Goddess Goneness

Hola mi campesinos.

As you know, your goddess will be away for work for some time! I will be lugging my ROG with me so that I can dota and hopefully find time to do up my next blog post AND HOPEFULLY COMPLETE MY SHORT STORY. (new one)

But due to unstable wifi in hotel, I wont be able to stream. 😥

So anyway, it appears that the expensive food that kind CY has bought for lycan as present caused Lycan some bad allergies. Apparently my dog is as cheapo as its owner, only likes cheap stuff. To be honest I don’t know if its really the food, or its the shampoo. But guys if you own a dog do be careful! Don’t end up like me. I only knew of Lycan’s allergies when I sent him for his full grooming. Because he always had skin problem, thus I couldn’t tell it was an allergy. I thought it was the skin problem that he always had.

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ANYWAY IF YOU GUYS DID NOT WATCH MY STREAM LET ME TELL U AGAIN. MY DAD BOUGHT ME 60 DOLLARS WORTH OF STAMPS. I told him “Pa, help me buy alot of stamps.” But because one stamp only 30 cents, i thought he will buy 10dollars… thats 33 stamps. Not alot meh?

HE BOUGHT 60DOLLARS THATS 200 stamps bro.

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200 stamps

200 stamps for 60 dollars

1 stamp = 1 letter can be mailed

WHAT AM I DOING WITH 200 STAMPS.

My life is now complete

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In case you guys don’t know how imperfect your goddess can be, look at the photo below:

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Yes.. P is me. P for Potato. FOR PUTANG INA MO BOWLING. 

fucking ball. my ball was always magnetically attracted to the gutter. FUCK.

CANT PLAY BOWLING. DON’T LAUGH AT ME. I DONT WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN.

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So before I go, have a cute photo of my newest toy. It says that it’s a penguin… but it looks like a caterpillar. SO its a fucking caterpillar.

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Bye guys 😀 please stick around and wait for your goddess’ return.

I hate people??!?!

Following the tragic news of how Aui_2000 was kicked by EG for no reason, (like seriously who the hell even uses the word “Kicked” In the official news) That’s extremely rude and humiliating for anyone.

He tweeted “I hate people”.

I think it reminds me of how fucked up people can be. I was talking to someone on steam last night and due to his personal reasons(I am trying to be less mean here) he said this “Other people told me how ragey and bad tempered you are but I chose to believe you are actually not that bad”

Why, thank you. 

I do admit I scream at people alot in dota. He added “It seems both games I played with you, you just cannot get along with my friends.”

All I replied was “Maybe its just your friends.”

I only have one goal in mind, and that’s to have a good game.

If I am screaming, instead of evaluating why am I fucked up, please re-evaluate your own friends. 

This scenario can be replaced with simpler examples for everyone to see clearly.

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As more people are requesting me to add them into friend’s list, I am just going to make it very clear:

The reasons why I scream at you:

  1. You are a major douchebag and everyone on the team can’t stand you but just cant be bothered to tell you. But i will. It doesn’t mean they are nice and I am not. It just means I am verbal and expressive and direct. THIS APPLIES TO ALOT OF TOXIC PUB GAMERS who enjoys insulting people by calling them motherfuckers, noobs, or idiots. That is derogatory and I cannot just sit around and let you scold me or any of my friends that.
  2. You are the last to pick and yet did not consider what the team needs (usually a support role) and decided to go ahead with your own selfishness to play whatever you want (normally a carry) and causes the team to have 3 carries, 1 solo mid and 1 hero which don’t know where to go. And 1 carry (normally me who randomed first) ends up playing support. So you will see a random drow ranger with wards and dust
  3. You are not good at dota, but stubborn and refuses to listen to commands. (from anyone)
  4. You picked/randomed a support but refuses to help buy wards and instead, chooses to go for your own items without thinking maybe it’s more beneficial for your fellow support to get their main item first.

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That being said, its so simple isn’t it? All these reasons contribute towards one thing and that’s : You selfishly made the game less enjoyable for the remaining 4 people

All these rooted from one thing, and that is IN the dota community, a huge percentage is still male dominated. Filled with egoistical,selfish and ill-mannered males.

I make noise not because I wish to stoop to your level (as some would like to argue) I am just verbally informing you of my displeasure although I know you will still be clueless and continue living your life as the imbecile you are. But that’s ok with me. At least I told you.
So all these being said, back to what the guy has said last night. I pick my friends wisely. And that’s why no such nonsense ever occurs when I play with them. It’s just your friends, really. They are the toxic pub gamers that every one hates.

So If i have accepted your friend request… Please keep these in mind.

MURDEROUS PERIOD MURDEROUS MOOD

Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.

jubilant weekend for you?

Hola mi amigos~

HOWS YOUR JUBILEE WEEKEND. Did you plan for something exciting? unlike me? Down with gastric problems and I have work later. I really hate people. So sure as hell you won’t see me queuing for all the free SG50 stuff that are being offered. But please do let me know how was your experience like if you ever went to try the free admissions to the various parks.

Please don’t get molested too.

There is huge change in my plans from now onwards, but don’t worry I will still retain my passion for blogging nonsense in a bid to entertain all of you bored peasants. As you know, your goddess is getting OLD. Wait, we are all getting older at the same time right? *confused after playing too much sims*

As you know, WE ARE ALL GETTING OLDER AND ITS SAD THE PLANET IS MOVING AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING BUT

MY BANK DIGITS ARE NOT JUMPING.

Holy shit that could have been made into an extremely popular quote on facebook. I should do it right now.

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I am in the process of another story. It’s a shorter one. It’s a different… genre. Hope you guys will look forward to it! Will try to get it done by tomorrow so for all of you who are staying at home, ordering food deliveries like me can have something interesting to read.

BTW DO U KNOW THAT SPICY NUGGETS FROM MACDONALDS IS BACK AND U BETTER EAT IT IF U HAVEN’T TRIED IT. GUARANTEED TO INDUCE EXPLOSION IN THE TOILET. 

VIVA fractional laser ZAP ZAP ZAP!

Hi guys.

Note: This post will be boring for guys who are not interested in beauty care, but please do share it with your girl friends if you think it will help!

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http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg/

I am here to plague you with photos of my ugly, bare skin after the laser treatment. So as I mentioned in my previous post, (even provided a photo) I did my gold toning treatment at the same clinic last year. It wasn’t that it took 1 year for the gold toning to take effect. Actually the effect of the gold toning was perpetual and very noticeable. It doesn’t stop improving even after months. (Remember to go to the first post of my archives to read about my experience)

The reason why I waited a year was because I didn’t think there was a need to do laser… due to the cost of course, girls in the know will agree with me on this. Fractional laser is not cheap and there is downtime (term used to describe a period whereby you can only stay home and not be able to work/go outside). However, it is true that I am still lacking confidence whenever I look into the mirror or when I edit the photos from the photoshoots I did and I zoom in to see how visible my scars are.

The scars left on my face left a deep emotional insecurity in my heart because well, every girl wants to be beautiful. In the last interview that I attended, I met a girl (whom of course breezed through every round of the interview and made it through) who had everything that the company looked for. And most importantly, her skin was beautiful. It was neither oily nor dry, had no blemishes and especially, smooth with no holes like mine.

