DAMN I TELL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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We then waited really long, for this street stall that sells everything boiled and drizzled with some special house mix sauce. DAMN FUCKING AWESOME OMG D:

Cockles (i dont eat that tho), La La, lady’s fingers, cuttlefish, mixed fishcakes. I was so sad when we finished our food knowing we can’t order anymore cuz need to wait all over again. LOL.

BACK ALLEY SIHAM, LALA, SNAIL & CUTTLEFISH @ TONG BEE’s STALL, OFF JALAN BUNGA RAYA, MELAKA.

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You need to try this for sure if you are going Melaka.

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We headed out to this stretch of field at night. To visit a “Most beautiful starbucks in Malaysia” as per Charles’ claim.

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I saw the starbucks and I wuz liek:

i want to like it but its hard

Is it… really the most beautiful one in Malaysia? -_____-

So anyway since we were there we definitely had to play some bubbles before we left. LOL

It was only 5RM for that soap dish. And the hanging rods are all for different bubble styles. The wind was strong and thus needless to say we had bubbly good fun. HAHA

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They kinda look like different ways to torture your sub… if you look at it from 50 shades of grey point of view. LOL.

I just had to take a snap of this little shitty bubble destroying boy in the red pants. God damn bursting all my bubbles. <PUN INTENDED.

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There’s no better supper than oyster omelette cooked by an old man in this huge oily wok over a roaring fire. True story.

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The oysters were so fresh, and the eggs + starch was so well cooked that you can taste wok hei. I FINISHED THE WHOLE GOD DAMN “LARGE” portion because they were stuffed to their faces.

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Nick ordered this nine treasures soup that was some kind of a dessert. AND IT HAD MACARONI INSIDE LOL.

And no, he didnt eat the pasta. HAHAHAHA.

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Ended the night with me tucking maomaocong to bed.

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AND RIGHT BEFORE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT A FUCKING BEETLE JUST HAD TO FLY AROUND MY EAR MAKING THAT ” ZZz Z z ZZ zzz Zz!” SOUND AND LANDING ON MY HAIR.

I died that night.

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We had one last meal before we left. With just a few dollars left (after spending way too much overeating ). It’s the famous chicken rice balls at Jonker’s street.

The old man attending to us had attitude problem but OK. FOR THE SAKE OF FOOD. OK. I WILL PUT UP WITH U.

The balls paired with the chilli were so good, they could turn a straight man gay.

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The chicken however looks like a plate of gruesomely murdered flesh that will totally score negative for presentation in front of Gordon Ramsay. And I daresay Sg’s chickens are done tastier 😀 😀 😀

I HAD ALL 5 BALLS AND THEY ORDERED EXTRA 20 BALLS AND THEY FINISHED IT.

A must try!

I had a last shower in his house (They have a WELL) and we had to scoop water out of a huge tub to shower in with concrete walls and floor and everything. So rustic. Charles say sometimes toads and frogs will appear in the tub. Thank god i like them.

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I enjoyed my time in Melaka, be sure to try out all these food if you go there. And you must visit Port Dickson. I want to stay at Grand Lexis next time. HEHE.

Will upload my Bintan post soon. ❤

Please drop me an email or a message if you need help finding the food places. Charles dont’ have the exact address but he can give ambiguous directions to getting there. Better than nothing la. LOLOL.

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Just one last photo for you guys, from my last shoot. Black and white so awesome.

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Bye guys 😀

 

 

 

 

 

Food gracious me

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I swear I feel like I am the world’s laziest person ever whenever I see the gigantic gap of the days in between each post.

I have been having too much fun every day after leaving the terrible office life that its getting criminal. So here I present to you my food findings just, you know, to make you envious and wishing you’ll have some time off to slack.

Its surprising how some people have this concept that people who “throw letter” (tender resignation) before finding another job are just being lazy and try to make up excuses. My standard reply to people like that, I tell them “Being unemployed is a luxury in Singapore. Bitch, I’m luxurious.”

