different today.

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Its the Christmas season guys!

I don’t know about you ; I’m no Christian, but this season makes me happy for absolutely no rationale reason. I think its because I endorse the spirit of giving.

Work has been coming along well for me. I am getting the hang of things and getting accustomed to hating Sundays… more than ever. But because I have started to integrate event jobs into my busy schedule, sometimes I just feel like my brain is no longer functioning halfway through the day.

Sucks to be earning money only to consciously remind yourself its not for you.

ANYWAY.

Can you imagine if we have snow around here? I would die for a piping hot bowl of tomato with fresh basil soup cooking over the fireplace. Nestled in a cozy nest on the couch with Lycan huddled against me.

I like the sound of the crackling fire, the smell of logs and the merry sizzle of warm bacon in the frying pan.

Wait, we don’t need Christmas for bacon. HAHAHAHA.

I found time to watch KRAMPUS. Makes me want to love Christmas even more. Hehe.

Here’s a Christmas wishlist… I know my sister and a few of my close friends need it. I have been known to be quite “hard to buy a present for”. But why really? Is it because cute young virgin boys are non existent anymore? HAHAHA.

  1. Ted baker iphone 6S plus cover (Pink)
  2. Gudetama lunchbox with canvas carrier
  3. Kate spade Saturday Classic Mint green hand bag
  4. A random cute little zip pouch that is soft and can fit ez link + lip balm + eye drops
  5. Ted baker pencil case (pink or coral)
  6. Maxi – contact lens in grey (monthly) 450 L 500 R
  7. Maroon knitted drape/ throw-over
  8. 2 blocks of fresh mozzarella cheese
  9. toast box food vouchers XD
  10. A razer abyssus mouse

Why the fuck did I even put in 2 blocks of cheese. WELL I LIKE TO EAT CHEESE. At least its easier to get than most of the others… I think.

Happy holidays guys 😀

its different today.

although we are still the same.
Because for once
even if it’s just a split second
I told myself not to love you.

I wiped the tears off my phone
and said to myself
if you don’t love me,
I will.

So I stopped trying
to call the line that’s already dead
and I stopped staring at your
Strategically Idle status on the screen.

and I started writing.

 

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I dont know what I miss about you.
Was it the way you touched me?
Or those paper lies that meant nothing, just looked so pretty.

What was it exactly?
That made me forgo sense and integrity

I wish I knew,
Yet I am glad I didn’t.
I guess it’s better to leave it as a tragic love story.

 

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I managed to enjoy decent cha soba at JB the other day. Pleasantly surprised. I am such a huge fan of this cold green noodles, you have no idea. Almost  qualified to add it into my resume. Do i get a pay raise for that or what?

Skillset:

– Able to churn up a sizable amount of bullshit to write in almost any situation.
– Taking a nap but still capable of brooding about what’s for lunch and waking up with an answer.
– Knows CPR and can recite the entire length of Safety procedures if you are seated at row 14 and 15 of the Airbus A320.
– Have a sensitive tongue like Da Chang Jin (the korean tv smash hit), able to tell if any ingredient in the food has gone foul or if you have syphilis.
– *New* A Cha soba connoisseur, can tell you how to differentiate good from bad.

ALWAYS FIND CHA SOBA with a quail egg! I mean how can you even resist it. So delicious. Makes your entire slurping experience smooth and lubricated. We all know how important it is to LUBE UP , DONT WE? 😉

 

Pepper lunch – Omelette with double hamburg steak + extra cheese

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GOD, if you guys have not eaten this. Please go and do it right now. Go to a pepper lunch outlet and tell them you want this shit, ADD CHEESE (90cents) and eat the fuck out of it. No regrets, 1001% guaranteed by your goddess.

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By the way, fucking wordpress changed their interface again. Not very sure what really improved because it sucked way too much all the time.

My little furry slut has been granted the privilege of keeping his not-so-fantastic fur coat because its “Singapore-winter” soon. Dang he smells so good I thought my noodles were Dog flavored when he stood next to the fan.

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Your goddess has been sickly but nonetheless still full of shit, wanting to take a big fat dump and slam it on someone’s face. But I dont want to be squatting in jail next to CHC golden girl.

I mean, I don’t really have much lessons learnt about Jesus from the bunch except that if you marry a pastor you qualify to look at Lamborghini catalogs.

No further comments to generate animosity among worshipers with heads cast in white….

Moving on, can I just say as much as I love having a boring deskbound job, I hate it as well. I am in a constant tug of war between wanting to run to my office’s glass windows like in a 007 movie and plunge to my death (which may be a pleasant relief) and making out with my wallet at the thought of pay day.