In case you are wondering how the scars come about, it is not only because of Acne. It is true that Acne leaves scars and redness, but holes (pockmarks) like mine are left because I was gullible and fell for the facial scams. I spent thousands of dollars allowing beauticians to “purify” my face by squeezing the zits by force even though I was young and my skin was too sensitive. The result of this; are all these deep holes that can’t be concealed (even by makeup) and they will not heal over time.

I’m sure you girls know what that is. Its the feared beautician tool used to clean out blackheads. The sharp end is used to make a cut on the surface of your zit, and then tissue over, the beautician will squeeze out the pus and the blood. I am not certified to say that this method is 100% wrong and ineffective. What I am saying is that I guess, it is not for everyone, and you are leaving your face in the hands of someone you barely know.

Anyway, so, the holes weren’t that obvious initially because of my acne, but the moment all my acne is cleared up, they started to be noticeable. Especially after the gold toning when all the redness is gone, I realized there wasn’t a need for concealer because even the strongest concealer can’t cover the marks.

So…. laser it is.

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LASER PROCESS AT AEON:

Aeon Medical is set in Pacific Plaza, (Opposite far east Plaza) so it’s really convenient even for a road idiot like me. All the non invasive surgeries are conducted by the Korean doctor himself (which is what I like actually) as he is the owner of the clinic.

Since it has been a year since I last visited, so I wasn’t expecting the Dr to remember me. But he did! He still remembered the things I spoke to him about like my dreams and hobbies etc. Every staff in the clinic is Korean, and they are smiley and friendly. Alot of rich taitais go there too. Lololol.

So this is my nude face sans make up,  before the treatment:

Some parts are still abit pink, but other than that, most of the AOE (area of effect) redness is gone. I know you can see a conspicuous green vein on my face. LOLOL my family said its due to me raging too much in dota. So anyway can you see the very obvious holes?

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This is close up, but it isn’t noticeable when you look at me at conversational distance.

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Alright! Off we go. Doctor instructed for his helper to help me wash my face (she’s extremely beautiful and young!) and oh man her finger strokes really relaxes my facial muscles. She then applies a numbing cream that smells like corn (LEGIT) all over my face and covers it up with some plastic sheet. Whilst I lie there like a disabled potato, she then brings in tea and a painkiller pill for me to pop prior to the laser.

OMG IS IT SO PAINFUL. NEED NUMBING CREAM + PILL. I was honestly abit frightened!

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Can’t see much its fucking dark in the room LOL i was told to lie there for an hour to let the cream take effect.

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ITS TIME FOR LASER D: D: D:

The friendly doctor held friendly conversations with me. Hes a genuinely nice person so you don’t feel awkward or like hes out to scam your money like dem beauticians (no offense really). Makes me wonder how it feels like to date a Korean man. hmmm.. HAHAHAHAHA

So MOVING ON, I am made to lie down on the chair that they use at the dentist. My eyes are taped to be protected. Then the Dr said “Okay, are you ready? We are about to start

To be honest I didnt feel a thing when he went over my whole face for the first time. He was patient and he never stopped asking “Does it hurt?” “On a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt?” And I told him none.

I was really happy because he said that my face wasn’t as red as many other patients he did the laser on. He said this is an indication of healthy skin 😀

Then the doctor said “I will now go over the areas with the deep scars the second time.” That was when it did prick quite abit. BUT SURE AS HELL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FACIALS I DID. And then just like that, my laser session was over!

Mr Doctor helped me to take photos of my skin right after the laser session because I told him I wish to have the photos. Hahaha. He even got his secretary to email me so I will be able to see them the moment I got back home. How nice is that?

(can you see the lip balm? The laser is so strong that my lips were peeling)

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It wasn’t as red as I expected.

After the laser as my skin is probably raw and hurting alot (just that I dont feel it), I was ushered into a room and the pretty Korean lady gave me a calming mask and massage using some special machine.

Then she helped to put on sunblock and I was good to go. I took a photo after the whole thing:

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Isn’t that bad isn’t it? LOL I was expecting like:

I am just going to say it again, according to Doctor, some peoples’ faces were really really red unlike mine. So it really depends on your skin. And most importantly, Stay away from the sun!

I was instructed to use a special cleanser for the next few days :

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It smells really good and it’s so gentle that I don’t feel a thing when I was washing my face. In fact, I felt pain when I was drying my face with the towel. My skin was so sensitive that I could feel every single strand of fabric on the towel.

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Day 2:

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I looked like I had a sun burn. Its really hard to capture the exact intensity of the laser effect because I don’t have those micro lens camera. But all I can describe to you is that there are hundreds of thousands of tiny holes all over my entire face. They are open pores and they are struggling to heal. Thus I obediently stayed at home, avoided make up and the sun.

I mean just imagine putting makeup on your open pores… Doesn’t sound good eh?

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Day 3:

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It actually got abit redder on the third day. Hard to tell from the photo because my room is so bright xD Also, my face started to peel. I felt like a snake and I slapped on alot of sunblock. I recommend using the AVENE Spring thermal water to spray on your face. It really cooled me down alot as well as soothed the face.

Close up:

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Not sure if you can tell from this picture but my entire face was really tender and all the “thousands of holes” started to scab, forming noticeable brown “skin” over, especially so on my nose area. The cheeks were just red.

Day 5: 

My skin looks normal already! 😀 But when I touch my cheeks, I can still feel the raised “dots” that show that the lasered pores are healing.

I will have to wait a month for my next laser session which will inevitably be more painful as the Doctor will increase the intensity of the laser. Doctor said it may take 5 sessions to start seeing visible improvement on the parts with the deep holes.

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I hope this post helped you guys alittle bit. Please do consider Aeon Medical if you are thinking of doing some non invasive surgeries. here’s his website:

http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg/

Feel free to quote my name or my website! I did tell him I want to write a review for him even though I am not a popular blogger. But he has agreed to give benefits for those readers who do come across my review 🙂

See ya guys 😀

EATING AND EATING

I hope you guys read my Sea Nymph story! I have the best feedback from a reader and that’s none other than CKY2. After reading my story he said : “Is it wrong that all that I imagined was Dragon Knight making some sweet love to Naga Siren”

My life is now complete. HAHAHAHHA

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LIFE CHANGING MOMENT: BUKIT PANJANG IS NOW ON THE MRT MAP OMG :’D

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Did you know, when I was in University, I had to endure a 1.5 hour bus ride every day to Queenstown. I know some people have it worse than me, but really. Look at this map. 5 stops to Sixth Avenue, just change a bus and i’d be there in 15mins. JESUS.

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PLATYPUS LOBSTER SHACK 😀

3 Pickering Street, #01-31 Nankin Row

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I finally had the chance to taste their yummy crustacean goodness for myself. Mr Lawyer took me out on a date!

The bar is smaller than I thought, but tastefully decorated. It is cozy and modernistic.

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Good food stays on your mind longer than you’d actually realize it. Even till now, I cannot stop reminiscing about the taste of dat lobster roooooooooll. We ordered a salad because they ran out of all the hot appetizers and soups. DON’T ORDER THE SALAD.

We had lobster roll set, the spicy one, with burnt cheddar (extra cost). Comes with greens and chips sprayed with truffle oil, the Nope salad and the crustacean bowl.

