Goddess Goneness

Hola mi campesinos.

As you know, your goddess will be away for work for some time! I will be lugging my ROG with me so that I can dota and hopefully find time to do up my next blog post AND HOPEFULLY COMPLETE MY SHORT STORY. (new one)

But due to unstable wifi in hotel, I wont be able to stream. 😥

So anyway, it appears that the expensive food that kind CY has bought for lycan as present caused Lycan some bad allergies. Apparently my dog is as cheapo as its owner, only likes cheap stuff. To be honest I don’t know if its really the food, or its the shampoo. But guys if you own a dog do be careful! Don’t end up like me. I only knew of Lycan’s allergies when I sent him for his full grooming. Because he always had skin problem, thus I couldn’t tell it was an allergy. I thought it was the skin problem that he always had.

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ANYWAY IF YOU GUYS DID NOT WATCH MY STREAM LET ME TELL U AGAIN. MY DAD BOUGHT ME 60 DOLLARS WORTH OF STAMPS. I told him “Pa, help me buy alot of stamps.” But because one stamp only 30 cents, i thought he will buy 10dollars… thats 33 stamps. Not alot meh?

HE BOUGHT 60DOLLARS THATS 200 stamps bro.

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200 stamps for 60 dollars

1 stamp = 1 letter can be mailed

WHAT AM I DOING WITH 200 STAMPS.

My life is now complete

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In case you guys don’t know how imperfect your goddess can be, look at the photo below:

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Yes.. P is me. P for Potato. FOR PUTANG INA MO BOWLING. 

fucking ball. my ball was always magnetically attracted to the gutter. FUCK.

CANT PLAY BOWLING. DON’T LAUGH AT ME. I DONT WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN.

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So before I go, have a cute photo of my newest toy. It says that it’s a penguin… but it looks like a caterpillar. SO its a fucking caterpillar.

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Bye guys 😀 please stick around and wait for your goddess’ return.

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I hate people??!?!

Following the tragic news of how Aui_2000 was kicked by EG for no reason, (like seriously who the hell even uses the word “Kicked” In the official news) That’s extremely rude and humiliating for anyone.

He tweeted “I hate people”.

I think it reminds me of how fucked up people can be. I was talking to someone on steam last night and due to his personal reasons(I am trying to be less mean here) he said this “Other people told me how ragey and bad tempered you are but I chose to believe you are actually not that bad”

Why, thank you. 

I do admit I scream at people alot in dota. He added “It seems both games I played with you, you just cannot get along with my friends.”

All I replied was “Maybe its just your friends.”

I only have one goal in mind, and that’s to have a good game.

If I am screaming, instead of evaluating why am I fucked up, please re-evaluate your own friends. 

This scenario can be replaced with simpler examples for everyone to see clearly.

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As more people are requesting me to add them into friend’s list, I am just going to make it very clear:

The reasons why I scream at you:

  1. You are a major douchebag and everyone on the team can’t stand you but just cant be bothered to tell you. But i will. It doesn’t mean they are nice and I am not. It just means I am verbal and expressive and direct. THIS APPLIES TO ALOT OF TOXIC PUB GAMERS who enjoys insulting people by calling them motherfuckers, noobs, or idiots. That is derogatory and I cannot just sit around and let you scold me or any of my friends that.
  2. You are the last to pick and yet did not consider what the team needs (usually a support role) and decided to go ahead with your own selfishness to play whatever you want (normally a carry) and causes the team to have 3 carries, 1 solo mid and 1 hero which don’t know where to go. And 1 carry (normally me who randomed first) ends up playing support. So you will see a random drow ranger with wards and dust
  3. You are not good at dota, but stubborn and refuses to listen to commands. (from anyone)
  4. You picked/randomed a support but refuses to help buy wards and instead, chooses to go for your own items without thinking maybe it’s more beneficial for your fellow support to get their main item first.