You gotta admit, its true. HAHAHAHA. When I was stuck in the office job, I always go to work 35 mins earlier, and leave later than stipulated. And every single day I am desperately crawling towards the weekend. Some people like that routine and stability, but I can’t.

I AM A DANDELION. 

Anyway yes I have been trying to cram in as many activities as I can into these 2 short months before the review (for my next job) date is due, end May. I mentioned in my previous post that I will be going to Boracay BUT WHAT THE FUCK the plane timings are so weird and they don’t cater flights every other day.

WILL I BE STRANDED IN PINOYLAND IN THIS CASE? AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO GO PLAY LAN WITH THEM AND PEOPLE WILL SCOLD ME PUTAINGA MO. 

So yes sadly I changed it to Phuket. Boracay will have to wait till I find a PH boyfriend. ;D

My first stop will be Melaka this weekend. So, wait for me 😀

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So yes some goddess reviews. I love to eat but I am not hipster enough to do cafe hopping all the time (because most of these  places ulu as fuck and I only got my legs and an ezlink)

The hugely raved Spathe (Yes I did my online homework)

SPATHE PUBLIC HOUSE,
8 Mohamed Sultan Rd #01-01, 238958

 

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The exterior looks like some taiwanese eatery that sells pork buns and stuff. HAHAHA.

I love the interior though. Bricks. I just have this really unexplained fetish for all kinds of bricks. LOL.

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Yes, I just wanted to take a selfie with the brick wall behind. JUST HAD TO.

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It’s a simple menu with just a few choices. I, obviously took the most gluttonous one which was the heartiest full American breakfast and eggs done scrambled. Paired it with a strawberry lime cider.

I personally prefer Rekorderlig to Kopparberg.

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The highlight was the scrambled. It was done really really well. I still can’t really figure what did they put inside. But I’m sure there some sort of cooking cream/ milk kind of dairy. How else is it so moist and creamy!?!?!?!? :O

Everything else was so-so. The bread was the most O.O I didn’t touch it after one bite. The mushrooms were also really rich and creamy, and bacon was really salty thus if you add everything up you feel abit sick halfway through the meal.

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And of course we just had to have it served on some sort of a hipsterish wooden serving board.

I R8 it 7/10 for decor, 6/10 for value, and 7/10 for food.

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Just in case you guys have not realized it Sherlocks is here to inform he discovered that your goddess really likes brunches. All day breakfasts ; the creamy scrambled eggs, the smell of freshly brewed tea and coffee + daily made bread with snowy butter. GOD DAMN FOOOD. WHY AM I SO FAT, I JUST WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING.

The exercise that you need to do after that….

i cant do this

But who cares right.

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My next stop:

Fourty Hands
78 Yong Siak Street, #01-12, 163078

One of the really super ulu places. Thank god my friend drove. But even so we had to find it using GPS.

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I really really liked the decor of this place. All the little ornaments reminded me of the little trinkets that i will download in my sims 3 to spruce up the place. Everything there had a rustic feel and that’s my favorite.

I was seated right in front of the daily made goods. Looks really pleasing.

I ordered fresh orange juice with OF COURSE, THE BREAKFAST PLATTER. My friend ordered eggs Benedict with steak and potatoes.

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I prefer this one to the one at Spathe because I like my food to be comfort-ish. (Like, wet and sloppy). They have the beef sauce here which I really love as it seem to wonderfully complete the otherwise rather dry food items.

Loved the sausage, bacon was not too salty. Tomatoes were well grilled, you can still taste that charcoal.Mushrooms and scrambled were good, however the ones at Spathe were creamier and more flavorful.

And as for the flatbread/ pita.. it was O.O as well. I didn’t eat it after one bite. SOUNDS FAMILIAR. LOL. I think it would have been better if the dough was spread out thinner or maybe just hotter. This one was cold and the spread given was too little.

I wouldn’t have minded just traditional bread slices or a bun.

