Good evening my darlings.
SO, I’m sure facebook followers of mine have recently noticed a photo I uploaded, mentioning I am on my way to try out a non invasive surgery.
M presented this to me as a birthday present (extremely late but still appreciated) and introduced me to this great clinic which his friends have patronized and found to be great. I went to the clinic and asked for recommendations. Guess which I chose?
Yes you got it. It’s time for me to learn to be NOSE-Y like all dem bitches.
Getting into the high ridges, brah. I have seen a lot of my friends trying it out, and honestly, despite myself never having been a fan of plastic surgery, the “non invasive” and “non permanent” terms came across as extremely attractive.
Nowadays, plastic surgery is an old time fad. It’s like a Kardashian. Looks good, ain’t really practical, but very controversial.
“微整容” or “Minimal facial enhancements” as they call it, grew seemingly popular. Many celebrities/popular social media influencers turn to it as a more feasible idea because Plastic surgery is simply just too passe. And besides, there’s just simply no way out if someone calls you plastic because. U are.
8 Eu Tong Sen St, The Central, Office 1. #11-90
Having played too much Sims 3 I really love to appreciate great interior design. And the clinic really did a fantastic job with the lovely warm hues off the earthen color palette. The staff were also extremely friendly.
Have you ever been to those beauty shops/clinics where the staff appear to be super judgmental and bitchy? THAT FUCKING ANNOYS ME.
But TCS staff despite being all female (You know your goddess don’t click with girls xD) they were really really friendly and made me feel welcome.
I explained to them that I came here through my friend’s recommendation and would like to see the doctor for his advice on what should I do to make myself HOTTER AND PRETTIER SO I CAN KILL EVERYONE WITH A STARE INSTEAD OF LOOKING LIKE A POTATO.
They carry their own line of skincare that they use in their clinic.
My Doctor is called Ryan. He’s extremely handsome and cool. HES 40 OVER BY THE WAY. DAYUM SON LOOKIN FINE. His skin is fucking flawless.
Well to nobody’s surprise, he told me that he does the skin enhancements on himself. And does it on his wife too. (*disappointments…)
WHY DID I NOT GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL WHEN I WAS YOUNGER? WHY? DUDE CAN DO IT ON HIMSELF FOR FREE AND B LOOKIN AMAZE.
So Ryan told me Nose threadlift OK. V Popular choice, and he will even help me to add a tad bit of botox on my forehead cuz he said I frown too much.
YES GODDESS ALWAYS ANGRY. I NEED TO LOOK STOIC EVEN THOUGH I WANT TO KILL YOU.
Sorry, I look like a fucking bobo. Sitting on the bed waiting for numbing cream to be applied on my nose.
No Filter, no make up. (Except for eyebrows. DO NOT LEAVE HOUSE WITHOUT EYEBROWS.)
Ok, so basically there are no photos for this, but I am gonna fucking type it out for you guys to imagine it in your own twisted ways. HEHEHE.
SO, firstly, its gonna fucking hurt but I am a masochist so that’s fine by me. INJECTIONS go in and I tell ya that needle stings like a hornet. Then, Ryan made a hole at the tip of my nose. That’s where the threads would go into.
Once the numbness from the syringe sets in, the threads goes in. TWO LONG THREADS, one along each side of the nose. And 1 more at the bottom, like dis <——> to support the nose, to make it look more perky.
The pain…. is bearable for me but I can tell you, even a Norwegian warrior is going to cry. Tears rolled down from my eyes but it’s a natural reaction because your nose is really sensitive especially at your philtrum (the indention between your nose and mouth) AND THE GOD DAMN HOLE IS JUST RIGHT NEAR IT AT THE TIP OF UR NOSE.
Then a few jabs of botox on my forehead, and tadah! I am good to go. Lololol.
Faster than sex bro.
The nose bridge looks really sharp. And you can already see the bruising on my nose. Second pic, the red dot in between my nostrils is the Hole that I am talking about.
You gotta take good care of it. DO NOT CONTAMINATE IT as it will cause infection. No make up, no fingers, no nosing around dirty affairs. NO PUN INTENDED 😛
Below: Botox marks.
I have really serious frown lines on my forehead because I squint alot since young. And yes I frown alot when playing cancer SEA dota games.
ARNIKA tablets given to me to reduce swelling and promote healing!
Feeling all numb and flaky I said my goodbyes to the friendly staff and went for lunch.
30 mins after surgery
Day 2 to Day 8
If you notice the first two pics, My eyes are actually swollen. YOU WILL NOT GET THE SWELLING FROM THE THREADLIFT. Your nose will also swell abit. Just look at my koala bear nose. I look like I ran away from the zoo.
The reason why my eyes are swollen is because I am allergic to the antibiotic. LOL. FUCKING UGLY BRO.
Plz dont unfollo. plz.
After recovery, it looks really natural and it doesn’t hurt! and don’t worry you can do your pig snout, or go fighting, its fine your nose won’t drop off.
I tried to recapture the photos under the same light and in same environment. LOL. IN AN UBER IN THE AFTERNOON.
Talk about effort bro.
I tilted my face a little more so you can see clearer. Look at dat ridge…. higher than the Wall donald trump wants to build.
Good eh? HEHEHEHE AM I GORGEOUS OR NOT?
You can visit their website here:
For anyone interested to go over and take a look, or even just ask a few questions, Please do ask away! They are really friendly. 😀
*Disclaimer: I have explained to the clinic that I like to blog and I will be featuring my journey on my website. Although I am not directly affiliated with them, you may mention my name when you pay them a visit! 🙂
You can also drop me a message at email@example.com if you are keen to try it but have more questions.
I’m always willing to help out a fellow girl WHO IS SICK OF LOOKING LIKE A POTATO.
STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT POST. Love ya.