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That being said, its so simple isn’t it? All these reasons contribute towards one thing and that’s : You selfishly made the game less enjoyable for the remaining 4 people

All these rooted from one thing, and that is IN the dota community, a huge percentage is still male dominated. Filled with egoistical,selfish and ill-mannered males.

I make noise not because I wish to stoop to your level (as some would like to argue) I am just verbally informing you of my displeasure although I know you will still be clueless and continue living your life as the imbecile you are. But that’s ok with me. At least I told you.
So all these being said, back to what the guy has said last night. I pick my friends wisely. And that’s why no such nonsense ever occurs when I play with them. It’s just your friends, really. They are the toxic pub gamers that every one hates.

So If i have accepted your friend request… Please keep these in mind.

MURDEROUS PERIOD MURDEROUS MOOD

Goddess food reviews

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Before we get started,

let me look at this photo to be reminded I used to be less fat until I started eating. LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO MAKES ME ANGRY. MY DAYS HAVE BEEN SPENT EATING AND EATING.

OK SO WE GOING TO BEGIN ON AN ANGRY NOTE, WITH MY ANGER REVERBERATING, MY LIPASES ARE WAY TOO EFFECTIVE IN BREAKING DOWN FATS AND STORING THEM ON MY BODY. MY FATS ARE NOW VIBRATING RHYTHMICALLY LIKE CHRISTMAS CAROLS

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TONKOTSU KAZAN

Bukit Panjang Plaza, 01-64/65

I never knew our tiny, humble lil Bukit Panjang Plaza can have a shop selling decent ramen too. BUT REALLY, I GO FOR THE MINI RICE, NOT THE RAMEN.

If you are going there, be sure to order their Mini Mayo Rice. As pictured below. It’s minced pork (looks like tuna) with a fuckload of spring onions and FREAKING MAYONNAISE TO TERRORIZE EVERY EMPTY FAT CELL ON YOUR BODY AND CONQUER THE SPACE

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I had spicy ramen, was quite tasty. Gyozas were good too. But the food items are not very cheap. I guess its average ramen price.

DO NOTE, DO NOT ORDER THEIR GREEN TEA. IT IS 3.50 (or 3 cant remember) TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. 

Goddess rating:

Food: 3/5 (Legit 2.5 is solely for the mayo rice)
Ambiance: 2/5 (its quite well designed for such a small space, but onlookers stare like you dat animal)
Price: 22$ for a set of ramen, gyozas and mini mayo rice.

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Sacha & Sons

#03-02 Mandarin Gallery

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Met PMS Asterisk Kimchi and Furryfish for the first time. Uber fangirl mode. We went to Sacha and Sons. It was where wild honey used to be. I really loved the ambiance, very woody, rustic and cozy. But of course, what can you expect from such a posh restaurant in the posh location. Freaking green apple juice is 9dollars.

I ordered Bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon. I am not a fan of bagels, cuz Im an old woman and my teeth can’t bite through the rock hard floor. But the salmon and cheese OMG WHY SO MY BODY READILY ACCEPTED THIS SATANIC OFFERING OF CALORIES.

I forgot what Kimchi ordered but it looked quite delicious.

I recommend this place if you are 1) super loaded 2) looking for a place to chat 3) going for a blind date -cuz its so dimmed and all

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5
Ambiance: 4/5 (beautiful, tasteful and cozy)
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$ Mine was 30++ for the bagel and juice made of gold

Someone in my friend list is a fanboy of Furryfish so I requested to take a photo with her. HEHEHEHE. U CAN CUT ME OUT OF THE PIC AND FRAME HER ON YOUR WALL.

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NAM NAM NOODLE BAR

68 Orchard road #01-55

This Vietnamese cuisine is right beside Starbucks. All dem white chicks won’t miss it. I ordered the sliced beef with glass noodles and A COCONUT THAT FUCKING COSTED 6DOLLARS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

TIP: 
When eating such noodles either in Viet or Thailand, add every single fucking condiment you see on the table. The results will be a yummy concoction of well harmonized nonsense. ESPECIALLY THE FISH SAUCE. 