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Eggs Benedict was really good. Steak was nice, bun was soft and well toasted. The eggs…. Well I daresay it was done to perfection. Both eggs were round and beautifully shaped. Just the right temperature.

Potatoes were extremely delicious.

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I R8 8/10 for decor, 8/10 for value, 8/10 for food. It is definitely worth a visit. DESPITE IT BEING AT SOME REALLY RANDOM PLACE IN SINGAPORE. Just when you think Singapore is really small……

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After brunch, obviously it’s time to show somewhere to bring your girlfriend to for a fancy dinner. You know, just to show that you really love her and all.

I finally got to try Morton’s.

Morton’s, The Steakhouse
6 Raffles Blvd, Marina Square, 039797

It’s located inside Mandarin Oriental. And yes it’s pricey af.

IT FILLS YOU UP BUT EMPTIES YOU AT THE SAME TIME. *HA HA HA*

 

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This is the Morton’s bar, famous for their cocktails.

 

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I swear you could feel your wallet crying when you step into the restaurant.

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You can find their full menu on their website as well.

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My friend and I shared a Signature cut new york strip 20 Oz. He had shrimp alexander for starters whilst I had a crab cake.

Our meat was accompanied by sauteed mushrooms with spinach and mashed potatoes. MY ABSOLUTE FAV.

Restaurant was dimly lit and I was shooting with my shitty Iphone so yes I had to artificially brighten all the photos. The ambiance was good. We had some obnoxious Singaporean guy making alot of fuss next table but other than that it was all good.

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The shrimps were fresh and FREAKING ASS HUGE. LIKE REALLY.

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JUST LOOK IT CAN FILL UP THE ENTIRE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE BREAD ROLL PLATE. I’M NOT SHITTING YOU. But then again for such a hefty price I kinda expected the prawns to get up and dance jazz.

My crab cake:

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It was tasty, but the one I had in HongKong “The steakhouse” is much much better.

One half of the steak, medium rare; accompanied by mash with sour cream, a thick slab of butter and bacon. And of course, the spinach with mushrooms.

 

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It was good steak. I felt it was well prepared. It was balanced, and done-ness was on point. My chef friend said it wasn’t well rested after searing which resulted in alot of juice but hell I liked it anyway. As you know, I like stuff wet 😉

Potatoes were so sinful you’d be in heaven after a taste. Spinach was good but a tad too salty.

My friend had Crème brûlée for dessert which I opted for an extremely light one. Fresh strawberries with whipped cream. It doesn’t get any better than this.

It was really delicious.

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Give this place a try if you are just like me, REALLY LOVE YOUR STEAKS. And if you have extra to spare.

I R8 9/10 for ambiance, 9/10 for food.

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Ok that’s enough of food for now.

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I went to Aeon ( My regular Korean doctor for my laser ) to do a much hyped Hydro facial. The trial price was affordable. It was really good. *UPDATED as of 6/8* They no longer offer the trial due to overwhelming response but it is really good guys. I highly recommend it.

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They use a suction kind of tool to extract dirt instead of the old fashioned metal stick (remember my previous post I told you how the metal stick caused all the scars that I have till today)

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So this suction method is actually painless and scarless. Which is what you want. Weather is so bad recently so this hydro facial really worked so well. Just look at my skin. Shiny and fresh. HAHAHA.

If you are interested in the trial, please do drop by the clinic at

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9 Scotts Road #06-02/03 Scotts Medical Centre @ Pacific Plaza, 228210

This is their official website: http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg

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If you are interested in the laser or any other services, you can quote my name or just name my blog Voir Valeisky and they will give you a good price.

I bought a CC cream from them. 45 Dollars. Ok for sensitive and oily skin.

Before and after: (Sorry lighting is fucked as usual)

It sorts out the discoloration and uneven skin tone + gives extremely good coverage.

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So yes, I promise I will blog about my Melaka trip as soon as I am back. I PROMISE. OMG NO, YOU NEED TO HAVE FAITH IN ME.