My life is a constant paradox.

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I wish I dont have the problems that I am dealing with right now; Sometimes I hate them for barring me from leading a normal happy life that I should be but have been missing out on for a long time, but at the same time I thank them because they motivate me to not choose operation cease-life

And of course lastly, to all my beautiful clothes and shoes. Thanks for encouraging me to go to work in nothing short of fashionable.

Here’s a selfie of me at the deserted lift lobby outside my office ALONE. ALL ALONE, ALL DARK AND EMPTY ELSEWHERE because I stayed back to finish my work. Because I am a retard.

After I happily posed for the photo I looked up to see a huge ass security camera staring at me. GOD DAMN, NOW THE SECURITY GUARD KNOWS I WAS CAM WHORING AND THIS MAKES ME WANT TO SUICIDE TOO.

I walked away nonchalantly after establishing eye contact with the security camera. #SWAGGERYOLO_GAL

Speaking of work… My overwhelmingly friendly, marshmallow character has not quite been mellowed by the cruel societal work environment. Soon, I think…

How do I describe it to be? It’s like being acquainted with a stray cat. You somehow are on good terms with it, you won’t let him out in the cold alone without food, but you know you can’t call him your pet. Because he leaves as and when he likes and you need to deal with it. Because he doesn’t see you as a friend. Just an ally.

But guys, don’t go all catty on me pls. I will cry. I can’t endure anymore of that!

Thanks for reading my bullshit guys. I am thrilled right to the bones in euphoric bliss. Please take care, weather is bad.

 

 

revelations

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This is a photo of me holding some tea. I look like a tai tai according to my sister but I am definitely not one. More like taitai’s maid.

Hello guys. 😀

Your goddess is back. I am sorry I disappeared again. As you all know I have consigned my freedom to become slave of the harsh, crude, soul draining working society.

My daily life consists of trying to become unfeeling and extremely polite + formal, and also a constant struggle to not snack too much because I am fat.

It is pretty much an overwhelming change for me and I can’t say I look forward to it, but I feel there’s only two ways you can reach a goal, 1) its your passion (and we all know how hard it is to find that nowadays) 2) you have no choice because you will starve.

And the latter is always everyone’s choice. We fall into that monotonous, proverbial and lackluster recidivism. People tread in their tiny circles holding prada bags, dining in Michelin star restaurants, sip on overpriced cocktails indulging in senseless gossip that does nothing beneficial to their minds nor health.

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Im sorry I’m ranting again 😦

I just don’t want to become that kind of person. Here’s a nice and happy photo of my latest vacation. I won’t be having another for a long long time.

Is everyone doing fine? 😀

Will be making cheesy garlic bread, shepherd’s pie and my long delayed- basil minced chicken. :’D will upload them in my next blogpost! Stay tuned 😉

Wat did I just write.

Whilst you are riding on her sorry plight,
claimed recognition to your selfless rights,
She was on her knees graveling in the dirt,
fabric of her love worn till her heartbeats slurred,

Sordid exchange with those plastic damsels,
“For work” She smiled and dismissed those gestures,
Cradled the sleeping baby against her breasts,
Could she still long, for her body caressed?

Pack your things, my lovely child,
A lover like that is no worth your while.
Never now, in this age, will such love be scorned,
It needn’t be for two, that the baby be born.

We were all masochists, and victims of love,
but the child’s new life, is a reason for mirth.
Reach, and anchor your feet to the ground
Close that chapter, and the door to his house.

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On a side note, babies are so not my thing. But I wrote this hoping someone who’s facing this situation now can find the strength she seeks –

A woman should never live for a man. The man should live like he’d die for her. Some people stay in bad relationships because they are afraid. Let fear fuel you, but in such, you should be scared that you will never be happy if you stay. Don’t be scared you will end up all alone if you leave.

Because that is never going to happen. To all single mothers!!! (to be)
Don’t ever settle for less than what you are worth. Your child will thank you for it.

The red invite

So I woke up in the middle of the night with perspiration running down my temples. There were no shadows, for my room was pitch black. I reached out for the switch to my trusty nightlight. “Click”. Nothing happened. “Click” I tried again, and this time, light emanated the room with a warm glow.

Where there’s light, shadows follow. I saw him, in the flickering light, looking at me quietly from the corner. He was handsome, in an oddly displaced manner. There was just something about that perfectly sculpted body, that immaculate face that was just not quite right.

Oh yes, because his area of residence is about 30 feet under and that his skin glints in red.

