Goddess’ birthday, bitches

My dear peasants,

thank you for all dem lovely birthday wishes. This is probably one of the best birthdays I ever had. Not to forget, thanks to everyone who made it possible for everything on my wishlist to be fulfilled 😀

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I am one very lucky girl! My sister planned a lovely birthday outing for me, and I am really touched to know that all dem boys turned up for my party. And the best part is knowing a few of them dedicated time to make a very (fugly) but sweet college for me. Jesus. How the fuck did my sister collect that huge number of unglam photos of me.

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WELL YES AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT WEARING A BOARD FILLED WITH MY UGLY PHOTOS ON MY BODY.  

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I know right… They cropped it and made it a  point of joke for days.

So this is the cafe that my sister brought me to. The clever entrepreneurs converted their semi d into a very quaint al fresco cafe downstairs. It’s at some ulu part of clementi…. No idea how we reached there. My sister used google maps and we followed her blindly under the hot sun. :’D

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I didn’t try their cakes, but I heard from my friend who tried their rainbow cake, that it sucked ass. We had our brunch there, thus… yesssss AMERICAN BREAKFAST FOR ME.

I ordered their featured lamb shank with man tou too. Extremely delicious.

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Fluffy scrambled eggs… (it writes there sunny side up on the menu but you can have any style) fresh greens, sauteed mushrooms, thick toast, crispy bacon and a long and yummy sausage. OH YEAH YOU KNOW YOUR GODDESS LOVES HER SAUSAGES, H A  H A  H A

Charles and my sister ordered the pancakes. Only 10 bucks but really, dat fat slice of carbs… x 3.. overkill bro. Both of them couldn’t get past 1.5 slices. HAHA.

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Z bought my favorite cake for me… one of the only few cakes that I eat. Strawberry shortcake from bakerzin.

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Nothing beats fresh buttercream and soft sponge cake.

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I would say… full force but that shitty KY drove. Time to buy a 7 seater, bitch.  If ryan hadn’t gone to League of lesbians our team is complete… HAHA. Ryan would be position 4, and I position 1, Zax 2, Charles 5 and jon 5.

With my princess… Pisces baby 😀

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So part of the birthday outing was LASER TAG. I pretty much guessed it. Nothing much to do in Singapore :’D

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But it was way better than the grassy (OMG RIGHT GRASS) muddy paintball that we played in JB. Yes… ryan is sticking his damn gun at my boob. OH TALK ABOUT INNUENDOS. 

CB this fish and co I swear I don’t have face to step foot into Clementi Mall again. I had to wear that really humiliating but adorably endearing oyster on my head, Made to stand on a fucking chair and the manager shouted “LET’S SING A BIRTHDAY SONG FOR GODDESS”

HA HA HA GODDESSSSSSS

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Yeah man your hardworking goddess still had to work. I tell you, dat Guinness shirt is so damn small. OR IS IT BECAUSE I AM FAT.

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I made a mistake of trying dat overhyped yoghurt that day… There’s no going back, I swear. The yoghurt is so so, and the staff attitude is damn bad but I can’t resist the caramelized biscuits. Fuck. People who invent sinful food all need to get fucked by a spider. THEY NEED TO BURN IN HELL, SATAN’S BEGUILEMENT.

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4 fingers wasn’t what I expected. I don’t like marination overkill >.> Won’t go back again D:

So yeah on my actual birthday (which was CNY eve) my grandmother made me two red eggs 😀 so traditional but still sweet nonetheless. I mean my grandmother, not the eggs. I fucking hate boiled eggs. I DID EAT ONE OK.

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So we spent CNY eve playing charades. HAHAHA YES FUCKING UNGLAM SHOT OF MY SISTER BUT I FEEL NO REMORSE SINCE SHE HAS A PENTHOUSE COLLECTION OF MY FUCKING GOD FORSAKEN UGLY PHOTOS

It’s sad to feel that the atmosphere of CNY is dying out. It used to be so exciting and all when I was much younger. Now it’s just replacing your water content in body with beer and gambling all your money away :’D I didn’t even do any CNY shopping. D:

Yes, I am an angel :’D

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LOL YES I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PHOTO OF MY EXTREMELY EVIL DAD WHO WON ALL OUR MONEY.

But okay la, at least he still cooked our very standard CNY supper which is the abalone with chicken noodles HAHAHA.

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The only few females in my life that I choose to keep. My cousins and my sister, NOT IN THIS PICTURE BECAUSE SHE WAS BUSY LOOKING FOR FOOD TO EAT. 

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TOTALLY WEARING THE SAME FUCKING H AND M BRA JESUS FUCK. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WHY DID I EVEN POST THIS UP HAHAHAHA

So anyway, I just want to say thanks to everyone who helped make my wishes come true. I can’t believe everything on my list was fulfilled, and I got more than what I expected. I’m going to cry.

Thanks to CY, for my preciousssssss aveda hair products and extravagant pet food items for my shitty dog,
RC for the most precious 500 rm xD and that extra bit I used for steam cash 😉 😉
My sister, cousins and my boys for like,.. more than half of the items I wanted,
P for that generous angbao
YT for that lovely shades (I can’t stop wearing it) and make up products
Z for the Vs perfume
M for the necklace which looks exactly like the one I used to have :’D
ED for the lace bralets 😉 HAHAHA
KW all that awesome fun and THAT FUCKING CUACA ICE MAKER WHAT THE FUCK
AM for your sweet note and dress 🙂

and to all of you who wished me happy birthday. I am soooooooooooo happy you have no idea. especially from those that I really didn’t expect. hahahaha. I am so lucky to have you guys in my life 🙂

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LOL HAIL CUACA.

Have a good week ahead darlings. I will be back to flood you again. Love ya!

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