OK I WILL LOOK AT THIS GIF EVERY DAY I PROMISE.

Here, have some pics of me and lycan if you miss me whilst Im gone.

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Bye for now guys. Love ya.

 

 

Lunes?

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Hello my little pumpkins. How was your month of March? Mine went past pretty fast LIKE OMG. I am officially gone from my company. 😀

I have two months of holidaying to do and hell am I looking forward to it so much. HEHEHE.

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Went to bangkok with my (ex) colleagues and I finally fulfilled my dream of staying at

Grande Centrepoint, Terminal 21.

 

It’s absolutely gorgeous. Very expensive though. I only went because I was making use of my staff discount for the very last time. LOL. It’s about 700 SGD for 3 NIGHTS per ROOM, without breakfast included. This is before discount.

And we had to share a king sized bed because there’s no more twin. BUT YOU KNOW THE BED IS SO HUGE AND COMFY IM NOT COMPLAINING.

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Comes with a large fridge, microwave and even a small wet pantry area. Overhead cabinets are filled with cutlery and utensils.

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THE TOILET BOWL IS THE FREAKING INTELLIGENT WC. COMES WITH THE SPRAYING AND DRYING OPTION FOR YOUR PRECIOUS BUTT.

Sad to say, I spent quite alot of time in the toilet because I had bad diarrhea. Lesson learnt, do not eat dubious looking sashimi at buffets. It’s quite ironic because I eat so much street food and I didn’t get anything bad from that.

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First meal was at Terminal 21. (Duh its right beside) It’s this shop on the floor that has the food court.. Can’t remember the name. J’s mum brought us there a long time ago and I remembered it served decent fare.

I always wanted my future kitchen to look like this:

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HAHAHA.

Some highlights of the restaurant. Must order! Fried fish and beef. Very tasty.

A couple of us went to the Train market at night. GOD DAMN. The last time I went was met with the heavy downpour remember? This time round I spent all my time eating LIKE FUCK ALL THE GLORIOUS FOOD.

 

 

The watermelon dessert is must try. And that little snack at the bottom right; seafood with quail eggs in some sort of a weird takoyaki form IS SO DAMN DELICIOUS THAT I ATE EVERYTHING ALTHOUGH IT WAS MEANT TO BE SHARED.

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I feel alittle sad bidding goodbye to my colleagues but well :’D It’s time to move on in search of greater happiness.

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I went to Pratunam to look for my favorite street stall selling the boat noodles. THEY ARE STILL THERE.

 

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This stall is one of the best ones I have had in that region. Z likes to order the chicken one because it comes with a generous slab of “Blood”. I always preferred pork with a truckload of chilli and repent for my sins in the toilet later.

And of course my favorites:

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THIS STEWED PORK THING IS TOO GOOD. I want to bathe in that large basin of brown, salty and glorious stew. I don’t care. I would sleep overnight in it too.

HAHAHAHA. Only 1.50 SGD btw.

Ended the 3rd day stuffing my face with shabu shabu and splurged alittle on this nice little Umeshu. My favorite Japanese wine. HAHAHA. For pussies. Whatever.

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Went to marshmallow!
https://www.facebook.com/MarshmallowBangkok/timeline

The bad thing about staying in Asok is there isn’t a wide stretch of night market stalls just below your residence unlike staying in Pratunam. We had to take a taxi/ BTS to NANA for the more “happening” bars. We chose Marshmallow because I insisted the free falling glass windows too hipster and I want to go inside and be instagram worthy. But in the end the music was too good so I didn’t take much photos. LOL

They had an in house dj and played a good mix of old school RNB (Those with those street rap songs IDK, what genre is that?)