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JUST    LOOK     AT     THAT              OMGGGGG

Crustacean bowl:

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This is supposedly one of their popular items. Mr lawyer mentioned it used to taste better though. In my opinion it was good for sharing, it’s not too good to have it all by yourself because the rice is kinda like sushi rice, so it’s really filling and the dish is sweet, not savory. I believe the sweetness comes from the seafood broth? and maybe some special sauce that I don’t know. But because of the overwhelming sweetness and sushi rice, it will only taste orgasmic for the first few spoonfuls.

But dat lobster roll tho. I can’t wait to go back there, hopefully the soups and appetizers will be available 🙂

Goddess rating: 4.5/5!

Very value for money. They use generous amounts of lobster (goes by weight). The lobster roll set is 22++

I definitely recommend this. You have to try it especially if you are a staunch shellfish lover.

But make reservations!!!

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I went on a food trip at Geylang 😀 Well.. not really a food trip. But I just made random stops to feed myself. Like hell, I did not even know where are all the “Famous stalls” at. Let’s not forget I am a road idiot. So i just to random coffeeshops. DAMN. :O I FOUND SOME AMAZING STUFFFFFFFF

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I walked into this random kopitiam and they served the old fashioned cai fan omggggg. My favorite potatoes, salted veg (reminds me of my ahma’s one) and steamed egg.

Along the main road between Lorong 8 and 6 there’s this dim sum place. I really hate dimsum but damn, their porridge is delicious. And dat crabmeat dumpling…. bigger and juicier than Din Tai Feng’s one. EXPLOSION when you stuff the whole thing into your mouth. It’s quite big so I had to nibble alittle bit first. I think it’s quite famous? I don’t know the name lOLLLL

But i saw many OLs and those office uncles coming to eat for lunch.

Had a good chicken rice too. Somewhere along Lorong 23. In this super plain and japalang coffeeshop. The rice, so fantastic bro. I FORGOT TO TAKE A PIC I WAS TOO HUNGRY SORRY.

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I have been eating so much recently. So fat, but who cares. D: Life is too short to be kate moss! How can you give up on truffle fries? On Macspicy? On FUCKING PORK BELLY???? HOW CAN YOU NOT EAT ROAST DUCK AND DEVOUR ALL THE CRISPY SKIN? HOW TO NOT BUTTER YOUR ENTIRE PANCAKE TILL THE YELLOW GOODNESS FLOWS DOWN LIKE A WATERFALL OF CHOLESTEROL?

This is proof that I have been eating like a starved beast. I went to IKEA and like we all know no one really goes there to buy furniture. Its the fucking meatballs man.

FT8 FT9

Z didn’t eat much SO I HAD like 10 MEATBALLS, THE WHOLE PLATE OF SALMON, MUSHROOM SOUP AND 2/3 OF THE CURRY CHICKEN.  See he didn’t even finish his rice.

Eh it’s really awesome the curry. Omg.

Anyone wants to go Ikea to eat? Please BRING ME

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SO, DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT YOUR GODDESS WAS SOMEHOW SCAMMED/FORCED TO GO TO HELLO KITTY LAND.

It’s freaking 80rm per person. FOR BLOODY KIDS. For that price you thought there will be red carpet and Magical talking cats but Hell it was the worst waste of 80rm ever.

DO NOT ENTER!!!!!!!

It’s basically just ONE SINGLE FLOOR, THE SIZE OF 1 and 1/2 of a 5 room flat. There are only 6 THINGS FOR YOU TO DO THERE AND IT’S ALL FOR KIDS, EVEN THO ITS FOR KIDS, I’D TELL MY KIDS I RATHER BUY THEM A REAL CAT.

And the merchandise is like … A freaking t shirt that says “Hello Kitty” Is priced at 280 RM. PLEASE BRO. Will the shirt give me the figure of Miranda Kerr or what?

FT10 FT11 FT12 FT13

The only few decent looking statues.

If you are thinking of going there, ABORT MISSION. It’s really not worth the trip and money!!!! ABORT ABORT ABORT.

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For you guys who have been reading my blog since the first post when I moved to this current domain, should know that I did Gold toning treatment for my face at Aeon Aesthetic Clinic, (at Pacific Plaza). Those of you who have seen me before and after the treatment, Im sure all of you agree that my skin has improved greatly!

I used to have really really bad skin previously because of hormonal imbalance. So what the gold toning does is, it helps to soothe the redness left by pimples and scars. The picture below, on the left, is how my face was after being ravaged by a ferocious pimple outbreak. So as you can see, the picture on the right, that’s taken about 3 weeks back. The redness has is gone, like 100%. All that’s left are the holes left by the scars.

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I blogged about my gold toning experience. If you have not read it, and would like to, simply go to my archives 🙂

So anyway, I just went to do the VIVA laser on my face this Monday. What the laser does is to help rejuvenate your skin, giving it radiance, lightens scars, decreases the deepness of the holes as well as tighten your pores. Currently at home recuperating now. I will be doing a post about my experience there by this week. If you are convinced and will like to give it a try, just simply quote my name (my Chinese name. Hahaha) and the friendly doctor will give you a discount 😉

JUST A DISCLAIMER!

I am not sponsored by the clinic to write this review. I am not paid in any way. This is solely for my own personal benefit and I am only sharing it because as like all good things to be shared, I want the best for you guys as well as for the doctor because he’s a fantastic guy.

Stay tuned! 😀 😀 😀

heart of the siren.

The waves crashed onto the rocks, as white foam lined against the contrast of the barnacles. He watched the couple from a distance, locked in an embrace. Their bodies were half submerged in the cold water, where they exchanged body heat to fight the cold. Bodies entwined, the man pulled his woman closer, in for a passionate kiss.

A tear rolled down his wrinkled cheek as he took a swig from his flask. The reminiscence was too beautiful, and too painful to relive.

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Alexios was just like any other ordinary boy when he was young – mischievous and inquisitive. His home was in a small fishing village of Southern Europe, where the villagers hunted from the sea for livelihood.  Fresh fish, salt, oysters and pearls were exported and despite its size, the village was prospering from the bustle.

When he hit the age of 21, Alexios had grown to become a fine lad. He had an enviably broad and built physique, with skin evenly tanned from the long hours spent in the sun. His hair was a soft black, with slight curls at the end. They framed his strong jaw perfectly, accentuating his bold green eyes.

His family harvested pearls for a living. Having no advanced breathing apparatus then, the “farmers” were trained to hold their breath for a prolonged period of time, giving them sufficient time to search for the ones ripe for harvest, the ones which held the precious, silvery sphere. Alexios was the best and the strongest swimmer in the team of farmers that his father had instructed him to lead.

The only slight problem with Alexios, was that he was born partially deaf. A mutation in his ear drums caused him to be unable to pick up high notes. But science was still lacking in advancement and he had thus learnt to deal with it throughout the years.

On his 21st birthday, his father gave him an extremely beautiful dagger, embossed with his initials and inlaid with precious stones. A large Aquamarine, for protection from the sea, was nestled in the middle of the handle, surrounded by the bewitching dark green hues of the blood-stones, to protect the wearer from evil and for endurance. They encircled the Aquamarine as though standing in vigilance. Garnets lined the sides, to bless the wielder with courage. Specks of topaz littered along the shaft to grant him everlasting strength and spirit.

