NO RAGRETS.

by Valeisky

Guys, 2015 is coming. Let’s just tell ourselves that we will have no ragrets even though we really made alot of shitty ass mistakes. At least we didn’t get a huge mistake tattooed on our chests. See? Some people have it worse than us 😉 😉

OSEA 2014

I look like a retard. Don’t mind it. But hey I mean I was offered the rarest opportunity to like, learn about sea steel and hydrohammers and hydraulics okay.

Here’s a drawing for reference. HAHAHAHA. It’s actually pretty interesting, I read all the brochures from IHC whilst I was working at the booth with the Caucasians there. I made so many cups of coffee in that 2 days I worked, I think I can now work at Starbucks for double pay.

I did a shoot at studio M and L was kind enough to get the executive room! The view is amazing and well yes it did bring back some memories. I hate myself for only remembering the happy ones. If I too remember the bad ones as well just like he did maybe I can move on completely instead of weeping around like a scotch brite sponge that’s too soaked up.

HAHA. IKR. My description is fucking accurate and relatable.

Anyway if you guys are planning to bring the bae to somewhere nice for an overnight ( I kno watchu wanna do in there 😉 )
Then you should give Studio M a try if you haven’t. It’s actually cheaper on weekends instead of weekdays because it is a business hotel.

Bring your bae there and show her YOU MEAN BUSINESS 😉 😉 😉

Book early, get 25% off. They have a festive sale right now as well. 25% off, with buffet breakfast for two. Don’t get the patio one. Get the deluxe and above. Your bed will be on the second floor. Which is better … right? You can do her from the door, to the tv, to the stairs, and then finally, on the bed. I’ve got it all mapped out for ya!

One of the photos taken during the shoot. No, I wasn’t actually naked. It’s photoshopped la. Why else do you think I will have cleavage???? HAHAHAHA.

Z bought me this whilst I was at work. And he’s so nice to buy the extra cheese :’) He told me this last night when I was still trying to get over the sadness: Cherish the ones in front of you…

Lol. It’s actually funny to hear it because its in Mandarin. And even funnier because lycan walked past when he said that.

The only one who will love me forever 🙂 ok, at least until he dies. or sees an insect. HE WILL RUN AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN THE LURCH.

Anyway have you guys been to din tai feng lately. BECAUSE I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO ADORABLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK THERE.

Mr lawyer and I ordered 6 crabmeat+pork dumplings and 6 pork ones. So the crab ones arrived first AND THEY FUCKING CAME WITH THIS

OMG MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT.

ITS A FUCKING CRAB shaped piece of flour omg. OMG PLS. PLS WHY. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE PEOPLE PATRONIZE AGAIN BY RESORTING TO CUTENESS.

Speaking of food, I am pretty sure I am a certified food art-ist now.

IS THIS HOW IT’S DONE????? FOOD ART.

HAHAHAHAHHA.

So anyway question for you guys.

WHAT COMES AFTER EATING.???

😉 HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. please still continue to love me. PLZ.

PLZ.

Anyway before watching Mamma Mia, IV has suggested that he want to bring me to try Sky 57. YES I AM A LUCKY GIRL I KNOW.

SKY on 57

(By celebrity chef Justin Quek)

In the lift on the way up to 57. Pardon my make-up. I tried using kohl on the undereye AND I WON’T DO IT AGAIN. I look like I am 38 married with kids in this photo.

To be honest what’s so fantastic about this view? It’s all just skyscrapers. Lmao. And yes, because Singapore needs us to remind her that shes fucking old, 50 years old grandma. I sure as hell think my mother will violently burn me alive on a stake if I ever so proudly announce her age publicly with a word art on the river.

The restaurant is tucked away at the corner of level 57. It was raining that day, so it was quite a pity.

I did not ask IV how much was the bill, but I assume it should be about 200+ for two of us, without any drinks. For that price, I kind of expected gold plated cutlery or a rare fire breathing orchid on my table. HA HA.

IV did the ordering being the foodie that he is. Basically, Chef’s signature.

For starters, we had a cappuccino Mushroom soup. It was good, (once again, I like to drink soup so my opinion may be biased) So you just drink it like how the queen’d do her tea. Sip it with an air of elegance and British dignity, savor the flavorful mushrooms and yes! It is just like cappuccino with a light froth and easy on the palate.

Then we had the much raved about Foie Gras Xiao Long Bao. My verdict? well it’s really very err,,, duck. You can say it ruffled my feathers. HA HA HA. did anyone get it >.>

But I have to say, the dumpling’s skin is extremely soft, and the filling is warm with a good broth. I’d say the skin definitely beats Din Tai Feng’s one hands down. DTF’s one gets really hard if you don’t finish eating the dumplings fast enough.

Sorry. I just read DTF as Down To Fuck. Let’s not abbreviate that anymore. LOL

And do we want to know how much does 5 pieces of dumplings cost? Nope, we don’t. HAHAHA

For my main, IV got me the Baked miso black cod with lime and ginger butter because I love fish. And Cod is one of my favorite fish.

Verdict? I give 9/10 for the fish. There’s hardly any fault to pick with the fish. It’s a superb cut, fresh and plump too. The size is just right, not too tiny to make you think it’s stingy, but not too big that you can’t finish it.

However, I am not a fan of the sauce because it becomes a chore to eat after awhile since it is tangy and has a sweet after taste. And everything is soaked in the sauce. So you have sweet lime flavored fish and vegetables swimming around on your plate.

Sauce: 3/10
Presentation: 4/10

It really looks unappetizing as the specks of green floating around in the thick yellow pool + 2 strands of veg + some chopped veg (those that you feed ur kids) + raw greens on top just makes for a really overcrowded image that confuses your brain how the dish may taste like instead of delivering a clear, welcoming message.

I finished the fish by scraping the sauce off it actually. The fish is really excellent. I hope the Chef can come up with newer fusion options although I don’t think I can ever afford going there again. Maybe, if I marry a rich man with one foot in his grave. HAHA.

IV had the pan roasted Sakura Chicken Supreme. So as you can see, the presentation again is really cluttered. Maybe its just my OCD kicking in.

So err… I am not a Chicken fillet/breast person (unless its women’s breasts) thus I can’t give a fair verdict about the taste. I had some of the Chicken and to be honest it tastes extremely ordinary like those you can get from your 3$ chicken rice stall at the kopitiam.
We went out to take a look at the view after dinner, but only for a short while as we were already late for our show (thus couldn’t afford to have dessert)

No one was out sitting around and sipping on their 20++ glasses of wine as it was raining. But the view is breathtaking because now the boring sky scrapers light up like christmas trees.

OVERALL:

Great view really. 8/10
Value for Money (How does this even apply here lol)
Creativity: 7.5/10
Taste: 6/10
Presentation: 4/10

I guess you can say I am a kampong girl who don’t know how to appreciate fine dining, but nonetheless IV and I had a good time chatting and he was so worried I wouldn’t like the food. However, he doesn’t know that its not the food but the company that matters 🙂

It turns out IV is a true ABBA fan! He knows most of the lyrics and we were singing along to the fantastic show. They are no longer showing anymore however if they come back to MBS again you really have to give the show a go.

Our tickets were the standard ones, 168 each. Ouch. HAHA.

The cast is amazing, great vocals and extremely good acting. It was funny, emotional and at the same time easy to understand. But if you are planning to bring your ah gong ah ma who can’t really understand slang then better not because there are no subtitles… obviously. Its a play. hahaha.

Everyone was grooving along and dancing at the end. It was a nice feeling because everyone around us was so happy.

