Hola mis campesinos.
I’m desperately trying to brush up on my terrible spanish. Mi espanol no es muy bueno.
Sorry I haven’t been updating. LIKE FUCK YEAH ITS A NEW YEAR AND I’M STILL PROCRASTINATING HAHAHAHA. ITS OK THINGS WILL CHANGE I WILL BLOG EVERY WEEK OR START TO GROW OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE A PRUNE.
BUT THEN AGAIN I WILL GROW OLD AND WRINKLY LIKE A PRUNE DESPITE WHATEVER.
Work has been alright. Like its way better than I expected. I slipped into the dynamics of the role easier than I thought. (Who knows I can multitask and handle multiple screens but cant handle more than 1 illusion in dota)
However I take my word back about my office having no politics and all nice people. I always get arrowed.. by girls especially. TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE AND GOD KNOWS WHY.
The most exhilarating part of my work is decorating my desk. HEHEHEHE.
I cannot get enough of this green maomaocong. Its supposed to be a penguin who as per the website “Has no confidence that it is a penguin” My colleague told me the series of cartoon is the rage in Japan right now.
HELL ITS THE ALL THE RAGE IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. HAHAHAHA
Yes this is what I do at work. I grab and squeeze them. This is to prevent me from smashing the screens after I handle some really unreasonable people.
I SAW A BIGGER ONE AT A SHOP TODAY. I ALMOST BOUGHT IT. ALMOST. But the material is as shitty as some people that you encounter on random unlucky occasions.
But how can you resist it? Look at it. holding an acorn with a little pouf on his head. HOW DO YOU RESIST THIS GREEN LITTLE POOP OF CUTENESS.
ES TAN LINDO!!!
So guys I kept saying i’d do a cooking stream but really how am I even going to tank all the haters and know-it-alls. I had enough of them at work. HAHAHAHA
Xesh sent this to me when he was watching my stream. How can anyone take such an ugly snap shot really…
In case you guys don’t know the link to my stream its http://www.twitch.tv/valeisky
where you can hear me talk about educational materials and increase your wealth of knowledge 😉 LOLOL I think my viewers want to slap me right now.
Btw guys I watched star wars and if you haven’t, I recommend you watch it if you enjoy watching (SPOILER ALERT) shows where kinship is not as important as starships
HA I MADE A JOKE. HAHAHAHAH.
But really I am sick now, sorry that I am unable to stream. Yes…. i was forced to wear a mask to work because someone has been passing the bug and it seems I am to be held responsible AND QUARANTINED LIKE I HAVE AN INFECTIOUS ZOMBIE DISEASE.
It doesn’t stop me from performing, bitches. Your goddess is getting better at handling shit from people.
Important lesson: The less you care about people, the more they will care about you.
For better or for worse. SHINE LIKE A STAR AND DEFEAT THOSE TURDFACES BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM IN GEM QUALITY. THEY BE FUCKING ROCKS ON THE GROUND SURROUNDED BY EARTHWORMS AND DOG’S POOP AND YOU THE ONE ORBITING AROUND IN SPACE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
I need a stressball… I know. Or maybe just need lots of money.
Good night guys. I will update again soon. Buenas noches~