Everything was going great for Alexios’ family. The business was booming. But of course, life always had its ups and downs. Alexios’ father fall gravely ill and as dread hung like cobwebs around the house, everyone feared death may win the fight.

Alexios, being the filial son he was, sought to find his father the most beautiful pearl – The black pearl; said to, when grounded and mixed with a certain mixture of herbs, is so rejuvenating that even the dead can be brought to life.

Rumor has it that a half day sail away from the village, in the north west direction on a day with no wind after a thunderstorm, will clear the fog that surrounds a mysterious shipwrecked island. In that island lies a deep pool which was believed to be enchanted. It is pitch black in the day, yet on a full moon, the iridescent moonlight casts a steady stream of moonbeam like a halo and turns the water to blue, enabling sight underneath.

In its watery depths where the seabed is, lies a home to many oysters which held pearls that shine like that of the moon. The oysters are thought to have absorbed the essence of the moonlight which in turn make the pearls so alluring, they will illuminate by themselves even in a place void of light. Out of all those oysters, there will be one with the most enthralling find; the one with the darkest shade of nightsky, yet which shines as bright as the moon itself.

However, many have failed to reach the bottom, having ran out of breath. Some died in a struggle for oxygen, some died on their way to the island. Those few who returned sane, claimed to have heard peculiar and melancholic music.

It was time to hunt. Alexios gathered a few days supplies, recruited a few of his best men. A thunderstorm just brewed over and everything was as calculated.

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The captain of the small ship was Edgar, a man well known for his scruffy gray beard and sea sense. On the zenith of the afternoon sky, the men bid goodbye to their families and set sail for their mission. Everything was going as planned as the ship left the dock, into the horizon of endless width. The weather was making everyone lethargic and hot. Due to the lack of wind, the men had to paddle the oars in order to maneuver through the deep sea.

One of the farmers, Rico, doused in perspiration, still smoked his pot non-stop and said: “I heard from one of my friends, that cranky old fool, said he met a beautiful woman once while he sailed too far out to catch the larger fish.  She was like a dolphin, swimming gracefully and laughing at him. When he bent down for a better look, he heard a splash and BAM! Gone were his fishes from the basket. Went home empty handed and got scolded by his shrewd wife.”

Everyone on the ship laughed merrily and sang songs of the seafarers to pass time. Suddenly, Edgar yelled from the helm of the ship. He spotted something from a distance.

“Alexios! Dingbat. We have a problem!” An enormous school of fish were headed towards the direction of the ship and that meant that sharks will be close behind. It will be impossible to continue the original route as the presence of craggy rocks made it impossible to negate collision into a feeding frenzy.

Edgar pointed to the approaching mass of moving silvers in the water and Alexios knew the gravity of their problem.

“Will it be possible for you to go around? Do an alternate route?” Alexios pressed anxiously.

“Aye. But the reroute will take longer, and there will certainly be more of them rocks and we will have to be more cautious. It’ll be night-time by then, and even I have hardly tread those waters.” Edgar answered with a hint of uncertainty.

Alexios looked as more of the deadly dorsal fins sprung up in the water. He knew there was no other way out. He nodded to acknowledge the captain’s forewarning of the risks. The other men were frantic upon seeing the predicament but everyone worked furiously to steer the ship to the right, away from the bloodfest that was about to take place. They’d rather not be part of it.

It was 9 at night. Amid the cloudless sky, the air was still. The sea was eerily quiet as it basked in the lonesome moonlight. Edgar checked his compass and looked hard at the map again. He beckoned for Alexios.

“If we make a sharp turn here,” Edgar’s weathered finger went across the aged parchment “we will be in the creek of death, but it will enable us to reach the island in no time.”

“Creek of death?” Alexios’ eyes widened. He did not wish for his parents to be without their only child, nor bring all the good men with him right into Death’s hands.

“It ain’t child’s play to navigate through those waters. The small valley got its scary ol’ name because many ships have met their fatal peril there during thunderstorms. Our sweet girl here is small, and the waters are quiet tonight. I’d say we’ll be fine. Won’t we, my lady?” Edgar patted the headboard of the ship lovingly, as though attempting to seek its approval. (after which a creaking sound resonated through the board, as though the ship itself was in agreement with what was just spoken.)

“Its your call, captain. I ain’t no master of the seas, only a humble oyster farmer.” Alexios gripped the old man’s arm firmly and with trust before leaving to join the rest.

The ship sailed gracefully, with no difficulties for its elegant size into the towering valley. The rocks made shape of a tiny path, allowing her to just slip through the space perfectly. The moon was at its peak, peering through the crevice, casting incandescent light throughout.

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“Hmmmm……… HmmmMm…” The men looked towards the direction of the sound in unison. It was a sweet melody, but so… so… sad. Everyone stopped rowing and stood up, completely enraptured. Everyone except Alexios. He picked up a few low notes that had a tinge of vibrato to them, but that was it.

“Hey, guys, Hey!!!” Alexios tried to get Rico’s attention by tugging his arm. But Rico did not respond, as though hypnotized.

Alexios ran to Edgar, whose map was dangling from just two mere fingers. He shook him hard. The ship sailed by itself, as if by magic. The slow current was pushing it, further and further into the valley…

Alexios knew he had to act fast. He yelled loudly into Edgar’s ears. “HEY!!!!”

Edgar shook erratically, as though snapping out of a trance.

“What’s going on Edgar? I can hear some sounds but what has gotten into everyone?”

Edgar heard the song once more and furrowed his brows. “Could it be… How can that be? Song of the sirens! I thought it was a mere sea myth. We have no time. Try to wake them up, my son. I will try to steer us away but… It may be too late.”

Alexios had many questions. But he knew there was no time for answers. Whatever that was happening, it must be really bad. He started shouting really loudly, at the top of his lungs, and tried to slap the men back to reality. But the song must have gotten louder too, as even for Alexios, he was able to pick up more and more bits of the melody.

Finally, the tall rocks ended abruptly. Like two guardsmen of a palace entrance, they parted to reveal a cluster of flat rocks. And on top of those rocks, in the silver moonshine, were a few extremely beautiful…. women. Except that they had no legs, but a long, scaly tail.

Edgar took to his feet, to the large bulk of supplies they brought. He took out his own harpoon and yelled to Alexios “Grab whatever weapon you can find!”

It took awhile before Alexios reacted to the captain’s commands as one of the mythical creatures caught his eye. She had long  silver hair, the color of moonlight, so lustrous it made her skin look paler than it was. She was perched shyly at the corner of the flat rocks, peering at them with her hair messed up from swimming. Her breasts were not as rounded as those of the other nymphs, but they were firm and her nipples were partially concealed by a few loose silver locks of hair.

Her tail was splashing poetically at the surface of the water. It was a mesmerizing shade of aquamarine, just as lucent as the stone on Alexios’ dagger. All the nymphs were still singing, their beauty too ineffable for mortal description.

Edgar used all his force to steer the ship away from some oncoming rocks which were right in the middle of the valley, but the strong current persisted and overpowered him. The ship crashed onto the rocks, and all the men collapsed onto the floor, not from the crash, but as though in deep stupor. Edgar wielded the harpoon, his hand shaking from fear. The two men left standing then ran to the furthest side of the ship, and Alexios attempted to drag the men away from the rocks.