IV bought me a pack of sweets from my favorite confectionery company to nibble on during the show. My favorite is TANGY BLISS where the jellies are sour on the outside, and has a gooey surprise center. Why is it my favorite? Because my favorite flavor is Lime, and in TANGY BLISS, its a 50-50 of orange and lime. So normally, I will eat all the lime and leave the orange ones in the fridge for my family (mainly my sister) LOL.

IV bought us the Mamma Mia booklet to keep as memory 🙂

Here, have a blurred image of your goddess in her electric blue maxi in front of a gigantic tree.

My dog is the reason why I am not ranked 1 in the world for laziness.

THE ONE THING THAT WETS MY PANTIES LIKE NO OTHER.

I CANT BELIEVE I AM FINALLY GETTING MY HANDS ON THIS BABY. The newest! Asus Rog G751. Touted one of the best on the market now, with desktop equivalent performances. The Asus JY model features the new 980M Nvidia graphic card, 4GB DDR5 with 16 gb of RAM + 1TB HDD + 128GB SSD.

I realized the specs differ on different websites. but this info I have is found on the Asus product guide.

What’s amazing is that it has dual fans with impeccably designed heat vents to make sure this gaming monster is always kept cool to the touch and not to mention it fucking looks like a Ferrari on the exterior.

IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY A FERRARI, GET THIS ROG LAPTOP AND THEN BUY NEED FOR SPEED AND BUY YOUR VIRTUAL FERRARI INSIDE.

Sadly, I did not get the JY because its 2.9k. Even though most of the money for the laptop is kindly sponsored by one of my lovely peasants, (will dedicate the post to him once the laptop is here) I decided that the extra 700$ from my own pocket will murder my bank account.

I got the JT model, which is the 2nd tier of the Asus gaming series. Basically everything is the same as the JY model, except that its running on the 970M graphic card (but still awesome) only 3gb DDR5, 8Gb ram and fucking 8gb SSD.

But after much contemplation despite the gaming freak in me calling out nastily for me to just punch digits into the ATM and get the JY, I decided not to because I am not playing battlefield nor Assassins creed nor anything that’s really extremely hardcore graphic dependent.

I’m fucking playing dota 2 for fuck’s sake. It’s not like with the JY model the walrus punch in game will become 3D and hit me in the face. HAHAHA.

This is how poor people console themselves and to always be contented with what they have. NO RAGRETS BRO.

And i am already a very lucky girl to be given a sponsored gaming laptop 🙂

Here, have a photo of it and grovel upon its presence.

My life will then be complete. OMG 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Mr lawyer is going to kill me for this. BUT ITS JUST TOO ADORABLE AND I HAVE TO POST IT.

Almost as adorable as the blue tongue skink that I want to buy. However the main problem that I am facing is that there is no space in my tiny bedroom. I used to have all these happy fantasies of staying with J and keeping an assortment of pets in his spacey front yard. Haha.

Now that I know they can only ever be fantasies I guess its time for me to start putting my sims 2 building skills to use and draw up plans to buy a bed frame and a new cupboard which can substitute the mammoth 2nd cupboard (mind you, I have 3 cupboards in my room and 1 tub of clothes in the storeroom) and leave space to hold the tank for my skink.

Sigh. Given the fact that I intend to have a gigantic sulcata, a snake, 2 dogs, an iguna and a bird on top of my skink, I guess no guy’s gonna marry me and no girls are going to visit my house. 😥

ZOUKOUT 2014

And nope. I am not your usual party-goer clubber siao EDM fan. I worked for RIPCURL during zoukout as their dunking model and it sure as hell wasn’t all that glamorous. Like really, the guys were all just trying to get me wet.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 😉

LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL no plz don’t think otherwise. HAHAHA.

Managed to find time to take a photo on the 2nd day. Are you wondering why my make up still looks immaculate even having submerged in the freezing water over and over again for 4 hours?

Because

I AM THE GODDESS.

Okay, the fact aside, fret not. you can also look as fabulous as your goddess.

I am just using a CC cream which i bought from Watsons, called Visual Therapy by 1028. I think its a korean brand.

Then, I used the Colorstay concealer by Revlon. It is really lasting and delivers the long hours of locking as promised.

I complete the foundation by dusting on a nicely scented face powder which has no brand. HAHAHA. Its also from Watsons, priced at about 22$ usual price. It comes in 4 types, Matte&natural (the one i am using), Radiant, For acne and Youthful.

Comes in a compact round casing with a beautiful and smooth gliding puff.

I strongly recommend the eyeliner I am using. It stays on and its a gel type one for people like me who can’t handle precision point liquid liners. A huge range of colors too. I am using the GELPRESSO, korean brand and also can be found in watsons. Usual price is about 20+.

I used brown, for my upper lids, and silver for my lower.

My lipstick is also by Revlon, the very popular Revlon Colorburst, which Emma Stone was the Brand Ambassador for.

Brow pencil is also lasting, from the Body shop.

This was taken on the first day, and I did not put much make up because I thought I may end up looking like this:

And yes. Her boobs damn sexy. LOL. She’s Jesslyn, the other model who was working with me.

For those of you who couldn’t manage to get a ticket. Here’s a photo of mine. You can print it out and hang it on your wall.

And yes, also have a photo of what you missed. I wish Zoukout had the Mambo Jumbo tent. I guess that era of good music is dying off already.

Some things were just not meant to last. :(

And I need to remind myself that every day.

8Dec2014

Stay afloat.

by Valeisky

AAAAAAAA my bitches how have you been. Today is a special day because your goddess has finally resumed her blogging after so long. I have been writing this mermaid story but its only 3/4 completed. I will try to find time to finish it up.

Was lucky to be one of the models selected to work for the Panasonic Lumix event, and even further selected to be the model for the famous photographer’s photowalk where 10 interested people will follow him around and I will pose for them to snap pics of.

Anyway, as the post title suggests, I have been eating so much that I am able to stay afloat with my fat content.

Because WHY? too much of dem seductive foods.

Had the famous katong shopping center chicken rice. IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED IT YOU SURE AS HELL NEED TO GO THERE RIGHT AWAY.

Let’s first talk about the rice. The rice is fucking fragrant, puffy, soft and moist. It’s oiled enough without being overly greasy.

The chicken is so damn tender that it must have danced ballet when it was alive. Soft yet firm, the skin is slightly cold and slips down your throat with beautiful grace. The highlight of this stall is that they sprinkle a generous topping of homemade fried garlic over the chicken. Bathe the chicken slice in the sesame sauce, with some garlic on top, then pair it with the awesome chilli.

YOU WILL SEE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS.

Avoid the lunch rush because the queue tends to be long.

Katong Shopping Center,
level 1 (or is it b1.) Kopithiam.

Goddess meter: 9/10

Had my long awaited dose of the lovely 2pcs spicy ayam goreng from Malaysia’s Macdonalds. HOLY FUCK. DOUBLE THIGH. HOLY FUCKING CRISPY SKIN. GET INSIDE ME NOW. FULLY.

So I posted this top 5 buffet places in Sg that I wanted to try; I am trying sky 57 this thurs and the line next week probably. I had mixed feedback about carousel and 333 so I am still contemplating them. HAHA. Went to Melt and the one at Grand Copthorne before things got really busy.

MELT cafe, at Mandarin Oriental.

You probably read the other food blogs already, but its only accurate and trustable when its by YOUR GODDESS.

My Mr ex SMU + leo (reminding me of my ex) + lawyer + bukit panjang date.