I found myself unable to move, I guess it was his doing. As my hands and feet found themselves fastened to the bed by invisible chains, he leaped over from the door. Yeah, all in one stride. In one major kangaroo-ish jump. He sat on my bed, a overly good looking smile that turned into a grin, revealing a few jagged teeth. Not too sure what does his diet consists of, but I do not wish to know.

His hand stroked my cheek gently, and he whispered. with a voice that would star perfectly in any horror film ; You are beautiful, marry me.

I am not too sure that’s how marriage proposals should be done. With a final peck on my forehead, he disappeared, leaving just another red invite behind.

The floorboard creaked as I got up, the red envelope in hand. I wasn’t even bothered to open the letter, before dumping it into my closet that was already piling up with the rest.

Its funny, I feel strangely lonely in the morning when I wake up to prepare for work. But I brush all thoughts of him aside. Really? Fantasizing about someone of his sort, I must be going insane after the devastating relationship with Victor that I had 1 year back.

Work is such a boring, meaningless part of my life. I am employed as an Admin clerk for a Medium sized enterprise, and where making instant coffee is concerned, I daresay I’ve clinched the title as best coffee maker.

Few days after his ghastly appearance, an incident happened at work. My bitch of a manager, a rather slutty looking woman who has more cotton padding in her bra than the entire of a cotton field, decided it was all for good fun to ask me for a document that never existed.

After a few minutes of heated debate, I decided to relent because I was a god damn clerk. She then launched a lengthy and extremely bitchy berate loud enough for every other employee to peer from their cubicles. Then it happened.

He appeared out of nowhere, in a suit. A bespoke one with flashy cuff-links, shining in a glint of red. But he, for the first time, have I seen him in the color of flesh. He looked so alive.

The manager closed her mouth and stared as he continued walking over, incessantly. She muttered “Good morning, CEO”

I fought hard to maintain a stoic expression when those words left her lips. WHAT?

He then spoke, voice still the same raspy, eerie manner. “You are fired.” He then turned to the HR in charge, handed yet another red envelop and said “My personal recommendation”. Before exiting the door, (Which I assume he promptly vanished after that)

The in-charge unfolded its contents from the red paper with shaking hands, right after the bitch of a manager stormed out in a huff. In beautiful cursive, it was written “Lythen”

What? Me? That red dude is taking it too far. Well yes, did I forget to mention, he’s a master of deceit and an extremely adept shape-shifter. No one knows what’s up his sleeves next.

He appeared again in my room later that night, in his hands, yet another red letter, and now, with a bottle of champagne.

“Congratulations, my love. On your new promotion.” He rasped as he popped the bubbly with expertise. Two champagne glasses materialized by my bed stand.

“I knew it was you.” I whispered as I obediently took a sip. It tasted like nectar.

“Of course you knew, you were the only one who could see me as me, when I shape shift.” He replied with a zesty smile.

“But why so?”

“Because you are to be my wife, and its only right you are entitled to see beyond my disguise.” A cheeky smile glinted on his face.

I frowned. “No one said anything about being married here.”

“How about this? Let’s play a game. You can decide whatever game you want. If I were to get it wrong, I will never bother you again. However.. If I win, you have to be my wife.”

I raised my eyebrow in deep thought. Hmm… he is a really cunning devil, but I am not one who shies away from challenges. “Ok deal.”

I plumped up my pillow and sat upright on my bed. “Are you ready to play?”

He nodded, clapping his hands excitedly like a little child.

“I will pose 5 questions, you are to answer all of them correctly. Failing which, you lose!”

He nodded again, leaning in closer to me attentively.

First question: What vanishes in the day, but simulates the day at night?

He replied almost immediately and with confidence: “Easy, the moon.”

I gulped. “Okay that was just a teaser. Next question, what is my favorite color?”

He tilted his head as though in careful thought. “Hmm… your favorite color is beige. But you like your walls to be white, your clothes to be black, and your nails to be red.”

Blushing, I refused to admit he was already winning the game. “Well you played cheat. You probably know all the answers to the world if you had to.”

“No I didn’t. I am only observant.”

“Okay, third question, which is my favorite season?”

“Winter.” came the prompt reply.

Before I could react, he continued “Because you love christmas, and the snow. I saw you shopping online for a pair of winter boots even before the first leaf started to fall.”

I gave an indignant face. He pulled himself closer to me, with his slender fingers grazing my chin, “But my love, its always summer where I come from. I will have to make it snow just for you.”

I shrugged his coquettish advancement away. “4th question, why me, out of so many people?” Honestly, I just wanted to know. I am nothing special, just the average girl next door.