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GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3/5
Ambiance: 2.5/5
Price: <15 IF YOU DON”T ORDER FUCKING COCONUT

Don’t order the Vietnamese Coffee (HOT). If you are a #rebelkid then okay go ahead. You will regret not listening to your goddess. AND DON’T ORDER THE FUCKING COCONUT

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DAEBAK Korean Resturant

Wilkie’s edge. Ground floor.

YOU CAN’T MISS IT, ITS NEXT TO STARBUCKS AS WELL. Recently I have been caught up in the Korean Drama Potato Star. It’s really funny, I0/10 would recommend. So you know, watching them eat the kimchi and ramyeon and stuff I just had to ease my craving.

Let me just say first, Mr Kim’s Korean Cliff Restaurant is still the best in my opinion. It is at Beauty World, Level 4. I will be going there two weeks later, so I will show you guys some photos. I used to work there 😀

So anyway, I went to this Daebak at Wilkie’s edge. CY and I ordered the Army Stew (Korean style steamboat) and an extra spicy beef hotplate. The beef was really spicy, and delicious. It was worth the money.

Army stew, priced at 30$ was really huge as you can refer from the photo below. However I must say the stew wasn’t up to standard 😦 It tasted lackluster. Mr Kim’s one is certainly better!

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The shop owner was telling us not to order the extra beef as he said we won’t be able to finish the stew already. But guess what… Your goddess was there so naturally we finished everything. HA OMG

CAN YOU SEE MY TUMMY WOBBLING

Goddess rating:

Food: 3.5/5 (Definitely should only order the hotplate items.)
Ambiance: (it’s nothing fantastic LOL)
Price: about <10 per person if you don’t order the army stew

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Nothing really. I haven’t tried it. LOL this is the Salmon Jubilee set at ICHIBAN SUSHI.

I TOOK A PHOTO CUZ THE STARS ARE TOO ADORABLE. But if you are going to try ichiban sushi (they have many outlets)

I recommend:

Salmon Mentaiyaki Set
Ishitakana (Salmon with garlic rice in hotstone bowl)
Cereal tori
Waygu beef steak
Garlic chicken wazen (CM 2)
Salmon Sakura Sushi

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Basilico Italian Restaurant

Regent Hotel, Level 2

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I really liked the entire design of the restaurant. There are even outdoor seats facing the hotel’s pool. I did not take photos of the buffet spread as there were too many people, can’t get a good shot.

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Really like the candle. They placed it in this stand that looked like there are raindrops. Gives you that “Staying by the fireplace on a rainy day” feel.

ITS FREAKING EXPENSIVE BUT ANYWAY. I took the 88$ Deal which was one main course out of two pages to choose from, and then I am allowed to help myself to the buffet spread of Antipasti, salads and desserts.

Everything was beautifully laid out and they looked really fresh and delicious. I was so visually attracted to the cold cuts. LOL.

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Complimentary bread with tomato paste.

Seabass with citrus sauce, Salmon with caviar, Angus Beef with truffle sauce, Parma Ham, Pork Prosciutto, fresh cherry tomatoes and mozzarella .

Every thing comes with recommended sauce for you to pair with. And every main course has a “Wine pairing” suggestion.
I really liked the truffle sauce. AND OF COURSE FUCKING PARMA HAM and dat mozzarella. WHITE GLOB OF DOOM. 

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Eggplant salad, Octopus salad with dill, some purplish pasta salad, Salami, and the fucking mozzarella that I cant resist again.

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Eggplant was abit funny, as well as the purplish salad -_- I think its beetroot sauce or something. But dat octopus salad man. Was really fantastic. And of course well. Cheese is never wrong.

I did not take the cheese selection because they were meant to complement wine. And this cheapo kampong person like me, looking for brie and Camembert. Obviously dont have. LOL

My main course was supposedly some Pork sausage pasta with chilli and ricotta cheese.