The restaurant is really cozy and dimly illuminated to give you a warm and comfortable feeling. Probably a good idea if you are fucking ugly and want to bring the girl out on your first date.

This is like the much raved about highlight of MELT – the dessert section because it looks like a fucking candy shop and just look at the flowing chocolate goodness trickling down the 5 tiers. 5 TIERS BRO. NOT 3. BUT 5.

The ice cream is home made. I tried the soursop one, AND IT TASTES LIKE YOU ARE EATING THE ACTUAL FRUIT, JUST FROZEN.

Didn’t have time to take all the food displays because I was so hungry. HAHAHA. I can never be a food blogger. But there was a huge variety of food of different cuisines and an outdoor BBQ area.

I literally lived for this chilled crustacean section. I had 4 whole lobsters and like dozens of crab claws. ITS the real crab claws! They deshell it so nicely for you that its like a chunky, meaty and crabby chupa chup. JUST PUT THE WHOLE CLAW INTO YOUR MOUTH LIKE YOU ARE THE EXPERT BJ QUEEN.

I am kidding. Of course you enjoy it slowly and daintily because you are paying 74++ fucking dollars. HOWEVER, be disappointed if you are an oyster fan. There are about as many oysters as the number of 1000 dollar notes in my wallet.

I started off with my favorite tablewater and cranberries accompanied by a selection of their cheeses. I am not that adventurous when it comes to cheese so I stuck to my favorites, Camembert and brie.

I tried their cold cuts, which is also one of my absolute to eat at any place that offers them. Salami, honey baked, seasoned tuna. Some potato salad which was quite okay, and i scooped abit of the anti-pasti. LOL. But well. Not my type. >.>

So yes, you deserve to visually digest this full sized image of the most orgasmic food taken by my shitty iphone because I love you guys. Scallops still in their shells, whole lobsters neatly halved for easy eating and the irresistible claws. The scallops were ok. Lobsters are (well i am fucking bias) great, just a little too taut because its boiled. Still yummy. But the crab claws omg………………. So fucking tasty and sweet.

Had the pumpkin soup like… 3 bowls because I am a sucker for soup and this shit is fucking delicious. They have 4 kinds of soup. Pumpkin, Miso, thai tom yam and Chinese herbal chicken.

Mussels simmered in broth. Quite good.

I tried abit of each of the grilled veggies. Well. No comments. HAHAHA

Lobster from the outdoor bbq bar! Its softer and more flavorful. They offer lamb chops which were really tender and delicious, as well as steak and chicken chops.

Rice noodles in lobster broth. Accompanied by fish cakes, kai lan and fresh lobster meat. The soup is really fantastic. Holy fuck.

This is the selection of desserts that Kai wen took. We did not try the fondue because well I am really fat. The desserts are not bad, as according to him.

Kai wen had strawberry ice cream, which was really nice because its not the artificial kind that we always eat. The strawberry icecream from MELT was a little sour and tasted exactly like strawberry. It wasn’t too creamy nor too sweet either.

I had my soursop ice cream as mentioned. I sprinkled apple crumble pie bits into the bowl because i am on a death mission to die from heavenly indulgence.

Goddess meter for MELT:

Ambience – 7.5/10
Price – 7.5/10
Variety – 8/10
Quality – 8.5/10
Presentation – 8.5/10

Verdict: I will definitely go there again if I can. And I suggest you to bring the bae there. But she really has to be able to eat alot. Because even a potato like I am was unable to finish trying the entire selection of cuisines.

Grand Copthorne Waterfront, Cafe Brio’s buffet dinner.

Sibei fucking blurred. My photo capture skills are as good as my meepo micro skills.

Cheese selection

Anti pasti

They have this roast beef section which was not too shabby, quite nice.

My favorite potatoes. I only ate one because it fills me up fast.

They have a cute little sushi shack where the chef will prepare the fresh sashimi for you. Tastes like normal sashimi. Nothing fantastic.

My favorite in the entire buffet. But that’s probably because I really love soup. I had 4 bowls. This is the traditional chinese Crabmeat with corn soup. It was tasty but of course can’t beat those from genuine Chinese restaurants.

I tried one bowl of their potato and leek soup which was not bad, just that it’s fucking potato man. No one pays so much to eat potatoes.

A photo of my date for the night. Yes, hes also a leo. Don’t ask me why everyone around me JUST have to be a leo when I am trying to get over it.

They have a Chef standing by to prepare the pasta of your choice. Aglio Olio, bolognese and cream. The pasta is al dente. Quite nice. But the sauce wise nothing special.

The crustacean section pales a lot in comparison to MELT. There are oysters though! No lobsters, sadly. They do have the usual scallops and mussels, pictured above.

Laksa! I tried the one at Hotel Rendezvous, and it was good. This one is not bad too! Just that the veg they put was pretty weird. Not like what you’d see in a normal laksa. Gave one small shrimp. LOL

I WAS LIKE “OMG YES LOBSTERS”. Not at the chilled section but they had creamy lobsters. And it tasted funny. I mean the sauce. Lobster was pretty small and I only had abit.

Their dessert selection was okay. They had a scoop it yourself ice cream thingy and I took chocolate, a cone and some dried fruits. Normal taste. Like what u’ll eat from the 1dollar ice cream stand.

Just another photo of the crabmeat soup LOL.

GODDESS VERDICT:

Ambience: 5/10 (Very family style)
Price – 4/10 ( The usual price is 68++. Melt is 74++. do the math!)
Variety – 4/10
Quality – 6/10
Presentation – 7/10

I would not go back there again, sadly. I don’t think it’s worth the price 😦

Will update on The Line and Sky 57. May probably go for Carousel too.

Went out with the boys. I forced them to wear this really adorable bib at YOOGANE at bugis junction. Honestly the food is great! Now I know why there’s always a queue. BUT DON’T, DON’T EVER ORDER THE first two dishes. The spicy chicken with octopi. 21++$ and its a fucking small portion with no rice, nothing.

The fried rice with cheese is super worth while and delicious. Also try their cheesy omelette. It’s amazing. (well actually its just egg and cheese. can’t go wrong)

Here. Have a photo of our handsome sebastian eating a 3$ macaroon because you can.

Stopped by bakerzin to have my favorite cake. The only cake in this whole wide world that I actually fantasize about. I remember J buying the 1.5kg one for me on my birthday, and a bouquet of roses. Oh well. Let’s not think about that. Because boys come and go but cakes stay in your tummy and make you feel happy forever.

Ok, maybe only until you step onto the weighing scale D:

We went to Santouka at Central for ramen. I remembered going there like 3 years back and it was alright.

However, the staff (one of the zhabor) had really bad service attitude and it already ruined my impression. I ordered Shio, (salt) whilst Zax ordered the spicy one and the rest had Shoyu (soy sauce). The shoyu one is the best, 2nd photo. Mine is the 3rd photo.

I find Ipudo tastier.

I saw another ramen store near it, called Marutama. Heard people raving about it. I will definitely go try it one day.

Had mango Margarita by the jug afterwards at Cafe Iguana. I really love their complimentary salsa and thin crispy chips! It costs 10$ to refill the bowl so no thanks. -_-

It was a place of reminiscence for me as well because J and I had coronas, and I an additional LIT. It was one of our first few dates and well. I would die to just relive that first few dates again.

OK MOVING ON. HAHA.

WHEN YOU ARE SAD, SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE OR THINGS THAT LOVE YOU.

Let’s all just take a look at Ky with his cha soba before we end the post. Because its a beautiful ending.