“Because you are fearless. No one could have reacted that calmly to how I always made my entrance.”

“It does actually help that you are handsome.” I replied honestly.

He smirked, trailing his fingers down my decolletage, gently pushing down the straps of my nightie. I found myself once again, unable to move, watching helplessly while he feasted on my breasts with his tongue, which was surprising warm and passionate. He clutched them tenderly, fingering and rubbing at the buds. I could feel heat working up from below the sheets, between my legs.

“Last question.” I reminded him, finding myself regaining control of my limbs. I adjusted my clothes back in place. He lied on my lap like a kitten, looking up with a satisfied face.

“Is it going to hurt?”

He sprang to his feet, digging me out of my bed and scooped me up in one strong, furious swipe.

“Trust me, you wouldn’t feel a thing.”

And then we kissed. He left after I told him I still want to go to work tomorrow. He evaporated after waving goodbye, leaving the same red invite on my bedroom floor.

For the first time, I opened it.

“Look into your wardrobe”.

I flipped my doors open. A beautiful wedding dress hung majestically, in a lovely shade of Crimson. Lace adorned the entire length of the back, and crystals littered the hems.

I went to the huge pile of red envelopes and began to read one by one.

“See you at work soon” Was the one he gave before he fired my manager whilst impersonating our CEO.

“Nice boots” For when the winter boots I ordered appeared on my doorstep.

“Are you sure about the hair” When I tried the long Bob haircut which didn’t really end well.

And the very first one…. it was abit dusty now, since it has been months.

“I saw Victor at the gates the other day. I am sorry for your loss. But I gave him my word that I will take care of you.”

I wept.

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New directions

Hello guys,

Your goddess has been busy preparing for the new direction that she’s headed for in her life. But still thank you to each and everyone of you who still reads my blog; even some really pleasantly unexpected ones. 😀

I will still be blogging, but I believe (and hope) that everyone of you will be “Growing” together with me… GROWING OLD 😥

HAHAHA. NOOOOOOOOOOO we must always be young at heart AND secretly throw death stares at those kids who call you auntie/uncle. juz cuz.

Anyway, I have been streaming and I promised my viewers that I will FREAKING UPLOAD A VIDEO OF MYSELF COOKING to show y’all distrusting fuckers that your goddess can really cook :’D

So stay tuned! It’s simple as fuck so you can cook it for the bae when you have utterly pissed her off, or for your boy when you wanna psycho him into buying you a prada bag. Or for your parents so that they will give you more allowance. AND REMEMBER, THE GOLDEN RULE:

the one who cooks don’t have to do the dishes.

If the bae or your siblings complain, tell them it will incur the wrath of the goddess.

I WILL FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM WASH THE GOD DAMN PLATES.

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Photo from my last photoshoot ever. Lovely swimsuit shoot with flowers and hot water. Really, what more can you ask for TO SOAK IN A GOD DAMN TUB OF WARM WATER AND PLAY WITH FLOWERS LIKE AN IDIOT AND GET PAID TO LOOK CUTE.

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PLZ guys. I can draw so damn well. Look what i drew.

chen whole familyIM FREAKING PROUD OF THIS PICTURE BECAUSE ITS ADORABLE AS ANYTHING FOR A HERO THAT’S DAMN LOATHSOME. AND I DREW IT IN 10MINS

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Good night now. It’s late and your goddess is cranky. Sleep tight, my beautiful peasants. ❤

Kimchi ?

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FUCKING BAN CHAN. Or whatever its spelt in English. It means “side dishes” in Korean. They look so damn awesome isn’t it? Traditional beansprouts seasoned lightly with spring onions, sesame lotus roots, fermented veg, sweet and spicy fishcake strips, my favorite potato strips and of course, Kimchi.

Today, I am introducing you guys the Korean Restaurant that I have worked at when I was still a teenager, getting through school. I fell in love with the food, and the courage of the Korean boss. He was just an average salary drawing man back in Korea, with his wife and a son. With the intent to pursue his passion, he sold his house in Korea to come all the way to SG, to achieve his dream; to open his very own restaurant.

Everything there is imported from Korea, and most of the staff are Korean too. Expect nothing but quality ingredients, which makes the price even more reasonable than it should be.

We ordered my favorite, Army Stew, seafood pancake, a selection of Korean BBQ that includes Pork belly, ribeye, and pork chops and a special cheesy sweet sour chicken.

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Here’s the friendly Korean boss (one of the shareholders) who has kindly offered to help us prepare the grill.

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A quick snap of me and my favorite army stew!!