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I wuz liek WHERE MY SAUSAGE when I realized they mashed up the sausage so it’s just bits of em swimming around hiding in my pasta. It wasn’t really al dente, I think they could have boiled it just a teeny weeny bit longer because I felt like I was munching on gigantic straws.

Should have ordered something else, I think this was definitely not worth the money, except that I loved the sauce. Nothing can go wrong with ricotta cheese man.

CAN’T THEY JUST GIVE ME ONE LONG JUICY PORK SAUSAGE TO SHUT ME UP.

K ordered ala carte (means no buffet spread) Cod fish. It was a generous portion, well cooked and delicious.

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THEN IT WAS TIME FOR DESSERT HOLY SHIT. It was a small spread, but still really well presented.

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Their apple crumble is a must eat. I paired it with their homemade vanilla gelato. I WAS IN HEAVEN. The apple crumble is not too sweet, as like the gelato. The crumbs are crunchy without being too hard. It was warm, oozing with love (and fats). Very delicious.

I then tried their tiramisu, chocolate mousse and creme brulee.

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Creme Brulee was flavorful, just alittle too sweet for me as it was really small. IT WAS A SAUCER. Too much caramelized sugar for such little portion.

Tiramisu was recommended online by many people but I am not really a fan of coffee so honestly I don’t know what really is good or bad tiramisu.

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But it was moist and the coffee lingers on your tongue. Not too sweet nor bitter. Quite well balanced.

I liked the mousse. It was creamy and not too sweet as well. But I felt the chocolate balls could have been like, crunchy hazelnuts or biscuits. As it was pure chocolate and the mousse was also chocolatey, I felt the texture was not that interesting and it gets you abit sick of the chocolate after awhile.

BUT NO I DID NOT HELP MYSELF TO MORE APPLE CRUMBLE BECAUSE MY WAIST IS SO THICK, I CAN BLOCK THE SUN

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But well nothing can go wrong with the design and ambiance of such super atas place. What I liked about the place was that they provided children with some coloring books and crayons to keep them entertained.

GODDESS RATING:

Food: 3.8/5
Ambiance: 4.5/5
Price: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Buffet menu is 88++ per person. Ala carte items ranges from 20-70

I recommend it if you want to bring yo girl/boy to some fancy place to eat when dat bitch tells you she sick of pastamania.

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Thanks for reading my food reviews, I hope now you will carefully avoid buying COCONUTS or drinks at the wrong places. DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY! Save up for rainy days. Nowadays very rainy. SO YOU KNOW.

Sorry that was really lame.

Btw yes I am part of ASTERISK now although not competitively. I am just going to pollute their page with my ugly drawings. I am still in the process of one BUT I THINK ITS SO CUTE I DOODLED IT AT WORK OK IM SO TALENTED.

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Dat one on the right looks abit like a sperm but whatever.

GOOD BYE PEASANTS. your goddess has to work soon.

jubilant weekend for you?

Hola mi amigos~

HOWS YOUR JUBILEE WEEKEND. Did you plan for something exciting? unlike me? Down with gastric problems and I have work later. I really hate people. So sure as hell you won’t see me queuing for all the free SG50 stuff that are being offered. But please do let me know how was your experience like if you ever went to try the free admissions to the various parks.

Please don’t get molested too.

There is huge change in my plans from now onwards, but don’t worry I will still retain my passion for blogging nonsense in a bid to entertain all of you bored peasants. As you know, your goddess is getting OLD. Wait, we are all getting older at the same time right? *confused after playing too much sims*

As you know, WE ARE ALL GETTING OLDER AND ITS SAD THE PLANET IS MOVING AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING BUT

MY BANK DIGITS ARE NOT JUMPING.

Holy shit that could have been made into an extremely popular quote on facebook. I should do it right now.