“Why not just wait? Wait patiently because you deserved the pain.” He asked.
She shook her head, her eyes tinged with hurt as she whispered:

Because love is letting go.

14Nov2014

letting go

by Valeisky

I’d always remember him like a fleeting dream. That night we first met, etched so deep in my head, it’s almost as though that fragment of memory is bent on nestling there, within the depths, to be ever so painfully reminisced, over and over again.

I listened to blue jeans on replay, as the adrenaline from our first ever texts prevented me from catching up on sleep. He was too beautiful, too much of everything that I wanted. Sounds like exaggerated perfection, but no. he stood out; among the chaotic crowd in the way I visioned “him” to be, like the missing jigsaw to my almost complete life.

It was the best time to be in love. It was the best time for US to be in love, with each other. He wanted to be loved, and I wanted to love someone, who actually wants all of my love. All that was overflowing at the brim.

We were like magic together. Like the over-rated romance you see on screen, where the man pins her against the wall and lock lips, tells her that she’s beautiful, watches her do her make up, have crazy, awesome sex and does every single thing every day with no relent.

I miss our relationship, very much. The conversations laced with puns, with synergy and with so much love. I miss so many things that its impossible to go through every day, doing anything without that sardonic jolt as my brain takes me on a trip.

We parted, as like all the ephemeral things, like a snowflake dancing and falling into your open palm. He moved on with life, and so did I. Yet I realized that in my heart, I never truly left our relationship. How do you simply move on from something so perfect? Do you take a winning lottery ticket, toss it into the sea and say “BYE, 1MILLION DOLLARS, BYE~~” Do you give up the job that you love, that loves you back and say “Fuck, I am just going to settle for a <insert irrelevant shitty jobs here>”

Are you wondering why I didn’t say “I miss him” instead, its “I miss our relationship”? Because when you fall in love with someone, it can end up in alot of shitty ass ways. But being in a relationship is different from simply loving someone. Being in love with the relationship is loving how the two of you are together. And I loved that. I loved that so much that it clouded my vision.

You know how people always pat you on the back and say “Cheer up, you will find someone better.” The truth is that everyone is someone better. Everyone is someone worse. All that really matters is whether or not the “better” parts of the someone fits what tickles your fancy.

When I was with that boy, I looked at all his better parts. And I loved them to bits. But I also looked at his worse parts and decided that hey, I can live with that. I embrace that and most importantly, I can fix them.

But now as the words that left his lips perpetually resonates in my head: Move on, don’t cling on ;

I asked myself, why did we had to part? What happened to us? And I realized the answer is that I have been focusing too much on the beauty of our relationship that I have forgotten to remember that beauty is only superficial.

move on, don’t cling on.

5Nov2014

Goddess of paint two

by Valeisky

I’m sorry for this sudden post. I just need to remind you guys that your goddess has unlocked the next level of her paint skills. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING GEM IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REAL.

LOOK AT IT. ITS 3D.

this is the original in dota 2:

I am so pleased with myself right now, i think i am kanye west. HAHAHAHA

3Nov2014

Plz no carry

by Valeisky

ENOUGH OF CARRIES.

Hello everyone. Your goddess has been missing for so damn long. I BET YOU MISSED HER LIKE CRAZY.
Don’t worry, shes safe and sound and in 1 piece. 😀 or you want her in 2 piece?

DID YOU GET THAT PUN BRO.

Yes, I am in a better mood now. 🙂

I guess all I really want to do right now is to look forward to the legacy airlines interviews, and then do the part-time job that I love whilst still keeping up with my freelancing. And yes, people have been asking me to stream. I am still hesitating as its alot of work for a computer idiot like me. I only know how to PRESS THE ON BUTTON. and then suffocate the computer by holding the on button when the com hangs. That’s about it.

And what if I stream and no one watches it 😥 Afterall, I am no dendi. Will you support my stream? 😀

Anyway something bad happened to my dear slut. He’s bald now 😥

So the story goes one fine day I was cuddling him to zzz, took some photos of him as usual and then gave him a good rub WHEN I FOUND A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING LARGE TICK. It was burrowed into his neck and lycan was oblivious. OH MY HIGH HEAVENS AND GREATEST ULTRA UNIVERSE.

Can you believe it. I slept with a tick. I SLEPT WITH A TICK AND I CARESSED IT THINKING IT WAS FUR OH MY

LOOK AT THE MONSTROSITY. So anyway yeah I panicked like a loving mum and sent him to the groomer’s which also happens to be the world’s most unscrupulous shop ever. Spent a bomb. The groomer made me buy two tick-and-flea sprays. One is 39.90. One is 47.90. She told me, the 39.90 is to spray the floor. 47.90 is to spray Lycan. I went home and checked the labels. FUCK. THEY ARE BOTH MEANT TO SPRAY DOGS.

So that’s the story of how I bought two sprays that carries the same application purpose. Here are his bald photos.

I know, dat cone looks retarded. LOL. poor lycan.

Did the SMRT imob event recently. Hell yeah it was quite fun! Too bad people who work for the event can’t participate in the contest. Else i’d definitely want to win that amazing huawei phone and use it just to take photos. LOL

My favorite lychee martini! Was working for cable car (the pub behind centerpoint) and after my work ended, the nice bartender made me a special lychee martini with 4 LYCHEES! Yay 😀

What’d you say about red lipstick? I used to love wearing it alot. Suddenly found the urge to wear it again. Despite dat stick of awessomeness reminding me of my former shitty cabin crew life. HAHA.

First shot taken at mambo jumbo! Went with yama and his friends. IT WAS SOOOOOOOO FUN. Altho there were disgusting guys trying to stick their tongues down some drunk girls’ throats but hell, who cares.

Red lips always look good on a girl!

Its sad to think that music from the 80s and 90s are fading out and that now everyone’s into EDM. I love the feeling of the mob dancing in sync to the music together. No sleazy grinding, no whorish moves. Just plain, fun and clean dance. I love britney spears and modern talking to bits. 🙂

I remember in secondary school, my friends used to laugh at me when I told them my favorite band is modern talking. They asked me what era am I from. I used to wonder is that the reason why I was never part of the cool kids. Now, I think I am ashamed to be embarrassed of what I love. Let the 80s live on!

Anyway, I just really have to emphasize on my blessed life with my nonsensical family members.

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My sister believes my dog vomited from whining too hard.

Don’t, I repeat, don’t ever take the double bicycle with my mother because it will be you doing 2 persons’ work. HAHAHA

I was damn sad the other day because I cooked carbonara pasta for dinner, and kept some cooked pasta and mushrooms in the fridge with plans of making a tomato based pasta the next day for lunch. TO MY DISAPPOINTMENT, my mum threw the pasta away having mistaken it for some mouldy noodles that has been kept for ages in the fridge.

But YES. OUR FRIDGE ALWAYS HAS A MIRACULOUSLY BOUNTIFUL SUPPLY OF EXPIRED FOODS. so the next time you come, and want to grab something from the racks, check the date. smell it. look closely. Because my sister and I have had waaaaay too much of the spoilt milk, cheese, meats, soured leftovers and MOULDY GRAPES,ORANGES, CHILLI SAUCE THAT CHANGED COLOR

AND LETS NOT FORGET. EVEN OUR BANDAIDS EXPIRED.

Cooked instant noodles in the end 😥

Welcome to my home. HAHAHA

But okay la, enough of gross (but true) stuff. Here are some yummy food I ate the past week.