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The pancake is a must try only if Mr Kim is the one doing the cooking! It’s crispy on the outside, but fluffy on the inside. Packed with goodness! The ingredients are fresh and given sparingly.

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My sister ordered this cheesy sweet sour chicken. It’s expensive in my opinion. 35$. It’s delicious. but I suggest do not add it if you are watching your budget. The army stew is only 30++ as well! So you imagine, this chicken thing is really overpriced. But I guess the main bulk of the price tag comes from the generous topping of cheese.

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Everyone was so full but I wuz liek fuck dem bitches Im gon order one more tofu stew. HAHAHA. IT WAS AWESOME OK. ITS ONLY 10$ AND IT COMES WITH RICE (but of course I couldnt stomach the rice.)

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We had Makkoli. Its Korean Rice wine. Tastes really nice. AND WHAT THE HELL ITS SO DAMN CUTE RIGHT THE POT AND LADLE. I had so much fun scooping the Makkoli into our golden brass bowls. I begged Mr Kim to bring me a pot and ladle back the next time he goes back to Korea.

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A selfie with Mr Kim. 😀

SOz. ur goddess wasn’t wearing any makeup.

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I hope that you guys can drop by when you have the chance. Lots of things have changed since then, and now he hired a cook who helps him with the cooking. So this is what I normally do when I go there –

I will ask if Mr Kim is around. if yes, then you should feel free to order all the stuff like pancakes, stir fried stuff etc. Otherwise, the soups will be great because its still cooked using his recipe.

Recommended:

Tofu stew
Military stew
Beef/Pork hotplate
Bibimbab
Seafood pancake

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This is the restaurant details 🙂

Korean Restaurant Joo Mak
144 Upper Bukit Timah Road
#04-01 Beauty World Centre
Singapore 588177

Tel: 6466 7871 / 8229 4055
Hours: 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM / 5:00 PM – 2:00 AM

LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO GO TOGETHER WITH ME 😀

The beauty of longing

I had a dream of my grandfather last night. It was a beautiful dream and I was crying in it. All the years of silent, subconscious longing ran rampant in the make believe scene of absolute dismal, angst and ; happiness.

He was in a car with me in the dream. I could not remember how “old” I should have been in the dream. But definitely, a small child, probably the indication that made most sense – for I was closest to him during my childhood years. I was cuddled up in his embrace. It felt as though I could smell the talcum powder he used to dust over himself after shower. I could feel the wrinkles on his broad palms. And as I was, a bundle of over brimming loved up grandchild, I could feel the warmth that he has always emitted.

(I remember holding his hand in restaurants when I was cold, for he was always warm.)

The car was driving, as though a long winding road. He repeatedly patted my hand and said: “Don’t worry Ah pai (my nickname), don’t worry. ”

I was crying like a heartbroken maniac because even in the dream I knew he was…. already gone?

I was actually crying and clutching his hand so tight, and telling myself (in the dream) Please, please don’t go Gong Gong, please…

He smiled at me in the dream and out of nowhere he passed me alot of money. (Indicative of my financial worries)

The car finally stopped. He brought me to a Grand and beautiful hotel and said, hey, look I found a job that you will really love. And its totally relevant to your degree. Work hard okay? (Because we all know I am now looking for a new job)

I was supposed to “commence work” as the GM of the hotel was waiting for me. I turned to look at my grandfather who was walking back to the car. I started crying again and soon the beautiful dream all started to fade away. But he turned back in the dream to wave and smile. and he mouthed “Take care!!! Work hard qiqi!”

I woke up crying, as I am, still crying now.

It is now that I realize the beauty of longing. There are some people that truly will never leave your heart. Even with physical absence, even with time. I begin to think, that’s probably what true love is all about.

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HAZE THERE GUYS

HAZE HAZE GAIS how’s everyone?

Still coughing? HA HA HA. Sorry I haven’t done my post as promised. I fell sick due to hazy life conditions. HA HA HA HA
I AM SO LAME, JUST EXTINGUISH MY DEMONIC LAUGHTER.

I am not sure about your area, but over at mine, I swear i will bump into Jesus.

So Yes, all complaints aside, I told you guys that I really want you guys to know more about the RYDE app that I used to get home from the airport!!!

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MONEY. MONEY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS WORLD. SAVING MONEY. You can laugh at the auntie for taking a goodie bag or tabaoing food home from buffets but at the end of the day she did not lose, but gained. SO NOW LET THE GODDESS TEACH YOU HOW TO BE AUNTIE.