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I am in the process of another story. It’s a shorter one. It’s a different… genre. Hope you guys will look forward to it! Will try to get it done by tomorrow so for all of you who are staying at home, ordering food deliveries like me can have something interesting to read.

BTW DO U KNOW THAT SPICY NUGGETS FROM MACDONALDS IS BACK AND U BETTER EAT IT IF U HAVEN’T TRIED IT. GUARANTEED TO INDUCE EXPLOSION IN THE TOILET. 

VIVA fractional laser ZAP ZAP ZAP!

Hi guys.

Note: This post will be boring for guys who are not interested in beauty care, but please do share it with your girl friends if you think it will help!

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http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg/

I am here to plague you with photos of my ugly, bare skin after the laser treatment. So as I mentioned in my previous post, (even provided a photo) I did my gold toning treatment at the same clinic last year. It wasn’t that it took 1 year for the gold toning to take effect. Actually the effect of the gold toning was perpetual and very noticeable. It doesn’t stop improving even after months. (Remember to go to the first post of my archives to read about my experience)

The reason why I waited a year was because I didn’t think there was a need to do laser… due to the cost of course, girls in the know will agree with me on this. Fractional laser is not cheap and there is downtime (term used to describe a period whereby you can only stay home and not be able to work/go outside). However, it is true that I am still lacking confidence whenever I look into the mirror or when I edit the photos from the photoshoots I did and I zoom in to see how visible my scars are.

The scars left on my face left a deep emotional insecurity in my heart because well, every girl wants to be beautiful. In the last interview that I attended, I met a girl (whom of course breezed through every round of the interview and made it through) who had everything that the company looked for. And most importantly, her skin was beautiful. It was neither oily nor dry, had no blemishes and especially, smooth with no holes like mine.

In case you are wondering how the scars come about, it is not only because of Acne. It is true that Acne leaves scars and redness, but holes (pockmarks) like mine are left because I was gullible and fell for the facial scams. I spent thousands of dollars allowing beauticians to “purify” my face by squeezing the zits by force even though I was young and my skin was too sensitive. The result of this; are all these deep holes that can’t be concealed (even by makeup) and they will not heal over time.

I’m sure you girls know what that is. Its the feared beautician tool used to clean out blackheads. The sharp end is used to make a cut on the surface of your zit, and then tissue over, the beautician will squeeze out the pus and the blood. I am not certified to say that this method is 100% wrong and ineffective. What I am saying is that I guess, it is not for everyone, and you are leaving your face in the hands of someone you barely know.

Anyway, so, the holes weren’t that obvious initially because of my acne, but the moment all my acne is cleared up, they started to be noticeable. Especially after the gold toning when all the redness is gone, I realized there wasn’t a need for concealer because even the strongest concealer can’t cover the marks.

So…. laser it is.

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LASER PROCESS AT AEON:

Aeon Medical is set in Pacific Plaza, (Opposite far east Plaza) so it’s really convenient even for a road idiot like me. All the non invasive surgeries are conducted by the Korean doctor himself (which is what I like actually) as he is the owner of the clinic.

Since it has been a year since I last visited, so I wasn’t expecting the Dr to remember me. But he did! He still remembered the things I spoke to him about like my dreams and hobbies etc. Every staff in the clinic is Korean, and they are smiley and friendly. Alot of rich taitais go there too. Lololol.

So this is my nude face sans make up,  before the treatment:

Some parts are still abit pink, but other than that, most of the AOE (area of effect) redness is gone. I know you can see a conspicuous green vein on my face. LOLOL my family said its due to me raging too much in dota. So anyway can you see the very obvious holes?

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This is close up, but it isn’t noticeable when you look at me at conversational distance.

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Alright! Off we go. Doctor instructed for his helper to help me wash my face (she’s extremely beautiful and young!) and oh man her finger strokes really relaxes my facial muscles. She then applies a numbing cream that smells like corn (LEGIT) all over my face and covers it up with some plastic sheet. Whilst I lie there like a disabled potato, she then brings in tea and a painkiller pill for me to pop prior to the laser.