Smoked salmon salad in balsamic vinegar

Savory omelette rice with smoked salmon and half tamago

Had them at the Japanese cafe in 313, lvl 3/4 can’t remember.Quite expensive, and only average in tastiness.

Seafood paella

Garlic pork with mash.

Had my usuals at marche and now that I think about it, although the paella is really tasty, its super bo hua since its 19 bucks for a serving. Siao.

Eh, someone piqued your goddess a few days back. He said “models nowadays are so superficial and only know how to cover in thick make up and stand around like a vase, take selfies and act pretty.” I beg to differ, you obnoxious, shitty man.

SEE? I don’t need to act. I AM ALWAYS GORGEOUS. YOUR GODDESS IS ALWAYS GORGEOUS EVEN IF SHE GIVES YOU THAT EXPRESSION. REMEMBER IT PEASANTS. ❤

23Oct2014

Losing grip

by Valeisky

I am sure all of us know that feeling, that feeling of allowing someone to have complete control of your emotions whether or not it was intentional. How your conversations will affect your mood for the entire day. or the lack of them.

Will you hold on to something that has only a mere 10% chance of working out? And for that tiny fucking 10%, you have to put in 1000% of yourself, and more.

You are stuck, you can’t turn back now. Yet you don’t know how to carry on. For that remaining 90% that wouldn’t work out, your brain is telling you to abandon ship. But your heart is crying, screaming, begging you, saying “PLEASE DON’T LET GO. HE IS THAT 1 IN A MILLION.” And then you scream back:

IF HE IS, IT WOULDN’T HURT.

but you still succumbed. you pray to yourself one day your heart will give up. you pray for that moment of epiphany, that you were so fucking dumb. However, that moment isn’t here yet.

Enough of my rants. I know I haven’t been updating. Damn… too much dota, but my mind is still cluttered. Will come back soon. I promise.

29Sep2014

Being happy…

by Valeisky

My peasants, your goddess is here.

Not entirely recovered, but getting better. I used to think we should never give up something that makes us happy, until that something or someone has given up on wanting to make you happy. At this point, as much as my heart wants to give benefit of the doubt to that particular someone, I know whatever I am hoping for will only end in extreme anguish.

But it may not be a bad thing. It will be the direction to steer me ahead through this storm.

I look fugly here. I had to plait my hair because it was the most convenient way to achieve wavy locks, and it will look styled when I am there working for the F1 after party. my god. I really look fugly.

Any girl to your liking this photo? Pay me matchmaking fee of 50$ and I will consider. HAHAHA

Cecilia, Gladys and I in our uniforms for our F1 work.

Look at my hair! Natural wavy look. No need to use styling iron. I am not a fan of heat treatment for my hay(hair).

So, speaking of the after party. The only celebrities I actually recognized were Estelle (the one who sang American boy which coincidentally is one of my favorite songs) and Gordon Ramsay. And I had the honor of putting the wristband on him. Whilst I was there trying not to appear overly starstruck, I diverted my attention to looking at the cute f1 racers who came as well.

And no. I didn’t know they were racers until I realized they had all the VIP treatment. 2 hot 2 handle, bro.

Have you ever just stared at your dog shitting. I did, and I particularly enjoyed making Lycan feel awkward whilst he was trying to poop with eyes staring intensely at him and a camera shooting away.

Don’t ask me why he doesn’t poop on the newspaper. Somehow, he saves the newspaper only for pee.

I think that was what he felt whilst shitting. HA HA HA don’t hate me… it’s too cute not to show you guys.

Worked at Cuddles Cat Cafe the other day. I really do enjoy the work there. It’s idyllic and very fun. Time passes quick to my astonishment and LIKE WHO, wouldn’t want to work in a cafe filled with furry animals, with a floor covered in plush carpet and wearing a yukata, looking pretty. WHOOOO????

Just imagine the overwhelming cuteness. Random cats running around and some sleeping happily whilst you walk past.

Drew some cats on the papers used to record the customers’ check in times.
My lousy art should not be questioned.

Full length photo of my yukata. You get to pick from a variety in the cupboard! Omg. Geisha dream come true.

I still have trouble remembering the names… I think this is called snowflake. I find it really amusing the way cats look at you like you are their slaves.

Please do drop by to visit me!

I will be working this Friday, 3rd October from 12.30-6.30.

The lovely cafe is situated at Scape, (right beside Cineleisure), level 2.
Charges are as followed:

12$ for each hour, 3$ for each subsequent 15mins following the 1st hour.
Food and drinks are optional, but sold separately.
Main meals are to be ordered from FISH TALES, a cafe downstairs and it will be delivered up to you for consumption within the cafe.
Bottled/ Canned drinks and snacks are sold in the cafe, all below 2$.
Japanese sweet treats can be purchased separately or in boxes.

You are allowed to take as many photos as you want as long as there is no flash. Feel free to hug, carry, pat and rub the cats.

Okay, time for some food posts:

I had this kimchi ramen whilst at work in the cat cafe. It costs 6.80 and the menu said:

Kimchi ramen, (contains pork) 6.80.

I ONLY FOUND 1, MISERABLE PIECE OF PORK. Come on now please change your menu statement to: (contains A small piece of pork).
I think it justifies the price better. Was really spicy tho. And cooked quite well, I finished the entire bowl.

BUT THEN AGAIN, what can go wrong with freaking instant noodles.

Went for a boudoir photoshoot with Yama. That lil rich ass booked Swissotel , spent a bomb and then I told him boutique hotels are cheaper, and waaaay more beautiful. Guess we should be seeing photos done at Studio M soon. Its my favorite boutique hotel 😀

If you are looking for a rendezvous with your loved one, I think you can consider Studio M. Get the better rooms. Its double storied, with beautiful stairs and seamless full glass windows. The beds are located on the “2nd floor” which is more like a loft. Extremely cosy.

Being a business hotel, the rooms are actually cheaper if you book the weekends. They have lots of promotions going on as well.

So yeah halfway through the shoot both of us got fucking hungry and then you know ITS FUCKING ROOM SERVICE TIME!!!
Like who the fuck can resist just making a phone call, and then food gets delivered right up to your face.

I had beef lasagna whilst Yama, being a Fan tong (rice bucket) as he is had nasi goreng EXTRA RICE. We ordered onion rings and wedges, as well as a chocolate mousse-esque cheesecake for dessert.

Hotel food… Overpriced and over-rated. the lasagna wasn’t to my liking, but the dessert and onion rings were alright. And thanks Yama for the treat 🙂

They gave this complimentary bread basket and me being the fucking butter whore peeked inside the basket to look for some dough to go with my butter:

AND I FOUND THIS:

LIKE WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS MY IMAGINATION THAT ONE OF MY CREATIONS I MADE IN THE TOILET CAME TO HAUNT ME IN MY VISIONS.

And the irony, I ate it. AND THEN IT WILL COME OUT LOOKING JUST LIKE IT IS NOW.

I can’t believe i had the stomach for it. pun intended. HA HA HA.

Menya Musashi @ Raffles City Shopping Centre, #01-16

Ambience: 8/10

I loved the feel and decor of the place. Traditional, yet snazzy.
They have 3 types of soup base, White, Red and Black.

White (Shoyu) Probably symbolizes the light, delicate flavor.

Red (Spicy) No explanation needed for this!

Black (Garlic oil) Flavorful, rich and bold.

I ordered the Black ramen with 4pcs of Chashu. It’s a set and it comes with side dishes of your choice. I picked the cold tofu.

Cold tofu drenched in sesame sauce.

The sesame sauce was awesome. Paired with the green garnishes, it was perfect.