The nymphs made no move, but watched them, clearly amused. One of them with a fiery red tail and loud curly orange hair started laughing heartily. Her breasts were huge, and bounced in rhythm to her enchanting voice. She wore a crirclet made of seaweed and shells.

Alexios tried to pay no attention, still desperately trying to lug all the unconscious men to safety.

There were 8 of them, but as Alexios was trying to rescue the 3rd one, the fiery siren flicked her left hand, as though raising a command. Two of the nymphs beside her immediately dived into the water, before emerging from the surface in a high jump. Both of them landed with hands on the deck of the ship, tails still frolicking in the water.

One smirked at Alexios, before wrapping her slightly webbed fingers around one of the men and in a flash, disappeared into the water. Alexios took out his dagger and just as he was about to try and fend off the second one, Edgar fired the harpoon. The sharp spear pierced the soft sides of the nymph as she cried out in pain before falling back into the sea.

The rest of the sirens started to wail, as if they can jointly feel that searing pain. The fiery one let out a high pitched scream which caused Edgar to cover his ears. Alexios watched in fear, oblivious to the sound but he knew she was letting out a warcry. He gripped his dagger tightly, counting how many he had to fight. 9, including the injured one. Edgar and him, were obviously outnumbered.

Alexios ran to the edge of the ship, which is in ruins after the impact from ramming into the rocks. He knelt down and faced the bevy of  angry women/fish in front of him.

“We are just humble fishermen, here to look for pearls to make a living. I have no intention of hurting anyone… nor letting any of my comrades lose their lives. Please let us go!” His voice echoed in the valley, tinged with a desperate plea.

The fiery one looked at him ostentatiously and spoke. “What do we have here? A brave, handsome young man who did not fall prey to our beautiful song….”

She beckoned with both her arms, and this time 7 of them including her dived into the sea, leaving the injured one mocking him from the corner of the rocks.

Alexios noticed the farmer, Gathos, who was captured by the first nymph that attacked. He was laid flat on the rock, with the nymph on top of him, scrutinizing every part of his lifeless body.

But in the next moment, the fiery one appeared. Her hands were unlike the rest. Her fingers were clawed and too grotesque to look at, with barnacles sticking up like sores. Edgar fired the hapoon, but she dodged it with expertise. A few other nymphs had successfully landed on the deck and tried to slither towards the remaining men, attempting to drag them down to the liquid abyss of death.

Alexios took out his dagger and stuck it out in front of him. “Back off! I don’t know what you are, but I just want the safety of my friends. Let us go!”

The fiery one spread out on the deck, fanning her tail slowly. Her hands propping her up for support. She motioned for him to go closer with her talon. Alexios hesitated, but did not waver. Dagger in hand, he walked towards her.

She made him kneel down beside her as she whispered “We are your most beautiful nightmare.” He gasped as her tail parted into two, before taking form of legs. The scales faded away, leaving only a hint of red at the feet. She wrapped her arms around him as she stood up, steadily, holding his gaze. She then smiled again, seductively as she crooned, her voice spiked with lust.

Her fingers moved to grab his muscular arm, offering her ample breasts to him as his palm covered the circumference of her soft mound. Alexios stared into her eyes, they were a beautiful shade of grey, but he detected no love, no life in them. He snapped out of her trap and pushed her away.

“I have done nothing of unjust! And I will definitely not allow my friends to perish in your filthy hands!” He grabbed her left arm firmly which was scaly and slimy and pinned her down to the floor, dagger at crook of her neck. Edgar let out a loud yelp. One of the nymphs had flicked his harpoon overboard and he was defenseless.

Alexios heard cries as Edgar got maliciously attacked again, with only his arms to fend the vicious nymphs. His grip on the pinned mermaid strengthened.

The fiery one did not show any sign of fear. “Kill me, and you will never get out of here alive!”

“I don’t want to kill you. Just let us go.” Alexios insisted, his voice strong and determined.

“You are courageous… and kind. Reminds me of him.” her lips twisted into a sad smile before anger plagued her face again. “BUT EVERYTHING WAS JUST A LIE!”

Her anger empowered her as she snarled, legs morphing back into her strong tail, which flicked at him with dexterity and finesse. He was flung against the hull from the impact and gradually lost consciousness.

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Heat…. lots of heat…. Alexios struggled to open his eyes. He found his almost nude body covered by white sand, heated up by the perpetual glare of the sun. He was stripped bare, with nothing but his undergarment left. His dagger was gone. Where is everybody? Why is he alive? Or is he dead and this is the heaven that people talked about?

-Swish-

Ripples pooled through the water in dainty circles as a tail disappeared back into the sea. Alexios got up and tried to walk to the fringe of the sand, clutching his head and staggering from the grogginess. Memories of last night were like fragments of a bad hangover.

“Hey, who’s there?” Alexios shouted out to the ocean, feeling like an idiot. It must have been minutes since he stood there, but there was no sign of anyone/anything out there. Just as he turned to head back to the shore, he saw her, perched the same way she did when he first laid eyes on her. She was on the sandy slope, her aquamarine tail dazzling in the midday sun. Her breasts and fore arms were covered in sand, which indicated she must have slithered across the sand to get up there.

He broke out of the gaze when he realized he was too enticed by her beauty. Too beguiled to remember he was an unarmed man wearing only a cotton undergarment standing in front of a dangerous nymph which may most probably rip him apart or eat him. Or both.

Balling his hands into hardened fists, Alexios adopted a fighting stance as he approached her with circumspection.

“What do you want?” He shouted, words carried by the hot zephyr. He was afraid to get too close.

“Come… sit with me.” She replied, her voice almost a sweet whisper, like wind chimes and corals. Her smile was so divine that it melted his heart.

Alexios couldn’t hear her properly, as that pitch was beyond his spectrum of sound. But he lip read and assumed she wanted him to sit down.

“Sit down here? Are you crazy? It’s blazing hot. And I am no fool to be deceived by your disdainful words!” He yelled back, keeping his distance.

She gave a look of subtle confusion before she stretched out her hand, and pointed to a shady spot under a palm tree, meters from where they were. She then stretched out her arms like a helpless child waiting to be picked up.

Unlike the fiery one, she had no sinister shadows, no mask. Her innocuous blue eyes sparkled with no glint of malice. Alexios dropped his fists, contemplated for a while before walking over to scoop her up. After all, its only to her disadvantage to be further away from her wet fortress.

Her tail was cool from the sea water still clinging onto her scales which were a tad bit rough. Her skin however, was soft and smooth. She wrapped her arms around his neck as she rested her silver crown against his taut chest. He felt his heart racing, overwhelmed with an unexplained adrenaline rush bursting through his veins.

“Your heart beat…” She spoke again, this time with no chime in her voice, but a serious tone. Alexios gave a puzzled look before dumping her onto the soft sand underneath the tree.

“Are you thinking of eating my heart?” He responded defensively, hands clenched.

She threw back her head in peals of cheeky laughter.

“Don’t do that, I can’t hear you.” He was annoyed. Annoyed because she must have sounded like an angel but he can’t imagine it.

Her face grew curious as she touched her ears and cocked her head sideways as if in question.

“Yes. I have bad hearing since young. Unable to hear sounds that are too high pitched. So, I will not fall prey to your silly traps!” Alexios then decided to sit opposite her, maintaining his distance.