The prices of the drinks are not too bad but I read online Marshmallow is considered one of the more high-class bars. One lychee margarita is about 8$. Nothing beats the Mango one I had at Cafe Iguna. HAHAHA. But the plus point? They have shisha! Only 15$

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My current mood:

lil shit

HAHAHAHA. My next stop: Philippines, Boracay. I will flood you guys with photos of that place just because. XD

Anyway did you guys hear that I got a 24hour ban on my twitch BECAUSE I WAS REPORTED FOR PORN / EXPLICIT CONTENT. Seriously brah, wtf?

middle finger for u 2

 

Anyway I will be doing a full day stream again (THIS TIME WITHOUT FUCKING ZUMBA BECAUSE ITS PORN) one of the days this week. Keep a look out!

Meanwhile on my paint job:

For gamer girls // When your boyfriend is sweet :

bae loves u 1

LOL WTF AM I DRAWING.

Good bye guys. I still have a review for this amazing scrub that I have yet to do. I think I will make it into a video format for the next update. See ya!

 

 

 

 

 

Hello, I’m fine

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The frosted malt ice cream stood grandly in the middle of the table. It was a bustling Saturday night at Rocky’s cafe. Babies cried at deafening decibels and scathing clatter of cutlery mashed against the beats of Westlife blasting through the stereo.

But I was only staring into his eyes. Those impossibly enchanting eyes. They were brown as anything, but I swear when he smiled, it was iridescent like poetry to a color wheel.

He was no longer wearing the jet black hoodie that he always donned when we met, but that infamous round neck cotton tee (that I have gotten used to removing, mostly) still snuggled firmly against his body like a risque parade. I detected faint tones of his Hugo cologne, but I resisted that acknowledgement of the evoking familiarity.

Because my pupils will dilate more than it already has, and my heart will race like a blazing steed.

I took my seat opposite him, shoving my bag into the corner. I was careful not to sit right within the perimeters of his frame, as much as my OCD screamed internally.

“Hey…. How have you been?” He broke into a warm, happy smile, the one he wore when he first held my hand. When he first kissed my cheeks. The smile that was nothing but trouble.

“Hello, I’m fine. Where’s Leila?” I smiled back at him, the same one I gave when I let him step right in.

Right into my heart only to watch him destroy it.

“She’s reaching anytime soon.” came his reply, in a well practiced sprightly tone. He dug the long sundae spoon into the chocolaty goodness, breaking apart the brown slush as if attempting to break the awkwardness.

“Hey!!! Sorry, I’m late.” Leila took her seat beside him. The seat that was supposed to be mine. Her arm went around his biceps, little pinky sticking out. Yes, you didn’t have to do that; I can see that flashing diamond ring from a million miles away.

And so, in the middle of a family restaurant, we began the most ironic discussion ever.

“Nick and I have decided that its best to give you a monthly allowance because it is only right. And after its over, the amount as previously agreed. On top of that, I have signed up for this tonic package from Barrett’s, which will be delivered right to your door on the 4th of every month. I just want to thank you again. I am really, really grateful you have no idea.” Tears rolled down her eyes.

I smiled again, letting her voice just penetrate every cell of my body, intoxicating me like a druggie’s syringe.

And so that 20 minutes of excruciating pain ended. I finally allowed myself to take one long, unabashed stare into his eyes on pretext of saying goodbye; took my bag, the envelope and then left.

Where do I begin? I am such a mess. It all started with that innocuous texts, the late night chats and my remotely naive brain.

The fibers of my bedsheets seem to still carry memory of his body, naked, against mine. I remember that night when we first fell in love, how my fingers tingled as they danced against his biceps. He was quavering in sheer delight. He lowered his head, lips searching for mine. As our tongues fought, I was gently laid onto my bed. His hands moved like magic, as though wanting to conquer every part of my body. I was rendered helpless. My bra straps slid off my shoulders as though anticipating his voracious venture.

He grabbed my breasts, knowing just the right pressure as his fingers worked on my already taut nipples. That was only when we stopped kissing as he pulled his face an inch away from mine, giving that smile, before reaching out to the left breast whose bud cried to be basted. He cocooned against me while he sucked and flicked with such expertise that I felt my nether region blushing, moistening with desire.