I am a true blue budget barbie (other than food). Most of the time, I will take the public transport home from the airport, even if I am lugging my entire wardrobe with me. Regular readers will know, I lugged my 4.3kgs ROG with 1 hand carry and 1 luggage to and fro home and airport previously. But sometimes there’s a limit to how much you can do, even though your goddess is divine as hell. 😉

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I know that the taxi from my house to the airport costs about 34-36$ during peak hours. That’s like… at least 8 chests in dota, 1 nice dress from Her Velvet Vase, 10 plates of chicken rice, two weeks of mrt fare or 10 bags of lycan’s treats!!!

But when I was on my way to HK, I was carrying too many things and it was too early in the morning for me to take the bus. Thus, I knew I had to take a taxi. D: Then I remembered I downloaded the APP called RYDE for my work last time. I was the flyer distributor but I never actually tried the app.

Foreword, I have never used Uber nor Grabtaxi or the likes before. So I wuz liek do i wanna try diz???

But I did, because 34bucks Im crai.

I heeded the advice from many people and looked for my ride (ryde) early. I started scanning for drivers like about 4-5 days before my flight. I got a response in a couple of hours’ time. The sad thing about it isn’t that it takes freaking long to find a ride for normal people, its just that apparently bukit panjang Being ulu as hell has very few “RYDE app participants” and alot of people are not always chillin around here. THANK GOD I FOUND ONE.

So the app tells you the details of the driver, as though you are fixing your first blind date. The car plate and car model of the driver is given, and you are able to see his profile picture just as he can view urs. SO EXCITING OMG. I AM SO LONELY AND THEY FINALLY PAIRED ME UP.

The driver texted me once the night before, and early in the morning on the actual day. He was early and told me to take his time. Such a sweet guy. OMG DO I LOOK FINE.

HAHAHAHA. So anyway we chatted alot and I was well on my way. Apparently the driver used to work in the airport previously so he knew his way around well and even dropped me at the correct “Door” to get me to the SQ business air counter. I didn’t even know shit. HAHAHAHA. And he offered to drive me back when I am coming back to SG. He said he should probably be around the east on Thursday night.

LIKE WHATTTTT IM REALLY LUCKY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. I thanked him and paid and left.

PAID 11.80.

OK!

11.80 OMG FOR PEAK HOUR AND TO THE AIRPORT

Its freaking cheap you know?!??! I even took a photo of the driver :’D

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Being the goddess of course my noble steed drove me home safely on Thursday night and even offered to help me with my luggage right to my door. HA HA HA.

You are even allowed to give a feedback for the driver/rider on the app once the ryde has ended. Its quite cool omg. :’D im on the prowl for my rich husband to be. HEHEHE.

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GODDESS VERDICT:

I do not think this app is for immediate response, unlike Grabtaxi, however it is really worth your money if you are planning a trip way ahead, Like, going to the airport, like me! Or, you have a huge project next week and you are carrying alot of stuff. It’s a good way to save money when you know a taxi is needed. We all wouldnt want to waste such money!!!

Btw, this applies vice versa too, if you are a driver and U wish to “earn back” abit of your petrol money.

Download the app on ur app store (android also can) Called RYDE, It’s some gay looking orangey-purplish icon. Create your account and upload your super chio photo. Then you are good to go!

Instead of Uber, which I understood from friends that they operate on a supply-demand basis so the price will fluctuate;

RYDE DOES NOT ALTER THE FARE THAT YOU PAY/EARN PER RIDE.

How they “Earn” from you, is that once a match make is confirmed, they deduct 1dollar from your account that you can use to “Search” for matchmakes.

To get you started, feel free to enter the promo code “RYDE011 ” in the “SHARE” tab to get $5 credits free ;D

Love all of you. ❤

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LASTLY JUST TO SCARE U THIS IS MY NEW PASSPORT PHOTO I AM USING FOR MY RESUME. HA AHAHAH

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HAHAHAHA WTF I LOOK LIKE A RETARD NO ONE IS GOING TO HIRE ME.
See you soon peasants. KISSES.

HAI HONGKONG

I AM CURRENTLY A STAY HOME TAITAI GUYS.

IT FEELS GOOD. In case you guys do not know, I am “quitting” my job in the events industry. (I am still considering to only participate in major, decent ones whenever available). This is a huge step for me as I have been doing it for more than the past 1 year!

Before that I just want to thank all of you, especially readers who have been following me since this website first started out. It has been quite a long time! Haven’t it. ❤

My 2nd session of Aviva laser is due this coming thursday, after which I will commence my job hunt to find a suitable daytime job that I will love. D: I think that’s even harder than me solving the rubic cube.