“Not me.” She said sadly as she played with her hair, brushing sand out of it.

“Is that the one with the red tail?” He probed.

The nymph looked at Alexios as though surprised that he guessed it. She nodded, a fearful expression clouded her beautiful face.

“Then why am I alive?”

“Me took.” She replied and with a simple gesture of her arms crossed into an embrace over her heart.

“But why?”

“Good heart.” She smiled again, cheerfully and reached forward with her webbed fingers, placing them across his chest.

Alexios flinched from her sudden gesture but his body wouldn’t budge. He knew she was feeling his heartbeat.

“What is your name? I am Alexios” He replied tenderly, for that moment when she was sensing his heartbeat was so intimate and so…. comfortable.

“Ika.” The way she spoke her name sounded like bells over a summer breeze.

“Thanks for sparing my life… Ika.” He looked down, as though in awkwardness. Ika inched closer to Alexios, her fingers brushing the coarse stub of his facial hair, before locking gaze with him once more.

The chemistry and her charm was too much for him to bear, as Alexios felt something stirring within his heart. Ika closed her eyes and smiled, as though listening to his rapid heartbeats, her graceful fingers still lingering on his cheeks.

“What am I doing?” Alexios jumped up, startled by the engulfing passion that was about to be further ignited should he lean anymore closer. “Where are the rest of my companions?” He questioned, expression hardened.

Ika’s large blue eyes looked right into his and shook her head sadly.

He couldn’t control his anger, jamming his bare fist right into the palm tree behind her. Letting out a loud cry of despair, he dropped to his knees into the sand, finding it so difficult to accept the loss of his fellow men. He knew he had to get out of there. But he had already lost everything. He needed to find the black pearl.

“Where is the ship. Is it of conditions to sail?” Alexios heaved a heavy sigh, both hands on his lap, turning to look at Ika. She was taken aback by his sudden outrage but understood his pain. She nodded.

“Where are we now? I need to find the black pearl. It is said to be on the island surrounded by fog, resting in a deep pool.” Alexios brushed the sand off himself, got up, and scanned his surrounding.

“Lunam caelo” Ika pointed to the surroundings before gingerly combing her hair with an enchanting smile on her face as she spoke.

She continued “Moonshine palace.”

She then looked up at Alexios with a look of excitement on his face but shook her head. “Dangerous.” and pointed at him.

Alexios frowned. “I am the best swimmer in town. And I have to get the pearl, no matter what. If not, my comrades have perished for nothing. My father… he is gravely ill. I need the pearl, or he will die.” He looked down at Ika and offered his arms, a tinge of sadness swept across his eyes.

“Thank you again… for saving my life. I will repay you one day.”

Ika stared at him and stretched out her frail arms. In his strong embrace, she felt safe. Pressing her ears against his chest, she listened to his heartbeats again.

“Me help you.” She whispered.

Alexios glanced down, looking surprised. “Why are you so nice to me?” An angelic and deathly beautiful face looked up at him and he knew in his heart, he didn’t have to ask.

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She nuzzled his chest once more as her reply. Alexios trudged into the sea, until the water is up to his waist. Then, he slowly let her slip into the cold. She did a few flicks as though she missed being wet. Which was well, natural. Alexios stood still as she encircled him, making playful splashes.

She was giggling, her beautiful laughter echoed within the enclosed mountainous terrain of the island. Alexios couldn’t hear it, but he looked at the pure elation painted on her face and in his heart, he felt that he knew how she sounded.

The splash fight turned serious and they soon found themselves to have made their way into each other’s arms once more. Ika’s tail swirled gently in the water as she clung onto Alexios’ shoulders. Closer… and closer.

Her long lashes fluttered shut as she tilted her head. Alexios looked at her, with her intricate features. She was so heavenly. He pulled her in for a kiss, trying to search for her tongue. As their tongues played ferociously, Ika traced her fingers down his perfectly sculpted back.

She tasted like the sea, and of morning dew. So divine.

Alexios laid Ika down horizontally in the water as he gently swept her hair back. The silvery locks fell gently behind her back, leaving her exposed breasts. Her nipples were taut from the passion, pink and ready to be caressed.  He planted light, fleeting kisses from her forehead, to her eyes, to her lips, working his way down slowly.

His hands trembled slightly as they supported her back, which was arched in fluid concentration with her perky breasts sticking up proudly, as though wanting to be touched. His right hand went up slowly, until he reached the milky globes. With his lips still locked with hers, he fondled her breast. It was soft yet firm, and so smooth. His thumb and index finger worked on her nipple, rubbing it, stroking and teasing so hard. Ika’s tail rose and fell in sheer ecstasy as soft moans escaped her lips.

Alexios broke away from her magical kiss, before going for her breasts. He kissed them both, before latching his mouth on the left nipple, sucking hard. It was of salty goodness as his tongue flicked over the sensitive bud, trying to lap up all that flavor.  His right hand continued to be busy with her right breast, fingering and pressing onto the nub. The dual stimulation drove Ika mad.

Her right hand lunged wildly at what’s left of his undergarment searching for his manhood; only to find it throbbing with excitement. She pulled the garment down, revealing a taut and hefty muscle. Her hand was barely enough to grab the entire circumference, but Ika started stroking it anyway.

The passion roared over the calm waves, as though setting fire to the water. At that moment, Ika’s tail started to morph, just like how the Fiery one’s did. The tail started to divide, and the aquamarine faded. Soon, her newfound legs were kicking up against the seabed.

Alexios was only partially surprised by the morph, but that did not deter him from devouring her soft breasts. He reached up again for yet another kiss, his left hand clasped over her waist in a domineering cradle. His right hand then moved south, navigating in the crystal blue water for her precious genitalia.

His fingers reached her nether lips and they parted to welcome him. As his fingers delved in, the nectar gathered from her arousal clung onto them. She was already soaking wet. He dribbled against the narrow passage in a slow ascension, his thumb grazing her clitoris mercilessly.

Her moans grew louder and it rang like sweet rhapsody, reverberating in his ears. His fingers worked furiously as his lips covered her breast once more, tongue lashing against her nipple hungrily, sore from all the handling. His thumb encircled the clitoris. Movements of him fingering her that hard constantly sent pulses of electric bliss down her spine. Finally, the pleasure exploded within her, as she rode momentarily senseless on her orgasm. The sweet bliss of pleasure left her body like tidal waves as her body rocked in surges.

It was her turn to return the favor as Ika went underwater after recovering. Her lips took his manhood with sanction, with her tongue teasing the tip. She planted kisses across the entire length of it as her right head caressed his testicles. She fitted the entire shaft in her mouth with some difficulty and performed the blowjob. She went down on her knees and the sand from the seabed buoyed her legs.

Alexios let out a groan as Ika dived deeper down his member. The build-up was driving him mad. His hands caressed her hair, but turned into a yank when he wanted her to stop. Stop… or else… It was too late. Ika continued her movements, one hand on his buttcheek whilst another massaging his two sensitive counterparts. He came, with all of that pent up excitement fully loaded in her mouth. Ika swallowed the liquid gratifyingly and looked up adoring at the man.