His hips rocked against mine, as his erection teased through the thin fabric of his berms against my bare skin. I intuitively stretched out for the zip, wanting to feel his warmth. My body was so tensed, my lips trembled as I bit on them, wanting to appear less euphoric than I really was.

He then raised my legs up, kneeling down and heaved them over his shoulders. I felt his breath against my clitoris as he dived, attempting to devour it with his lips. The intensity of his nibbling was balanced out by his perpetual licks. His left hand was still occupied with my breast, kneading with fury, whilst his right hand joined in the party right where his tongue was.

Two fingers in, he located my sweet spot and brewed up an ecstatic frenzy.  My moans were reverberating throughout the room as adrenaline shot through the roof.

I meekly grabbed his hair as I feel myself weakening. The orgasm built up within me like a hot air balloon. I fought to breathe as my organs no longer seem to function. I whispered his name, relishing the every flick of his tongue, the coarseness of his fingers rubbing against the inside. I was so wet, a puddle formed right at the entrance of my labia. And then it finally exploded.

I came as fervent waves surged through me like ripples in a tidal wave. He then took me in a heartbeat, thrusting in so hard that I was unable to scream. He lifted my legs up, wanting to me to take in all of him. The rhythm went in sync with my cries and our heartbeats as he went harder and faster.

He was pulsating so hard, it was like a tap dance to my bloodstream. He then bent over, hands ravaging my breasts in a hot, hot hunger. He then whispered “I love you so very much.”. Thinking back now, I figured it was just the effects of overwhelming lust.

He then kissed me again, hot sweaty body grazed mine as he pounded exponentially, and then finally, with 3 hard thrusts, he spilled all over inside of me, his groans granting goosebumps across my skin.

He smiled again, giving a satisfied smirk this time whilst my entire body smarted from the overly good sex. I slumped against the pillow, momentarily paralyzed in sheer attenuation.

It must have been the oxytocin because we cuddled afterwards, all the way till dawn.

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I snapped out of that stupid reminiscence. I plodded into the toilet, popped a vitamin pill and lied down flat on my bed.

3 god damn months…. I patted my lower abdomen subconsciously. 3 fucking months of carrying this labor of love, 6 months into thinking I was the luckiest woman alive and he told me he was married with a barren wife.

That very day when those words left his lips, I felt my heart died.

Why did he even bother to stage all that play? The dating, the flirting and the roses every time we met. The little acts of nibbling on my ears, playing with my hair and those special gazes that seem construct an entire universe in just one second. Just tell me straight “Hi, I need your womb, not your fucking stupid heart.”

I am the fool, for not wanting to give up on this child. But its innocent. And so was I. But he wasn’t.

I remember when I held the knife, pressing against my already visibly swollen belly. His
“I love you, baby. I had no choice” was on repeat like a recorder. I saw him cry. He threw his fucking wedding ring out of the window and tried to convince me to drop the knife.

To bear the baby for him because he loves me and not his wife.

How can anyone be stupider than me to believe it was an external insemination? I remember first looking at Leila with a hint of pity.

Surely? In the 20th century you are telling me an ancient Chinese folklore of arranged marriage and deep antagonism?

But I relented. I was stupid, but I rather be stupid than a murderer. My heart was traded for nothing but a would be full 9 months of grueling pain, both physical and emotional. And a scar that will shadow me forever.

Can I actually survive that? I looked at the envelope I left on the desk. I opened it and the crisp cheque slipped out, onto the duvet. I wanted to tear it apart, right down the middle. I wanted to scream and ram my stomach against a pickaxe in sheer rashness.

I want to cut open my skull, mash up my brains with a sledge hammer and then zip it back up. For probably being the stupidest woman in the world.

But, I couldn’t stop myself from loving him. And everytime when my hand goes over my belly, pain and love collide in startling copiousness. In inundation of helplessness and anger.

I want my baby, no, their baby to grow up happy and at least know that it was made with so much love, albeit full of disdain and a tinge of abhorrence, but never once, regret.