OMG IS IT SO PAINFUL. NEED NUMBING CREAM + PILL. I was honestly abit frightened!

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Can’t see much its fucking dark in the room LOL i was told to lie there for an hour to let the cream take effect.

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ITS TIME FOR LASER D: D: D:

The friendly doctor held friendly conversations with me. Hes a genuinely nice person so you don’t feel awkward or like hes out to scam your money like dem beauticians (no offense really). Makes me wonder how it feels like to date a Korean man. hmmm.. HAHAHAHAHA

So MOVING ON, I am made to lie down on the chair that they use at the dentist. My eyes are taped to be protected. Then the Dr said “Okay, are you ready? We are about to start

To be honest I didnt feel a thing when he went over my whole face for the first time. He was patient and he never stopped asking “Does it hurt?” “On a scale of 1-10 how much does it hurt?” And I told him none.

I was really happy because he said that my face wasn’t as red as many other patients he did the laser on. He said this is an indication of healthy skin 😀

Then the doctor said “I will now go over the areas with the deep scars the second time.” That was when it did prick quite abit. BUT SURE AS HELL IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FACIALS I DID. And then just like that, my laser session was over!

Mr Doctor helped me to take photos of my skin right after the laser session because I told him I wish to have the photos. Hahaha. He even got his secretary to email me so I will be able to see them the moment I got back home. How nice is that?

(can you see the lip balm? The laser is so strong that my lips were peeling)

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It wasn’t as red as I expected.

After the laser as my skin is probably raw and hurting alot (just that I dont feel it), I was ushered into a room and the pretty Korean lady gave me a calming mask and massage using some special machine.

Then she helped to put on sunblock and I was good to go. I took a photo after the whole thing:

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Isn’t that bad isn’t it? LOL I was expecting like:

I am just going to say it again, according to Doctor, some peoples’ faces were really really red unlike mine. So it really depends on your skin. And most importantly, Stay away from the sun!

I was instructed to use a special cleanser for the next few days :

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It smells really good and it’s so gentle that I don’t feel a thing when I was washing my face. In fact, I felt pain when I was drying my face with the towel. My skin was so sensitive that I could feel every single strand of fabric on the towel.

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Day 2:

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I looked like I had a sun burn. Its really hard to capture the exact intensity of the laser effect because I don’t have those micro lens camera. But all I can describe to you is that there are hundreds of thousands of tiny holes all over my entire face. They are open pores and they are struggling to heal. Thus I obediently stayed at home, avoided make up and the sun.

I mean just imagine putting makeup on your open pores… Doesn’t sound good eh?

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Day 3:

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It actually got abit redder on the third day. Hard to tell from the photo because my room is so bright xD Also, my face started to peel. I felt like a snake and I slapped on alot of sunblock. I recommend using the AVENE Spring thermal water to spray on your face. It really cooled me down alot as well as soothed the face.

Close up:

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Not sure if you can tell from this picture but my entire face was really tender and all the “thousands of holes” started to scab, forming noticeable brown “skin” over, especially so on my nose area. The cheeks were just red.

Day 5: 

My skin looks normal already! 😀 But when I touch my cheeks, I can still feel the raised “dots” that show that the lasered pores are healing.

I will have to wait a month for my next laser session which will inevitably be more painful as the Doctor will increase the intensity of the laser. Doctor said it may take 5 sessions to start seeing visible improvement on the parts with the deep holes.

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I hope this post helped you guys alittle bit. Please do consider Aeon Medical if you are thinking of doing some non invasive surgeries. here’s his website:

http://www.aeonmedical.com.sg/

Feel free to quote my name or my website! I did tell him I want to write a review for him even though I am not a popular blogger. But he has agreed to give benefits for those readers who do come across my review 🙂

See ya guys 😀