Alexios grunted, his knees slightly weak. His arms went around Ika, pulling her up to the surface. He then held her hand, as the two of them, stark naked, swam to a couple of big rocks nearby. Alexios pinned Ika against the husky surface of a rock, singling out her nipples for a quick nibble before turning her, exposing her back view and her soft round bottom. He doubled her over, grabbed her right hand and placed it hostage folded across her back whilst her left hand grabbed onto the rock for a dear life.

Her legs parted as Alexios teased her nether region with the head of his shaft, still frictionless from her sweet fluids. He then entered her, slowly but with force. She was really tight. A gasp escaped Ika’s lips as his entire length filled her up completely. Alexios started to build up the momentum, penetrating hard. The impact of his plunges caused her breasts to flail up and down helplessly.

He then grabbed one of her free moving boob with his spare hand, adding to her pleasure by violating her already swollen nipple. He was thrusting so forcefully that they were making their own waves as the water sloshed around nosily, yet deafened by their joint moans of pure pleasure.

Alexios couldn’t take it anymore as he released her right hand, grabbed Ika tightly by her hips and went for a final set of thrusts. Harder…. and deeper… Ika cried out as she felt his manhood attempting to go further in, wanting to feel every inch of her inside.

Alexios let out a loud groan. He then moved savagely and finally, he erupted. Like a raging storm, he came inside her, going deeper with every ejaculation. His cum mixed with her fluids in her sweet valley as Ika moaned softly in delirium, embracing the remnants of his passion. Only then did Alexios detached himself from her, spinning her around to face him and pulled her in for a kiss.

They were in love with each other, and no further words were needed to express that cognition.

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The pair spent the afternoon foraging for fruits to fill Alexios’ growling stomach. Ika led him to a beautiful shady spot off the island’s coast where palm trees and shrubs grew to provide a heavenly thicket. Gentle waves washed up the shore to tickle their feet (and tail) where they made love again, frolicking and basking in new found matrimony.

Alexios gazed adoringly at Ika. God, is she divine. Sunlight streamed down through the green canopy, searching for little spaces amidst the leaves to reach the sandy floor. Ika’s hair glowed endlessly, and the aquamarine of her tail glittered like diamonds.

He stretched out his hand to cup her chin and his tone grew serious.

“I want you to be my wife.”

Ika’s eyes widened before sadness tinged her eyes in a flash. She shook her head. “Ika can’t.”

The brows on Alexios’ face furrowed. “Why? Is it because of the fiery one?”

Ika’s face turned paler than it already was. She then crumbled into a little pile, hands bent over her tail and whispered: “Nymph, cannot love a man.”

“But I love you. With all of my heart. And I will carry the memory of your face to my grave.” Alexios kissed her hand.

Ika gave a somber smile. She planted a kiss on Alexios’ heart.

She then noticed a beautiful seashell washed up ashore. With the help of some seaweed, she fashioned a necklace and placed it around Alexios’ neck.

“Ika” She pointed to the necklace, and then to her heart. Alexios clutched the necklace, before pulling her in for a kiss as the waves lulled them to be united as one, once again.
Nightfall came. The sky was iridescent with starlight. The moon ascended to the zenith of the pitchblack canvas. It was like a step closer to heaven from where they were looking.

Ika shook off the sad atmosphere and said. “Its time, my love.”

The pair embarked on the journey to the enchanted pool under Ika’s guide. Alexios took special care whilst trudging through the plantation, afraid to hurt the beautiful creature that he carried in his strong arms.

Thunderous echoes could be heard as they approached a huge cave, right smack in the middle of the island. Alexios entered the cave cautiously. Everywhere was romantically lit up by mysterious lights.

“Guardians of the cave” Ika cooed softly, reaching out her fingers as one of the small fairies landed and kissed her fingertip. Her little wings fluttered like that of a hummingbird and she was the size of a walnut. Her wings shone a prismatic silver, moving so fast that she looked like a Christmas light.

Alexios glanced around in bewilderment. Are all these real?

The passageway widened to reveal the source of the noise. It was a gigantic waterfall, with the angry flow of water gushing into a big pool. The top of the cave had an opening, wide enough for moonshine to hit right at where the waterfall ended. The opalescent light revealed a glimpse into the mysterious pool. Anywhere out of the spot lit by the moonlight, is water that is darker than the sky.

Ika instructed to be placed by the edge of the pool. Beautiful pebbles that shone like pearls circled the circumference of the pool, indicative of what treasures lie below. Where the moonlight touched, the surface of the pool glimmered. The tiny guardians started to gather around the couple.

“Don’t do it Ika….” all of them chorused.

Alexios gave a look of bewilderment. “What’s happening? I will be the one to get the black pearl. I am the strongest diver in my town.” Alexios tried to explain.

The fairies let off peals of laughter but Alexios could not hear them.

“YOU FOOL!!!” They teased, flitting through the air, covering the area with fairydust.

” My old man is dying. And only the pearl can rescue him.”

The fairies then responded by forming a circle around him, preventing him from going closer to the pool.

Alexios called out to Ika who only peered curiously into the pool, before staring right back at him. It was the same look she wore when they first exchanged glances, when they first made love, and when he told her that he loved her.

“Ika will always watch over you.” As the words slipped through her lips curled into a tender smile, Ika dived into the pool, leaving nothing but a splash.

“NO!” Alexios rushed to the pool, wanting to dive down but the fairies stopped him. He knelt by the side of the pool, anxiously trying to look into the black mass.

“IKA!!! IKA COME BACK!!!”

He was not sure of what was going on, but the gripping fear in his heart couldn’t be wrong. Something sinister is about to happen.

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A whirlpool formed in the middle of the water, right where the incandescent light was. A large mother of pearl, still nestled majestically in its shell surfaced from the gloomy depths. As though absorbing essence from the moon, the pearl shone as bright, in luminescent white.

A pair of hands reached out from below, embracing the pearl. It was Ika. Alexios shouted in a frenzy, and tried to break free from the fairies’ grip but to no avail.

His voice reverberated throughout the cave, but all Ika did was flash a beautiful smile. Some fairies went forward, surrounding the mermaid. A lovely melody overpowered Alexios’ feeble cries. The fairies were singing. The ones around Ika sang with melancholy as they braided her hair.

“Always be kind, Alexios… And listen to your heart.” Ika whispered, her gentle voice floating above the sweet song. She took up a dagger of familiar design. which suddenly emerged from the swirling water.

Alexios consciously reached to his knife shaft, and flew into a rage to realize his dagger was missing, and that it was about to commit something malevolent in the very hands of his beloved.

With no hesitation, Ika gave one last, loving glance at Alexios before her cries penetrated every fiber, every cell of his soul. ;

The dagger went straight through her chest, right into her heart, as though a skewer, she drew the weapon out, along with her beating heart. It was of a pale aquamarine, the color of her tail, of her mesmerizing eyes, but the blood that was drawn; a pitch black.

Alexios dropped to his knees, tears streaming down his face. He shunned away from the scene, not wanting to witness it. Fists balled, he plummeted the grainy floor angrily.

The blood dripped over the pearl… “Drip.. drop.. drip.. drop” And as though magic, dyed the pearl black. It was not an ordinary black. It shone like the moon when placed under moonlight, more dazzling than the moon itself.

The shell then closed up gracefully, before floating to the edge of the pool, resting next to Alexios’ fists.