I’m fine. I will be. Because sometimes in life, love kills, but creates anew. And we just have to deal with being the one with the shorter end of the stick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Losing Grip

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Death is secondary.

I know like Christmas is long over. It almost feels as though I haven’t been blogging for a year. HA HA.

Thank you for all these lovely gifts. Yes Yes I love all of them to bits and all of these are put to great use. Gracias mucha

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So guys I went to Montigo. Well as you know, your goddess is in poverty so naturally it was my virgin experience. GOD. So beautiful.

I want a house like that. Minus the inaccessibility, minus the ants, minus the cost.

 

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OKAY. I love wordpress abit more now because they have that mosaic option that dumps all your photos into one picture so no one has to scroll endlessly. Not smart enough to be able to allow you to arrange which photos goes which part of the mosaic tho.

I love the bed. Want to bring it back with me. I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN LAZING IN THE POOL I WUZ LIEK A MERMAID. JUST IMAGINE you open that fucking glass door and you step out to embrace a god damn lapping pool, in discretion You could be like naked and only the glass panels are judging your body. In that hot weather, you soak up all of that cooling chlorine, IZ AWESOME.

Yes Sorry that photo was just me trying to show you how “sporty” I look. HAVEN’T BEEN DOING ANY SPORTS UNTIL THEN, SO LET ME JUST SHOW OFF MY SPORTY LOOK.

Finish your stay with a really fantastic buffet breakfast. You guys know thats my favorite meal of the day right. Nothing like waking up to bacon, omelettes and toasted bread.

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SO MUCH SO AS YOU CAN SEE MY LOVE FOR GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST. It was so good. DO YOU EVEN KNOW how much skills you need to make that perfect omelette? I tell ya bro, your goddess is so good, she can turn the chicken cannibal by feeding it some OF ITS OWN.

A perfect omelette is packed with that solid, real egg substance. No crumbly bits, no overcooked (chinese styled ones) parts and definitely, a smooth smooth appearance. Almost like machine pressed.

When you pry it open, only the cheese drips just a little; not too much. This signifies that the egg has been cooked through and no messy raw eggy liquid is left. BUT, its still moist and tender inside.

I forgot to buy onions and parsley tho.

GOD. A GOOD OMELETTE, GET INSIDE ME ANY DAY.

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I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING EVERYTIME I SEE THIS. Satirical but fuck. Mean jokes are funny because people need a break from humanity. From people who leave comments like “THIS IS NOT FUNNY MY AUNT GOT CANCER”. ??? like ???. You go google every joke and leave a comment like this? Jesus christ. My mum is ill too but we laugh it off CUZ IT DOESN’T MAKE THINGS WORSE.

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SO ANYWAY, here is my wish list. Please do let me know what you intend to buy. I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A TRANSACTION BUT, this is to avoid people getting the same stuff without knowing like the previous few times :’D

Thank you all my lovely people. I will bless you with the power of great sarcasm and the ability to fuck someone hard with their clothes on.

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  1. (MY ABSOLUTE WANT) Brahms doll (from the horror show The Boy)
  2. $200 Jeric’s salon voucher / cash
  3. Samantha thavesa large card and coin purse in saffiano leather.
  4. Loccitane hair repair oil and spray
  5. Razer star gazer
  6. Samsung ssd 1 tb (building my desktop)
  7. An aghanim’s scepter necklace
  8. Pandora’s “my princess” ring, size 8
  9. Witch doctor’s drum roll frog
  10. 50$ steam credit
  11. Tumi’s backpack in black with gold zips
  12. Muji’s packing cubes and travel duffel
  13. Victoria secret’s medium flat pouch in lace
  14. Drow ranger’s monarch bow
  15. Saffiano leather card holder for lanyard
  16. Victoria’s Secret silken floral scarf
  17. Stream donations to pay my bills 😉

Considering the fact that I chalked up quite abit as well being Santa Claus on Christmas, is it time to get pampered alittle?