Goddess meter: 9/10

I read many reviews that people found the ramen soup base to be too salty. I think they are unaware that ramen soup is meant to be this way. The flavors of the broth are strong and distinct, seeping into the ramen and with the slight density of the broth, every strand of the ramen is coated with a thin film of the viscous soup.

I liked the soup, you can feel the effort spent in the actual making and slow simmering of the broth. It was a strong taste, but it wasn’t overwhelming. I felt it went well with the noodles and chashu.

Quite disappointed with the noodles, I think maybe because the waiter did not enquire/we forgot to request that I wanted my noodles to be of hard texture. It is a common practice in Ramen shops in Singapore nowadays for the waiters to ask you how you like your noodles done. Because it seems that Japanese enjoy their ramen to be QQ and abit hard, whilst Singaporeans are believed to have a penchant for soggier, softer noodles.

The noodles I got was pretty soft and soaked through, there was hardly that “Chewy” effect when you sink your teeth into em. You can tell from the photos above.

Chashu was grilled, and the burnt bits were definitely to perfection. However, the meat was too hard, and there were no fatty parts. I always preferred my Chashu to have a little slab of fats over its edge. This however is probably just the style of the shop, and my own personal preference.

The egg was done quite well, and looks good. I am not a fan of eggs so… :’D can’t really comment much here. But its definitely soft and watery, which is enough to drive the egg lovers crazy.

I really liked the presentation, with the wooden tray in contrast with the beautiful porcelain bowl. The cutlery was also served horizontal, traditional Jap style. Chashu and everything was placed in an appetizing way. Good colors.

I’d say its definitely value for money, because it costs just alittle more than your average icky Ajisen (no intended hate here), comes with a side dish with actual promising quality.

Soup base: 8/10
Noodles: 5/10
Chashu: 6/10
Tamago: 7/10
Presentation: 9/10
Value for money: 8.5/10

Yama’s pick:

You can tell by looking at the cha shu that the grilled parts are freaking awesome… but there’s no presence of any fats.

They are having this cute little promotion now, that if you spend 50$ and above you are entitled to a small lucky charm which has a samurai on it. I picked the red one.

I really hope this lucky charm will indeed bring me the luck I so desperately need.

Its the end of my ramen review, I would say, go and give it a shot if you haven’t. It’s definitely worth it.

I received this drawing as a present. Such art. many cute, so skill

The “kimono” drape/shawl/overcoat is like probably at the end of the hype right now but i just can’t freaking get over the one I just bought.

Its too pretty and I’ll upload a photo of me in it during the photoshoot soon.

Went to celebrate my dad’s birthday at ChompChomp, I almost asphyxiated from the smoke. Watched my sister eating the cockles so happily and I told her that her fingers look as tho she just stuck them into a vagina on period. But that didn’t stop her from consuming dem gross shellfish at an alarming rate.

Satan’s minions, i’d say.

This is one of my favorite photos from the shoot, I can’t upload the rest anywhere because its NSFW and I really do not wish to attract more perverts than I already am now.

Its super gorgeous because 1) can’t see my fuck face 2) isn’t too sleazy 3) black and white 4) shows my undying affection for drow ranger. 5) I actually look like i have some boobs finally.

In case any of you have yet to know, the tattooed words read : Pride of the drow.
Its taken from one of the phrases said by my favorite dota 2 character. Talk about virtual obsession….

Good bye guys. 🙂

25Sep2014

Changing tides.

by Valeisky

Hello peasants.

I am sorry for the lack of updates. I promise a great one will be coming by the end of this week. I thank you all for being here for me. I will be honest, I haven’t been in the best state. Being an avid reader of horoscope, for this Aquarian/ Picses you are facing, yes, I have been trying my best to regret nothing and live like I am ape shit. As cliche as it sounds, it’s fucking bullshit.

I am at the edge of the cliff, with no more resources left to burn. Everyone makes mistakes. And you will tell me “You are still young! Go out there and make some more! The more mistakes you make, the better person you will be.”

And the thing is I really do think that statement is true. However I also feel that all mistakes should be corrected and everyone deserves a second chance.

In all the failed relationships I have had, many of which whom’s hearts I have broken, some which had me utterly down the gutter; I can safely say I have matured over the years, but still…. making mistakes.

At this quarter life crisis mid-point right now, I look out of my living room’s window at 3am in the morning when everyone’s sleeping. Tears will stream down my face as I try to breathe in the soothing cold air. And then as I exhale, I will frown to myself saying “Amber, you need to be strong. You have been through sicker shit than this and you are fucking alive. Tomorrow when your eyes open, you will realize you are still here. The shit’s still there and ain’t going no where until you clean it.” (you can try telling urself that too. that shit really works.)

And then I will go back to my bed and force myself to lie still for hours like I am dead until day breaks. It’s almost ironic. Feigning death to face life again.

And so I will. I will get through this no matter how hard it is. I am already halfway there, I can feel it. Watch this spot. 🙂

I love you guys.

17Sep2014

sims 4 u?

by Valeisky

Hello peasants.

So as alot of you already know, having seen this photo I posted on Facebook that I finally acquired my long awaited sims 4 game. Quite late, since the official launch was in early September.

Let’s see. I have come a long way; being an absolute Sims fan. I still remember my first PC game was the original Sims 1, in its cute little CD box. I got it from the Popular bookstore right below my house. The music really brings back memories.

You can listen to them here, my sims 1 fans.

I collected every one of the expansions! But lost most of them after lending them away and not getting it back. 😦

As you can see on my left hand, only 3 is left. Thus I got my aunt to buy the complete collection for me and shipped it to SG 😀
Same goes for my sims 2 and 3.. all sitting in a snug corner of my bedroom now.

Here is my game review for sims 4 and I hope this review will come in handy for anyone who (may have same sentiments as me and looking for agreement) or has intentions of buying the game.

The Sims 4 Game review by your awesome goddess:

Price:

I did not manage to get the Collector’s edition which includes the USB in shape of the classic plumbob. It was sold out. So I got myself this Premium edition, which includes a handbook that gives you a little insight into the game. The edition also includes some extra “in game items”. Mine is priced at 96.90. The Collector’s edition is at 120 with everything the same, just with an extra Plumbob usb.

The standard edition is 64.90. Like wtf? It’s an extremely huge difference to me and honestly the items are not that fantastic. But ok fine. I am a fan. Just take my money.

Pre game mechanics:

I am sure everyone remembers the long ass wait when loading their sims 3. Especially with my 1gb of custom content and super slow pc, the wait can take about 8-10mins. You even get to play the little object hunting game whilst waiting.

This is how the loading for sims 4 looks like:

They have really cleaned up the look. There’s nothing. No fancy colors, no pictures, nothing. Just a huge ass plumbob with some swirly pattern and the usual loading texts. But the thing is, it only takes 1minute, (excluding the maxis ea intros) and I am already at the neighbourhood. Super fast. Like wew.

Main game:

Once the screen loads, you will come to this:

No, dont expect your camera pan taking you on a tour around the neighbourhood, showing you the sims jogging or the cars going by like in sims 2. It’s fine without it, to me, since I always skip the panning. However, this is all that you will see as long as you are at the main screen.

A NEIGHBOURHOOD WITH NO COLORS. Where is the life? Am I looking at a blueprint? Or??? So yeap, the makers really did alot of CLEANING. Toggle between neighbourhoods at the top left-hand. Edit your town or create sims on the top right.

So you will finally see abit of color when you hover over the neighbourhood. It’s divided into a few pieces. And then zoom into the house you want to play. I feel like I am playing an interactive architectural game more than anything.