“If I had known, I will never have wanted to get the black pearl. I wouldn’t… I will not have it!” Alexios shoved the shell away in rage. But the fairies stopped him and held the pearl firmly, suspended in the air.

Ika did not talk. Her slender arms crossed over her small frame, and then as though poetry in motion, she lied flat on the surface of the water. The fairies did not stop with their song as they proceeded to sprinkle fairy dust and flowers all over the dying mermaid.

The whirlpool turned into a lovely shade of aquamarine upon contact with Ika’s profusely bleeding body, before enlarging in circumference to welcome her into the chasm.

The fairy song stopped abruptly as the shell opened up again. Ika’s beautiful voice traveled from her body, into the waiting clam.

And just like that, the ravaging water stopped its ritual. Just like that, she was gone.

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Alexios could not react, his lifeless limbs would not move an inch. Hot angry tears would not stop flowing. The fairies placed the shell before his feet, quipping “Take it, because this is Ika’s love for you.”

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He turned upon hearing footsteps approaching. It was the fiery one. The usual look of malice was missing from her face. It was replaced by sorrow and sadness, etched so deep, as though the emotion was worn for a long long time.

She sat beside the broken man, before taking his hand and placing it across her breast, where the ugly scar resided.

“Long ago, I loved a man, who told me he loved me too. He asked me if I was willing to do anything for him. And of course, I said yes. He brought me to this pool and told me we will be together forever. In that moment, from the kiss he gave me, I couldn’t sense any love in his heart, any sweetness from his lips. I realized doom was imminent. I then tried to break away from his arms.

When he knew his lie was exposed, that heartless man took out his dagger and swung it across my chest. I fought him, my cries so loud that I awoke the dormant fairies, guardians of the pool. They fought him off together with me, until he perished and was devoured by the water.

The fairies told me of an ancient folklore, where a mermaid died together with a mortal man, right here in this pool. Because they knew that they could not be together. From then on, the pool became enchanted. There is nothing magical about the pearl that you mortals talk about. Its the heart of the siren, that is said, when given with true love, will grant any mortal, the gift of immortality.

I always thought all men lust for greed, beauty and power. After I killed the heartless man, I realized my powers increased, and I possessed the ability to take human form whenever I pleased. Thus I sent the message to my sisters from all over the sea and we took reign of the valley of death – To lure all the hateful men to our lair. Yet, power could not be gained by my sisters, because there was no emotions, no love making.

But today, as I have witnessed for myself, true love given to Ika by a mortal man, I admit I may have been filled with too much abhorrence to see for myself that not every man is the same. Please keep the pearl close to you as always. Because it contains Ika’s love, and her soul.”.

The fiery one wiped a tear away from her ember eyes, before turning to walk away.

“I have repaired your boat, you may set sail when the sun rises above the morning sea.”

With a flurry, she was gone. The fairies prepared a bed of leaves and a pot of sweet nectar for Alexios. He was still in a state of despair and shock. It was all too much for an ordinary human to absorb. He kissed the shell, and gently opened it. Pressing his ear close, he could hear faint echoes of Ika’s voice calling his name. “Alexios…” The pearl gleamed, as though smiling at him.

Alexios fell asleep on the makeshift bed, the shell placed right at where his heart was. So that Ika can hear his heartbeat, once again.

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The couple broke away from their steamy embrace as they watched the old man, feeble fingers clutching the black pearl strung on his necklace, wadding into the ocean, deeper and deeper, just a distance away from them.

The young couple called out, as the brave young man was prepared to save the old man from suicide “HEY, OLD MAN, DON’T DO ANYTHING SILLY!!! I AM COMING TO GET YOU OKAY?” The woman hurriedly push him towards the old man, as she stood and watched, face paled.

The old man lifted his palm, in a Stop notion. “I am going to meet my love, that’s the only life worth living for,” The young man stopped in his tracks. The couple watched in astonishment as a whirlpool materialized right where the old man was. It was a queer shade of aquamarine. An euphonious voice could be heard cooing. And then as though magic, the old man was gone.

The black pearl floated for awhile, dazzling in the middle of the ocean, before sinking in, down to where it belong.

Mid July

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Who would have thought, Mid July, in lazy summer air, I watched you leave. But I needed to find myself, and you needed the quiet you grew up with. Take care~ our story will always be neatly written, line after line, with a tinge of melancholy, well kept in my scrapbook of memories. 

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It has come to my attention some faggot keeps posting my photos in Sammyboy forum. Whoever that is doing it, I hope your mother burns in hell. If you want to share photos cuz you a perv, then please ask me first. Even though my photos are PUBLIC, IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU OWN THE PHOTOS. I NEED YOU TO HAVE SOME BASIC COURTESY. 

I have created a sammyboy account and I will go do some detective work. I am not happy at all. So from now on, all my photos that I upload will be watermarked.

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This B&W photos are for you guys over at my blog. Thanks for reading and being so supportive all the time.

I will be releasing two more, one for my instagram followers and one for my fb followers. Both will be watermarked in the most hilarious way. Keep a look out!

Schedule kinda packed for me this week, I have some stuff to do and I need to be a peon on a few days. I will try to find time to draw my mermaid picture before I upload my short story onto the blog. Please be patient! I am open to anyone who can volunteer to proofread my story and give opinions. Just contact me or drop me a comment here 🙂

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So just so you know, i went to a cruise. I will be uploading the photos onto fb soon. But no photos of me la. HAHA. Wait, Its more like kena forced to go on a cruise. Its bloody hell expensive. However admittedly despite there being nothing to do except sleep and eat, I enjoyed myself. Reminds me of the days with my grandfather. 😀

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We got the more expensive rooms. Comes with a little living space and window that looks right out to the corridor. Alot of Indians on the ship. Every restaurant on board serves Indian food. I am not complaining, I like the cuisine.

Is it just me? Or are the beds really comfy. I couldn’t wake up in the mornings.

Had Sakae Teppanyaki the other day. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG Its my favorite although its expensive like fuck. My all time favorite used to be the one at the food junctions.. especially the one at Wisma. Its like so Taiwan-ish. But its now replaced by this company called He Niu. I don’t like it. The one I liked was tasty and affordable.

Sakae is so overpriced.

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If you know any good teppanyaki place, let me know!!!

Stay tuned to my blog for my short story. Love ya ❤

Perception.

Long ago, I told myself that I will not want to be around people who bring me down and who simply do not cherish me, either as a friend, an acquaintance or a colleague.

So I will remind myself that today. I am sorry Grandpa that I cannot fulfill the promise that I made to you a long time ago, but I believe everything happens for a reason.

I will find other ways to upkeep the wish you had. 🙂

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Went out with him that night. And then he popped the question. And I told him I don’t know yet. As you know, although it has been months since Z has left my life. I am still afraid.

Im running out of playing cards. And I thought about how I always wanted to get married early. I think it’s so hard to find someone that falls in love with you every day. But well yeah. I see glimpses of what I want in a man, in this guy. Why is it that the heart and the mind will never agree amicably?

It has been long since someone waited hours for me without complaining, says sorry even when it wasn’t his fault, always was there when I got into a mess. Kisses my forehead and tells me that I look beautiful every single day. How long has it been since I felt this way?

But I am afraid. Because things hardly ever go my way.