So yeaggggggggg let’s just enjoy this bumming period whilst it last. Do I feel bad about being “unemployed”? NO.

HAHAHAHA. I feel that its a luxury to be bumming in this world 😛

LETS TALK ABOUT MY HK TRIP OMG. It was really fun. I kinda expected it to be boring since I had to attend the auctions and all (the auctions were still boring tho) But it was a great trip 😉

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So the client put me onto Business Class. Sorry, but although your goddess is heavenly in her own dota world, she has never taken business class ever. YES OMG I’M A LOSER. I was lost as fuck at the airport. Thank god QH was there. He works for the airport so he showed me the way. WTF THANK GOD I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE A LOSER AT THE LOUNGE.

He showed me the way and I tried to appear as composed as I could even tho I was literally crying and melting into a puddle internally. FREAKING ALL THE RICH PEOPLE AND I WAS THERE BEING A POTATO.

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An extract from the client’s email:

“Hi Amber, attached are your flight details and itinerary. Feel free to make your preferred meal selection. Just a casual reminder, please do refrain from wearing slippers as I have placed you on business class. Have a safe flight and you may tap onto the wifi at the HK airport to drop me a message upon your arrival.”

I wuz liek oh my god babby i am flyin on bizness clas

The lounge had some decent buffet style breakfast spread with a variety of cuisines. IT WAS TIME TO GO ONTO THE PLANE, COMPOSE YOURSELF LOSER. I told myself as I awkwardly walked into the plane, not really sure where the fuck my seat was.

I DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE PHOTOS BECAUSE IT WILL APPEAR UNCOOL BUT BUT BUT I REALLY WANTED TO KEEP IT FOR MEMORY SAKE. SO I JUST TOOK IT AS SURREPTITIOUSLY AS I COULD. I LOOKED AROUND AND MADE SURE NO ONE WAS GIVING TWO SHITS ABOUT ME:

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DO YOU KNOW the whole trip I wuz liek looking at the guy beside me >>>>> and I observed how he fully utilized the space, how he opened each drawer/pocket to reveal different features. LOL OMG THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. LET ME JUST GO KILL MYSELF OK.

AND THEN OF COURSE IT WAS TIME TO EAT which was my most favorite part. Since young. My grandpa always made sure I had enough to eat on the plane because I was so fascinated by the plane food DONT ASK ME WHY. IM RETARDED.

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But anyway like duh being the glutton I am I have already placed the order for what I would like to have. Thank god I did that because the >>>>> guy beside me had tim sum and we all know I hate timsum.

I ordered Seared lamb loin! They gave bread and some fruits as appetizer. The air stewardesses on board weren’t very friendly to me tho. WELL I THINK THEY COULD SENSE IM A POOR FUCK, NOT SOME DAUGHTER OF A OIL TYCOON.

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THEY HAD BANANA ICECREAM AS THE DESSERT AFTER THAT SO I GAVE IT A MISS. I freaking hate banana icecream. D:

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Four Seasons Hotel, Hong Kong

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I got the harbor view room. It was really beautiful D’: I’m crai when I entered the room. I could see the ships from the window.

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I liked the interior design of the room. It was light and airy. Gave that feeling of fresh comfort.

And as usual, I was obsessed with the bathroom. They gave L`occitane toiletries!

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In case you guys didn’t know, I am particular about water. LOL. I don’t like to drink boiled water, nor mineral water. But they only supplied Fiji Volacanic water in the room, which I hated. so I went to the club lounge to get a different kind. It was Vittel in the glass bottle. Well. who’s complaining. Freaking water also need to put into glass >.>

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Walked past the pastry shop from the famous Robuchon who have a few restaurants, of which have 2 and 3 Michelin stars.

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The desserts looked really fantastic and the place was always crowded but yeah you know me I don’t have a sweet tooth :”D and god knows how much they cost. 10000 dollars for a slice of cake maybe. LOL

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This Pret A Manger is everywhere in HK omg. Since it was just below the hotel, I popped by for “high tea” LOL. I really liked the salad and yoghurt. Its greek yoghurt! Unlike those “healthy” yoghurt from our usual overhyped up stores in Singapore :”D

Everything is made fresh and made healthy, as well as convenient. Just grab, pay and eat!

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I took a ferry. Holy shit i was so fascinated by the chairs. LOL NO SERIOUSLY THE WOODEN BACKREST CAN BE ADJUSTED TO FACE DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS depending on the boat going <<<< or >>>>

Omg I’m a potato.