User panel:

Your controls are pretty much the same, `, 1, 2, 3 and page up/down etc. This picture shows what you will be handling to play your game. The action queues are now at the bottom left, and your sims general toolbar is at the bottom right. As you can see, I clicked onto the motives tab. The annoying thing is that the motives tab will auto close when you go into buy mode. And then you have to click on it to expand it again.

The time and date is smack in the middle, at the bottom, and fucking tiny. It’s quite hard for me to read it. Game options, general settings at the top right.

Extremely clean UI. You now don’t have edge scroll, but you can right click to move about in the game, left click to rotate.

Buy/build mode:

I liked the build mode in sims 2 the most. For sims 4, every building option is made clickable from the house picture at the bottom left. Which I find quite annoying because it took me awhile to find which bloody part of the wall is FOR THE WALL option????

They now have this pre-made furnished set to limit your creativity. You can choose from different themes.

By the way, if you love water, be prepared to cry; Sims 4 have no swimming pool. Yes, even if you have 592482842848248 simoleans you still can’t have a bloody pool in your backyard.

You can’t rotate the object manually anymore. You have to left click like a retard to get the item facing the direction you want. I am still struggling with the buy mode as it seems I really have difficulty using the new UI for it.

Sim features:

Remember the good ol days where your sim will answer the telephone on the wall or use it to dial for pizza; There is no more telephone in the buy mode. Everything is now done with your cellphone, simply click on the cellphone icon at the bottom left and pick your poison.

Oh ya, that leads to another thing. Gone are the days of your fancy ferraris, lamborghinis and porsche, the days of running like an idiot to the nearest subway or flagging a taxi. Now, all you gotta do is click travel, and then the game brings you back to the colorless neighbourhood screen and asks you to choose your location. Then poof, your sim will magically be transported there.

Your sim is still able to learn cooking etc via tv. Most of the fundamental stuff on running your sims’ lives are unchanged.

however, you can no longer stretch your sim’s motives bar for just that little bit more. If he’s gotta go, hes gotta go. I find it fucking stupid because my sim woke up in the middle of the night yelling that he’s hungry, when the motive bar was only at yellow, not even red!

I had to make him cook some food, only to see it wasted because he was already full after… 2 bites?

Look at the bottom left, your sim will now display his emotions, with the current emotion in big block letters in case you are an idiot and can’t read facial expressions. The “aspirations” are now in form of bubble thoughts and you can choose to burst da bubble by clicking X. The moodlets are still here, just that I find some extremely ridiculous as well.

Your conversation’s progress with the partner is now at the top in the center. It will show you how the recipient is feeling. And you can now talk about everything even when seated on the couch. So you no longer have to stand up, make the recipient stand up just to tell a joke. That is a good thing, however,

Now every fucking tom dick and harry can join your conversation. If you are at a park playing chess with your girlfriend, don’t even think about having a nice conversation with her, because all the aunties uncles even children will come and join in. And no, you can’t refuse to talk to them.

My date suddenly disappeared when we were at the park. Literally disappeared. I didn’t even see her walking away. Is that a bug? Or did the overly enthusiastic park uncles scared her till her pixels turn transparent.

You can still have your date to stay the night. the girl did not sleep the entire night, even though they already woohooed. No, there is no more cheesy animated scene for having woohoo for the first time. They just walked to bed and disappeared under the sheets. Pretty boring. I know the game is rated 17+, but what’s so rated about two people walking to the bed and covering up with sheets? Since porn is already every where online, how about teach your younger players how to actually have sex. I’d definitely not agree to the sex if I was that girl.

She cleaned the counter for me and sat on the computer chair all night.

For all you romantics out there, there is no restaurant to bring your lover out to on a friday night. No more bumping into that cute boy whilst getting your groceries.

There’s only a park, (with nothing to do except chess and fishing), a library (like why the fuck would I want to go there.), a museum (geez… sounds fun) and a pub, (nope, not as exciting as aquarius in sims 3.) where everyone joins in your flirty conversation with the girl you’re trying to pick up and a gym.

Remember what i mentioned about having no taxis and cars. So how do you go to work now that there’s no carpool? Your sim literally disappears into thin air.

And you can no longer choose how you want his work performance to be as like in sims 3, so slackers, be disappointed. And all the bootlickers, too bad! You can’t even monitor his motives bar. Its like it just freezes right there.

How unrealistic… and we are in 2014.

Graphics:

I guess that’s one of the only things to show off about buying a new graphic card just for sims 4….

The graphics are beautiful. But maybe it’s just because I have a good card.

C-A-S:

They’ve cleaned up the CAS as well. So yeah basically that’s all that you will see in game. The making of the sim is to be applauded, because gone are the days of annoying shadows under the cheekbones, oddly shaped boobs and misaligned jaws. Just touch and push, like clay.

BUT!!!! You now only have 3 traits. And they are extremely limited. Like how does 3 traits even define someone???

Hi, I am friendly, I am good, I am neat. Is that it????? 2014???? Not even horoscope!

So yeah, we have come to the end of my review. I am extremely upset by all the things that the creators have abolished, because it doesn’t feel like a sims game anymore. I am no longer playing 4, back at 3 now. However, I will encourage you to purchase it if your laptop/computer is not high end. As Sims 4 can definitely run smoothly on your system.

Thank you! I hope this helps. Please do feel free to ask me any questions.

Here, have a photo of lycan begging for attention:

10Sep2014

WOWOWOW TORTY!!!

by Valeisky

Hi peasants

sorry your goddess has been a little less active on her blogging. I know its time to bless you all with my bullshit. Life has been quite busy for me, which is good. I did a couple of shoots, have a few more lined up and something that I’m really looking forward to: F1!

I got into the list of models they will be using for the exclusive after-party for the F1 event. It will be held at amber lounge.

credits: amber-lounge.com

I have absolutely no idea what i’m supposed to do / will be doing /end up doing but I’m excited as hell and it’s no thanks to my events agent. I bet she really pushed for me to get in.

Went to a make-up workshop (which was just direct selling) by some taiwan people. Although they are friendly, I felt they could have put in more effort on the actual teaching of make-up application. I have been to Mary Kay’s before, and the standard is there. You really learn how to take care of your skin as well as how to put on make-up.

This is a photo taken whilst we were set to remove our blackheads from our noses during the taiwan workshop. My sister (2nd from left) actually won the entire bottle of facial product for being the one with the most blackheads in class. IMO I felt damn paiseh for her. If it was me I would have burrowed into a hole and died sobbing. However the entire class was filled with kiasu aunties whom were the least mindful of how embarrassing such a “contest” is. They were more jealous, if anything. Like, HELLO, FREE BOTTLE OF FACE CARE WORTH 20 BUCKS.

By the way, is it just me or my arm looks distorted. Like dislocated. LOOOOOOL

I did my first actual event (after so loooong) by accident. I wasn’t meant to be the girl doing the event but because the original model couldn’t make it on the last day of the event and my friend asked me. It seems this really needs a FAT ASS STROKE OF LUCK HUH!!! HAHA.

Anyway it was to man a Rexona booth at NTU, and my lovely cousin actually came from her South Pine to North Pine (where I was) just to support me and take a selfie! She’s an angel.

But really, why are the guys in NTU so fucking hot? not to mention, its mini China in there. I’m not being “countryist” now… because the China people are quite friendly. But really, mini China.