COMFORTED A LITTLE? IM ENTERING QUARTER LIFE CRISIS NOW U KNOW?

Goodnight guys.

I made a pun today. I named my excel file which keeps crashing as “NEW SHEETY DOCS”.

I love my idiosyncrasy for absolutely random and stupid stuff.

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Losing grip.

I laced my fingers against yours,
in that hot summer.
The strawberry milkshakes
and a million heartbreaks.

When our bodies entwined,
my heart pulsated and detached,
further from me, closer to you.
It was like electromagnetic field.

I tried to untangle myself
from this horrid mess,
my heart strings they chimed
still unbroken, by time

Your name to my ears,
still grants a bleed
You have gone too far, too far
but i’d die again, to be right where you are.

Broken spanish

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Hola mis campesinos.

I’m desperately trying to brush up on my terrible spanish. Mi espanol no es muy bueno.

Sorry I haven’t been updating. LIKE FUCK YEAH ITS A NEW YEAR AND I’M STILL PROCRASTINATING HAHAHAHA. ITS OK THINGS WILL CHANGE I WILL BLOG EVERY WEEK OR START TO GROW OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE A PRUNE.

BUT THEN AGAIN I WILL GROW OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE A PRUNE DESPITE WHATEVER.

Work has been alright. Like its way better than I expected. I slipped into the dynamics of the role easier than I thought. (Who knows I can multitask and handle multiple screens but cant handle more than 1 illusion in dota)

However I take my word back about my office having no politics and all nice people. I always get arrowed.. by girls especially. TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE AND GOD KNOWS WHY.

The most exhilarating part of my work is decorating my desk. HEHEHEHE.

 

 

I cannot get enough of this green maomaocong. Its supposed to be a penguin who as per the website “Has no confidence that it is a penguin” My colleague told me the series of cartoon is the rage in Japan right now.

HELL ITS THE ALL THE RAGE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. HAHAHAHA

Yes this is what I do at work. I grab and squeeze them. This is to prevent me from smashing the screens after I handle some really unreasonable people.

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I SAW A BIGGER ONE AT A SHOP TODAY. I ALMOST BOUGHT IT. ALMOST. But the material is as shitty as some people that you encounter on random unlucky occasions.

But how can you resist it? Look at it. holding an acorn with a little pouf on his head. HOW DO YOU RESIST THIS GREEN LITTLE POOP OF CUTENESS.

ES TAN LINDO!!!

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So guys I kept saying i’d do a cooking stream but really how am I even going to tank all the haters and know-it-alls. I had enough of them at work. HAHAHAHA

 

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Xesh sent this to me when he was watching my stream. How can anyone take such an ugly snap shot really…

In case you guys don’t know the link to my stream its http://www.twitch.tv/valeisky

where you can hear me talk about educational materials and increase your wealth of knowledge 😉 LOLOL I think my viewers want to slap me right now.

Btw guys I watched star wars and if you haven’t, I recommend you watch it if you enjoy watching (SPOILER ALERT)  shows where kinship is not as important as starships

HA I MADE A JOKE. HAHAHAHAH.

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But really I am sick now, sorry that I am unable to stream. Yes…. i was forced to wear a mask to work because someone has been passing the bug and it seems I am to be held responsible AND QUARANTINED LIKE I HAVE AN INFECTIOUS ZOMBIE DISEASE.

It doesn’t stop me from performing, bitches. Your goddess is getting better at handling shit from people.

Important lesson: The less you care about people, the more they will care about you.

For better or for worse. SHINE LIKE A STAR AND DEFEAT THOSE TURDFACES BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM IN GEM QUALITY. THEY BE FUCKING ROCKS ON THE GROUND SURROUNDED BY EARTHWORMS AND DOG’S POOP AND YOU THE ONE ORBITING AROUND IN SPACE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

I need a stressball… I know. Or maybe just need lots of money.

Good night guys. I will update again soon. Buenas noches~