And of course we all have to eat Hui Lau Shan at HK right. I can’t get enough of mango and rice balls. YAAAAASSSS

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Sauna & Spa

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I love their vitality pool here. It’s kinda like a hot Jacuzzi pool. However the music, the name of the pool and the design made me feel like it was a secret fountain of magic water that can restore 5 years back into your body. LMAO

Sorry.. I am fat. But I just had to show you guys how much i love my bikini hehehe.

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I was so blissful and so indulged in being alone. It felt wonderful to be this way, even though it was only 4 days D:

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Ok la. Not really alone. I had my little maomaocong to accompany me.

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Its fucking dumb of me to have chosen it as my travel companion. Its too small for me to actually hug it. HAHAHAHA. Most of the time I was afraid I can’t find it between the sheets :’D

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Langham Place, Hongkong.

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That was a crazy place man. The building has eccentric interior architecture. The escalators made it seem like a labyrinth leading to many different possible routes, some dead ends. The escalator so long, I found a new way to commit suicide.

BUT LOOK WHAT I FOUND. CUACA. The easter island statue :;D I was excited because KY2 and I had the most absurd obsession with the cuaca emoji on Whats app.

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There are like 5349294919 shops there. Kinda like our far east plaza. I suggest you pop by too if you happen to go HK. Lots of things to buy and all affordable. No gucci and chanel to strangle your wallet.

AND THEY HAD THE EGG THINGY EVENT. OMG the exhibitions were so damn cute even though i hate egg. I bought some stuff for my sister and cousin. LOL. A kind ahma took the photo for me. Felt abit like a loser because I was alone. AHHAHAHA

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AND JUST LOOK AT SASA IN HONGKONG LIKE SOME BEAUTY GURU PARADISE.

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I bought 103 pieces of masks :’D Just stab me now ok.

AND FUCKING GUESS WHAT I FOUND THIS FUCKING BIGGER VERSION OF MY TINY MAOMAOCONG I DON’T CARE IF THEY ARE RELATED BUT WHAT THE FUCK ITS TOO ADORABLE. 

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i laughed at the sight in front of me for damn long because I just realized I have this retarded obsession with things looking like that because of the resemblance to Z. LOLOLOL OMG IM THE MOST EVIL PERSON ALIVE.

LOL I TOOK THIS LIKE LONG AGO BUT FUCK THEY LOOK THE SAME I THINK Z MODELED FOR THE TOY LOLOLOL OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I HOPE HE NEVER FINDS OUT THAT I DID THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHA BUT ITS TOO CUTE I CANT.

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level 101, Ryugin Restaurant

I was invited by the client’s friends (whom I had to be acquainted with on the last night of my trip to join them for dinner at this Japanese restaurant at a building,,, at level 101.

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My sister said the dress reminds her of 007 bond girls LMAO too bad I dont have dat booty and titty and I certainly can’t even fire accurately at myself to die :’D

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If you always felt lift rides to be awkward cuz everyone is silent, you will probably die from awkwardness taking this lift up to 101. LOLOL IT WAS A LONG RIDE and they even showed u how many meters are you away from ground.

This is the view of HK’s skyline from the restaurant. They had made a booking for a table by the window just so I could see how fucking high I was. I swear I was so high, even whiskey couldn’t take me that far. HA HA HA IM SO FUNNY

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Because It was fine dining. I almost died from starvation at the “fast” rate the food was being served. And listening to the old men talk about economics and politics… :’D

The starter dish was my favorite out of all the rest. Here are just a few photos of my favorite from the entire tasting menu.

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Its wild abalone with seaweed, caviar and chilled noodles and sauce derived from abalone liver. Extremely delicious.

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An assortment of sashimi. There’s a particular order that you have to start from.

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Foie gras pate with some sort of citrus. Quite an experience for me. LOL.

This is my second favorite. Grilled unagi wrapped with some vegetables. Really goooooooooodosodsoo

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Hand grounded matcha:

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I took a pano of the view from downstairs. hehehe.

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Time to go back D:

I didn’t want to take a taxi but what the fuck my ROG weighed a ton as well as my 20kgs luggage (I suspect its the 103 pieces of masks) and a separate hand carry of biscuits and shit for my family.

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So I took the RYDE app private car back home. ITS ONLY 11.80 WHAT THE FUCK. Probably would have been 35 for a normal taxi at that hour.

I will write a post about the Ryde app by this week. HEHEHE. YOUR GODDESS IS AN AUNTIE. You guys should definitely use the app if you are planning to take a fucking long taxi ride.

Stay tuned ok? 😀