I took alot of the free Rexona anti antiperspirant roll-on bottles home. Because I am an auntie. WTF. It’s damn useful sia. I have never used it before in my entire life. It’s like wtf some magic gel or what. When I reached home after an entire day, my underarms so dry and fresh YOU WILL PAY TO LICK IT. okay kidding. kidding about the dry and fresh. HAHAHAHAHHA

Wait, did you get the joke???? Sometimes I wonder if I’m beyond lame for comprehension.

Another selfie with two of the other booth girls.

It was BBQ night on 6th Sept with the bae and his colleagues. That was like Mini Malaysia. HAHAHA. But they were all down to earth and friendly. Something I think scores them a point over Singaporeans. We Singaporeans are too coddled by our government and the indulgent way of life that some of us become extremely spoilt and air-headed.

Well…. I guess we all needed to see a guy wearing a pomelo as a cap.

Mid-autumn festival

I miss those days with my grandfather where we will go down to the park beside his house. There’d be lots of mooncakes, goodies and tea. Then he will help me light up the traditional paper lantern and I will walk around the park with my sister and my two young cousins. My grandfather will be sitting on the chair he brought down and have some beer whilst actually looking at the moon and then talking about PAP. lol.

Time really flies. The elder of the cousins are already in JC now, being a smart ass bitch that she is. Younger one is taking.. Os? I wish my grandfather is still here. Things just ain’t the same anymore because all the special occasions are no longer celebrated. I even stopped going to the house (even tho my grandmother is still there) cuz when I enter his room sometimes it feels as though he’s still there. Maybe in the breeze. And then I will cry like an idiot because I miss him.

and I have been a failure. wait. What have been. Still is. D:

SOOOOOO ENOUGH OF EMO SHITS.

I went to Chinese garden with the bae and my sister and her boyfriend. To look at fucking tortoises and turtles and get raped by spiders. But it was super fun and I was a pig being barbecued over a slow cooker.

Lol a shot of them before we tuck into our picnic food. Some pinoys were at another table having a blast with tablecloths and shits. They were laughing and singing. Wtf why all Filipinos sing so well? I think all of them can go take part in Singapore Idol and emerge champion on first episode.

The tortoise and turtle museum is really an experience. If you haven’t been there and running out of ideas to bring the bae to, bring her/him here! Its only 5bucks per entry. Just shell out 2$ and you get some crunchy kangkong for the tortoises to munch on. THEY ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY. Kinda reminded me of lycan.

I love reptiles so… FUCK YEAH TORTOISES.

It’s fucking shiok to see them stretch their tiny heads (okay.. not so tiny for this one.) and then reaching out to eat the kangkong AND THEN THERE IS THIS CRUNCHING SOUND. WHAT THE FUCK THE CRUNCHING SOUND IS LIKE AS THO ITS DAMN TASTY.

The heart of the museum looks like this. The pond in the middle has a long bridge so you can walk across it. AND THEM FUCKING NARNIA IN THERE. THE TORTOISES they walk around like “DIS MUH PAD, BITCH”.

This little thing was like staring at us and like “Feed me now, fags.” LOL and to think I almost stepped on him. CUZ I DIDN’T EXPECT THEY BE WALKING AROUND LIKE ITS AMERICA.

Which is actually a lovely practice because at least the tortoises can exercise and not feel like they are in captivity. However dem other breeds are kept locked up in tanks/their own enclosure.

No prize to guessing why the Alligator snapping turtles have their own enclosure. Imagine they walk around as well. Omg.

LOL wtf. I think we can make a movie out of that.

If you think that tortoises are slow and stupid, you are soooooooo wrong, mate.

When we approached the bridge, THE FUCKING TORTOISES LIKE TORPEDO SWIMMING UP AND CRAWLING UP (I DONT KNOW HOW DONT ASK ME) ONTO LAND AND THEN ALL COMING TO YOU LIKE IT’S CHRISTMAS

It’s like Africa there when we fed them… I don’t MEAN TO BE COUNTRYIST. I’m just saying its actually quite sad to see them fight for the kangkong. I thought they are not fed on purpose so that the visitors can experience the feeding.

We ended up buying a whole bunch more. That was when the woman at the counter revealed that they actually feed them too. JUST THAT THEY ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY. And I was just like Bro u guys all lil greedy shits like lycan. But too cute and I just cant.

This big one has a large enclosure for himself. He looks lonely and I wonder if he will have a mate soon. I guess it isn’t good to live too long huh?

This is my favorite tortoise in the museum. I think there’s two of them. Either that, or he has been following me and walking like he has boots of travel. Hes huge and he gets to roam around like the other greedy bitches in the pond. He was munching happily on the grass when I spotted him and then offered him the fresh kangkong.

As you can see in the last picture, the close up. IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL. He just kept coming closer and closer. I think he wanted a pat. So I did. He was so adorable.

More photos of him!

We went up to look at the turtles in the tank and HE CAME!!! He walked over and crawled up by himself. HAHAHAHA. Fuck, he was so adorable I wanted to take him home.

I think I am going to add that to my bucket list; owning a tortoise like this. I want to have a grass patch outside my house so that he can run around. Hell, he can even join me on the couch to watch TV if he wants.

There’s a theft of a baby African Star Tortoise at the museum. Like what the fuck bros. Anyway I have more pictures but I dont want spoil too much of the fun. I strongly encourage you to go if you have time. because tortoises are great animals too.

In case you guys don’t know, YES, I did a bike shoot at Pearl Centre’s Carpark on the same day that a body was found in the same carpark, only levels above us. Eerie part, I did a photo with the same background as the crime scene.

http://www.todayonline.com

DID I SPOOK YOU GUYS OUT. But well. I still feel okay. Just sorry for that man, whatever happened to him. The carpark is quite grim tho. But fuck, who cares. the bike is hot and the end results of the photos are awesome. Yes, its mainly because your awesome goddess is in them. HA HA HA HA.

Some behind the scene:

Outfit for the shoot

My make up was apparently too light… Time to dress up like wayang next time there’s flash.

The Ducati Desmo RR was so fucking powerful that I heard it from like streets away. But it’s hot like a bitch, not just figuratively but literally. Burning. perfectly depicts the “Most beautiful impractical things”

I took a selfie by accident when I was touching up my lipstick. LOOOOOL

Bike owner (hes actually a bike dealer) took some photos whilst the shoot was ongoing. He’s a really nice and friendly guy. So are the photographers! Very polite and funny.

I look like a fat slut… 😥 But its okay. I will always have you peasants to love me right?

Valeisky.

in the parallel universe, i'd be with you.

NO RAGRETS.

Anyway have you guys been to din tai feng lately. BECAUSE I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING SO ADORABLE IT MAKES ME WANT TO GO BACK THERE.

WHAT COMES AFTER EATING.???

SKY on 57

(By celebrity chef Justin Quek)

THE ONE THING THAT WETS MY PANTIES LIKE NO OTHER.

ZOUKOUT 2014

I AM THE GODDESS.

Stay afloat.

letting go

Goddess of paint two

Plz no carry

ENOUGH OF CARRIES.

Losing grip

Being happy…

My peasants, your goddess is here.

Please do drop by to visit me!

Menya Musashi @ Raffles City Shopping Centre, #01-16

Ambience: 8/10

Changing tides.

sims 4 u?

Hello peasants.

The Sims 4 Game review by your awesome goddess:

Price:

Pre game mechanics:

Main game:

User panel:

Buy/build mode:

Sim features:

Graphics:

C-A-S:

WOWOWOW TORTY!!!

Hi peasants

Mid-autumn festival

SOOOOOO ENOUGH OF EMO SHITS.